Lu Li immediately put on a pretending action of tota with one hand and stroking his beard with the other, and said like Tota Li Tianwang in the TV series: "You demon, just stay in the tower and die!" ”

"Hey, little friend, I was really entrusted by the Golden Snake Lady Ye Youlan to negotiate with you!"

"I saw that you had been playing with your phone, so I didn't bother you. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info I was bored for a while, so I went around first, but I didn't expect that when I came back, you ran away, so I chased after me. ”

"Don't worry, I'm not here to fight you!"

……

Also children, little sister, don't you see that Lao Tzu is strong, and the places where he should grow have grown.

Under Lu Li's divine sense, Jiuye Ju's shouting came from the pagoda.

Lu Li began to hesitate a little, and finally gritted his teeth and shouted: "Release!" ”

Immediately, he heard a whooshing sound, and Kuno Ju, who had collected his wings, was already sitting in his co-pilot.

No way!

Jiuye Ju's sudden appearance startled Lu Li, and his figure involuntarily retreated to the side of the car door, and he was about to slash through with a fifth-level lightning bolt. It wasn't until he saw the other party sitting there motionless that Lu Li slowly put the pagoda away: "What are you looking for?" ”

"You may not know that you and I are in the same situation, but your time has not yet come!" Lu Li was stunned when he heard this.

"Back then, I was as innocent and kind as you, thinking that by acting chivalrous and righteous, I could reach the pinnacle of life. Until one day, when I defeated Spider-Man, Batman, Iron Man, Green Arrow, Flash, and Superman, and stood at the top of the Western spiritual world, not only did I not get the happiness I wanted, but became the target of everyone, even-"

Jiuye Ju said this, and pointed to the heavens: "Even the above began to be suspicious of me, afraid that my supernatural powers are too great, and one day I will hit heaven!" ”

Heaven!

Lu Li has just subverted the most handsome pig's outlook on life, and now he has met this upside-down Jiuye Ju, and he can't help but say: "Are you watching too many European and American blockbusters, why don't you even fight with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!" ”

Jiuye Ju smiled faintly: "Children, don't get excited, you are very similar to me back then, I can fully understand your current mood." ”

Jiuye Ju said this, his hand slowly stretched out, only to see a flash of inspiration in his hand, and suddenly there was a square token, on which was engraved a cross tied to an old man, and it was also written in English: No. 144 saint in the world!

Damn, he is the No. 144 saint in the world chosen by heaven, and Lao Tzu is the No. 122 good person in the world chosen by heaven, isn't this a collision!

"You believe it this time!" Kuno Ju put away the virtual order version and sighed.

The other party's words, Lu Li couldn't refute for a while. At the same time, I also thought that if I became a supernatural power that day, would it also arouse the suspicion and suppression of the gods......

"Listen to Ye Youlan, can you help me?" Kuno Ju chuckled softly.

"Help you, I'll beat you up pretty much!" Although Lu Li does not hold grudges in trivial matters, the other party's behavior is completely beyond his bottom line, and it is not so easy for him to forgive the other party.

Especially the kidnapping of Meng Ruxi, which made him completely murderous.

"You don't want me to kidnap those little girls again!" Jiuye Ju slowly stretched out his hand: "Give it to me!" ”

Lu Li was stunned: "What? ”

"Hundred Flowers Dew!"

"Dreaming!"

Seeing Lu Li's unhappy face, Jiuye Ju couldn't help but say, "I sneaked into your factory last night and stole a bottle and drank it." Although it is an imitation product, the effect is too far behind, but I feel that the effect is still good, and it can temporarily suppress the poison of the Cross Fire in my body! ”

"Hey, you have to pay for taking people's things!" Lu Li said with a dissatisfied face.

Jiuye Ju couldn't help but laugh when he heard this. The pale face is very chic.

Lu Li saw this guy laugh for the first time, and couldn't help but be stunned for a while.

I saw Jiuye Ju stretch out his slender hand, and there was suddenly a shining diamond ring in his palm: "I only have such an enchantment holy ring on my body, if you don't dislike it, I'll give it to you!" ”

Lu Li asked curiously, "What is this for?" ”

"You forgot, every time you hit me with lightning, a protective aura floats around me, and that's the enchantment. This Enchantment Demon Ring can help you cultivate the Enchantment......"

As soon as Jiuye Ju said this, the ring in his hand had already reached Lu Li's hand.

Lu Li immediately put on the enchantment ring.

Then, a flash of inspiration flashed in his head, and countless strange spells appeared. Lu Li hurriedly turned on the super memory function of the good guy card, wrote down these spells one by one, and then moved his mind: knot!

A faint aura immediately floated on his body.

"Damn, isn't it, back then, Lao Tzu studied for more than a year to reach your current first-level enchantment aura, and you learned it in a few minutes!"

It is said that those who are close to ink are black, and those who are close to pigs are fat, and Jiuye Ju immediately learned to speak rudely.

Lu Li was overjoyed, turned to stare at Jiuye Ju and said, "While I'm happy now, I can give you a hundred flowers and dew." But tomorrow you have to go and apologize one by one to the little girls you kidnapped. Then ask your parents to sign your letter of repentance one by one, and if there is one less, you will not want to get any more help from me! ”

"Well, your kindness really makes me feel ashamed! I promise you, but the poison of the Cross Fire in my body is spreading over now, can you give me a sip first, just a small sip! ”

How does this look so much like the advertising line of an advertisement!

Lu Li found a mineral water bottle in the car, poured out the water inside, then took out the potpourri dew and poured most of it into the mineral water bottle.

When Jiuye Ju saw it, he couldn't help but smile and said: "You're too stingy, such a small bottle, you just give it to me!" ”

"Think beautifully, I only have this bottle, give it to you, and it's gone after drinking!" Lu Li quickly put away the white jade long-necked amphora.

Jiuye Ju carefully took the mineral water bottle, and couldn't help but be entangled: "That's it, I still have to save it!" ”

"As long as you can reform your ways, you can be full every day!"

"It's a deal!" Kuno Ju happily stretched out his hand.

Unexpectedly, at this moment, Lu Li suddenly jumped out of the Linglong Pagoda again and rushed straight up.

Seeing that the situation was not good, Jiuye Ju immediately swished and jumped into the sky.

But after all, he was a step slower, Linglong Pagoda had the advantage of being the first mover, and his speed was much faster than him.

When the Linglong Pagoda returned to Lu Li's hands, Lu Li played with it, and immediately came from his consciousness that Jiuye Ju was mad and scolding in the tower.

Lu Li smiled: "I think about it, I still think it's more comfortable to let you stay in the tower." In the future, the largest floor at the bottom of the tower will be your private room! ”

"Fack! Fack! Falk ......"

Lu Li no longer paid attention to Jiuye Ju's scolding, and put the Linglong Pagoda into the immortal storage bag: "Lao Tzu can finally sleep peacefully tonight." ”