Chen Ze and Yang Ming were shocked enough by this result, and unconsciously let go of the arm holding Yang Guangyi. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"That's not right! If it really has that effect, why can't we feel it? You've eaten it so many times! Chen Ze came back to his senses, looked at his crotch, and asked with some doubts.

"Say you're stupid, you're really getting worse? If you can feel it, then isn't there something wrong with your thing? When Uncle Yang Guangyi heard this, he glanced at Chen Ze, obviously he was very dissatisfied with Chen Ze's idiot question.

"That'...... Can you strengthen it if you eat this fish? On the side, after careful consideration, Yang Ming asked.

Yang Guangyi: "......"

Chen Ze: "......"

"Yo, what are you talking about?" The three of them were about to continue the discussion, but the curious voice of Aunt Lin Xueyan came.

When the three of them heard this, they hurriedly sat up, they couldn't let their aunt know about this topic, otherwise their uncle would have to be scolded for being disrespectful, and Yang Ming and Chen Ze would definitely be trained endlessly.

"No, nothing to talk about!" Yang Guangyi hurriedly opened his mouth to cover up, but he had never been able to panic in front of Li Xueyan, so he didn't cover it up very well.

"We didn't talk about anything, we didn't talk about anything, we were talking about my aunt getting younger and younger." Chen Ze hurriedly said with a hippie smile.

"Come less, just your mouth is sweet, it's not in vain that your aunt hurts you so much." Lin Xueyan said with a smile as she listened to Chen Ze's words.

"But if you're really talking about it, why is your uncle nervous? Quick, from the truth, what are you talking about? But looking at the appearance of several people trying their best to hide it, Lin Xueyan knew at a glance that Chen Ze was lying.

"Oh, Mom, we really didn't talk about anything." Yang Ming also spoke.

"Look at the three of you, all of you look sanctimonious, you must not be talking about anything good, say it quickly, don't think about watching TV if you don't talk about it." Lin Xueyan snatched the TV remote control from the coffee table, and then turned off the TV and threatened the three of them.

She knew that all three of them liked to watch football, and every time they watched football, she only had to use this trick against them for safekeeping.

"Well, aunt! Don't listen to it! Chen Ze pretended to be embarrassed and said.

I have to say that Chen Ze's acting skills are really good, during this time, he was stunned to use his acting skills to accomplish many things, no, even her aunt Lin Xueyan who knew her best also said. As soon as she heard Chen Ze say this, the curiosity in her heart became even heavier, and now she had to know even more, and said: "Hmph, then I still have to listen to your aunt, come, just say it." Don't intervene! ”

Lin Xueyan gave an order, in order to prevent the three of them from getting together to fool herself, he also asked Chen Ze by name to say that the father and son were not allowed to speak.

Chen Ze complained bitterly in his heart, so he blamed himself for being cheap just now, why did he have to attract the attention of his aunt?

It's good now, I'm burned.

Chen Ze turned his head bitterly, and looked at his uncle, who had already retreated, who was called by his cousin for help, but he didn't expect the two of them to look at Chen Ze gloatingly, and put on a look that it was not about him.

"Alas, don't speak, don't make eye contact, speak quickly." Lin Xueyan urged.

"Auntie...... Do you really want to hear it? While Chen Ze was procrastinating for time, his mind was spinning rapidly, looking for a good reason to send his aunt away.

"Come on, don't delay." Lin Xueyan saw through Chen Ze's trick and directly exposed his little tricks.

"Okay, I'll say, but you won't hit me if I say it." Chen Ze had an idea, and thought of a way to definitely make his aunt stop asking.

"Okay, as long as you confess honestly, I won't blame you even if you secretly say bad things about me behind your back." Li Xueyan opened her mouth and assured Chen Ze.

"Actually, we didn't say anything, we just asked my uncle how he chased after your aunt, a great beauty. After all, my uncle was also a little cook at the beginning, and my aunt is also a well-known beauty in ten miles and eight towns, why did you fall in love with your uncle, a poor boy. ”

"Uncle was reluctant to say it at first, but he couldn't resist my cousin's hard work, and decided to teach my cousin and me his unique secret skills." Chen Ze said slowly.

"Really...... Did your uncle tell you? When Lin Xueyan heard this, she looked at Chen Ze with a slightly red face, and then looked at Yang Guangyi with slanted eyes.

Yang Guangyi shouted in his heart, he really told Chen Ze about how he chased Lin Xueyan before. And at that time, he was foaming at the mouth and being proud, so he almost said that Lin Xueyan was chasing him. He didn't expect Chen Ze to be so unkind, he insisted on dragging himself into the water, if Chen Ze said what he said before, then he would definitely not have a good life at night.

"Really! Uncle said, "At that time, ......" Chen Ze was about to open his mouth to continue, but Yang Guangyi reached out and covered Chen Ze's mouth.

But all this was expected by Chen Ze, when his uncle told him about him and his aunt, in fact, Chen Ze knew that his uncle was exaggerating. So he knew that as long as he said this, his uncle would definitely find a way to stop him, and as soon as his uncle stopped him, he showed that he admitted the matter.

Although I don't know what kind of vigorous love happened between my uncle and aunt back then, I can sing and cry. But Chen Ze knew that every time he coaxed his uncle to tell him what he had discovered, his aunt would run away with a red face.

So this time was no exception, when she saw Yang Guangyi reaching out to cover Chen Ze's mouth, Lin Xueyan knew that most of what Chen Ze said was true.

At that moment, his face turned red again, and he scratched Yang Guangyi fiercely and stood up and said: "The old man is not serious, tell the children everything, and don't be afraid that the children will teach him badly." ”

After saying that, he smashed the remote control at the three of them, and walked away with a red face.

Yang Ming saw his mother leaving, and hurriedly gave Chen Ze a thumbs up: "High, really high!" ”

"Tall fart, what a bad idea, this is miserable, I was dragged into the water by you stinky boy, and I didn't have a good life at night." Uncle Yang Guangyi scolded, his face full of depression.

"Didn't I say it? I knew my uncle was going to stop me. Chen Ze whispered.

"! If I hadn't stopped you and let you speak out, I would still be able to sit here and talk to you? "Yang Guangyi is now a big head, and he doesn't know how hard to explain when he enters the room to avoid the fate of sleeping on the floor tonight.

"It's over, I'm going to sleep on the floor tonight." Uncle Yang Guangyi said in despair, although he is the head of the family, but in this family, Lin Xueyan said it.

"Uh, sleep on the floor...... Uncle, you and your aunt are old husbands and wives, and you are still interested in playing such a fun game! Chen Ze listened to his uncle's words on the side, and said incredulously with wide eyes.

"......" Yang Guangyi said that it was called a regret, this urgency could not be hidden, this matter was known by these two little rabbit cubs, and it would have to be used by these two boys to joke in the future.

"You two, fuck off, the sofa is mine tonight." Yang Guangyi kicked Yang Ming and Chen Ze by himself.

"Hehe, don't worry, uncle, the beautiful aunt won't be so ruthless." Chen Ze looked at his uncle's depressed face, smiled and ran away.