"This is the rhythm of self-touching, what do you say, Zimo?"

"You have to draw yourself, if you don't draw yourself, I'll eat the cards!"

Chen Ye squinted and touched a card, put it under his thumb and crushed it for a long time, several people stared at him, he stiffened his waist and smashed the card on the table. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Huh!?" Wen Hong couldn't help but ask first.

Chen Ye threw out the five that he had touched, and sighed: "It's just a little bit, I thought it was a mess, but it turned out to be one more." ”

Hearing this, Wen Hong shook his head with a smile, "I'm dizzy, you said all the four cards you called, what kind of fight is this?" Now I can really only touch myself, alas, Chen Ye seems to be less reliable than Zimo......"

The old man, the black face, and the young woman couldn't help laughing, the old man sipped his cigar beautifully, the young woman threw a wink, and the black face was even more excessive, pretending to accidentally knock over three cards, and at a glance, okay, three and four, and then he smiled at Chen Ye with big yellow teeth.

Wen Hong's face darkened, but Chen Ye didn't seem to notice it at all, and when he saw the three nine strips, he immediately sighed, and muttered, "There is only one left, you have to come on!" ”

Is this a refueling thing? Are you sure you can actually play mahjong? If you do this, it doesn't take a few laps to run out of money...... Wen Hong glanced at Zimo and was ready for a while to start beating people.

After another three laps, Chen Ye still didn't touch the four he wanted, and he didn't mean to change his voice, but said to the old man very politely: "Uncle, the reading glasses I have been wearing for many years, and my eyes don't seem to be very good......

The old man of the upper family hummed very pretentiously and threw out a three-of-a-kind, at this time Chen Ye said while playing the cards: "Then don't smoke, it's smoky, be careful to see the cards clearly for a while." ”

The old man was choked by this sentence and coughed several times in a row, wanting to have a seizure, but saw Chen Ye push the card, and a four-strip snapped on top of three or five.

Hoo! Door clearing, self-drawing, card zhang, a family of four hundred, Chen Ye proudly collected money from house to house, and when he got to the black face, he teased: "You also have three and four pieces, why do you pinch it so tightly, and don't let it go to me, it can be less than a hundred...... Sister Hong, I'm not mistaken, is it a hundred? ”

Wen Hongmei nodded with a smile, Zimo stood behind him and patted him on the shoulder, and said, "It's a little interesting."

The second, the four have all listened to the cards, there are more than a dozen left on the table, and it is a matter of two or three circles, Chen Ye is the same as just now, a bad card is playing and listening to Hu, and the other three are also full of strength to extinguish his prestige, when he is stale, he didn't look at the cards after he played, and threw them directly on the table, looking at the young woman with heavy makeup and glamorous makeup, and said with childish eyes: "Sister, you look strange, I have the opportunity to take my brother to play." ”

Just now he was talking to the family and then touched himself, there is a lesson from the past, the woman of the next family just glanced at him charmingly, silent, and played cards by herself, but was praised by a pure high school student, she was indispensable in her heart, and it was inevitable that some eyebrows fluttered.

"Sister, I have a presumptuous request, can you pull your neckline down a little more, it's not fun to look like this now."

As soon as the words fell, Wen Hong laughed, and the young woman also subconsciously covered her chest, pinched the collar with two fingers and lifted it up, and then, Chen Ye reached out and picked up the card, glanced at it, and pushed the card again with a giggle.

Hoo! Door clearing, self-drawing, card zhang, a family of four hundred!

"I said can you make a big deal, just now there is a chance to change three cards." Zimo was energetic and asked him happily.

Chen Ye collected the money, shook his head, and said nonchalantly: "If you figure it out, you will be able to fire the cannon, I can see it very clearly." ”

The black face couldn't listen to it, and the big slap of the pu fan slapped the table, and snorted coldly: "Pretend, then pretend, can you see clearly?" How do you see the clear? Do you want to say that you have clairvoyance and can see the cards in our hand? Hmph, if you're lucky enough to touch two farts mustaches, the cowhide will blow into the sky, and I'm not afraid of falling down and killing you. ”

Chen Ye shrugged, didn't bother to take care of him, quietly waited for the third hand to start, played a good card, played Zhang Hongzhong, and said to himself: "There is a problem with this machine, three cards in a row are such bad cards, which does not conform to probability." ”

He was embarrassed to mention the probability, and the video of his continuous guessing of the coin is still on the Internet, and I don't know how many people praise his anti-heaven goushi luck.

This game of cards is very fast, almost every card is useful, seven or eight laps later he drew again, still the door clear, self-draw, cards, a family of four hundred.

At this point, the three of them knew that something was wrong, and it was okay to say that one or two handfuls were good, but it was a bit evil to touch three in a row. The old man coughed after paying, took off his eyes and wiped them, and brought them again; The black face took a sip of the teacup, it was hot, and he wanted to find the waiter to get angry, but he stood behind Chen Ye and apologized again and again, so he held back the fire in his heart; The young woman didn't flatter her eyes, and she was a little distressed when she took out the money, so she thought about it and pulled her neckline down a little bit, and then pulled it a little again, until the two hemispheres were bulging and caught people's attention, and then she smiled with satisfaction.

With three self-strokes in a row, Wen Hong was simply stunned, taking advantage of the shuffling of the cards, he excitedly grabbed Chen Ye's arm and said: "I really didn't expect it, sister, I really didn't expect it, Chen Ye, you really know how to play mahjong, not only can you play but also play so well, sister, I look stupid, such a bad card can also be Hu, or self-draw, and touched three in a row, my good girl, Chen Ye, you used to hide very deeply, you!" ”

Looking at the cards on the yard, Chen Ye's brows finally locked, patted Zimo's trousers with the back of his hand, muttered "There is really a problem with the machine", and then smiled disapprovingly, kept in his hand, and said to Wen Hong in a slow voice: "Actually, I really just know how to play, but I read some books and am better at mathematics." ”

"Huh? Really? Wen Hong didn't believe it.

Zimo giggled: "Don't listen to his nonsense, reading should be so useful, I wouldn't have read it well back then, he teased you." ”

"Hmph, you are really two brothers, and you are so bad that people love and hate!" Wen Hong glared at Zimo after speaking, but there was more like and flattery in his eyes.

"It's not all nonsense." Chen Ye played one by one, the one that was raised was useful, and the one that was played was placed next to him early in the morning, "Mahjong is such a thing, luck is very important, technique is very important, and even the direction of sitting is also very important, but theoretically speaking, mahjong has a winning strategy, as long as you follow this strategy, you will never lose." ”

"Is there such a thing?" Wen Hong was frightened, and then he realized that Chen Ye had barely missed a card when he had played until now, and the one he had knocked out was definitely useless, and the one he left behind would definitely be able to match, which showed that he was not just lucky.