"Boss! Two big meat buns! ”

In Hengshan City in the early morning, the old Wang of the morning stall shop, who had just moved out a steamer drawer of buns from the kitchen, was about to sit in front of the stall and smoke a bag of cigarettes. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info Not only was Lao Wang, who was just about to light a cigarette, was startled and the flint that lit the cigarette almost fell to the crotch of his pants, but even the male owner of the house next door to the morning stall was about to take advantage of the good mood to get up early, and he was also scared by this voice.

So Lao Wang and the male owner of the house next door to Lao Wang, maybe there were other people, but they were the only ones who were most angry, so they stared at the direction from which the voice came.

"Hey, here are two big meat buns!"

Without any disturbance to the consciousness of others, Mingkong walked straight to the front of Lao Wang's morning stall, a white and tender little hand 'snapped' on the greasy table, and two big round eyes looked at Lao Wang without any intimidation.

Finally, Lao Wang took the lead in defeating Mingkong, lowered his head sullenly, walked back to the back of the stall, and honestly wrapped two big white steamed buns for Mingkong, while walking slowly towards Mingkong, while muttering in a low voice: "It's strange, I have seen a lot of handsome sons and brothers, how can I see this one with a fast heartbeat?" ”

Lao Wang was already muttering as quietly as possible, but he was still heard by Mingkong, and he didn't have the slightest shame, Mingkong smiled smugly: "Hahaha, Young Master Ben is naturally beautiful, everyone loves flowers and flowers, how can those vulgar fans you usually see be compared with Young Master Ben?" ”

Let's not explain the shameless speech, the old Wang who was already carrying the bun and was about to hand it to Mingkong, heard Mingkong's words, but it seemed to be an idol in his mind, the lover in the dream was greatly insulted, and angrily threw the bun in his hand to the ground, if it weren't for the sword hanging from Mingkong's waist, maybe the old Wang was ready to throw these two big meat buns on Mingkong's face.

"I tell you! I'm just a breakfast seller, though! But I also have idols! I will never allow you to defile my goddess! ”

The corners of Mingkong's mouth twitched and looked at Lao Wang, his eyes moved between Lao Wang's face and the two big white buns on the ground, his face was blue and purple for a while, and his right hand trembled and helped him to the hilt of the sword at his waist.

"What are you doing?! In broad daylight, Lang Lang Qiankun, you still want to commit murder in the street!? ”

Lao Wang saw Mingkong's movements at hand, and his body jumped back with a vigorous body, his body was so agile that he didn't look like an ordinary breakfast shop owner at all.

Probably because he felt that he was empty-handed in the face of Mingkong with a sword, no matter what kind of posture he posed, it was a little empty, so Lao Wang reflexively took out an old kitchen knife from the kitchen, waved it twice, and continued to shout at Mingkong: "I'll tell you!" Don't look at me like this now, I think I practiced it back then! Does the Hengshan faction know? Have you heard of Wang Dazhui? I think back then, I held a green sword in my hand, cut all the way from the Black Wood Cliff Wencheng Hall to the Wudeguan, and cut back and forth for three days and three nights, it was a river of blood, vertical and horizontal drifting, but I just raised the knife in my hand and fell in my hand, and I didn't blink a glance! ”

Mingkong blinked his eyes, looked at Lao Wang, who sold steamed buns, and couldn't figure out why he bought breakfast and then boasted about how it reached this level, but in order to cooperate with Lao Wang, Mingkong still took a sentence very politely and asked, "You haven't blinked for so long, and your eyes are not dry?" ”

Lao Wang was stunned for a moment, his eyes blinked subconsciously, and then he came back to his senses, and the old kitchen knife in his hand danced twice again, and roared at Mingkong: "Is this what I asked you?!" ”

Mingkong nodded quite aggrievedly, and looked at Lao Wang with two innocent eyes: "But I just want to know, don't you have dry eyes if you don't blink for so long?" ”

"What the am I talking to you about dry eyes? Yes?! Is it a problem of dry eyes? ”

Lao Wang was speechless for a while, but people were floating in the rivers and lakes, and they were mixed with a face, so they couldn't be cowardly at this time, so they pulled their throats, and the old kitchen knife chopped on the table, and the sawdust clicked for a burst of sideways, Lao Wang didn't feel distressed, Mingkong had to feel sorry for him.

"Okay, good, the old-timers, you are angry, and the younger generations know their mistakes......"

Seeing that Lao Wang chopped down again, let alone the table, even the old kitchen knife had to be resent to Chen Blacksmith to be recast, Mingkong hurriedly surrendered and admitted defeat, and then asked cautiously and aggrievedly: "Dare to ask this senior, can you tell me where the junior insulted your goddess?" ”

"Hmmm......"

Seeing that Mingkong was soft, Lao Wang put away the kitchen knife with satisfaction, and glanced at the pitted table that was cut down painfully, but this small loss was insignificant compared to recovering his former face, so Lao Wang still had a slight smile on his face, and after walking to the stall, he picked up three big white buns and put them in front of Mingkong, with a kind smile.

"I think that at the beginning, the old man and I traveled south and north, and I have seen a lot of beauties in the rivers and lakes, but no one has ever been able to enter the old man's eyes......"

When he said this, the old king thief glanced at the back kitchen, as if there was a fierce tiger locked in it, and it would jump out at any moment and devour him in one gulp.

"And then?"

After chatting with the old man for a long time in Huashan Siguoya, Mingkong has accumulated enough experience in chatting with the elderly, that is, even if you are about to fall asleep in your heart, you must pretend to be very interested on the surface, so Mingkong Tian asked again shamelessly, as if he was very concerned about the story afterward.

"And then ah......"

When Lao Wang said this, he took a deep breath and sighed: "Alas, don't mention it, it's all old things, I'll tell you about the new exquisite girl in Qunyuyuan......"

Mingkong's eyes lit up suddenly, just like a hungry wolf who had been hungry on the grassland for several days in the cold winter suddenly found his prey, his eyes flashed with a secluded green light, staring directly at Lao Wang, who looked at Lao Wang's delicate body was shocked, and unconsciously softened.

"Gollum ......"

Lao Wang swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and began to hesitate in his heart, whether to continue to give Amway to the dangerous person in front of him, although the more customers he has, the better his goddess's business, but like this guy in front of him, no matter how he looks at it, he doesn't look like a rich lord......

Hey, no,, that's your own goddess, why should you help your goddess introduce customers, didn't you buy a ball of green wool to ask your wife to knit a hat for you......

Although he had such thoughts in his heart, Lao Wang still had to continue to amend his goddess for him under the gaze of the bright green gaze. However, before Lao Wang could open his mouth to speak, a dull tiger roar had already come out of the dilapidated bun shop.

"the old king! What the hell are you thinking about that little in Qunyuyuan again? ”

The sound of the octave rushed out of the bun shop with a strong air current, and its energy was so strong that it directly pushed the clear sky and the table legs squeaked back three meters away.

"Could it be that this is the long-lost lion's roar?!"

After the sound wave, Mingkong sat on the chair, looking at the four marks about two inches deep on the ground that were drawn by the chair legs, and carefully jumped straight at a speed of one hundred and eighty miles, and the first time in his mind was that no one could stop the famous stunt of Liu Yue, a strange woman in the Song Dynasty, the roar of the Hedong lion.

"Dare to ask the senior inside, but the surname is Liu?"