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A typhoon had just passed, and on the way to the hotel, Liu Xiaole and his entourage were in ruins. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

Get out of the car, oh, this is into the sauna, or into the cage.

Liu Xiaole said helplessly: "It's just raining, why is it still so hot?" ”

Li Yiyi: "You can't steam the buns, you can't do it, you have to put some water." ”

...... This woman can always say things that surprise you, but everyone agrees that this is true.

After checking in, Tian Lao rested, and Wang Dayong, Zhao Jun, He Qiusheng and other bosses went out for a walk.

Liu Xiaole was a little airsick, so he didn't go out.

opened the door, Liu Xiaole made a sneak attack after Li Yi, hugged Li Yi, and threw him directly on the bed.

Li Yi screamed, Liu Xiaole didn't wait for Li Yi to calm down, a hungry tiger rushed up and pressed on Li Yi, Li Yi knew that it must be difficult to retreat today, and he turned over and pressed back directly.

How could Liu Xiaole be restrained, he grabbed Li Yi's hands and said, "Hehe, mother, you will be the father-in-law." ”

Li Yi gasped and said, "You know how to bully me!" ”

Liu Xiaole leaned close to Li Yi's ear and said, "Uncle is going to bully you well today," and then launched an offensive.

Half an hour later, the two of them were sweating profusely and panting on the bed.

Li Yi moved Liu Xiaole's face and looked at it carefully: "Xiaole, you are mature." ”

Liu Xiaole raised his eyebrows and said, "En? What a maturation method. ”

"I still remember the first time I saw you, you were a black boy, full of childishness, very shy, and red-faced when you said a few words."

Liu Xiaole smiled and said, "What about now?" ”

"It's been a vicissitude, there's no such childishness, it's more like a man~!"

I heard Liu Xiaole laugh and said: "Then my husband is making a man for his daughter-in-law." ”

After that, another storm is coming.

Nothing was said all night.

Dididi, the phone rang, Liu Xiaole closed his eyes and touched the phone, and said with a dissatisfied face: "Who is this, so early." ”

Answering the phone, he said with a little dissatisfaction: "Hey." ”

There was also a dissatisfied voice in the conversation, "I said Xiaole, what are you doing~!" Why don't you answer so many calls? Don't you say okay, gather at half past eight today. ”

"What time is it, Brother Wang?"

The other side was stunned for a moment, and said dissatisfiedly: "What? What time is it, it's ten o'clock, my young master~! ”

10 o'clock? Liu Xiaole was in good spirits at once, and when he picked up his mobile phone, he looked at it, I really went, I tossed too much with Li Yi last night, and I was bored.

"I'm sorry, Brother Wang, I was a little too tired yesterday, and I slept today."

"Too tired?" Wang Dayong on the other end of the phone seemed to understand something, and after that, there was a strange laugh.

"Xiaole, so today Tian Lao is going to visit the aquarium market in Fu Province, I originally wanted to ask you to come with me, but you haven't answered the phone, so we came first, so if you are tired, you can rest, if you are not tired, you can come to us."

"Okay, I'll go to you after I'm washed."

"Done." He said yes and hung up.

Liu Xiaole pinched Li Yiyi, who was still asleep: "Get up, little lazy cat." ”

Li Yi opened Liu Xiaole's hand and stretched lazily, "Don't call your wife a lazy cat, don't you think this world is too beautiful and impatient." ”

Then he changed into slippers and walked into the bathroom in a daze.

Of course, Liu Xiaole couldn't let Li Yi wash alone, Liu Xiaole couldn't let go of this opportunity to take a mandarin duck bath, and he followed on tiptoe.

I heard a voice from inside the bathroom, "What are you doing, get out quickly." ”

Of course Liu Xiaole would not be obedient, closed the door, and looked at Li Yi's carcass, and the bad ideas in Liu Xiaole's heart emerged again.

Soon, Li Yi really felt "wet." ”

It was nearly 11 o'clock after the two of them finished washing, Liu Xiaole and Li Yi went to the neighborhood to have a bite of food, and then went to the aquarium market.

After making a phone call, several people had already gone to a nearby restaurant for dinner, and Liu Xiaole simply took Li Yi around first.

Not only do you trade ornamental fish, but also antique and cultural shops occupy half of the market.

Seeing the cultural toy shops on both sides of the road, Li Yiyi: "Xiaole, Dad said a few days ago that he wanted to get a pair of walnuts, let's go and have a look." ”

Liu Xiaole agreed and found a store specializing in walnuts.

When the boss saw this, he greeted him warmly and said, "What do you want to order?" ”

Liu Xiaole pretended to be confident and said, "Is there a better walnut?" ”

The boss said, "Of course, I specialize in these here." ”

While speaking, he opened the cabinet and took out a slightly stocky walnut and said: "This is the head of a white lion, side: 43.843.2 belly: 4141 high: 4242, the origin is Laishui, Hebei, which belongs to the entry level. ”

Looking at the round lion-headed Liu Xiaole was a little uninterested, feeling that this thing in front of him was too small, and he would definitely not be able to give it to his father-in-law.

The boss took out a few pairs one after another, Liu Xiaole always pretended to understand, almost every pair of walnuts Liu Xiaole could find out some problems and see some ways.

Li Yi on the side looked at Professor Liu in front of him, stunned for a moment, and secretly said that he had never seen this kid play with walnuts.

How deep is Liu Xiaole's research? Joke!

The things that were casually said, he learned what sounded good, and what he said was not good, it was hearsay from the old man who played chess at the door of the flowers, and he didn't study it at all.

But there is no way, Wen plays this thing, "I don't open for a year, I open for three years" The profit is too big, and they have a foreign accent, and then they show that they are Xiaobai, so the slaughter rate is infinitely high, so even if they are forced to pretend, Liu Xiaole must pretend.

Seeing that Liu Xiaole was not interested, the store took out another one.

How's that? "The lion's head of the four buildings in Pinggu, the side: 4242 belly: 4141 high: 4242."

Liu Xiaole frowned again, and said a few times in very professional terms about the problems of walnuts.

Seeing that Liu Xiaole is a relatively picky person, and with a Beijing accent, he should not be bad for money, so he put away those low-grade products and began to introduce some walnuts that are in very good condition.

"This is the head of a lion in southern Xinjiang."

"This is an official hat, a chicken heart, a duck's beak, a tiger's head and an ear of wheat, ......." The boss sold them one by one, but he couldn't always satisfy the taste of the guest officer.

The boss was also helpless, and said in his heart, you kid won't make trouble, take me here to practice, and the attitude is not good.

Li Yi whispered to Liu Xiaole: "Xiaole, just get a pair, Dad doesn't understand, that is, this thing can relax the muscles and invigorate the blood, there is no need to be too good." ”

Liu Xiaole said: "Then where can it be." ”

The boss is helpless, I feel that this kid's forced pretense is a little uncontrollable, if he takes something else, it will definitely be endless, and his own store is like no good things.

Then he said impatiently: "Okay, guest officer, you have a high vision, I have a pair of pressure box bottoms here, can you take a look?" ”

"Cheng, take it out."

"Price?"

"You can take it out first, and I'll buy it if I like it."

The boss shook his head helplessly, and then carefully took out a delicate box, slowly opened it, and a pair of bright red walnuts came into view.

I saw that this pair of walnuts showed bright red, and unlike other walnuts, the walnuts in front of me showed four flutes, and the most important thing was that the similarity between the two walnuts was very high, as if carved out of a mold.

The boss smiled slightly, and coaxed: "Side: 5353 belly: 4545 high: 4040 The cortical texture is very well matched, the four-edged heterosexity, the quality is very rare, the size is oversized, the appearance is full, the weight is heavy, the feel is very good, it is very suitable for playing and collecting, and it is absolutely heavy~!" ”

After the introduction, the boss continued, "This is the best special-shaped walnut I have seen in more than ten years, I didn't hold back and made my own plate, if you really want it, I can transfer it painfully~!" ”

The two looked at each other and nodded, don't look at these two people who don't know how to pretend to understand, but the pair of walnuts in front of them, everyone can see that they are indeed good things.

Liu Xiaole said: "How to sell this? ”

The boss said: "30,000 ~ no bargaining." ”

A pair of walnuts 30,000! This is too expensive, Li Yi, who had a price of more than 1,000 just now, frowned, let alone this 30,000 yuan.

Liu Xiaole said: "It's a bit expensive." ”

When the boss heard this, he smiled in his heart, he was really pretending to be a criminal, you are so picky, you can't pay out 30,000?

The boss explained, "This walnut has three points. First, it is rare, if other walnuts are so big and so thoughtful, not to say much, but definitely a lot. But the four-sided walnut is a mutated variety, and the yield itself is very small, so the price is bound to be high. ”

Second, the size and quality similarity of walnuts are all one in a hundred, plus the characteristics of rarity, it is not an exaggeration to say that it is one in a million. In the end, the density of this walnut is relatively large, and the general walnut is less than half a year and a few months, and it will be completed in 1-2 years, but it is different, I have been on the plate for 5 years to reach this quality, so I still give you a discount at this price~. ”

30,000 yuan is indeed a bit expensive, but Liu Xiaole really likes this pair of walnuts.

Seeing Liu Xiaole's heartbeat, Li Yi whispered: "Forget Xiaole, I'll buy him an ordinary one~!" ”

"Hmph, after loading it for a long time, I don't want to buy a couple of hundreds of yuan." The boss smiled contemptuously at the two men.

Looking at the virtue of the boss, Liu Xiaole became angry, this must be a dog's eye looking down on people, damn it, isn't it 30,000? Besides, the quality of this walnut is really good, and there is a lot of room for appreciation in the future.

Liu Xiaole shook his head and said, "It's not easy for us to come out once, we should honor the old man." Under Liu Xiaole's persuasion, Li Yi finally agreed.

After checking out, looking at the two walnuts in the box, Li Yiyi: "Thank you Xiaole." ”

Liu Xiaole smiled and said: "Thank you, what are you talking about spending money on our father." ”

While talking, the two of them ran into Tian Lao and his party.

Liu Xiaole immediately trotted over and said, "I'm really sorry, I'm a little late today." ”

Tian Lao nodded with a smile behind his back, not caring.

Boss Wang and a few people began to coax, making Li Yi's face red and green.

"Huh? Xiaole, what are you? What new items have you bought? Wang Dayong saw the red box in Liu Xiaole's hand and wondered.

"Buy my dad a pair of walnuts."

Zhao Jun next to him said: "Yo, coincidentally, I also have a little research on walnuts, open it for us to have long eyes?" ”

Liu Xiaole really didn't want to display the 30,000 yuan walnuts in such a crowded public place, so he said with a sad face: "Let's go back to the hotel, it's not good if the people here come and go." ”

Several people laughed and said: "When did Xiaole become so stingy, how much money can a walnut have." ”

Liu Xiaole said: "More money, 30,000~!" ”

I heard the crowd gasp.

The pair in Zhao Jun's hand actually thought they were good, but it was only 2,000 yuan, and the things in Liu Xiaole's box turned out to be 30,000 yuan, of course he was not convinced, "30,000?" No, no, you have to show me now, or I won't be able to get around today. ”

And Tian Lao's eyebrows on the side also stood up, Liu Xiaole didn't want to affect everyone's interest, so he opened the box carefully and said, "Be careful, or you will be reimbursed." ”

When the box opened, Zhao Jun exclaimed: "I'm Cao, such a big alien is basically completely similar~!" The four-edged dragon lion head is not in good condition~! People have returned the plate, my God, Xiaole, I don't think you bought 30,000 yuan at a loss~! ”

Hearing that Liu Xiaole smiled, but Tian Lao next to him walked over slowly, looked at the walnuts, and said to Liu Xiaole: "Xiaole can you show the old man." ”

Liu Xiaole smiled awkwardly: "Tian Lao, look at what you said, I was just joking with the big brothers. Then he took out the walnuts and sent them over.

Tian Lao took the walnut, put on his glasses, skillfully turned it in his hand a few times, then shook it a few times, and sniffed it again.

This series of actions makes everyone scratch their heads, what is Tian Lao doing, is he trying to pry open and taste walnut kernels?

After playing with it a few times, Tian Lao actually collided with each other with two walnuts.

Tian Lao's move, everyone's faces suddenly turned green, this is more than 30,000 yuan, even if it is rich, it is not so capricious, not to mention someone else's, is it possible that Tian Lao also learned to rely on the old and sell the old? Are you going to forcibly take away people's love?

Zhao Jun hurriedly walked over and said, "Old Tian, what are you doing here?" ”

Tian Lao didn't take a stubble, but said with a solemn face: "Xiaole, where did you buy it from?" ”

Liu Xiaole pointed to the store, "Where, is there any problem?" ”

Tian Lao said: "The problem is big, this walnut is fake!" ”

"Ah~!" The crowd exclaimed.

Liu Xiaole was even more surprised that his mouth became O-shaped, fake? How can it be~!.

"No, no, no, it will," Zhao Jun stumbled.

Then he snatched the two walnuts from Tian Lao's hand, whether it was the texture or the color of the light, the four-sided lion head was undoubtedly true, why did Tian Lao smell it a few times and shake it a few times to become a fake.

Tian Lao took the walnuts and didn't say much, pulled Liu Xiaole and said, "Let's go, let's go find them." ”

Pulling open the door, the boss's face changed at first when he saw Liu Xiaole coming back, and then immediately returned to normal, and said with a smile: "Young man, how many pairs do you want to buy?" I'll give you a cheaper price for repeat customers. ”

Liu Xiaole looked at the boss with a gloomy face and said, "Are you fake walnuts?" ”

The boss said unhappily: "Young man, you can't say that, I'm a time-honored brand~!" Never do those shady things. ”

Then he continued: "Young man, if you don't want to buy it, I can return it now, after all, tens of thousands of yuan is not a decimal number, but you can't slander me for peddling fakes~!" ”

The more the boss talked, the more excited he became, Liu Xiaole really didn't know anything about walnuts at this time, because they didn't know anything about walnuts, and when they really wanted to say something, he would be timid.

Seeing Liu Xiaole's speech, the boss said with a dark face: "Okay, I still have some things, so I won't accompany them." "Let's send it off.

Seeing this, Tian Lao smiled and said: "Boss, don't worry, we didn't say that we want to return the goods, but we have a few questions to ask." ”

When the boss saw Tian Lao, he should be a respectable person, and said politely: "Hey~ I'm sorry, I'm a little unhappy today." ”

Then he pointed at Liu Xiaole and said: "You should be the elder of this young man, you are also together listening to the accent, look at how this walnut can be fake." Hey, if you don't think it's true, just return the money. With that, he was ready to get the walnuts back.

You cheated more than 30,000 yuan, and you are still not happy, I think you are a thief, Tian Lao said secretly.

Tian Lao immediately avoided the boss's outstretched hand and smiled: "Don't worry, wait until I finish speaking." ”

"Okay, you ask."

"Boss, I want to ask you, how many years has this walnut plate been on?"

The boss thought for a while and said, "It's about 5 years since you counted this year." ”

Then he added: "The kernels in this walnut are all dry, and this is the best proof." ”

Zhao Jun said: "Yes, Tian Lao, there is a voice here, there is no way to fake this thing, and it can't be put in." ”

Tian Lao smiled slightly, and did not pay attention to Zhao Jun, but said to the boss: "5 years? Are you sure? ”

The boss nodded and said, "Well, are you sure?" ”

Tian Lao continued to smile, and suddenly changed his words and said: "Then this walnut is 30,000 yuan, I think you are really jumping off the building for sale~!" You sold this walnut at a loss, I think it is not expensive to say 30,000 yuan. ”

Yes? Hearing that everyone was stunned, what happened to a steady Tian Lao today? First said that walnuts were fake, and now they are in the same stream with the merchants~! Didn't take your medicine when you went out?

The boss didn't understand what Tian Lao meant, scratched his head, and sighed.

Tian Lao pointed to the texture of the walnut and said: "It's been 5 years, and the texture on it is so little worn, I see that the texture of your walnut is already a national treasure~!" ”

Hearing that the boss was shocked, he secretly said that he was careless, this was just coming in, and before he had time to disguise, he saw that the opportunity was coming, so he hurriedly shot.

Walnuts will be lost in the process of playing with human hands, and the edges and corners of walnuts will be worn out after a period of time, let alone 5 years, and the pair in front of them, the edges and corners of the dragon pattern are no different from new.

The boss was speechless and stopped talking.

At this time, Boss Zhao on the side suddenly realized, "Damn, so that's the case, I said why did I feel strange just now~!" Turns out something is wrong here. ”

Tian Lao collided with the walnuts twice and said: "The sound of these two pairs of walnuts when they collide, the sound quality is not like the sound of bones and teeth, but a muffled sound, not to mention the old walnuts, not even walnuts~!" ”

Speaking of this, everyone was even more stunned, could it be that Liu Xiaole spent 30,000 yuan to buy a pair of things that are not even walnuts?

I heard that the boss hurriedly grabbed Tian Lao and whispered, "Okay, don't say it, I admit it today, you can take it back, I'll return the money~!" ”

Sure enough, Tian Lao said that he was right~! Liu Xiaole said unhappily: "You kid lied to me~!" ”

The boss hung his head and said: "Don't blame me, who made you not know how to do it, if such a walnut really exists, 30,000 yuan?" You can't buy 300,000. ”

...... Liu Xiaole is full of black lines, it turns out that the boss knows that he is pretending to be forced, from another level, the boss dares to sell walnuts that are fake to such a degree to himself, which means that the one he pretended to be before is not on the spot~!

This is like buying vegetables and looking for a 50 yuan bill, identifying it yourself, only to find that it is written on it after returning home, and there is no basic common sense, the other party looks at your goods, it is a southeast and west, and you can't find the north at all~! Don't fool you, fool anyone.

At this time, a few more customers came in the store, and they all looked here, and the boss was even more panicked, if Wenwan sold fakes, it would definitely be discredited and could no longer gain a foothold.

There are more and more people looking at the storefront, and the boss took out the walnuts with a price tag of 2999 at the booth and whispered: "That's it, this is compensation, please don't talk about it anymore~!" ”

Seeing that the boss was in a hurry, Liu Xiaole didn't have to pay attention to it, after all, the money had been recovered, and they also sent 3,000 yuan of things, besides, he was so embarrassed that he didn't want to stay here for a minute.

Seeing Liu Xiaole relieved, the boss breathed a sigh of relief, and then went to Tian Lao to take the pair of walnuts in his hand.

Tian Lao avoided his hand again, "Why do you still want to sell it to others?" ”

The boss smiled wryly, "I still dare to sell to others?" I was caught by you for the first time. ”

"So what are you going to do with it?"

The boss smiled bitterly: "Smash it, give yourself a warning lesson." ”

Hearing this, Tian Laocai slowly returned the pair of walnuts to the boss, the boss took over, looked at the two perfect walnuts and sighed, gritted his teeth, and used his hands hard, and the walnuts were divided into two halves.

At this time, everyone saw the true face of these two walnuts, and it turned out to be resin synthetic~! The sound inside turned out to be two grains of rice~!

Liu Xiaole gasped, if it weren't for Tian Lao's presence today, maybe he would have spent 30,000 yuan to buy back a pair of plastic toys for his father-in-law, and then his father-in-law would be passive when he showed off in front of his colleagues.

Through this time, Liu Xiaole can be regarded as knowing what is called forcibly pretending to be the most deadly. (To be continued.) )