Chapter 13: The Buddha said: Don't say
"Let's go! Follow me to the kitchen! With that, Gu Marriage walked out the door, the target kitchen!
Da hurriedly followed, looking at the young lady as if she was going to do something big! But she'll follow anyway!
The kitchen is not very far away, a few minutes away, and it just so happens that someone in the kitchen is cooking something and it is a woman. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info aroma wafting everywhere~
Gu Yu gestured with her eyes, and her intuition told her that this cooked thing must be for that combination!
The latter wisely received the meaning and walked up to ask if it was really something boiled for the combination, or some precious herb.
Phew! Gu Yu sneered, she seemed to remember what was a sentence called? You respect me a foot, and I will pay you back!
So then Gu Marriage called Da Zhi to open the woman who was in charge of boiling the medicine, and Gu Marriage hid next to it and waited for the woman to leave before entering.
Then she added all kinds of things to it, don't ask her how she got it, she just put it in when she saw something unsightly in the kitchen!
After a lot of it, I can't see what this medicine looks like, black Bulongdong!
Stir it with a spoon and it will look like a piece of! Gu Ma felt that it was really, so excited! She felt like the blood was running backwards all over her body!
It's best to see her drink it with your own eyes! Thinking that the woman came back, Gu Yu's face was accidentally smeared black just now, but she didn't know to pretend to be casual and walked out, causing the woman to look at her strangely.
As soon as she went out, she saw Da anxiously waiting outside the door, Gu Yu smiled at her weirdly, and pulled her to run in the direction of Gu Yuya's yard, if she didn't watch her drink it with her own eyes, she would lose sleep, she didn't want to lose sleep
"Miss, what are we hiding here?" I wonder if they are thieves!
Gu Yu put his index finger on his mouth to signal to be quieter, turned his head and glared at her, and said, "Be quiet!" We finally got in, and we'll go and watch the show later~"
Da nodded as if he didn't understand, and then stopped talking, and waited quietly with Gu Yu.
After a while, the woman from the kitchen came, brought the medicine into the room, and the two of them from the window of the room sneakily groped up the window to see what was going on inside.
"Miss, the medicine has been boiled," the woman said respectfully, not daring to slack off.
Gu Yuya looked at the medicine on the table and hummed lightly, but when she picked it up, it was not like usual, today's one had a particularly big taste, she frowned and wondered what was going on, but she still drank it in one gulp, this is the secret recipe she found herself, and she has drunk it so many times, is it possible that she can't believe herself.
"Why does this medicine smell so strong today?" After drinking it, Gu Yuya, who still had that taste, opened her mouth a little unwell
The woman was puzzled, the smell was strong? But she cooked it as usual, "Miss, maybe you have a delusion, the slaves and maids are the same as usual!" ”
"You go down first," Gu Yuya said with a wave of her hand, and the woman retreated
Two people outside the window
"Miss, did you put something in that bowl of medicine?" Asked loudly
Gu Yu smiled meaningfully and didn't answer, but that look completely explained that you are very smart!
And there was a voice from within,
"Miss, I have already given that thing a big deal according to your instructions, and she has not the slightest suspicion!" It was Gu Yuya's personal maid Honghua who spoke
Gu Yuya laughed happily when she heard this, it was really her blessing to have such a silly girl~
"Miss, does that person really know how to drink?" Honghua looked at such a happy young lady and said in confusion
The person who heard this outside the window kept cursing, and she not only drank it, but drank many cups! you!
"Don't you know when you ask tomorrow" Gu Yuya replied with a smile, proving that she was really in a good mood at this time
But smiling and laughing, she felt that something was wrong, why did her stomach hurt so much, as if she wanted to go to the thatched house, and suddenly a pop sounded and startled both of them.
Honghua was stunned, Miss just now, fart? How could the young lady do such an indecent act! Plus, it's so delicious!
Gu Yuya was also shocked that she actually did such an act! She obviously wanted to hold it and then tell Honghua to retreat, but it was like she couldn't hold it back, so it released it by itself! No, now I want to go to the hut again! You can't be embarrassed in front of your subordinates anymore! So
Then Honghua only felt that Miss was gone in the blink of an eye, and she didn't know what was going on at all!
The ancient marriage outside the window was about to laugh, and she desperately held back her whole face and walked out, and when she finally came out, she looked up to the sky and laughed, and she couldn't stop. provoked the big one next to her to look at her with a strange face
I can't figure out what Miss is laughing at? Isn't it just that the eldest lady fart? Although they can smell it outside, but the young lady laughs like this, she really can't understand, doesn't the eldest lady usually fart?
"Miss, what did you put in it?" Greatly curious
Gu Ma smiled mysteriously, and she thought she was going to answer, but who knew that after waiting for a long time, she would only wait for this sentence
"The Buddha said: Don't say it!"
looked at the young lady who walked away, and her face was confused, when did the young lady believe in Buddhism.......
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The old in-law who returned to the boudoir retreated, sat down on the bed and meditated cross-legged
Entering the strategy space again, Gu Marriage is already familiar with a lot. When she walked to the hot spring, she saw a scene of a little boy talking to a tree.
"Xiao San, why don't you speak......"
"Xiao San, why do you look so good..."
"Xiaosan, I still don't know if you're a man or a woman......"
"Xiao San, why don't you ignore me......"
"Xiaosan, I like you......"
"Xiao Sang, are you okay with me......"
The voice sounded heartbreaking
The ancient marriage is full of black lines, and he is in love with a tree, and he is still called a junior? This baby has gone crazy?!
Walked forward and patted the intoxicated rain, "Hey, what are you doing!" ”
YU GLANCED BACK AT THE ANCIENT MARRIAGE, AND THE LOOK IN HIS EYES TURNED OUT TO BE SO MELANCHOLY Σ(°Д°;
"Master, Xiao Sang ignores me" in an almost complaining tone
“…………”
"Why don't you ignore me?"
"............" obviously hit her
And it is clear that such an old-fashioned expression appears on such a small face, and it is still facing a tree, which makes her look so funny......
"It's a tree, you know?" Gu Marriage approached him and said to him in a good voice
Yu looked at Gu Marriage, and the meaning of "Are you an idiot" in that look is obvious
Hey! What do you mean, Gu Marriage said angrily, "Then you are still talking to a tree?!" "It's even more obvious that you're an idiot in that look
Yu glared at her unhappily, and continued to turn around and talk to herself:::!