As soon as the firecrackers sounded, a pig was raised in vain. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

Well, it doesn't seem right, it attracts passers-by to watch.

Although pedestrians didn't see red balloons, inflatable arches or anything, they saw a circle of people, and they also stopped and came to see.

Originally, when a group of students saw that the class teachers were here, they were afraid of being punished when they went back, so they cowered and didn't dare to approach, but after seeing that they noticed themselves, they didn't say anything, and their hearts suddenly became lively, and they stuck in with a hippie smile.

Anyone who is a class teacher likes to compare with other classes. Now, their 7 homeroom teachers are secretly on the shelves again, and they are all waiting to see if the class flowers in their own class dance well or other classes dance poorly.

The twenty-dollar firecracker didn't go off for long, and it ended in a minute.

At the right time, two dejected intern reporters of the city television station, one tall and one short, passed by here.

Gao said: "Grandpa's, our brothers have a bad year, they are unlucky, and they are really on a dead end when they are assigned to this area where birds don't!" ”

The dwarf sighed and said, "No way, who let our brothers have nothing to do with it!" It's good to be able to get in, at least there's a school in this area. ”

Gao said: "What's the use of having a school?" This is the No. 1 Middle School in the city, is it possible that the students will have a fight? ”

The short man smiled, and then he was disturbed by the sound of firecrackers, turned his head to look, and said, "Hey, this store opened today, and our brother has nothing to do, why don't you take a look?" Generally, when a new store opens, there will be a lottery or something. ”

Gao said: "Okay, but the lottery is just a thought, I can give two bottles of water to quench my thirst, it's already good!" ”

The monkey ran back out of breath and handed the microphone into his hands. Fortunately, this guy didn't bring a wired one, otherwise he would have stumbled by dancing and singing!

Ximen Chong turned on the switch, tried the microphone, and after adjusting the volume, he said loudly: "Colorful auspicious clouds float in the air, and the sky flies to the golden-winged bird." Suspicious last night's spring. Dream good, it turned out to be three talents today! ”

He paused slightly, looked at the people around him, and said: "The sheep is going forward, the monkey is coming with good luck, on the occasion of this beautiful day and the upcoming festival, the small shop is quietly opened, thank you for the strong support of the teachers and students of No. 1 Middle School, thank you for stopping and looking at each other." Of course, if you can come to see it often in the future, that kid is here to wish you smooth sailing, two dragons take off, three sheep Kaitai, four seasons of peace, five blessings, six six Shun, seven stars high, eight directions to wealth, ninety-nine concentric, perfect, prosperous, auspicious, all the best! ”

"Good!" The surrounding crowd began to applaud, and many students followed suit.

"This kid really has a set!" Several class teachers laughed and nodded their heads in praise.

At this time, everyone suddenly saw Ximen Chong take a deep breath and said: "In addition to the people present, I would also like to thank CDTVCMTV, Kyoto TV, Bailongjiang TV, Fierce Forest TV, Liaochao TV, Lubei TV, Lunan TV, Shanzhong TV, Jianghu TV, Shanxia TV, Shaandong TV, Tiansu TV, Wuchuan TV, Lanhai TV, Funan TV, Fubei TV, Jiangdong TV, Pinghui TV, Zheyang TV, Hujian TV, Kuodong TV, Kuoxi TV, Beizhou TV, Yunbei TV, Haibei TV...... Strong attention to our store! ”

It took him less than ten seconds in total!

The teachers were stunned!

The students were stunned!

The crowd on the sidelines was stunned!

Before he could react, he heard Ximen Chong say: "Thank you to the People's Daily, Xinhua News Agency, Huaxia News Agency, Huaxia International Radio, CCTV, Huaxia Daily, Huaxia Youth Daily, Economic Daily, People's Liberation Army Daily, Guangming Daily, Huaxia People's Daily, Workers' Daily, Farmer's Daily, Procuratorate Daily, People's Court Daily, People's Public Security Daily, Legal Daily, Science and Technology Daily, Huaxia Securities Daily, Huaxia Dynasty Business Times, Huaxia Economic Times, Huaxia ...... (500 words omitted) Yanzhao Evening News's vigorous report! ”

More than 600 words, one breath, less than fifty seconds!

The two reporters, the monkey, and the flower monk were dumbfounded!

Teachers, students, and spectators are in for a treat!

After 8 beauties heard it indoors, when they came out to see, they also stopped his speech!

It took a full minute for everyone to recover from their stunnedness, and then the audience erupted in thunderous applause.

Some people think: If your mouth doesn't catch fire, it's your fate!

Some people think: Did you fly missiles before? Is this preparing for takeoff?

Some people think: You speak more than twice as fast as the famous fast mouther!

Teacher Xiao, who teaches Chinese, let out a sigh: Ximen Chong, he is really a god!

The tall reporter looked at the short one, "Did you record it just now?" ”

The short one said, "The camera is not on you?" ”

The tall one quickly took it off his back: "Hurry up and turn it on!" I'll see if someone recorded it. After he finished speaking, he hurriedly looked around, saw a middle-aged man recording with a mobile phone, and hurriedly walked over.

"Big brother, can I see what you just recorded?"

"Yes!"

The middle-aged man stopped recording and clicked on the video. The tall one looked at it, although it was only partial, but it was already good.

"That, big brother, can you send me a copy of the video you just recorded?"

The middle-aged man looked at him twice: "Why?" ”

The tall reporter laughed and said: "I won't tell you, because my brothers have nothing to do with each other, they put on small shoes on the TV station, and they are assigned to this piece, and it is rare to encounter such a good news." You see...... Can you give it to me? ”

"Ahem, that young man can still succeed without relying on relationships, I'm very optimistic about you! But! The middle-aged man twisted his fingers.

The tall reporter understood, took out a handful of change in his pocket and stuffed it into his hand, and the middle-aged man saw that there were fifty or twenty people, and he immediately smiled: "Little brother is very good at coming to things, turn on your Bluetooth and send it to you!" ”

After the tall reporter finished receiving it, he went back proudly.

At this time, there were more and more passers-by watching, and from time to time someone called his acquaintance: "Hurry up, a billiard hall was opened in the west of the entrance of No. 1 Middle School, and a host who was against the sky, no, and the universe was invited. ”

Ximen Chong picked up the microphone, waved his hand to signal everyone to be quiet, and said loudly: "The two paragraphs I said just now, are they fast enough?" ”

Stretching out his arms and putting the microphone to the front, the audience shouted, "Fast enough!" ”

Ximen Chong said loudly: "Do you want to listen to it again?" ”

"Yes!"

"Do you really want to? I really want to say it myself! ”

"Babble~"

Ximen Chong blinked and said, "I really want to say it again, but if you watch the following program, you definitely don't want to listen to me talk about serial mouths!" As he spoke, he patted his chest vigorously.

"Why don't you hurry?"

"That's it! I'm still waiting to go home and see my children after reading it! ”

After the audience's hearts were hanged, he said loudly: "Sancai Billiards Club, it's more exciting to have you join." I announce that the world's first store of Sancai Billiards Club, the finale of the unprecedented, unprecedented, and unprecedented opening ceremony, the Divine Comedy "Little Apple" is now ...... Appearance! ”

"There are eight beauties who sink into the fish and fall into the geese, and the moon is shy of the flowers, and they will make a shining appearance!"