Bang!

"What's wrong?" Seeing Miaomiao who came back from outside, Li Xiaoxiao, who didn't know what she was tinkering with, said in surprise. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

"I'm so angry with my mother!" Miao Miao sat on the sofa, grabbed a cup of tea on the coffee table and poured it violently, "Bai Xiaobai, that guy tricked me into going to the toilet halfway, but he took the opportunity to slip away!" ”

"Impossible!" Li Xiaoxiao was very surprised, "How did he deceive you?" ”

When the other party asked, Miao Miao said it from beginning to end, and finally concluded, "The thing is bad, he didn't know where to find a man in black, but I took the man in black as him, he must have escaped while I was chasing the man in black!" ”

Although I didn't see it with my own eyes, Miaomiao's speculation is also reasonable, and it seems that she can become a policeman!

As soon as the other party said the man in black, Li Xiaoxiao knew that Miaomiao's loss was really wronged, the man in black must have been sent by Bai Xiaobai, as long as Bai Xiaobai arranged it in advance, it was still easy to deceive the other party, and then laughed out loud, Bai Xiaobai was forced to think of such a method, how fierce Miaomiao's offensive was!

Miao Miao was sweating a lot when she was chasing the man in black, and she was also very thirsty at this time, she took another sip and said hatefully, "Even you laugh at me!" ”

As he spoke, he was not honest in his hands, and he touched the itchy flesh of the other party.

Li Xiaoxiao was squeaked and laughed, stood up and dodged, "Don't make trouble, how can you be sure that he didn't really slip away from the window?" ”

"Of course I'm sure!" Miaomiao looked left and right, no one, and whispered, "I was unwilling afterwards, so I took advantage of no one's attention, and deliberately went in to take a look, the window was covered with a thick layer of dust, and there was no trace of climbing at all!" ”

"Huh?!"

Li Xiaoxiao was shocked, she didn't expect that the other party would be able to enter the men's room to collect evidence with an open face, how much courage it takes!

She jokingly said, "It seems that you are really attracted to him!" ”

"Of course!" Miaomiao clenched her fists, "I have already decided, he will not marry in this life!" ”

Li Xiaoxiao pursed her lips, "But, he seems to have a sweetheart!" ”

"It's just boyfriend and girlfriend, and I'm not married yet, not to mention how many people can really get together when they fall in love in college? As long as the hoe swings well, there is no city wall and it will not fall! ”

Li Xiaoxiao originally wanted to persuade her to give up, but seeing her like this, she opened her mouth, but she still didn't say anything.

Bai Xiaobai was walking on the road, and Zhao Yun suddenly gave him a call, saying that he hurt his eyes in the KTV light that day, and asked him to help bring some blueberries back.

For this little favor, it just so happened that he had nothing to do, so he decisively helped.

Anyway, all major supermarkets and blueberries are sold, so he found a nearby supermarket and walked in. +

Backbite!

"Hello, three hundred and sixty-eight pieces!"

Bai Xiaobai paid the money and just walked out of the supermarket when his mobile phone suddenly rang.

Bai Xiaobai was holding a blueberry in his left hand, and took out his mobile phone in his right hand, it turned out that Tang Seng had found it.

"Fellow Daoist, I haven't been in touch for a long time, what are you doing now?"

Bai Xiaobai was thinking about how to answer, and the other party said again, "Recently, the spicy strips have been eaten, do you have spicy strips?" ”

"There are no spicy strips, but there are quite a few blueberries!"

He wanted to hang Tang Seng's appetite, the spicy strips had to be sold by Jigong, it was impossible for him to dismantle Jigong's platform, so Tang Seng and they couldn't get spicy strips from him, of course, if there was something exchanged, this situation would be different!

Who knows, Tang Seng seemed to have discovered a new continent and asked, "Blueberries?" Are blueberries something to eat? Is it a new flavor of spicy strips? ”

No way? Could it be that there is no such fruit as blueberries in the Buddha world?

Bai Xiaobai was very surprised in his heart, and in order to verify the conjecture in his heart, he sent some blueberries to Tang Seng.

After Tang Seng received the red envelope, it didn't take long for him to say that the taste was not as radical as the spicy strips, but it was the first time he had seen the fruit in this appearance, and it was the same taste that he had tried for the first time, and it felt quite fresh!

This evaluation is very pertinent, but it is obvious that the attraction of blueberries to Tang Seng is far less than that of spicy strips, but Bai Xiaobai knows that there are no blueberries in the Buddha world, and this is enough!

"As long as you think it's delicious!"

Bai Xiaobai felt that he had found another business opportunity, he thought, spicy strips can be so popular with everyone in the Buddhist world, what about blueberries?

After all, there are no blueberries in the Buddha world, and the Buddha is also cultivated by people, as long as it is a human being, there will be curiosity, and everyone's taste is different.

If blueberries could also be liked by the Buddhas, he would not have to worry too much about the spicy strips, and he would no longer have anything to attract the Buddhas!

"Haha, after leaving the Buddha world for so many years, the poor monk has forgotten that there is no such thing as blueberries in the Buddha world, so it's better for me to send it to the group for everyone to try!"

Tang Seng is a businessman, he believes in a word of profit, he believes that everything is the first, a person's actions must be driven by interests.

He secretly said in his heart, "Just like spicy strips, although this blueberry tastes strange and has never been tasted, it is also full of the smell of a barren land, and there is no trace of spiritual power hidden in it. ”

He is also worthy of being an old monster who has lived for an unknown amount of time, and with a roll of his eyes, he understood Bai Xiaobai's thoughts, and he also discovered the business opportunities discovered by the other party, and he also had a plan in his heart, but he didn't say it now.

"Daoyou really have a heart that is willing to share, and it is a great blessing that the Buddha realm and Taoist friends exist!"

What he said was true, if it weren't for Bai Xiaobai, their Buddha realm would not know that there were such delicacies as spicy noodles in the world, and even this blueberry, he would not have seen it.

"Being trapped in a barren place, but at the same time seeing and tasting delicious food that has never been seen in the Buddha realm, is this good luck or bad luck?"

Tang Seng thought about it while opening the chat group, since the other party said that he would post it to the group, he naturally wanted to join in the fun!

Bai Xiaobai didn't expect that when he was chatting with Tang Seng, the Buddhist world chat group exploded!

Not because of the newcomers joining, but because Guanyin Bodhisattva sent a big bag of merit points and blew everyone up.

Of course, by the time he found out, all the red envelopes had been snatched up.

The sand monk who didn't grab the red envelope complained: Did I miss something, or did I do something wrong?

Sha Seng: Bodhisattva Bodhisattva, can you send another one?

Zhu Bajie: Monk Sha, every time you are the most deductible, always send some gadgets that we don't use to become Buddhas, my old pig strongly asks you to send a red envelope, don't send those things before, don't send those things before, don't send those things before!

Bai Xiaobai said secretly, thanks to Sha Seng, otherwise he would not have had the same miraculous effect as the first meeting with Zhao Ying, and the Forgetful Water and the Quick Acting Loss Pill and the Smoke Cloud Half Step Scatter have helped him a lot!

Zhu Bajie: Say important things three times!

Sun Wukong: (three arrogant expressions) Pig head, my old grandson finally agreed with your opinion this time, Senior Brother Sha, you hurry up and send a merit bag like a Bodhisattva!

Tang Seng also came out to harm Sha Seng: Wujing, you just listen to the persuasion of the two senior brothers, the will of the people cannot be violated!

Guanyin Bodhisattva: The poor monk also thinks that the words of the Pure Altar Messenger and a few of them are very reasonable! Your master, they are also here to save you, a misguided boy!

"What the hell, it's just a red envelope, why did you go astray by forgetting love or something?"

However, even the group of subjective voice bodhisattvas have come out, it seems that the merit package of Sha Seng can't escape, even if Bai Xiaobai has the heart to speak for him at the moment, he can only be a diving party quietly. (To be continued.) )