Chapter 20: A Farce
Although he didn't know why Yu Bai insisted on checking the gas stove here, Yan Laosan didn't care, he mainly wanted to find out how Yu Bai knew his plan, and how he could make himself less guilty, although he didn't think that the other party dared to really be tough, but he still understood the truth of being careful about sailing a ship for ten thousand years. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
So when he saw his brother-in-law coming, Yan Laosan didn't have the heart to continue eating, so he pulled Boss Li Ji to the side to negotiate.
Here Yu Bai returned to his table, and Zhao Xueman couldn't help but ask first.
"What did you say to the man, look at him as if he ......"
"It's not like a good person, is it?" Yu Bai smiled and ate a few bites of food, "I don't care if he is a good person or not, but he is the brother-in-law of Boss Li Ji, and more importantly, he can help us get him." ”
After speaking, Yu Bai pointed to Boss Li Ji, who was arguing with Yan Laosan with a tangled face.
This result made Zhao Xueman a little surprised, "Really? ”
"Then there can be fake, whoever I lie, I won't lie to you." Yu Bai's sycophant shot left no trace, uh...... No, it should be said that the little love words leave no trace.
But anyone who is nervous will probably ignore it directly, although Zhao Xueman has a big personality, but the delicate relationship between the two and the feeling of inexplicability make Zhao Xueman pay more attention to Yu Bai's words than others, and the subtle meaning in these words can certainly be heard.
The two of you say a word to me, one is smiling, the other is shy.
I can't stand the goods next to me.
"Alas! I can't eat this meal, and I show my affection alive. Wang Yao supported his head with his hands, looked at the two of them and said.
"I'm sorry, I won't eat the dog food you two sent." Xu Kai also joked with a smile.
"Please don't be so sudden next time, so be mentally prepared, if you are caught off guard, the critical damage will be doubled, okay, the brothers are all single!" After Eight finished with a smile, he changed his tone again and lowered his voice.
"By the way, Xiaobai, how could Yan Laosan agree to help you convince his brother-in-law, you shouldn't sign the deed of sale, right?"
"I thought I was as stupid as you! I'm not a showman, and besides, why do you make a head melon, it's not to let you wash your hair and use gel water to make it into a steel needle that can't be blown by the wind, but to let you think about it at a critical moment. ”
After Yu Bai finished speaking, he was given a middle finger by No. 8.
"Your uncle, you still take it out and talk about the **** thing in the Year of the Monkey." Eight replied.
Zhao Xueman looked at the three people except No. 8 and laughed, after all, when he first knew that there was such a thing as jelly water, he would spray it casually twice at most, who would have thought that No. 8 would use a small half bottle of bag, and directly make his hair into a steel needle that the wind can't blow down and the thunder can't bend.
A few people laughed, and saw Yan Laosan and his brother-in-law walking over together, Yu Bai knew that the matter should be done, so he breathed a sigh of relief and got up to prepare for action.
But when the two of them came over, Boss Li Ji's words made Yu Bai a little confused.
"It's not that I won't let you check it, young man, my restaurant has been open for almost eight or nine years, from the first briquettes to the current gas stove, I am not more careful than you...... And I check every once in a while, so I can't really ......"
Before he finished his words, Yu Bai could understand the meaning, and Yan Laosan took over the conversation with a little sneer.
"I tried my best, and everything else was done, but this restaurant is my brother-in-law's lifeblood, and what I see is more important than anything else. Besides, when it's time to eat, there must be a lot of people waiting for the meeting, and you can't do business at this time. ”
After speaking, Yan Laosan spread his hands, which means that I can only help here, and the rest of the success or failure depends on yourself.
……
Yu Bai lowered his head and thought of a way, although Zhao Xueman and the others didn't know why Yu Bai was so stubborn, they still wanted to do their best to help Yu Bai.
So Zhao Xue opened his mouth and said, "Boss, we really don't mean anything else, we just want to confirm whether there is a possibility that you are in danger, if you don't have a happy heart, but if there is, it will also help you." ”
No matter what he said, Boss Li Ji still shook his head.
At this moment, people came in to eat one after another, and the restaurant, which was not very lively, became overcrowded.
But Boss Li Ji is lacking in skills, Yu Bai doesn't send them away, where will he have time to greet them.
"Boss, four bowls of braised noodles!"
"Lao Li, get a big plate of chicken and stir-fry a few more dishes."
“……”
The people who came here were all regular customers, some of them took the wine by themselves, and some of them shouted to find a seat to sit down and hold the food.
When Boss Li Ji saw this situation, he wanted to leave, but Yu Bai was quite persistent, and took two steps forward to block the way.
That's probably what happens now......
Yu Bai stared at Boss Li Ji emotionally, Zhao Xueman was helping but didn't know how to help. As for Boss Li Ji, he was a little annoyed, because he didn't understand what kind of magic obstacle the student in front of him had committed, and he had to check his own gas stove.
But things have developed to this point, the boss is not looking back to check the hidden dangers in Yu Bai's mouth, but wants to send them away as soon as possible, if the news spreads, business will definitely not be able to do.
Immediately said, "Young man, you are a student of No. 1 Middle School, what is your name?" ”
"Yu Bai."
"Oh, Yu Bai is like this, I am older than you and I see that you and the third son also know each other, so I reluctantly call you brother. You see, my brother is such a big place, I am a boss and a chef by myself, and I have to run a hall part-time, can we stop making trouble here and affect business. ”
looked at the other party with a smile on his face, and Yu Bai was helpless, because the other party didn't believe what he said at all.
Now several tables in the hotel are urging the boss to hurry up, and even the No. 8 next to them is impatient and opens their mouths to persuade.
"Xiaobai, let's go back, we can't come back another day."
"That's it, Xiaobai, you said that no one would be happy."
……
Listening to their nagging, Yu Bai knew that the reason why they were like this was because they felt that there was no point in doing so, after all, it was all a matter of chasing after the wind.
However, it is an undeniable fact for them, but it is an undeniable fact for Yu Bai, and then he had an idea and a countermeasure.
Because if he doesn't believe or disagree, all the symptoms boil down to because he doesn't want to miss any guest, that is, he doesn't want to delay every opportunity to make money.
If it's a problem that can be solved with money, is it still a problem?
"Boss, I've said so much, why don't you agree, we have so many people, if there is a problem with your gas stove, if there is a gas leak and explosion, who will die!"
Yu Bai raised his voice, and his abrupt words made the noisy restaurant immediately quiet.
Originally, there were some people who were not used to Yu Bai not letting the boss do business, and they also disappeared, because they seemed to hear the explosion of the gas canister.
"What's the situation?"
"What kind of explosion, what nonsense is Lao Li, this kid talking about?"
"What he just said is a gas leak, this is really serious, if it really leaks, in the back kitchen, it will explode if it is not done well, and the gas tank is not small."
“……”
Either that there are many people, most people like to join in the fun, and it is no problem to join in the fun, but most of the people who join in the fun are not afraid of big things. After a while, you said everything Yu Bai wanted to say.
And the people at the first three tables were the most active, as if they didn't leave after eating, just for this moment, and it didn't take long for the people who had just come in and didn't understand the situation to shout.
"Just check, we don't hurry."
"Anyway, it's done in a while, so let this guy do it."
“……”
At this moment, Boss Li Ji smiled and apologized to those people, but no matter how you look at it, this laugh is more uncomfortable than crying.
"Don't worry, everyone, this young man is having fun, leave immediately, leave immediately." After the boss finished speaking, he turned around and scolded Yu Bai, "You're here to make trouble, don't ruin my reputation, hurry up, otherwise I will bear the lost money." ”
Yu Bai was waiting for his words, snapped, reached out and took out his Nokia bricks and bank cards, and put them on the table next to him.
"This is my bank card, there is a thousand yuan in it that has just been transferred, if it is really okay, this card will be given to you."
Not only was the hotel owner surprised, but even Zhao Xueman next to him was a little surprised, who would have expected Yu Bai to be so serious.
Not to mention them, I was originally a little worried that Yu Bai was Yan Laosan who came here to make trouble, but now I am also a little uncertain whether there is a problem with my brother-in-law.
Several people in charge are like this, not to mention watching the excitement, one by one they also sat down, and they all gathered around, proving a sentence with practical actions.
"Look at the excitement, we're serious!"
……
In the end, Boss Li Ji was forced by the situation, so he could only bite the bullet and reluctantly agreed to let Yu Bai check.
The next thing is much easier, and it is much easier to check whether there is a gas leak in the gas stove than to deal with the boss of Li Kee.
The manpower problem is enough for the four of Yu Bai and Xu Kai alone, not to mention that there is still a large wave of unbearable spectators waiting to see the results.
A group of people quite neatly lifted out the two gas stoves and four gas canisters in the back kitchen, and naturally they would not be in the back kitchen when they were tested, so they all got to the relatively open and flat door of the restaurant.
Finally came to the last step, Yu Bai, the protagonist, was naturally a little nervous when he was stared at by so many people, looking at the parts scattered on the ground, and he hesitated for a long time and didn't start to do it.
He was not in a hurry, but the people watching the excitement next to him were anxious.
"Hurry up, we'll wait for dinner when we're done."
"Forget about eating, you hurry up and get it, I'll go to class when it's over."
……
The onlookers were varied, Yu Bai took a deep breath, and said secretly: It's finally come to this point.
Next, Yu Bai gave instructions step by step.
"Eight, you go inside and get a basin of water, and then use a bar of soap to make the water foam."
"Okay, got it." The eighth answered, and turned around and walked into the restaurant.
"Sister Yao, you take this thing apart for me first, even if it's a connected hose gas stove, disassemble it for me, and it will be cleaned later."
"Guaranteed to get the job done."
"Mr. Xu, your task is the most arduous." Yu Bai shouted to Mr. Xu, but his eyes were looking at Zhao Xueman, "Be optimistic about our Zhao squad leader, lest she be abducted by bad people." ”
This joke made people laugh, Yu Bai turned around and was busy disassembling parts with Yao Mei.
But Yao Mei, who had just started, somehow became hypocritical, and looked at the oil stains on the gas stove with disgust that she didn't know how thick and changed color, and she was about to refuse.
"Xiaobai, can I apply to get a glove to wear, then I may feel better."
"Blind and exquisite, hurry up and get it, it's good to give you a green silk ball, and you need gloves."
After muttering here, the two of them didn't take it seriously, and when they were about to start working, Zhao Xueman's voice sounded next to them.
"I'll do it."
Sister Yao looked back and saw that Zhao Xueman rolled up her sleeves and was really coming, and said with some embarrassment, "Don't! Aren't you asking Xiucaiyu to go back to fight me in a duel, just let us men come here. ”
"We were talking about playing just now, he was dirty, and it was good if he didn't dislike him on this gas stove, and he dared to dislike others."
Although the words are so thin, Zhao Xueman doesn't seem to be playing, he rolled up his sleeves and didn't frown, and reached out to wipe it with a rag.
"Yes, you two are doing this, I'm still watching from the sidelines, so as not to affect your sincere cooperation."
Accustomed to their open-mouthedness, Zhao Xueman was nothing, but Yu Bai squeezed his eyebrows and gave him a look that this wave of assists could be.
The two of them squatted on the ground like this, rubbing again and again.
"Have you figured out how to get it later?"
"This thing doesn't have any technical content, first wipe the gas stove and hose, and then touch it with soapy water to see which piece is bubbling, and it proves where the gas is leaking." Yu Bai talked eloquently.
"What if it's okay?"
At this point, Yu Bai looked up at her, looking at Zhao Xueman with a worried face, and Mo Mingjian seemed to have returned to the days when the two were together in their previous lives.
"Hey, did you listen to me again?"
After coming back to his senses, Yu Bai smiled to hide the embarrassment of his eyes, patted his chest and promised, "Don't worry, my intuition has always been very accurate, otherwise I wouldn't have pressed my manuscript fee." ”
But there was foam everywhere on his hands, and the water was dirty, so this hurried action made Zhao Xueman laugh.
"Look at the one who shows you."
……
It didn't take long to wipe the whole body of the gas stove into a bright one, as if I had just bought a new one.
At this time, Boss Li Ji stood up and urged, "Get it quickly, hurry up, I'll have to put it back later." ”
Yu Bai ignored his words, and immediately got up and told everyone about the draft that had been typed a long time ago.
"Everyone may know what I'm doing today, and I'm not going to repeat it, so I'll just say a few things that everyone doesn't know. As we can see, the liquefied gas tank, which is what we call the gas tank, has a pressure reducing valve and a stopcock valve on it, both of which may cause gas leakage due to too long use or improper operation. ”
After talking about the gas tank, Yu Bai pointed to the gas stove next to him, "This is the gas stove, there is a connecting hose, a switch in front of the stove, and a denition at the connection between the stove and the hose, all of which may leak gas for various reasons." Normally, when cooking, everyone may smell a smell of rotten eggs or gasoline, but it is a normal gas usage rate and is not too dangerous. ”
Speaking of which, Yu Bai was ready to talk about the harm caused by the gas leak, so that they could know more clearly why they insisted on doing it.
But before it started, it was urged by the impatient spectators who had been waiting for a long time.
"What's the ink, we're just having fun, not listening to your lectures."
"That's right, it's endless."
“……”
Yu Bai was embarrassed at the time, and then he remembered that he only cared about explaining the situation and ignored the most basic things. Not to mention that in the next few decades, even now people have the common problem of later generations, and lack of patience.
So Yu Bai didn't bother with it, and went directly to the final link, taking a basin of soapy water full of foam brought by No. 8, turning on the gas a little, and starting to apply it little by little in the place just mentioned.
The pressurized valve and stopcock valve on the gas tank are no problem!
The whole hose, no problem!
The hose connection on the gas stove, the ignition, and the stove front switch, it's still no problem!
After testing one by one, Yu Bai's movements are getting faster and faster, even if he doesn't believe in evil and does it a second time, but the result is still the same, there is no problem at all, the bubble is not abnormal at all, looking at this scene Yu Bai was a little stunned.
He didn't panic, because he was now full of doubts!
"How can it be okay." muttered to himself.
Yu Bai hasn't figured out what went wrong here, but people who watched the play already knew the result, and thought they could see some exciting scenes, but in the end, there was nothing going on.
The greater the so-called expectation, the greater the disappointment, and it is inevitable to vent emotions after disappointment.
"Fuck you, I've been waiting for so long, will you let me see this?"
"Monkey play, if you're tired, go home and rest."
“……”
Yu Bai, who was deep in thought, didn't pay attention to it, but he didn't pay attention to it at all.
If there is really no problem, Yu Bai is at ease, and he is afraid that it is his own problem, if this is the case, the danger is not eliminated, then what should come will still come, and what should happen will still happen, this is what he can't tolerate.
But the results have come out, and everyone understands that this is nothing more than a farce.
Boss Li Ji came over, and instead of thanking him, he blackened his face as if he saw an enemy.
"Checked? Happy? Then don't fuck me off! ”
Honest people are mad, but they are more frightening than grumpy people, as Yan Laosan said, this restaurant is his lifeblood, if someone wants to pay attention to the restaurant, then he will undoubtedly fight with others.
"Am I really mistaken? God is still kidding me. ”
Yu Bai was really a little stunned by the results he saw with his own eyes.