Fortunately, the host also knew that the performance troupe had gone through a bumpy day and was tired, and after a short welcome speech, the dinner officially began. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

The dishes are all good dishes, one after another, one after another, the wine is all good wine, all of which Chen Zhicong can only look at, but he definitely doesn't dare to buy and drink.

And this group of people in the local government, all of them have a good amount of wine, and they keep toasting along each seat.

Fortunately, Chen Zhicong is just a small character, no one pays attention to him, some people come to toast, symbolically take a sip of the wine glass, and no one knows, let alone how much he drank.

Those who have positions in the repertory troupe are all arranged to one, and that one is obviously taken care of, and the wine skin on the dinner table is so torn that Chen Zhicong is frown.

Fortunately, it's not about Chen Zhicong. Chen Zhicong ate almost the same, so he went back to the hotel room by himself and rested directly, and he didn't pay attention to anything else.

It's just that when I got up early the next morning, I heard my colleagues talking about it, last night, the repertory troupe turned over seven or eight on the wine table, and they were all drunk and carried back.

After breakfast, I was notified that I would be free to move around during the day, gather at the local theater at 7 p.m., and then the show officially began at 8 o'clock.

During the day, Chen Zhicong and a few young colleagues who were familiar with each other went to the local area to collect wind everywhere, eat local snacks, and a local scenic spot or something, and came to the theater on time at seven o'clock in the evening.

Of course, there are also many performers in the show who are in place in advance and rehearse in advance, but Chen Zhicong is not worried, after all, the skills are there, and it is impossible to perform badly.

At eight o'clock, the performance officially began, and the two hosts, a man and a woman, took the stage to give a speech and compliment the locals, and the programs were staged one by one.

Chen Zhicong secretly glanced out in the background, good guy! This county theater is not big, and the seats can only seat 2,000 people, but the corridors around it are full of people!

Especially at the back, it looks densely packed with human heads!

Chen Zhicong roughly estimated that this theater with only 2,000 seats was squeezed into at least 3,000 people, because it was a public performance and a charity performance, so there was no need for tickets, and many people who got the news came to see the performance.

After all, in county-level administrative units, this kind of performance is quite rare, and people are still quite rare. Of course, the main thing is that it doesn't cost anything!

Chen Zhicong was excited! This time, the audience was ten times as large as the last time he performed! How many points did you get for the last show? Four hundred and ninety-one points seems to be, so this time it's four thousand nine hundred and ten points. That's not right, there was only one show last time, but this time there are two shows! Is this the rhythm of a show with tens of thousands of points?

The show was going on one by one, and the laughter outside was one after another, and sure enough, these low-level people still laughed much lower, and many Chen Zhicong didn't think it was funny, but it caused bursts of laughter.

"Next, it is a stand-up comedy performance, and our teacher Chen Zhicong and Chen are invited to take the stage!" In the seventh program, with the host's voice, Chen Zhicong officially took the stage.

He was covered with a robe and held a fan in his hand. There are also props on the stage, a table, and there is a piece of shocking wood on the table, which is the kind of thing in the costume TV, when the official judges the case, he slaps the table with a loud bang, and then the following is immediately silent.

Used in cross talk, it is when the audience is inattentive, shoot it, and raise the audience's attention.

Chen Zhicong went up and took a shot of the startling wood, and suddenly, the field was quiet, and then Chen Zhicong raised his wrist and opened his eyes, and the charm of a cross talk actor came out.

Then Chen Zhicong spoke: "Today we are talking about the story of Journey to the West. The four monks set out from Chang'an and went to the west to learn scriptures. "Tut ~~~~" didn't fly for a few minutes, and the plane landed slowly: out of fuel.

"Aha!" The next immediately burst into laughter, didn't you say Journey to the West? Why are the four monks still flying!

Chen Zhicong listened to the laughter, but his heart was ready to look forward to it. Sure enough, a voice that only he could hear immediately sounded in his head: "Make others happy once, tease successfully, and get one tease point." ”

"Make others happy once, tease successfully, and get one tease point."

"Make others happy once, tease successfully, and get one tease point."

The prompt sound of the system is too fast, so fast that it is not clear to hear, but Chen Zhicong can check the total points, and he is shocked when he checks it, and the funny points jump from more than 200 to more than 500 at once!

Suddenly, Chen Zhicong's heart blossomed, but his face didn't show it, Chen Zhicong on the stage continued to perform: "Tang Seng wondered: "Why did you come on as soon as you flew up?" ”

Bajie hurriedly said: Master, the fuel tank is small, just the size of a soap box, and you can add five yuan at a time."

Okay, it's been added more than 100,000 times and hasn't arrived yet, where is this western sky? No, the four masters and apprentices are combined, we have to ask for directions. Pinch the brake, "Squeak!" ~~~~" Goku came down. And lo and behold! What kind of place is this? Why is it so wild! I saw an old man hoeing the ground, so I hurried over.

The old man turned around, "What are you doing?" "Okay! A mouthful of stubble, Northeast!

"Uncle, how do you go to the west?"

"Take a knife and swipe it around your neck."

"Ahh The laughter below became louder, one after another, especially Chen Zhicong who pretended to be Tang Seng for a while, Bajie for a while, and Wukong for a while. It adds to the fun. Laughter continues.

"Make others happy once, tease successfully, and get one tease point."

"Make others happy once, tease successfully, and get one tease point."

"Make others happy once, tease successfully, and get one tease point."

The system prompt sound continued, and more than a minute after the performance, Chen Zhicong was startled when he saw the total amount of teasing points, and suddenly jumped to more than 2,000 points!

How nice the people of the old area are! I love you guys to death! In an instant, Chen Zhicong had a feeling of being full of cows! The performance is even harder!

Chen Zhicong: "When I returned to the atmosphere, Zhu Bajie stepped on the brakes. At that time, the gate line jumped, clanged, and fell. The four masters and apprentices looked at it like this, and there was a city gate in front of them, and the gatehouse read: "West Heaven Elysium" The four of them cried and cried with joy. ”

"Let's go to the Leiyin Temple and see Rulai. As soon as they arrived at the door, a group of people hula immediately surrounded them. "Master, do you want a plate?" "The Diamond Sutra, the Lotus Sutra, the Nine Yin Sutra, the graphic version, the video version, the photo version, the high compression, the high definition." "One, a hundred of them."

Tang Seng's face was flat: "Retreat for me!" We take the scriptures. Resolutely fight against piracy. Ay! In this world, the Buddha's copyright fees cannot be collected. Apprentices, hurry up and go inside. ”

"Hahahaha!" Many of the people below bent over with laughter, and some of the big girls were happy to drill straight into the young man's arms, and beat the young man's chest with their hands.

The young man is depressed, who did I recruit to provoke someone, and I was beaten for no reason when I came to see a performance! But looking at the person in his arms, his heart suddenly blossomed!