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Returning to the previous fork in the road, Chen An chose the right side when he came, which is the direction of Remy's bedroomβ€”of course it was impossible! Because I'm not in a hurry to shout at Remy, I'm half angry, and it's not too early...... At least it was time to wake up Patchouli for morning exercises, so Chen An finally chose the direction of the library. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE。 ο½‰ο½Žο½†ο½

Pushing open the door of the library and walking into the deserted library, the magic lamp hanging from the dome reflected Chen An's lonely side.

"Didn't even the little devil get up?"

Muttering such words, Chen An, who looked around but didn't see anyone, walked through the empty reading area in the center of the library, walked into the path between the bookcases, and went to the deepest part of the library, the direction of Patchouli and the little devil's bedroom.

Coming to Pachouli's bedroom with a familiar car, Chen An simply pushed the door open without saying hello. The bedroom was quiet, there was no sound except a slight breathing. It wasn't dark in the bedroom, as the magic lamp at Patchouli's bedside hadn't been extinguished.

In the soft and bright light, Pache could be seen curled up in bed in a lilac half-moon pajama with a half-moon pajama that never seemed to be taken off.

Walking lightly to the bed, looking at the messy pages opened, and the few books scattered around Patchouli who was asleep on the bed, Chen An couldn't help sighing.

"Really, how many times have I said that you are not allowed to stay up late to read. Why haven't you been staring for a while, and the bad thing has been done again? And this sleeping position, oops, do you think you're still a child? ”

Complaining quietly, Chen An bent down and put away the books scattered on the bed, and carefully picked up the sleeping Patchouli in the posture of a princess and put her in a stable sleeping position again, and then took out the sheet from the bed with his hands and covered Pache Li, Chen An stopped and leaned on Pache Licouli's sleeping face.

After a while, Chen An woke up from his daze, shook his head and took out the glasses and handkerchiefs that were thrown away by Pachouli in the past, and then taken out by Yonglin when he took him away.

The pair of glasses had actually been frozen, but Chen An later repaired them, and the handkerchief was the same, although it was soaked in blood at that time, and it was no longer dirty, but Chen An also washed it and let it return to its original state.

But that's all there is to it, and the other things, Pache and Remy's bracelets, Sakiya's pocket watch, and Fran's bracelet have all been frozen and shattered, and not even a single fragment can be found.

With a light movement, he put his glasses and handkerchief next to Pache Valley's pillow, and after thinking about it, Chen An bent down and kissed Patchouli lightly on her forehead. Then he turned and walked out of the bedroom and closed the door.

……

Standing outside Pache Valley's bedroom, Chen An was very depressed, originally wanted to call Patchouli up to go to the morning exercise, and by the way to see if he could tease her halfway, but in the end he didn't do anything, it was really a failure.

Complaining in his heart that he shouldn't be soft-hearted, he should have yelled at Pachouli just now, and then pointed at her nose and scolded Mu Q, you dead lazy ghost is not happy Chen An thought about it, the more he felt that this idea was right, so with a hammer, he decisively pushed the door of the little devil's bedroom open.

"Little Devil ......"

Originally, he was going to roar the little devil up, and then pointed at her nose and scolded: You lazy man hurry up and laugh at the uncle Chen An, who fell asleep again, froze instantly after pushing the door open.

Looking at the little devil in the room who was wearing only a pair of black underwear, wearing nothing on his upper body, revealing his white and flawless skin and plump ****, and taking off his pajamas to change his underwear and skirt, Chen An's eyes widened in despair, and he swallowed the sentence 'You lazy ghost hurry up and laugh at the uncle and then go to sleep' back into his stomach.

I'll go! Why is the Mu Q next door still sleeping, and the little devil here is already up! Bastard! Can't the routines of your two masters and servants be synchronized?

Looking at the little devil in the room who looked at himself in shock, and even forgot to wear underwear and skirts, Chen Anxin shirked his responsibilities without discipline, and secretly screamed: If you want to die, you actually bumped into the little devil to change clothes, and you want to die.

Although the little devil has a good temper and is often bullied by Pache in the library, she is a girl after all, and if she is taken advantage of, she can't say anything if she doesn't get angry, and the little devil who is a demon is angry...... Will she beat her to death and throw her into the magma to burn the corpse?

Thinking of this creepy and terrifying possibility, Chen An suddenly shuddered. Don't care so much about it for now, hurry up and talk about it first! Thinking like this, Chen An suddenly felt that it made sense, and then nodded to the little devil pretending to be serious.

"I was just passing by and trying to wake you up, but I didn't see anything. Your underwear is black, and your figure is really good, I don't know all these things, you go on, goodbye! ”

Saying such words, Chen An, who was full of discipline and had not seen anything, pretended that nothing had happened, "Bang! "Close the door at once.

Little Devil: "......"

After being stunned for a while, the little devil looked down at his body again, and then realized the hammer: "Ah, it's gone~!"

The little devil suddenly realized, and thenβ€”"Ah!!! Pervert!!! ”

Hearing the sound behind him that was enough to shock people, Chen An immediately wiped his sweat with joy. Fortunately, fortunately, she slipped away quickly, otherwise even if she wasn't killed by the little devil, she would have been scared to death by her screams.

Glad in his heart, Chen An left the library and went to Remy's bedroom.

……

Quickly leaving the land of right and wrong, Chen An came to a new destination. As before, he pushed the door into the room without knocking.

"Hurry up, the sun is drying your ass~"

Shouting out such words, Chen An didn't look at the sheets and pillows kicked off the bed and the pillows, in a large font, like a child, Lemi who didn't sleep at a glance, so he went to open the curtains in the room first.

The morning sunlight shines through the glass of the window and falls on the floor of the room, illuminating the room in a dazzling light.

"When? What~ It's only half past five, and I haven't even reached the usual time for morning exercise...... No matter, don't get up today, Sakiya, you can call me again in two hours when it's time for breakfast. ”

Woken up by Chen An's loud voice, Remy sat up from the bed slowly, looked at the clock hanging on the wall with sleepy eyes, and found that it was only half past five, and immediately hula~ fell on the bed again. While lying back, don't forget to hold the big pillow next to you and continue to sleep.

Looking back and seeing Remy like this, Chen An was suddenly furious, and even if he refused to get up, he even recognized that he was wrong, and he would actually mistake him, the most handsome man in the world, unforgivable, unforgivable!

The flames of anger were surging wildly in his heart, Chen An came to the side of the bed in three steps and two steps, and then shouted in a loud voice: "Remy is up!"

- Of course it's impossible!

The boiling anger in Chen An's heart was not so cheap as a word of 'get up', so he didn't say a word, first conjured a pen and wrote the word majesty on Remy's forehead, and then reached out and pinched Remy's little nose.

was pinched by Chen An's nose for breathing, and Remy, who was sleeping heavily, suddenly showed an uncomfortable expression on his face, and his nose fanned hard twice without letting go of Chen An's hand, and subconsciously changed the way to breathe through his mouth, but as a result, the small mouth was quickly covered by Chen An's eyes as soon as he opened it, and he couldn't breathe again. The little face was flushed, and Remy's expression looked even more uncomfortable.

"Woo ......"

She couldn't even breathe, Remy finally couldn't sleep, she opened her eyes suddenly, she wanted to say something in annoyance, but because her mouth was covered, she could only make a whining sound. Finding this, Remy reached out and forcefully removed Chen An's hand that was covering his mouth, and then jumped up and stood on the bed, pinching his waist with one hand, and pointing at Chen An with the other and began to curse angrily.

"Sakiya! Didn't I make it clear just now? You dare to force me to get up with that kind of rudeness, you really want to be taught a lesson...... Oops, it hurts! ”

Remy was angry, Chen An was even more angry, and slapped Remy on the head to make her squat on the bed with an "oops" and squatted to prevent a cute, and then pointed at her and scolded:

"Teach you a lesson! You stupid three-inch nail! Plain and not majestic! Uncle is so handsome, do you dare to admit your mistakes again and again, is it because you are too lazy and your head has not been clear? Open your eyes wide for me, who is the uncle! ”

!?!? Stupid three-inch nails!? Plain and not majestic!? Hearing these words that can make herself angry to death and angry three times, Remy can still react to who this guy in front of her is, even if she sleeps in a daze, not to mention that she is not confused now!

"Uncle, you are a ghost! Damn it! How dare you say such rude things to Lord Remy as soon as you come back, see if I don't kill you 10,000 times!! ”

Like a cat that was trampled on its tail, the thunderous Remy jumped three feet high on the bed, her lungs exploded, her flat chest rose and fell violently, her face turned red, kicked the pillow at Chen An, and roared at him with her teeth and claws.

"Scared!?" Startled by Remy's murderous appearance, Chen An, who was covered by the pillow, didn't say a word, and ran away decisively.

"Bastard, hurry up and stop Lord Remy!"

"Knowing that standing still is death, you still expect me to stand still, when I'm as stupid as you?"

"Ahh!!hh Bastard bastard bastard! Mistress Remy must kill you 10,000 times!! ”

There was a flurry of chickens and dogs jumping in the room, and it took a while for Remy to finally catch Chen An - of course it was impossible! Standing at this end of the bed, Lei Mi angrily scolded Chen An, who was smiling on the other side of the bed.

"You bastard, why don't you hurry up and let Lord Remy come and die! Otherwise, they will catch you later and really kill you 10,000 times! ”

"Alas, I haven't seen you for a while, but Remy, you still only have a little way to threaten people."

After a long sigh of sadness for Remy's lack of ability to threaten people for three seconds, Chen An bent down and picked up Remy's slippers on the ground.

Seeing Chen An bending over, Remy's eyes flashed, and then he pounced without hesitation, and flew over the bed and was picked up in his arms by Chen An on the other side.

"Bastard! Let go of Remy-sama! Let go of Remy-sama! ”

Ignoring the noisy and noisy in his arms, the struggle seemed to be violent, but in fact, it was useless to pull his cheek, Chen An sat on the edge of the bed and put on slippers for her barefoot.

"I don't know how to put on my shoes first, you idiot."

"Long-winded! Lord Remy doesn't need you to take care of it! ”

glared at Chen An fiercely, and pulled his cheek hard, Remy did not come out of Chen An's arms, but chose to continue to sit on his lap, she held her chest with her hands.

"Hmph, let's talk about it, where have you been fooling around for the past two months, and you've been absent from work for two months without saying a word, and I'll tell you, if you don't give Lord Remy a good explanation, I'll deduct your salary for 10,000 years, and then kill you 10,000 times!"

"Hey, isn't there something wrong with your attitude? You almost sent me to Komachi at the beginning, but now it's so fierce, isn't it too much? ”

"Long-winded! Don't say that Lord Remy was soft-hearted and didn't kill you at that time, but he really killed you, that's also your honor, honor understand? ”

Remy is very willful and arrogant, even if he actually regrets it in his heart, he has always been unforgiving in his mouth.

"Yes, long live Remy, right?"

For Remy's character, although it usually makes people feel a headache, but at this time, Chen An feels quite good. At least he didn't have to think of any way to coax her, if he was the same as Misuzu, he should have a headache.

touched the head of Remy, who rarely felt relieved, with his hand, and then was beaten off by her angrily, Chen An smiled at Remy, who looked at him with a fierce expression like a kitten.

"I haven't seen you for a while, Remy, you're still as stinky as ever. Why, it's not early, do you need me to help you get up and go to the morning exercise together? ”

Glancing at the clock on the wall, Remy suddenly exclaimed, "It's only six o'clock!" You've already woken up Mistress Remy half an hour ago! ”

"Don't worry about the details, let me help Remy-sama get up now."

Just don't hear Remy: "Don't take advantage of Lord Remy!" In such an annoyed protest, Chen An first gently kissed her on the forehead with majesty written on it, and then put her down from his arms.

Let Remy go to the bathroom to wash her face and brush her teeth first, and just as Chen An was picking out clothes for her in the closet, an angry roar suddenly erupted in the direction of the bathroom.

"Bastard !!"

Before the teeth were brushed, Remy, who was full of foam, ran out of the bathroom angrily, looking at Chen An, she pointed to her forehead and said angrily.

"You bastard scribbled on Lord Remy's head as soon as you came back, are you tired of it?"

Chen An blinked, then turned his ear sideways and began to pretend to be stupid and dumb: "Oops, the wind is so strong, Remy, are you talking about anything?"

Chen An's clumsy trick immediately made Remi angry and yelled: "You stupid! The windows are not open, where is the wind in the room! ”

"Hey, is that so?" Chen An raised his eyebrows in surprise, and hurriedly went to open the window. Then, with his ear sideways, he began to repeat the previous trick.

"Oops, it's so windy, Remy, did you just say something?"

Remy: "......"

Without hesitation, Remy smashed the toothbrush and water cup in his hand at Chen An. Chen An laughed and stopped pretending to be stupid. Reaching out to catch the toothbrush and water glass that Remy threw over, he blew on the water in mid-air and walked over to Remy's side and pushed her into the bathroom.

"Okay, okay, don't be angry, brush your teeth and wash your face, and then let's go to exercise together."

"Hmph, rambling!"

Kicking Chen An's calf angrily, Remy obediently went back to the bathroom with him.

After brushing Remy's teeth and washing her face, she helped her change into the dress she wore every day, and then combed her messy hair, Chen An looked at Remy, who was in spirit, and nodded with satisfaction. It's good, even if I haven't seen her for two months, Remy is still as cute as ever.

Sensing Chen An's reassuring gaze, Remy suddenly felt unhappy, glanced at Chen An, and the two little tiger teeth suddenly lit up.

"You guy, are you talking badly about Lord Remy again?"

"Absolutely not!"

Although he was indeed muttering in his heart how the willful fool suddenly became smart again, Chen An still rejected Remy's words without hesitation, he patted his chest and swore solemnly: "How can a good man like me, who is consistent on the outside and inside the outside, honest and upright, say bad things about others in his heart?" Remy is a stupid person, a little bit who doesn't grow up in five hundred years, a **** mediocre wayward ghost, I promise I didn't think a word of these words! ”

Remy: "......"

Relying on Lei Miqing's white face for a while, as well as the undisguised murderous aura in her eyes, Chen An was stunned for a moment, and then almost slapped Lei Mi on the head in annoyance to make her hold her head and squat to defend herself.

Damn it! How did I accidentally tell the truth in my heart again! If you want to die, you have to slip away, or you really have to die!

Thinking of such a thing in his heart, Chen An slapped his forehead and said, "Oops! Suddenly it occurred to me that there was a big salted fish looking for me, and Remy was the first to go. In that case, quickly anoint the soles of your feet.

Remy jumped like thunder: "Get out of here, don't run, Lord Remy is going to kill you 10,000 times!!"

So, Chen An slipped faster.

……

"Help, Remy is going to kill again!"

Chased by Remy all the way, she ran from her bedroom to the gate of the Red Devil Pavilion in one go, and Chen An screamed and hid behind Fran, who was laughing and grinning with Lumia, and didn't know what to do.

"Brother An!!"

Hurriedly used both hands to catch Fran who turned around and pounced on him in surprise, and then turned around in mid-air to make her turn back, Chen An pointed at Remy, who was killing after him: "Fran, look, Remy is going to kill again!"

didn't throw herself into Chen An's arms, Fran couldn't help puffing out her face, her hands were open to protect Chen An's side, and she said loudly: "Sister, Brother An just came back, you are not allowed to bully him!"

Seeing that Chen An was so shameless and asked Fran to come out to block the gun, Remy suddenly jumped angrily: "Actually hiding behind Fran again!?" Bastard, hurry up and get Lord Remy out, I promise to spare you half a life! ”

"Wow, what a murderer~!"

Chen An was taken aback by Remy's murderous words, and Fran was even more dissatisfied, her eyes widened, and Fran, who had her hands on her hips, glared at Remy.

"Actually intimidated Brother An, sister, Fran hates you!"

Remy: "......"

As soon as her murderous expression froze, Remy suddenly turned gray and staggered to the side, and she began to draw circles every day in a dejected manner, muttering things like "Fran hates me".

Seeing Remy like this, Chen An couldn't help but be happy. Sure enough, the most effective against Remy is Fran!

"Brother An~!" (To be continued.) )