Chapter 168: Daji
At that time, the shemales at the entrance of the entire vegetable market were heartbroken. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
A demon king old monster who is usually high up and has six thousand years of cultivation, suddenly looked at a pheasant affectionately like a madman, and kissed it lovingly. What is it like?
What's more, it's a rooster.
What's more, that was forcibly kissed in a French style.
Eye! Our eyes!
Xiaopai feels that his worldview has been subverted, and the little kids on the Internet in his previous life boast that they are old drivers every day, but how does it compare with Wu Neng's classmates?
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At that time, there happened to be a supervisor on duty at the entrance of the vegetable market, who was a big demon, and after seeing this scene, he turned around silently and forcibly pretended to have something to do and left. It doesn't matter if he leaves, the following things are completely messed up.
It's pitiful to see that Wu Neng, as a Dongyi totem, one of the six demon kings of Lishan, is too high-level on weekdays, and there are few Nuwa people who recognize his form. The hunter who sold pheasants was a little stunned at first when he saw a strong man running out of nowhere and openly molesting the pheasants he was selling, but then he came to his senses, patted Wu Neng's shoulder a little unpleasantly, and said: "This brother, if you want to buy it, take a piece of animal skin." If you don't want to, then leave quickly. Don't do such pickled things, it makes people disgusting. ”
He didn't know who he was talking to.
Wu Neng turned his head, his eyes were bloodshot red, but he didn't have the cuteness of a jade rabbit, and there was a bloodthirsty smell from the inside out. He smirked and asked, "Who are you talking about?" Say it again to you? ”
The Orion was so encouraged that he was speechless.
At this side, Xiao Pai saw that things were not good, and said to Yutu: "Classmate Chang'e, this fool has also learned a lesson, so spare him this time." ”
Chang'e was not aggressive, and when she saw that she might cause trouble, she nodded, sacrificed the hydrangea, and fiddled with it again.
This time, Xiaopai saw clearly, a red thread stretched out of the hydrangea, one end of which was tied to Wu Neng's foot and neck, and the other end was tied to the pheasant's foot and neck; With the brushing of the jade rabbit's bare hand, the knot that held the pheasant loosened and extended far into the void in the distance.
Baihu sighed beside him, "Sister, you are too soft-hearted, if you want me to say, you should tie a sow to this fool and set the marriage of three lives and three lives." ”
Xiao Pai listened to the sweat coming down, why is this classmate's mind so vicious.
Since that incident, Wu Neng has been a lot more honest, although he will still run to Xiaopai intentionally or unintentionally, but at least he will not say something out of the ordinary. This fool sometimes said to Xiaopai with a grin: "I said, sir, how did you get started with Nuwa, teach me." Let me also learn two tricks. ”
Xiao Pai was taken aback by him, and thought that the events of that night had made this product known, so he calmly reprimanded: "What nonsense are you talking about!" ”
"Sir, why should you be alarmed, Nuwa has been in love with you for thousands of years, and the whole class knows it, so why should I talk nonsense about this? Could it be that my old pig is tired of being crooked, and I am not afraid of being suppressed and sealed by her like that monkey? ”
This kind of conversation made Xiaopai suspicious in his heart, and he didn't want to ask Chang'e or Sanmiao for confirmation of this matter, and when he met with Xiaowa a few times, he couldn't see the slightest clue, and then he gave up figuring out this matter.
Just kidding, how can he understand the 6,000-year-old city?
Wu Neng is a standard lazy character, even if he was taught so badly by Chang'e last time, he still only restrained slightly, Xiao Pai thought that with the thickness of this fool's skin, he could already be invincible to the flood. Who would have thought that just a week had passed, and this pig demon had been severely punished again.
This time, it was not Yutu who made a move, nor because of Xiaowa's speech, but because another ruthless character in the language class also came to Nuwa City.
Nine-tailed fox, Daji.
If the little frog is the beauty of the aura of Zhong Tiandi, then Daji is the kind of enchanting sentient beings. In fact, when Xiaopai named her Daji, this Xuanhu had not yet turned into a human form. But even the real body of the white fox still gives people a charming beauty. The soft hair, foxy eyes, and long eyelashes, at a glance, will make you think that this is the fox spirit written by Mr. Liao Zhai, who can warm the bed, cook food, and use spells to help Xiucai's husband top the high school rankings.
This is certainly not true. The nine-tailed Xuanhu Daji, after Ying Zhao pulled a group of teams to go to the Mihe River valley to start a new business, has always been the existence of Lishan's think tank. Even back to the time when Ying Zhao was there, the two of them played a sharp edge, and many times only the two of them understood.
Generally speaking, the smarter the existence, the worse it is, this is an iron law. Their high IQ often matches the sullen heart, if this high IQ is male, it will be like Ying Zhao, go to the extreme and become an extremely difficult villain boss; It's better if it's a woman, because women usually don't have the boring feelings of men who take the world as their own, but they are more than happy to play tricks on the stupid people from time to time.
Let's say a pig demon.
In fact, when Wu Neng entered the temple that day and found that Daji was also there, he had already retired immediately with great interest, but the fox demon did not let him go so easily. She waved her hand lightly, and after a moment of confusion, Wu Neng's eyes immediately hugged a pillar in the hall and gnawed it unwillingly.
Xiaopai looked at Chang'e: "You moved his marriage line again?" ”
Yutu shook her head, her face flushed a little, and she said softly, "It's Sister Daji's illusion." ”
Xiao Pai instantly understood why she was blushing, and the ugly pig demon below was probably taking that pillar as her.
Seeing that Wu Neng was about to take off his pants, Daji waved his hand to collect the supernatural powers, and the pig demon found himself in the main hall of the Abang Palace with his pants and trying to misbehaved against a temple pillar, even with his face, he couldn't help but blush. I didn't dare to say more, so I left in a hurry.
Xiao Pai felt a little sorry in his heart, he still wanted to see the wild boar rubbing the pillar, this was Zhao Ritian's domineering behavior, but unfortunately there was no follow-up. He habitually pricked up his ears and prepared to listen to how Baihu's classmate complained about this matter, but Bao Xi uncharacteristically did not say a word, which made Xiao Pai feel surprised again.
Even this bear child didn't dare to complain about Daji at will, it can be seen that the nine-tailed Xuanhu either has a high status in the class, or is quite ruthless, or both.
But no matter what, after all, it was an old man who met each other, and everyone talked happily. Xiaopai also told them about the different scenery of another world, airplanes, cannons, spaceships, mobile phones, lights, and the Internet, but he heard the eyes of several classmates with brilliance, which made him deeply feel how touching it is to brag about relying on the whole world.
Blowing and blowing, the issue of a unified currency was raised. (To be continued.) )