Bai Xiaobai, who arrived at the place, had a heart. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Hey, is it Zhang Ye? I'm from Yunda's side, I have your express, come down and pick it up. ”

"What? Is there my courier, I remember I didn't buy anything, okay, you wait for me, I'll get down right away! ”

After a while, Bai Xiaobai saw a person who was about the same age as himself walking down.

"Eh, have you seen Yunda Express?" Zhang Ye didn't see the shadow of the courier when he looked left and right, and saw Bai Xiaobai on the side asking loudly.

"Are you Zhang Ye?"

"yes, didn't that guy give you my delivery? Give it to me. ”

Bai Xiaobai took out the fast food hidden in the basket, "I don't know if there is any express delivery from you, but here is your fast food, twenty-six yuan plus four yuan for takeaway, a total of thirty yuan, thank you!" "The original price of this fast food was originally thirteen yuan, and the takeaway fee was two yuan, but the other party chose to double the price, so the total amount doubled.

"You! You're wrong, I didn't order your meal! Seeing this, Zhang Ye's eyes flickered a few times, as if he understood something, turned around and left.

finally deceived the other party to come down, how could Bai Xiaobai let the other party go, and looking at his appearance, he really wanted to eat the overlord meal.

"What are you doing, let me go!"

Zhang Ye was a little angry, he originally planned to wait for the fast food to arrive and deliberately delay the time, how did he know that this delivery man was so cunning and actually coaxed him to come down under the pretense of delivering the courier, seeing that the plan was about to be aborted, he had to resort to the last trick, and refused to admit it, now twelve minutes have passed since the order, as long as he insists on three minutes, he will win.

"You recognized the wrong person!" He wanted to shake off Bai Xiaobai's hand, but found that the other party was holding him tightly, and he couldn't break free at all.

"If you recognize the wrong person, I'll find out with a phone call!"

Just because I've cut ties with you doesn't mean I don't want you......

A mobile phone rang, and some sweat broke out on Zhang Ye's forehead, "This is my roommate calling, let me go back to dinner." ”

"Isn't it true that your roommate's phone call will be answered?" After knowing Zhang Ye's purpose, Bai Xiaobai didn't have a good tone for him.

Zhang Ye knew that he couldn't hide it, so he had no choice but to admit it.

"Okay, let go of me, it's indeed the meal I ordered, let go of me, I'll pay!" He took out a few banknotes in his pocket, counted them and threw them on Bai Xiaobai's palm.

"Twenty-five dollars here, five dollars short!" Bai Xiaobai said with a serious face.

"It's just a dollar short, can you do business, how can you pick it so much? My general takeaway is love to give or not, and they don't care much, so that's it, you can go quickly. ”

Bai Xiaobai grabbed Zhang Ye, who wanted to escape, "One dollar is also money, the rule in our store is to charge takeaway fees, please don't be embarrassed for me!" ”

If the other party orders a meal seriously and then pays, Bai Xiaobai will not be so particular about these few dollars, and he will not say anything if the other party gives twenty-five yuan, after all, it is a business, and it depends on long-term interests. But this Zhang Ye's behavior has touched his bottom line, if it weren't for the reminder of Qiangzi, I am afraid that the other party can really save the thirty yuan.

Since the other party wants to be clever with him, then there is no need for him to be generous with Zhang Ye, he has to pick out this kind of person!

"Thirty in total!"

Zhang Ye was caught by the other party, and Bai Xiaobai's gaze was a little unkind at this time, so he had to give in and took out another six yuan.

"Hmph, you must have no money to pick so much, dress so shabby, no money, shabby, and pick, you kid will definitely not find a girlfriend, hmph, see you're still in college, right? It's really pitiful, people like you can't find a girlfriend even if they are in college for four years! ”

Zhang Ye unwillingly paid the thirty yuan, but he relentlessly ridiculed Bai Xiaobai in his mouth, which was extremely venomous. He is not afraid of the other party's move, if he provokes the other party to do it, he can also say that the other party is not qualified to beat people, and at that time, as long as he has an injury appraisal, he can let the fast food restaurant compensate a sum of money, and he can also let this annoying guy lose his job by being fired, killing two birds with one stone.

Bai Xiaobai glanced at the other party coldly, "Do I have a girlfriend or not!" After finishing speaking, he walked away, mentioning his girlfriend, Bai Xiaobai remembered the goddess Zhao Ying again, she said that she wanted to invite him to dinner, and they haven't chatted since they added WeChat!

After finishing the matter of the fast food restaurant, Bai Xiaobai returned to the dormitory to soak in buckets of instant noodles, Zhu Daliang and they just happened to have no class today, and they were forming a group to play LOL.

Honk!

Bai Xiaobai opened WeChat, originally thought that Tang Seng was still sending messages, but he didn't expect that it was a new person joining the Buddhist chat group, he was in good spirits, and there was a red envelope to grab, so excited!

This time it was joined by the Peacock Daming King Bodhisattva, this is a powerful person also known as the Buddha Mother King Kong and the Protector King Kong, who once swallowed the Buddha Shakyamuni, that is, the Buddha.

I watched TV before because I spared her life for fear of killing, and named her the Bodhisattva of the Peacock Daming King, but after this period of getting along, Bai Xiaobai found that the Buddha world was far from being as good as rumored, just like the compassionate Tang Seng has not become a profit-heavy businessman?

Therefore, since this Peacock Daming King Bodhisattva was able to swallow Rulai's stomach, and thus became a positive fruit, it was definitely not as simple as rumored, and it was very likely that Rulai had secretly reached some kind of agreement with her.

Anyway, to be able to do all this and get out of the way and get canonized because of it, her strength should definitely not be underestimated.

The addition of the Peacock Daming King Bodhisattva was like a boulder thrown into the pond, making the chat group that was gradually deserted lively again.

The welcome words of the Buddhas filled Bai Xiaobai's mobile phone screen for a while, and many of the names he didn't know came out at this time.

Mahaka Ye Touta: Welcome to the Buddha Mother Vajra! (Sprinkle flowers)

Rahu Rahu's Secret Journey: Welcome to the Protector Vajra! (Applause)

Bowl Arhat: Welcome to the Peacock King Bodhisattva! (Applause)

…… Some people call her the Buddha Mother King Kong, some people call her the Protector King Kong, and some people call her the Peacock King Bodhisattva, the multiple identities even have more names, and it looks very majestic!

Every time a newcomer arrives, Tang monks and apprentices will definitely appear, which is one of the laws of the Buddhist chat group observed by Bai Xiaobai.

The first thing that came out was the sand monk's words: Yo, Lao Sha, I was still fishing in the quicksand river just now, and suddenly the communication jade Jane was startled away by the fish that was about to be hooked, I was very angry, and I took out the jade slip to see that it was actually the Peacock Daming King Bodhisattva, and the anger in my heart immediately disappeared. It really should be well welcomed, welcomed... (A basket of unnutritious words is spoken as if it hadn't been spoken for hundreds of years,)...

Not only is he too addicted to talking, but he also took the opportunity to shoot the peacock king's fart, which is really a double win!

Tang Seng: Ah! It's actually the Buddha Mother King Kong who joined, what a welcome! Well, here the poor monk Amway, the poor monk's farm has harvested a lot recently, and various crops have entered the maturity period, so please hurry up if you need it...... Also, welcome the Buddha Mother Vajra once again (applause and scattering flowers)

Amway? Where did you learn this word? will actually take the opportunity to advertise, quite a micro-business temperament!

Bai Xiaobai was also speechless to Tang Seng, Master Xuanzang, what about your festival on the westward journey? Could it be that the Buddha realm has also become a big dye vat, dyeing people as pure as you black?

Then came out is Zhu Bajie: the old pig I was still sleeping, and I was suddenly woken up by the Buddha net, and it was actually the Buddha mother King Kong who joined the group chat, no wonder it was so lively, the old pig raised his hands and feet to welcome! (Kiss Kiss)

Zhu Bajie is worthy of being Zhu Bajie, and even the expression of the flying kiss was sent out, if it was a private chat, could even the expression of kissing be sent to the Peacock King Bodhisattva?

The last thing that came out of the four masters and apprentices was Monkey King: it was actually the Peacock King Bodhisattva here, and everyone should have 500 red envelopes here! (Tooth Decay)

Bai Xiaobai, this is too straightforward, do you want to go crazy with red envelopes, but I like it!

Tang Seng and Guanyin Bodhisattva, who has not spoken: Wukong, you are naughty again! (Wipe sweat and wipe sweat)

Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng: Senior Brother (Senior Brother) is right! Everyone should have a rain of red envelopes!

The corners of Bai Xiaobai's mouth twitched a few times, the four living treasures of this master and apprentice learned really fast, and they could actually speak the Internet terms on the earth, and they also paid red envelopes...... I love it, though!

As long as there is a red envelope, it doesn't hurt to be a 10,000-year diving party!

Thinking of the red envelopes of the Buddhas, he couldn't help grinning, this smile, saliva flowed out again, he secretly glanced at it, Zhu Daliang and the three of them were playing LOL, they didn't pay attention to him at all, raised their hands and wiped the saliva numbly, staring at the mobile phone screen.