Chapter Twenty-Nine: Master, What Are You Doing?
Song Hongbao was holding a black pill in his hand, the size of a thumb cover, and his eyes were full of enthusiasm when he looked at Yang Yuyao, and his heart was very excited. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
Pretty girls are liked by any boy, and Song Hongbao is no exception.
After he got on the bus, he was shocked at first sight when he saw Yang Yuyao, he didn't like it, and he regarded her as a super goddess in his heart.
It's so beautiful, a hundred times more beautiful than those female artists in the island country!
It's just that he is relatively timid by nature, and he doesn't dare to drive Ye Qiu away like a non-mainstream gangster.
Sitting silently in the front seat of the goddess, listening to the conversation between the two along the way, he was angry and wanted to jump out of the car, and he always wanted to find a topic to talk to the goddess.
It's been hard to get through until now, and the opportunity has finally come.
Song Hongbao demonstratively rolled his eyes at Ye Qiu, and said: "This is my family's ancestral motion sickness pill, take one to ensure that you will not get dizzy in the car within ten years." ”
Ancestral motion sickness pills?
Of course it's fake, his grandfather's generation didn't have a car!
The one in his palm was just a 'Mai Lisu' that had been left in his pocket for a long time, and he had forgotten to throw it away.
And now, it's perfect to pretend to be a motion sickness pill.
What if something is wrong with the goddess? That's even better.
Think about it, if the goddess has a bad stomach, then don't you have to take her to the hospital? Isn't that familiar to those who come and go? It is not necessary to have a deep love when the time comes!
It has to be said that the idea of diao silk is piercing the sky.
"This ......"
Yang Yuyao looked embarrassed, if the normal motion sickness medicine would have been eaten, but how is this thing so similar to the "Stretching Legs and Staring Pills"? It also emits a foul smell.
"Are you trying to kill Xiaoyu?" Ye Qiu stopped, and as he spoke, he used his hand to hold the girl's pulse.
His kind girl is Xiaoyu, and Song Hongbao is unconvinced, he is also a man, why can you flirt with your sister so easily!
"You...... Don't be too troublesome......" Song Hongbao wanted to be domineering for a while, but Yu Guang saw the non-mainstream duo, thinking that they were killed by the young man in front of him, he was instantly stunned, and changed his words: "I'm not giving it to you!" ”
"It's like, you can't give it to anyone." Some passengers were disgusted by the black ball "motion sickness pill" and pinched their noses.
"That's it, buddy, don't you just want to soak this little girl, is it necessary to hook up with this unknown object?"
Song Hongbao's face turned red when he was choked by everyone, and he stammered: "You ...... Talk nonsense! This is obviously my family's ancestral motion sickness pill! Cure motion sickness! ”
At this moment, Song Hongbao can't back down, if he admits it, then others will only laugh even more.
"You say ancestral heirloom is ancestral heirloom? Then you eat one first and I'll see! Someone else suggested.
"No...... It's the only one, I ...... Whining! ”
Song Hongbao didn't have time to finish speaking, his eyes suddenly widened, and he looked at the young man in front of him in disbelief.
"What so much nonsense! Eat! ”
Ye Qiu waved his hand lightly and slapped it on the palm of Song Hongbao's hand holding the pill, and then the black ball pill went straight to the latter's mouth as if it had eyes.
"I'm rubbing! Europe! Europe! ”
It took a while for Song Hongbao to react, and he sat in front of him, nauseous and wanted to vomit.
……
Dealing with the flies, Ye Qiu looked at the girl again, blinked comfortingly, and took back the hand that was clasped on her wrist.
"Did you skip lunch?" Ye Qiu asked.
"Master, you are really a god, you can guess it." The girl faced Ye Qiu 180 degrees this time, she didn't dare to look at the front, because the person sitting in front of her vomited so disgustingly that she felt like she was about to vomit.
"What's this?" Ye Qiu shrugged his shoulders and said, "You don't have a big deal, it's just low blood sugar." ”
"Turn around and close your eyes." Ye Qiu said again.
Hearing this, the girl obediently did so, and at this moment she was already 100,000 convinced of Ye Qiu.
Even if the latter told him that he was the son of the Jade Emperor, he would probably believe it.
"I'll give you a few acupuncture points to speed up blood circulation, it may be a little itchy and a little painful, you bear with it."
Saying that, Ye Qiu had already started it, the two wolves grabbed and climbed on the girl's fragrant shoulder, and the other boys in the car were envious and jealous, but they didn't have the slightest way, everyone made it clear that it was to treat people, you can't rush up and shout hooligans to eat me!
In that case, you will not be able to please the girl, and you may be beaten by this young man.
"First the shoulders, relax ......"
Ye Qiu's tone was calm, but he couldn't help but feel a little excited in his heart.
Beauty, the beauty who meets for the first time can "hug" each other's fragrant shoulders, who else can there be besides the master!
I just want to ask, who else! I'm going to cuddle ten!
Well, in fact, there is no other idea, just shouting and playing in my heart.
"Master, aren't you really a doctor? Your technique is so comfortable, and I feel a lot more relaxed. ”
Yang Yuyao blushed, and it was a little shy for a girl to shout the words "so comfortable" in public.
"Hehe, it's not ......" Ye Qiu shook his head with a wry smile, and he couldn't help but think of his life when he was a mercenary when he was said by the girl's words.
At that time, it was a month or two as soon as the mission set off, and it was very common to run out of ammunition and food, and in order not to faint because of hunger, it became the norm for team members to press each other's holes.
"Master, what's wrong with you?"
Feeling her hands on her shoulders and not moving for a long time, the girl couldn't help but be a little puzzled, but she turned her head and saw a deep face.
"Close your eyes! I'm looking for a degree! ”
Ye Qiu said heavily.
Starting from the shoulders and downwards, Ye Qiu's technique is very skillful, like ants on a tree, causing the girl to tremble for a while.
"It's better."
After some acupressure points, you can clearly feel that the girl's face is much better.
However, before Ye Qiu could be happy, the next scene shocked his tiger body, and his two eyeballs almost fell to the ground.
"Damn, isn't it just pressing the acupoint, how can it still be spring!"
His eyes were fixed on the girl's exposed half of the fragrant shoulder, probably because he pressed the acupoint too hard just now, the collar of his left shoulder slipped down, and a piece of white skin like jade made Ye Qiu dizzy.
"Damn, should I pull up the collar of the little beauty?"
Ye Qiu's heart couldn't help but get entangled, he thought he was an upright person, a person with noble morals, and a person with a bottom line and no discipline.
If you don't pull it up, won't the girls suffer and die, so that the whole car of boys will see it?
But if you pull it, you will definitely touch the girl's skin......
"! It's miserable! It's a big explosion! I just want to help people! God, do you need to abuse me like this? ”
Ye Qiu looked up to the sky and roared in his heart, is there anyone in the world who is worse than himself?
After some inner struggle, Ye Qiu really couldn't stand it anymore, and made up his mind to challenge.
A righteous palm slowly stretched out to Yang Yuyao's fragrant shoulder, pinched out two fingers, and slightly lifted the neckline of the clothes.
I am here for world peace, I am here to defend the South China Sea, and I am representing justice...... I'm not taking advantage of the opportunity!
Ye Qiu swore silently in his heart!
"Master, what are you doing!"
However, just when she was about to succeed, Yang Yuyao opened her eyes and stared at Ye Qiu with a pair of big eyes.