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"It's really poor."

She said this, shaking her head, as if disdaining to be in my company.

"Even if you curse like this, you won't hurt me a single hair."

After many years of getting along with each other, I have long been familiar with the thinking circuit of the woman in front of me, who speaks ill of her words, like quantum uncertainty - you can never guess what strange syllables she will utter next. In the previous sentence, I may still complain that the cauliflower in the lunch box is too dry, and the next sentence will be gibberish about the Prime Minister's speech the day before yesterday.

"If you lose 10 percent of your hair even thinking about how to breathe, do you have the consciousness to face the darkness?"

"I don't lose 10 percent of my hair just thinking about how to breathe! And don't waste 90% of your hair thinking about what to introduce yourself! In a word! I'm not bald! Even if it's a hero who is interested in it, I don't want to be bald! ”

She didn't understand what she was going to say, so I decided not to talk to her.

But, huh!? Wait, what's coming? Introduce yourself!?

I seem to have found something!

Shocking!

I felt like someone was choking my throat, like a Donald duck who had been choked by the throat and was dying.

"Husband, do you finally understand?"

My body stiffened slightly, but it still fell into the woman's eyes, and she whispered softly and smiled pretentiously to show affection.

But those who know her well can detect unbridled schadenfreude in her growing eyes.

Introduce yourself? Introduce yourself? Introduce yourself?

Is it the self-introduction that is carried out no matter what country or era, on the surface it allows people to meet friends with writing, and to exercise their courage by writing in private, but in fact it is embarrassing?

Seemingly... It seems like... Truly... What is going on now is exactly... Freshmen introduce themselves.

It's terrible.

I was feeling sad about the past and reminiscing about the past, and I seemed to have forgotten that I was still in the classroom, and I was standing up one by one like a radish pulled up by a rabbit.

I dare to swear by the 108,000 books of the Demon Dao hidden under my bed, this bastard woman in front of me, whose face is as cold as liquid nitrogen, must be sneering madly from the bottom of her heart that exceeds one hundred and eighty decibels.

She could have reminded me before, but she deliberately warned me like a charity now, and it seemed that she was doing it with grace, but in fact she was deliberately making things difficult, and it was a flattery to say that she was basing her pleasure on my misery.

"Oh~ that person... You see! ”

"Who's that? Like a fool~~"

"Wouldn't it? He's still in a daze!"

"Hee-hee, what a fool~~"

I don't have to use my ears to collect the sounds in the classroom, I can know what my classmates are talking about right now with their wide-eyed eyes just by using the lowest level of imagination.

And now, it's the classic scene that the woman likes to see, and it's her greatest pleasure to make me embarrassed.

In her eyes, I was already trembling like an ostrich and burying my head in the crotch of my pants, and I didn't dare to use my own eyes to confirm what kind of eyes my classmates were looking at me when I had just met for the first time.

It should be like a pathetic traveler who has fallen into the abyss with one foot in the air, whimpering and screaming in his heart, 'Mom, I want to go home.' ’

It's a pity that I was not moved at all by the weather, and I had already collected my mood and calmed down earlier.

Of course, you know how embarrassing it is to do something stupid in front of the public, to be caught by the masses of the people, and to focus their sneering eyes on themselves as if they were watching a good show.

But it's not even an appetizer for me, it's about the level of a dessert.

At this time, I did not curse the sages who invented the formalism of self-introduction, and at the same time turned a blind eye to the woman who harbored evil intentions.

So now, what to do?

I just looked up to the sky, past the glittering window panes that had been polished by the school workers for the new semester, and looked into the deepest part of the blue universe - this is the ancient Greek school of consciousness philosophers looking up at the stars at a 45-degree angle.

I feel like I'm feeling deeper than a contemplative at this point.

Of course, I didn't care if my classmates looked at me more strangely.

The teacher also grew angry and stared at me because I didn't respond to her roll call for a long time.

"Teacher."

Just on the verge of the teacher's imminent outburst, I stood up calmly and looked at her calmly.

"What's the matter?"

"Huh? That..."

The young female teacher was shocked, she definitely didn't expect that there would be a brazen student like me, who would dare to take the initiative to find fault on the premise of making a mistake, so the previous turbulent momentum plummeted, and Ai Ai said:

"Classmates... It's time for you to introduce yourself..."

"Yes, I know."

Know why you don't do it!

Don't think about it, the teacher must be complaining like this in his heart.

Then, I ended my first self-introduction in high school with minimal lines and a speech that was as unobtrusive as possible.

But

[Surprise! The man with facial paralysis who argued with the teacher on the first day of school was him! 】

[The stupid student ignores the teacher and does not respond to the name many times because...]

The news would explode through the school, and as you can imagine, my high school life would soon be over. The future is dark, and I will live in the middle of the past three years.

However, fortunately it is me, after all, for me, what Qianfu refers to is only a breeze, and the spurning of thousands of people is just a fine dust. But if it's someone else... It's unimaginable, you know, it's a ridiculous country where gossip can easily kill people.

Then the woman behind me stood up and began to proclaim like a head of state, and her tone changed from the gloomy tone in which she had spoken to me, to a gentle and forceful tone.

"My name is Scarlet Ink."

She has a less common name.

"Graduated from Dongguo Middle School."

Needless to say, I know that.

"The ideal is to become the god of the autumn mountain bike. Above. ”

That one.

Should I laugh?

My childhood sweetheart didn't like me, and her dream was to be an old driver!

What an amazing brain circuit and a sky-shattering brain hole will give birth to such a fresh and refined dream?!

The classmate and teacher didn't seem to have recovered from the girl's speech, and the scarlet ink name had been used in the standard correct sitting posture to sit calmly, looking ahead, her eyes were as clear as glass, and she didn't seem to feel that her self-introduction was so short that it didn't seem like she had just come out of the mouth of a girl who had just graduated from junior high school.

"Ahem, next classmate ......"

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