(PS, the new book is for praise, for collection!) ）

Chang'e: It will be the same as this fairy, so beautiful that you don't want to drop!

When Lu Li saw it, he almost threw up. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 Info! Lao Tzu is a man, so beautiful that you don't want to do anything, seduce men!

Queen Mother of the West: Ugh!

There was silence in the group immediately.

At this time, Si Ming Xingjun jumped out: @人间122号好人, you still have a big gift package that you haven't received, you have to hurry up, it will expire in a while!

Lu Li: Oh.

Lu Li hurriedly clicked on the gift package sent to him by Si Ming Xingjun: Happy and happy all day!

Suddenly, thousands of little fat pigs rushed through my heart.

Nima, what kind of bullshit package is this!

At this moment, a flash of inspiration flashed on the mobile phone screen, and a spring breeze swept across Lu Li's cheeks.

Lu Li suddenly laughed happily.

Hey, no, why can't I stop laughing.

Lu Li was furious, play with me! Angry, he stuffed his phone in his pocket and walked to the bus stop while laughing.

Passers-by looked at him and kept smirking, and couldn't help but talk about it!

"Hey, why does this man keep laughing!"

"It must have been some snake spirit hospital that escaped from it!"

"It's over, this little white face is crazy!"

Frightened, Lu Li covered his face and ran away.

I ran all the way to the bus shelter and sat on the bench, still giggling.

"Everyone, let's go, there's a snake spirit disease!"

Suddenly frightened, all the people waiting for the bus hid as far away!

Even on the passing bus, when the driver saw Lu Li's virtue, he was so frightened that he didn't even dare to stop, and drove away directly.

"What kind of bullshit is this, I'm so lonely! I'm so sad! "The people who watched the whole world abandon him, and tears began to roll in their eyes!

"What's wrong with you? Need help! A voice as nice as a nightingale suddenly appeared in Lu Li's ears.

Lu Li turned his head to look at it, and was stunned, a girl who was purer, more beautiful, and more delicate than the fairy sister Liu Yifei back then, suddenly stood beside him at some point.

Looking at the girl's delicate facial features and cheeks carved out of beautiful jade, Lu Li's face was not only crazy, but also crazy.

The tears in his eyes suddenly retracted. Saliva flowed from the corners of the mouth.

Damn, you Nima, he's still giggling at this time.

Laugh at your sister, heaven, earth, Almighty God, can you make me stop laughing.

A voice in his head replied: Good man No. 122 in the world, I'm sorry, the design of this gift package is a bit imperfect, we will definitely get it next time.

Nima, next time!

"Slim, don't go near him, this idiot is a madman at first glance!" A tall and handsome and well-dressed boy suddenly appeared behind the girl, and at first glance he was a rich and handsome flower messenger, and when he saw Lu Li actually drooling and looking at his sweetheart, he naturally looked disgusted and annoyed.

The girl pale the boy's face: "Wang Shuai, we came out to volunteer, just to help others, if you don't want to do it, stay away from me!" ”

Lu Li noticed that the girl was wearing a simple white T-shirt and a pair of denim shorts. On his arm, he also wears a red sleeve with the words: Love Volunteer Group.

Looking at this girl's snow-white skin, slender and slender figure, appropriately sized breasts, and those two extremely attractive slender legs, Lu Li's saliva couldn't help but become more and more urgent.

Lu Li's appearance made the girl frown, and muttered: "This person can't really have a problem with his head!" ”

Tens of thousands of little fat pigs rushed through Lu Li's heart again!

A great package of all evils!

At this time, Lu Li thought to himself, don't he still have special effects for his appearance!

As soon as I thought of this, a voice in my head replied: I'm sorry, no special effects can be performed during the gift package!

Enjoy your sister!

"Do you need help?" Then the girl asked again:

Lu Li thought to himself, finally there was an opportunity to get close to the goddess, just to fill the pain of Zhu Baobao's abandonment of him.

So, he nodded hurriedly.

Seeing that Lu Li could understand her words, the girl couldn't help but feel relieved, and asked again: "Where is your home, I'll send you back!" ”

After saying that, he leaned over and helped Lu Li to stand up. A faint fragrance inadvertently drilled into Lu Li's nose, and the beauty in Lu Li's heart almost fluttered.

Lu Li thought to himself: My home is far away, and I want to take the bus. He immediately thought about it: if she took the bus, wouldn't the goddess have to help her!

At that moment, he deliberately pointed to the front with his finger in a daze.

The girl helped him and was about to walk forward, when Wang Shuai's eyes were on fire when he saw it, he walked over and pushed Lu Li to the ground: "Ke Min, this kid is pretending to be stupid!" ”

Lu Li's heart moved: This rich and handsome man is not stupid, but he can see that he is pretending to be stupid. You say Lao Tzu pretends, Lao Tzu pretends to show you!

At that moment, Lu Li, who fell to the ground, closed his eyes and began to pretend to be dizzy.

The girl named Ke Min suddenly became anxious, rushed up and pressed Lu Li's chest a few times, and seeing that Lu Li still hadn't woken up, she immediately stretched out her cherry mouth, this is the rhythm of artificial respiration for Lu Li!

Looking at her skillful movements, she learned first aid well.

Wang Shuai couldn't help but be startled when he saw Lu Li faint. When he saw Ke Min, he was going to give Lu Li artificial respiration. Oh my God, it was Ke Min's first kiss, three years in junior high school, three years in high school, Lao Tzu chased her for six years and didn't get it, but this kid was so lucky!

No, I'm fighting with you!

Thinking of this, Wang Shuai hurriedly walked over, stretched out his arm with a tragic face, blocked Ke Min, and said angrily: "Ke Min, let me come!" ”

Ke Min saw that Wang Shuai was so active, and was surprised to let it aside.

Lu Li was waiting for this goddess sister to come to give him artificial respiration, but when he saw that the good things were gone, he couldn't help but greet Wang Shuai's whole family again.

Wang Shuai leaned down, took a deep breath, and was about to endure his first kiss to Lu Li, looking at the sticky saliva at the corner of Lu Li's mouth, he suddenly thought of a disgusting liquid...... Wang Shuai's stomach suddenly churned. Immediately after, he suddenly let out a retching sound in his throat, hurriedly stood up, and ran to the side of the trash can on the side, spitting up.

As soon as Ke Min saw Wang Shuai leaving, she immediately took Wang Shuai's place. In her heart, there is only one thing in mind at this time: it is important to save people!

Seeing the goddess leaning down!

Wang Shuai on the side vomited and screamed in despair: "Don't, don't, that's your first kiss!" ”

At this moment, a voice sounded in Lu Li's head:

There are beautiful women approaching, and because the distance breaks through 0.3 meters, the appearance effect will be automatically turned on! Duration one minute.

I saw a flash of inspiration on Lu Li's face, and the whole person immediately became radiant, and the saliva at the corner of his mouth disappeared suddenly.

At the moment when Ke Min kissed Lu Li, Lu Li actually opened his eyes.

When Ke Min saw Lu Li wake up, he immediately stopped, and found that Lu Li suddenly changed as if he was a person, and couldn't help but be stunned: Wow, what clear and charming eyes, such a seductive little fresh meat handsome guy!