Yuhua looked at Mi Xiaochu, who was already tired in Bi Fang's arms, and sighed, but smiled cheaply at Bi Fang: "Bi Fang, you call me brother, brother will leak a little bit of heavenly opportunity to you~ Do you want to hear it~"

Bi Fang glanced up at him lightly, and was about to leave, but Yuhua stopped him again and again: "Bi Fang, you said that you would die if you bowed~"

"If I'm not mistaken, you're younger than me, your official position is younger than mine, and your martial arts are lower than mine, if it weren't for the fact that we both have the reputation of good brothers, your capital city should already be on fire. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info" Bi Fang's voice sounded faintly with some disdain.

“。。。” Yuhua was itchy with angry teeth, and secretly rolled his eyes, didn't he live 5,000 years earlier than him, he didn't think you were old.

On his face, he ran to Bi Fang with respectful doglegs, and slowly spoke: "Mi Xiaochu, at the age of 8, will die under the Tianxing Sword." ”

Bi Fang's steps forward stopped, turned his head to look at Yuhua, and his tone was cold: "Tianxing? ”

"Yes, in 3 years. It's very fatal to leak the secret of heaven, my brother has stuck a knife in your ribs, how can you thank me~" Yuhua sneered at Bi Fang for a while.

"If it's really a ghost for you, have you figured out how I died?" Bi Fang glanced at Yuhua amusedly.

Yuhua suddenly wanted to cry without tears: "Big brother, count you in?" Then am I going to die? Stop teasing me. ”

"By the way, I want to ask you something, who is that Tianxing? Listening to this little demon, it seems that he looks the same as me. Ben Jun is so beautiful, Yushu is in the wind, he is the same as Ben Junchang, it is really unbearable!!!!! ”

It's only 3 minutes old, and I'm embarrassed.

At this moment, Bi Fang suddenly turned his head and looked at Yuhua up and down, Yuhua smiled, and stepped back again and again, this look was a bit calculating.

He was just about to turn around and run away, Bi Fang put Mi Xiaochu on his shoulder, and hurriedly freed up one hand to grab Yuhua, who was about to escape, and smiled meaningfully: "Yuhua, Benjun remembers that you are not young." ”

Yuhua turned his head and smiled awkwardly at Bi Fang: "What the king said is that there is an old saying among mortals, not only men and women do not kiss, but also men and men do not kiss, you see, why don't you let go first?" ”

"I'm sorry, I'm not a mortal, and I won't follow the rhetoric of mortals." What Bi Fang said was full of flavor.

Yuhua sighed helplessly, looked at Bi Fang and said, "Okay, you say, what do you want me to do for you?" ”

Bi Fang grinned at Yuhua

"I want to tell you about your family."

He had to see Tianxing, but the stupid demon's sister was actually very troublesome, and the black spirit hated Tianxing very much.

Hei Ling's real name is Yin Mo, and Bai Ling's real name is Wei Chun, and they are the two little apprentices who sat down under Daode Tianzun, and the two of them seem to have been thrown down to the mortal world because of the old laurel tree in the Moon God Palace.

But it shouldn't be that simple, I heard that Daode Tianzun likes these two disciples very much, just because a leaf was thrown down, this is too illogical.

"Say kiss?" The more Yuhua listened, the more confused he became, how could this good person get to kiss.

"Actually, you just think it's a game, just help me drag a woman named Hei Ling." Bi Fang patted Yuhua's shoulder with an expression that you understand, and he patted Yuhua on the shoulder in the style of a big brother.

"Black Spirit? Just that Lao Jun's apprentice, Yin Mo? Forget it, I've seen her before, smiling alive, at first glance, she is the kind of woman who is extremely difficult to mess with, Bi Fang, you don't know that women are the most dangerous creatures in the world, you can die, don't pull me. ”

Yuhua said with a look of fear.

At the birthday banquet of Daode Tianzun that year, he was invited to congratulate him, and then he was greeted by a woman wearing a purple gauze skirt, and he was amazed at that time.

The key point is that no matter what he says, this woman always has a gentle smile, so he also teased her curiously halfway, who knew that she smiled softer.

But after the birthday banquet, suddenly one day a green cow went crazy and broke into his capital city, and let go of tens of thousands of his lonely ghosts.

Only put the face of the drunken and gorgeous for a while blue and white, and the green ox was the mount of Daode Tianzun.

Then a woman in a black dress stepped on a colorful cloud and smiled at him: "Don't worry, don't worry, this green cow suddenly ripped off the chain that imprisoned it for some reason, and the little god will lead it away, and then come to apologize, I'm sorry." ”

It hurts to think of that incident, those tens of thousands of wild ghosts, but he has been caught for a week, and he has to be renumbered and reassigned, and he feels that he has done several months of work in those two days.

Tired, he closed his eyes for 3 days, and his attendants thought he was weak, so he went to Daode Tianzun to ask for a marrow cleansing pill, and then, alas, he directly attracted Daode Tianzun and apologized in person, which was alarmed for a while.

"I'm not going, I still have a lot of official business to deal with here, if there is nothing else, I'll go back first, I've been really tired lately~" Yuhua said as he turned around and left.

Bi Fang smiled, just pulling his sleeve and not letting go: "It's just right to be tired, I'll take you to relax, it's fun in the mortal world." ”

"If you don't go, you won't die."

As soon as he finished speaking, he suddenly saw Bi Fang summon a cloud and place Mi Xiaochu on the cloud.

In the next second, Bi Fang lit the flames with both hands and went to the capital city, and said very troubled as he walked: "Where to burn first?" Left? Right? Or in the middle. ”

Just about to set fire, a figure blocked in front of Bi Fang, and his face was a little hideous: "I promise you, I really wonder, no one cares about gods like you!" Dare to burn the house openly! ”

"Actually, I forgot to tell you, I just burned down Daode Tianzun's house two days ago." Bi Fang bared his teeth and smiled at him, how innocent he looked was when he looked as innocent.

“。。。”

After Yuhua agreed to Bi Fang, everything around him returned to its original state, and the moon once again shed its white brilliance.

Suddenly, Bi Fang and Yuhua both looked at Mi Xiaochu who was lying on the cloud in surprise.

The light of the moon was all concentrated on Mi Xiaochu's body, and the strong breath of life of all creatures slowly surged towards Mi Xiaochu.

Then Mi Xiaochu climbed up from the cloud in a daze, his hair had changed from black to blue, and nothing happened the moment he opened his eyes, but his head had a sharp pain.

"She has a peculiar ability, and if she guesses correctly, she should be able to see the memory of the first person she saw when she opened her eyes. But the two of us were better than her, and she was backfired. ”

Yu Hua explained in surprise.

"But, Bi Fang, has she grown taller?"

Bi Fang also had a different face, and looked at all this in a daze: "Indeed, she has grown about half a foot taller, and she should be about 155 centimeters now." ”

"I can't believe she's only been cultivating for 5 years, and it's her eyes."

After Mi Xiaochu regained his senses, he hurriedly turned over from the clouds, and then ran to Bi Fang's side in small steps, tugging at Bi Fang's sleeve, his face was a little red.

Bi Fang looked at her suspiciously, could it be that she had slept and even changed her personality?

At this time, Mi Xiaochu's voice whispered to Bi Fang's ears: "I... I'm getting taller again. I can't make clothes without water... ”

Bi Fang's eyes widened suddenly, but the next second he quickly took off his coat and threw it on Mi Xiaochu's head, chuckling: "You are really stupid. ”

The corners of the lips twitched when he looked at the two of them, and then he saw that Bi Fang had even taken off his clothes, his mouth opened wide in surprise, his eyes blinked, what happened just now?!

The clothes worn by Bi Fang are all woven by the Weaver Girl, different gods have different treatment, and there is a very good-looking Tsing Yi that Nuwa herself knitted.

However, he was pressed to the bottom of the box by Bi Fang, saying that it was too precious to wear it.

Only Bi Fang knew in his heart that he was not reluctant to wear it, but that he was afraid that he would not be able to endure the anger of Senior Sister Nuwa if he broke it!

The three of them walked together on the way back to the village, and on the way, Yuhua reintroduced himself, saying that he would be with them in the future, briefly describing the reason why he said the same way, and Xiao Chu was stunned.

"It turns out that Sister Hei Ling's name is Yin Mo, and you are here to find Sister Hei Ling... Boyfriend? ”

"Not a boyfriend!! Just friends!! Or a very bad friend!! "Yuhua roared angrily, boyfriend?! How can it be?!

"Chu'er is talking about male friends, did you understand it wrong?" Mi Xiaochu's face was full of innocence.

The anger that Yuhua had just now was extinguished, and he was dying: "You two are a couple... ”

Mi Xiaochu was about to refute, but suddenly the three of them stopped in unison, moved their ears and looked around.

"Wow~" A clear baby's cry came, plus a series of running sounds, this running sound seemed very anxious and panicked, and it was unexpectedly harsh in this silent bamboo forest.

But the next second it disappeared again.