Chapter 22 Buying Autographs and Making Money
In the combat conference room, the black cat police officer Jiang Limeng signed the meeting, and 7 kittens lined up to wait for Jiang Limeng's signature. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
Zhang Ye, who was an old senior, was in first place, Jiang Limeng looked at the book, frowned and said, "Next."
Zhang Ye's face suddenly showed embarrassment, and he said unhappily: "Why?"
Jiang Limeng is not interested, he really can't look down on Zhang Ye's book, he changes the soup but not the medicine, he plays the same old tune, and his avatar is changed to a photo of a beautiful woman, he wants to attract people, and he doesn't look at what is in it.
Jiang Limeng stretched out five fingers and said to Zhang Ye: "Five, your book is worth five cents, and five cents is printed for money."
Zhang Ye lowered his head, clenched his fists, and said fiercely: "You yellow-haired girl, what do you know?"
With a smile, Jiang Limeng said coldly: "What I see is a piece of garbage." Pulling out the paper in the notebook in his hand, Jiang Limeng tore it into four pieces and blew it to the ground. "Wait a minute, call someone to come in and sweep." Jiang Limeng's face was expressionless.
"No need." Zhang Ye picked up the shredded paper on the ground, but he was also stiff, raised his head and glanced at Jiang Limeng coldly, and walked out of the conference room.
There are six cats left, and everyone is in danger, afraid that they will fall into the same fate as Zhang Ye.
Ye Xun, the second 10,000-year-old diving clan, trembled and handed over his notebook, and Jiang Limeng watched it for half a minute this time. Hooking his fingers, Jiang Limeng motioned for Ye Xun to step forward. Ye Xun took a step, Jiang Limeng raised his eyebrows and said, "Take five cents over here."
Although he was puzzled, he couldn't help but listen to the leader's words, and took out a one-yuan coin from his pocket, Ye Xun said: "Report to the team leader, there is only one piece without five cents."
Jiang Limeng signed a freehand name on Ye Xun's notebook, and the pen walked the dragon and snake, and the dragon flew and the phoenix danced. Holding the notebook, Jiang Limeng said to Ye Xun: "Pay the money with one hand and deliver the goods with the other."
Ye Xun was immediately overjoyed, yes, I finally don't have to continue diving, thank my parents, thank the leaders, thank the Central Committee, and thank Oscar.
Ye Xun stuffed one yuan into Jiang Limeng's hand, and said boldly: "You don't need to look for the team leader, I'll give it to you." Walking to the door, Ye Xun smiled back, made a cheering gesture and said, "Come on, everyone!"
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In the end, Yu Ying walked in front of Jiang Limeng, Jiang Limeng looked at Yu Ying gently, and said with a smile: "Come over with five yuan, the friendship price is over."
It is rare to have such a good opportunity, and it is definitely not to be missed, Yu Ying took out her wallet and took out a piece of five yuan from it and gave it to Jiang Limeng. He said gratefully: "Team leader, you are so good to me, I will invite you to dinner at noon."
Putting the notebook next to Jiang Limeng, Yu Ying breathed a sigh of relief and walked out of the conference room quietly.
Seeing Yu Ying come out safely, everyone asked: "Yu Ying, Yu Ying, how much money did you give the team leader?"
Yu Ying said nonchalantly: "It's not much, it's only five yuan."
Everyone sighed, their faces different. Seeing everyone sadly returning to their respective posts, Yu Ying explained: "Come on! Wait for the next opportunity, and then ask the team leader to sign it. ”
The 10,000-year-old diver was full of pride, but when he saw that the third one came out, it was actually two pieces of five, a blow, a complete blow. The fifth one is even more excessive, three pieces, and five cents more. Especially this guy is still anonymous, who, rough, see if I don't kill you. In the end, Yu Ying, five yuan made the diver Ye Xun even lose hope in life.
"Even this kind of person can sell for five yuan, hehe, it's really eye-catching." Zhang Ye said jealously.
"Who are you talking about, why does it sound so sour? Whose vinegar jar overturned? A delicate voice said.
Yu Ying knew that Zhang Ye's words meant something, so she didn't argue, after all, she was an old seniority and she was just a newcomer.
Jiang Limeng counted the money, and the total income was 11 yuan and five cents, which was only enough to buy a cone, and it seemed that he had to make persistent efforts. Holding the pen Jiang Limeng in the book left behind, picking and choosing, as if there was an innate intuition, Jiang Limeng's pen is like a god.
More than ten minutes later, Jiang Limeng walked out of the conference room, holding five notebooks in his hands, Jiang Limeng said loudly: "Everyone, pay attention, pay attention to what I say."
Seeing that it attracted everyone's attention, Jiang Limeng named and said: "Yu Ying, Ye Xun, Chen Linfang, and the anonymous person, take back your notebooks."
After dividing the four books, Jiang Limeng called out to Yu Ying and said, "Yu Ying, you come over and make seven copies of this book, distribute it to everyone, and then put the book back on my desk."
Yu Ying took the notebook, Jiang Limeng left the planning department, and went downstairs to leave the company.
Soon after Jiang Limeng left, Yu Ying's copied book turned into A4 paper and distributed it to everyone. After reading it, the seven kittens admired the black cat sheriff, and it was really a sheriff who caught mice.
Yu Ying said admiringly: "These five yuan are not spent in vain."
Anonymous people also said: "3 yuan is less."
Chen Linfang complained: "I knew I would give five cents more."
Ye Xun felt heartache and remorse, and said regretfully: "It's all my fault, what kind of generosity is pretending!" Don't look for it yet, it's hilarious. ”
Zhang Zhizhi was unconvinced, but it was not good to say bad things at this time, and said far-fetchedly: "It's not good."
And at this time, what is Jiang Limeng doing?
KFC Chinese name gnawing chicken, Jiang Limeng in line.
"What do you want?" The salesman asked.
Finally it was Jiang Limeng's turn, Jiang Limeng looked at the cone and hesitated, whether to buy the second half price, only fifteen yuan for two, although he earned eleven yuan and five cents today, plus the money on his body is enough to buy, but ......
But what.
"Give me two cones." Jiang Limeng said decisively.
KFC's cones are ready quickly, Jiang Limeng has one on his left hand and one on his right hand, one strawberry-flavored and one blueberry-flavored, the man on the left and the woman on the right, and eats the strawberry flavor first.
Walking all the way back to the company, there was only half of the strawberry cone left, and as soon as he entered the group office, he saw the shining eyes of the seven kittens, and Jiang Limeng's heart tightened.
"What do you want to do?" Jiang Limeng asked nervously.
The seven kittens said in unison: "Team leader, our admiration for you is as magnificent as the sea, endless, and like the stars in the sky, too many to mention, in short, we are five bodies to you, from now on you point to the east and we will never go west, even if we ask us to buy a cone for you, we are willing to go to the soup for you."
When Jiang Limeng heard this, he quickly licked another blueberry-flavored cone.
"Which of you is going to buy me another cone, I still want to eat it." Jiang Limeng asked.
"I'm ......," the seven kittens raised their paws to sign.
Holding the cone in both hands, Jiang Limeng didn't know who to refer to.
Ye Xun of the 10,000-year-old diving clan regretted that he had missed a chance, and he must not make a mistake for a second chance and let this kind of thing happen again.
Ye Xun said, "I'll make two cones."
Everyone was speechless for a moment.
Yu Ying disdainfully "cut" and said, "I'll make three cones."
"Five, five cones." A delicate voice said.
"Six, six cones." The anonymous man said with 6 fingers outstretched.
Jiang Limeng presided: "Six once, six second, six second once, does anyone want to add one?"
Zhang Ye walked out of the crowd slowly, put his hands behind his back, and said majestically: "Don't fight, I'll take it all."
Jiang Limeng looked at Zhang Ye and said with satisfaction: "Good man, he is really a good young man of the motherland."
Zhang Ye, who is in his thirties, has a big belly and a slightly bald head, and walks out of the black cat group to run a company.