On the morning of September 4, 2008, I was making up for the nightclub I had missed last night, when suddenly my phone rang like a devil, and I was pulled back to reality from the arms of a beautiful woman. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.infoTM, who called so blindly, actually disturbed Lao Tzu's spring dream that has not been encountered for thousands of years. I picked up the phone, my eyes didn't open, and I yelled angrily, "Who? ”

"Dongfang Xu, what are you doing?" The voice of the wedding host Cao Yu came from the phone.

I calmed down and said, "Sleep, what's wrong?" ”

"I was in a car accident, come to the traffic police brigade to help me pay the ticket."

Damn, this kid always likes to fly cars, now it's okay, he hit it again, and he has to help him wipe his ass, it's really careless to make friends. I hung up the phone, quickly got dressed, took two thousand yuan from the drawer, took the car keys, rushed out of the rental house, took the elevator down to the basement, and drove my Beijing Hyundai ix35 to the traffic police brigade.

I walked into the compound of the traffic police team, Cao Yu was standing at the door waiting for me, I ran up and asked, "Cao Yu, what's the matter with you?" ”

Cao Yu sighed and said, "Alas, I crashed someone's electric car, and they asked for compensation." ”

I walked into the house with Cao Yu, and saw a middle-aged lady sitting on the chair, her face full of anger, she looked at Cao Yu fiercely, and looked at me again.

A young traffic policeman said: "Cao Yu, that eldest sister wants 3,000 yuan, you can do it." ”

Cao Yu shouted: "Comrade policeman, it won't cost 3,000 to buy a new electric car, she is obviously asking for a sky-high price." ”

The lady stood up fiercely and said, "Fortunately, I went to the bathroom, otherwise I would have been hit and killed by this kid of yours, and I haven't asked you for mental damages!" ”

Cao Yu said: "If you don't go to the bathroom, I won't be able to hit your electric car!" Eldest sister, I am also a poor person, and there are many people in my family waiting for me to make money, can you pity me? ”

Damn, this kid can really fool. His father is a big contractor, and he can earn more than one million a year; And he is the wedding host, how can he make a small 100,000 yuan a year, he actually said that he is a poor man.

The lady said, "Boy, you don't talk nonsense, and lose money immediately, or I will detain your car." ”

"Eldest sister, it's the guy I eat, you detain it, you let my whole family drink the northwest wind?"

"You don't cry poor, your outfit is worth hundreds of dollars, don't try to lie to me."

I didn't expect this lady's eyes to be really poisonous, and she actually said that the price of Cao Yu's clothes was not bad at all, it seems that she is really not simple.

Cao Yu explained pitifully: "Eldest sister, I lost my mother when I was three years old and my father when I was seven years old, and my grandparents raised me with a handful of and urine!" I finally got a job, but I didn't have the money to buy a car, so I begged my grandfather to tell my grandmother to rent such a car. In order to see people decently, I knelt on the ground and kowtowed to rent a set of clothes from others, eldest sister, can you really bear to ask for money from a poor person like me? ”

The traffic policeman couldn't listen anymore, he put down the pen in his hand, and said, "Cao Yu, do you want me to hire a musician for you to play erhu accompaniment?" ”

Cao Yu pretended to have an aggrieved expression: "Comrade policeman, what do you mean by this?" Do you think I'm acting? ”

The traffic police said: "I have seen a lot of people like you, you immediately hand over the money to the eldest sister, if you mess around again, I will have someone revoke your driver's license and make you unable to drive for three years." ”

I hurriedly relieved Cao Yu and said, "Comrade policeman, my friend is joking, don't take it seriously." ”

The traffic policeman said: "Okay, you pay the money immediately." ”

Cao Yu took out a thousand yuan, took my two thousand yuan and stacked it, put it on the table, and said angrily: "I'm unlucky, I met such a slanderous person." ”

The lady yelled, "What do you say? ”

Cao Yu opened his eyes and shouted: "Damn, I've paid all the money, what else do you want?" ”

I forcibly dragged Cao Yu out of the traffic police brigade and sat in the car, Cao Yu was still chattering and scolding, I persuaded: "Dude, don't scold, the money is out, what's the use of scolding?" ”

Cao Yu took a few deep breaths and said calmly: "Dude, you have done me a great favor today, I will invite you to a good place tonight." ”

I was a little curious: "What place?" ”

Cao Yu smiled evilly: "You'll know when you go." ”

In the afternoon, Cao Yu called downstairs in my Ping'an community and said, "Dude, hurry down, I'll take you to a new place." ”

"OK, right away." I locked the door, took the elevator downstairs, sat in the passenger cab of Cao Yu's Audi, fastened my seat belt, and said, "You are really fast enough to repair the car, and the car that was miserable in the morning will be as new as new so soon." ”

Cao Yu said: "The current 4S shop has first-class technology, as long as you are willing to spend money in it, repairing the car is not a matter of minutes!" ”

We came to the outside of the Golden Throat KTV, Cao Yu shook his head and said, "Let's go in!" ”

I said disdainfully, "So you want to bring me to sing, I thought it was a new place!" ”

Cao Yu said: "You must have never been to this place, there are beautiful women in it, there are a lot of services, and you will have endless aftertaste." ”

After listening to Cao Yu's introduction, I felt creepy, he didn't bring me to Fireworks Alley, I couldn't stand that kind of woman the most.

I followed Cao Yu into room 28, which was full of handsome guys and beautiful women, who were drinking and partying, and when they saw me and Cao Yu coming, they greeted us one after another.

Cao Yu clapped his hands and shouted, "Students, let me introduce you to a new friend." This is my iron buddy Dongfang Xu, who sings quite well, and I will bother you to take care of me in the future. He introduced me to his classmates again.

It turned out that this was Cao Yu's class reunion, and he deliberately brought me to meet them and create interpersonal relationships for me. I've been doing it for a long time, but I'm still thinking too much, I'm ashamed!

A beautiful woman with an excellent figure and perfect appearance came over and took the initiative to talk to me: "Handsome guy, since you are a singer, then sing two songs for everyone!" ”

Everyone was coaxed, and I couldn't spoil their fun, so I sang two love songs.

The beautiful woman asked me to sing a song with her, and I agreed.

After singing, they proposed to carry out a drinking order, play truth or dare, and after getting everyone's consent, Cao Yu picked up an empty wine bottle, put it on the coffee table and turned it around, and the mouth of the bottle stopped at the place where the beautiful woman was sitting. Everyone let the beauties choose, and she chose the truth.

A fat young man asked bitterly: "Liu Xiaoling, have you ever had a relationship with Cao Yu?" ”

The beauty hesitated for a moment and muttered, "Hmm...... There were. Then he lowered his head.

The fat boy turned the bottle and pointed it at me, and I took the risk to avoid them asking strange questions. The fat guy asked me to drink a bottle of wine in one go, but I excused myself and said I couldn't do it, and a large group of them asked me to kiss Liu Xiaoling for three minutes.

I glanced at Liu Xiaoling in embarrassment, she waited for my reaction in surprise, and I quibbled, "This is too much, right?" ”

Another beauty said, "Choose one of the two." If you don't kiss Liu Xiaoling, you drink. ”

Liu Xiaoling retorted: "Zhu Dan can say so much, it's better to let her kiss Dongfang Xu." ”

Everyone shouted for a while, and Liu Xiaoling took the initiative to come over and kiss me. I was stunned by her actions, I didn't expect her to be so open-minded.

Playing wildly in the middle of the night, I was really sleepy, and said to Cao Yu: "Old Cao, I'll go to the bathroom." ”

Cao Yu waved his hand and said, "Go!" ”

I walked out of room 28 and headed to the bathroom, where I met many young couples kissing in the hallway. I shook my head and went into the bathroom. When I came out, I saw Liu Xiaoling squatting in the corridor, and I stepped forward and asked with concern, "Beauty, are you okay?" ”

Liu Xiaoling waved her hand and said, "It's okay." She seemed to be drunk, stood up and leaned against the wall, looked at me with confused eyes and asked, "Dongfang Xu, do you have a girlfriend?" ”

I laughed, "No." ”

She waved her hand and said, "Will you take me home?" ”

I was embarrassed to say, "This ...... All right! ”

I helped Liu Xiaoling out of KTV, blocked a taxi, came to Unit 3 of Fu'an Community, paid the fare, took Liu Xiaoling into the elevator, and went up to the fifth floor. Liu Xiaoling took out the key, opened the door, and I helped her into the house and gently placed her on the bed.

Liu Xiaoling said: "Dongfang Xu, pour me a glass of water!" ”

I ran out to get a glass of water for her, and by the way I observed the environment in the house, but I didn't expect Liu Xiaoling to live in a big house with three bedrooms and one living room by herself. I handed her the water and asked, "Sister Liu, do you live alone?" ”

She smiled strangely, "Of course." She took a few sips of water, put a transparent cup on the bedside table, and asked, "Dongfang Xu, how old are you?" ”

"23 years old. What about you? ”

"27 years old."

"Sister Liu, I'm leaving."

She stood up suddenly, hugged me by the back, and cried: "Dongfang Xu, I'm so lonely, so scared, everyone refuses to pay attention to me, I don't understand my bitterness, please don't leave me tonight, don't leave me alone, okay?" ”

My heart beat faster in an instant, and I felt very sorry for this woman, and my mood was extremely complicated.