"You're not going to end well! Ren family, Ren family to die! The death of the Ren family is for you to see! You're all shameless! The death of the Ren family makes you happy! You are so vicious! The Ren family is going to die! ”

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Xiao Liangjing took out his mobile phone from the bedside in a daze.

Three eighteen.

She hung up decisively.

"You're not going to end well! Ren family, Ren family to die! The death of the Ren family is for you to see! You're all shameless! The death of the Ren family makes you happy! You are so vicious! The Ren family is going to die! ”

－_－|||It's annoying.

Little kite: I think I want to break your wings.

She turned on the speakerphone and connected to the phone.

Ji Yuan's panic contained an unconcealable excitement and excitement, these contradictory and complex emotions were mixed together, and they came to her face through the phone: "Niangniang, I am with the forbidden master now!" Forbidden Master is going to drive now! We're going to your house right now! ”

WTF！

What the heck!

Xiao Liangjing looked at his phone, three twenty, three twenty! Although it is summer, the sky is always bright early, but at 3:20, whether from the perspective of common sense judgment or geographical knowledge, it is now early in the morning, not even early in the morning!

"Mother, get up quickly!"

……

Xiao Liangjing's mind was full of "three points twenty".

Why do I get up at 3:20?

Why should I get up at 3:20!

3:20......

The dying sick sat up in shock, smiled and asked where the guest came from!

Xiao Liangjing sat up with a "poof" sound, what did Ji Kite say to himself just now? Did she say that she was with the forbidden master now and was coming over soon? Xiao Liangjing grabbed his mobile phone, a missed call and a received call from Ji Kite, and a short message from Gao Ban.

"AM03:15, From Forbidden Master: I'll leave the company for your house at half past three, and if you haven't gotten up when I arrive, then you'll be ready to wait for a career change."

！！！！！！

Xiao Liangjing was so frightened that his chest was about to fall to the ground.

The distance from the location of Best Entertainment's company to his place of residence is very close, more than three o'clock in the morning, no traffic jams, no rush hour, if there are no aliens to take him away, then the road is unimpeded, at most half an hour to arrive.

Whoa, she doesn't want to die yet.

Xiao Liangjing rushed into the bathroom, and she saw herself in the mirror of the bathroom, with two bright black circles under her eyes, -_-|||At more than ten o'clock last night, before I had time to start fighting the last boss An Lushan, Zhaoshi Lone Lamp only said that there was something important to deal with and quit the game crookedly, and after a while, the song left in the middle of the night and quickly went offline and retreated, leaving a group of people, Sabi the same, you look at me, I look at you, and finally the seven-colored fish tofu made her love affair, that is, Mu Chaoge, the head of the second regiment of the second regiment next door, opened a trumpet of fish tofu Qi Chun to command.

The rhythm of each dungeon command is different.

Because everyone is different.

This affected the breathing rhythm of the other group members to a certain extent.

Like what.

The rhythm of the command of the lone lamp is: "One-two-three-four, two-two-three-four, three-two-three-four, do it again." ”

And Mu Chaoge's conducting rhythm is: "One! Two! Three! Four! Two! Two! Three! Four! Three! Two! Three! Four! Again! Come! One! Times! ”

Shenxiu had a secret chat with himself.

Whenever he is commanding according to the lone lamp in the world, he is relatively calm, he can see six ways, listen to all directions, have a wide field of vision, and is suitable for output in a normal state.

And when Mu Chaoge was conducting, his emotional wave was uncertain, and he was excited.

"Little bells! Although you are a thousand flowers! But you're not a flower with 10,000 skills! So you've been staring at An Lushan! Your DPS won't hit the head wolf from across the mountain! ”

"Yi Hanqiu, you move! Your WSAD keys are still alive, take a look! The little wolf cub is you! You move! Move! As a milk, you were actually bitten to death by a little wolf cub, you are simply a betrayal of the treatment! ”

"Brother De, you pull An Lushan! You can't do it! Shenxiu broke through the void with a sword, how can you continue to love An Lushan! ”

"Shenxiu, stop! A few less hits and you're still number one! Come, follow my rhythm and gaze at An Lushan! Yes, that's the rhythm, hold on, hold on for thirty seconds! Others are violently out! ”

"Ahh

"Tofu curd!"

"Huh?"

"Baby~ When I finish fighting An Lushan, I'll set off fireworks for you~ Let's go to Wanhua or go to Jianfeng?"

"Infinite Mountain, Snake of the Brush."

"Tofu curd is tofu curd, and setting off fireworks is also so thoughtful, Mo Mo Da~"

“……”

As a single dog, Xiao Liangjing felt that he was going to be blinded by two people who showed affection in a fancy way.

An Lushan was pushed.

Sho Kuroide.

After the pursuit, it was still black.

So after An Lushan finished fighting, he only shot less than 30,000 gold.

Part of it was because Xiao Liangjing took a pair of streamlined pants that An Lushan's internal power attack hit, which contributed 1W gold, but after she bid, Shenxiu's secret chat was "ding-ding" and gray.

[When I was a child, I was cute] whispered: Are you a bad pen? The garbage pants shoot too.

You whispered to [cute when I was a child]: No.

[When I was a child, I was cute] whispered: Don't you know that pants are garbage?

You whispered to [cute when I was a child]: I don't know.

[When I was a child, I was cute] whispered: Now you know?

You whispered to [cute when I was a child]: Got it.

[When I was a child, I was cute] whispered: I said to Mu Chaoge that I made a mistake!

You quietly said to [cute when I was a child]: Forget it, don't talk about it.

[When I was a child, I was cute] whispered: !!!!!!

You whispered to [cute when I was a child]: I don't think it's easy for you either.

[When I was a child, I was cute] whispered: -_-|||Do you have a Master?

You whispered to [cute when I was a child]: Yes.

[When I was a child, I was cute] whispered: In the future, be filial to your master, I can teach you like this, he is no longer a bad pen, but a retard, and you don't take good care of him, it's really undeserved.

You whispered to [cute when I was a child]: Actually, I also think he has a brain problem.

You whispered to [cute when I was a child]: Otherwise, how can you run away with someone at a young age, what if you are deceived.

[When I was a child, I was cute] whispered: Your master...... How big?

You whispered to [cute when I was a child]: My master has a partner! You don't want to hook up with him.

[When I was a child, I was cute] whispered: I was wrong.

You whispered to [cute when I was a child]: It's still a good boy to change your mistakes.

[When I was a child, I was cute] whispered: It is not wise to let a brain-dead take care of a mentally retarded, in mathematics it is negative and negative is positive, but the reality is that it will only die in the second and second classes.

……

Then he began to educate himself deeply.

The theme is about the importance of the P key on the keyboard and the importance of identifying the best equipment garbage, and you can't just treat money as money just because you have money, so this profound and rich connotation lasted for a full fifteen minutes!

Again! Stinking! Again! Long!

It's enough to eat a bowl of Yangchun noodles by yourself.

It's still the one with chopped green onions and beaten eggs.

It is said that he does not have wheat now, so he cannot go to Crooked to guide himself in pro-friend and good way.

Luckily, there is no wheat.

Otherwise, I will be drowned by Yangchun noodles.

In the end, when I was a child, I accepted myself as a pro-apprentice in order to tie the knot.

[When I was a child, I was cute] whispered: When the third brother comes back, your gemstone money will be returned to you, I promise.

[When I was a child, I was cute] whispered: Before that, you have to follow me to learn how to be a god.

[When I was a child, I was cute] whispered: Apprentice, I will take you to see the beautiful scenery of this river and lake.

You whispered to [Ke Meng when I was a child]: Before I knew that the last master ran away with someone, I also thought that I could also see the beauty of this river and lake.

……

Xiao Liangjing was trapped in memories and couldn't extricate himself.

If the forbidden master is also like Shenxiu......

She woke up with a spirit, every time she jumped into the figure of the forbidden master in her mind, she always felt that her internal organs were cold, Xiao Liangjing quickly washed her face and brushed her teeth, and then found a pair of panda eyes that were lightly applied to her lower eyelids to hide the stark and incomparably bright panda eyes.

Then she changed her clothes and sat on the couch in the living room, quietly waiting for death (crossed out...... The arrival of the high ban.

"Oh, people have been here for a long time~ You guys miss the Ren family! Hey, people have been here for a long time~ You guys miss the Ren family......"

Xiao Liangjing picked up the phone heavily.

"Go downstairs, in three minutes."

“……”

Gao Ban hung up the phone, and the phone clearly showed that the current time was 3:47.

Xiao Liangjing walked out of the room speechless and with dull eyes.

Downstairs.

Get in a high-forbidden car.

"We're going to Jing Yuxiu."

！！！！！！

WTF！

What the heck!

"You should know that he hates you, and I didn't mean to send you to your death." Gao Ban started the car and said without looking back, "Send you over, he will sentence you to a suspended death sentence at most." ”

“……”

Xiao Liangjing wrote a sentence on the tablet and aimed it in the rearview mirror: "Can I not die?" ”

"Jing Yuxiu has been doing public welfare activities in the United States for more than 20 years, and has taught many blind and deaf people to learn sign language, and the effect is very good, so if you follow him to learn sign language, you can be blind to death. This is the advice of the goddess, she specially called me across the ocean to tell me, let you follow Jing Yuxiu to learn, the goddess's arrangement is always the best. ”

Goddess, why did you make such a decision?

Is it bad to spend a honeymoon in peace?

"I'll send you directly to the hotel where he's staying in a moment......"

Ji Yuan clenched her fists angrily, with a hint of grievance in her voice: "Gao Dong, you can't let Niangniang sell her body!" ”

"The next room."

？？？

"By the way, Jing Yuxiu's mother is very admiring of Chinese culture, so Jing Yuxiu grew up eating Chinese food, I have already said hello to the hotel, you can use the kitchen as you like, you must make a delicious and nutritious breakfast for Jing Yuxiu." Gao Ban grinned, his teeth were very white, "Well done, you can change the sentence to life"

Xiao Liangjing seemed to see himself kneeling on the ground like a little maid two hours later, holding a delicious meal and shouting "master" to Jing Yuxiu.

~~o(>_<)o~~