Chapter 113: Perpetual motion machine

"Let go of me, let go of me, or I'll kill you!" Gu Yu was still screaming loudly. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info However, after suffering so many losses, the female ghost did not dare to pounce on Huang Xu. Waving only his hands, ten long nails glistening.

Although Huang Xu's shovel hitting himself can't cause any damage, he can be beaten into a dog, for a woman...... No, for female ghosts, the image is too bad and hurts self-esteem.

Hearing Gu Yu's threat, Huang Xu laughed in his heart and said, "Kill me, kill me, don't want to go out!" Also, can you kill me? ”

Yes, Huang Xu is not a lie. This dimensional space has been completely integrated with itself. If he had three longs and two shorts, this small world would also be completely zeroed, turning into a singularity like the Big Bang, and everything in the space would be completely annihilated in an instant.

Female ghosts are condensed from pure energy bodies, and they are naturally more sensitive to energy than tangible creatures, so they will definitely feel this.

Gu Yu's expression changed, and he stopped roaring: "Fellow Daoist, I will not be reincarnated if I live or die in the world." In the past 70 years, I have also met a lot of ghost-hunting cultivators, but I have never met a person as skilled as you, admire! I can't kill you, and I can't do anything about you. However, you are such a clever senior master, and you use such means to deal with me, a lonely ghost, are you not afraid of losing your identity? Also, I'm a woman, how can you be so ruthless? ”

Huang Xu shrugged his shoulders and stared at Gu Yu vigilantly, as long as she moved slightly, she would go out of the dimensional space: "Woman, look at your current appearance, are you still called a woman?" Look at your nails, they're long and black, they're full of mud and dirt, and they're dirty. No wonder you don't want you, Brother Fang, change me, how far away is it. Ugly! ”

"Brother Fang, Brother Fang......" The female ghost muttered, as if she was a little confused and a little confused. She stretched out her hands and looked at her nails and screamed in an earth-shattering voice, my nails, my nails.

In an instant, the long nails retracted, turning into a pair of delicate and feminine pairs.

"I can't be ugly, I can't let my big brother see what I look like now." The female ghost lowered her head and quickly arranged her hair against the puddles in the stone wilderness, if the ghost also had hair: "Brother Fang, do you think I'm beautiful?" How am I compared to that little slut? ”

"Haha, haha, cluck!" Suddenly, Gu Yu straightened up, laughed crisply, squinted at Huang Xu, and his eyes were full of hatred: "You deceive people, you deceive people, I am a beauty, I am a beauty." ”

"Neurotic!" Huang Xu instantly appeared behind the female ghost, and slapped her over with a shovel: "It's not so easy to get out." Grass mud horse, you have delayed the labor and management for a day. I still have crops waiting to be harvested in my field, whose experience points are lost? ”

I thought that there was a ghost in my dimensional space, and I would no longer be able to work in the future, and I would not be able to enjoy the happy time of vacation here. Evil fire surged in Huang Xu's heart: "You have to pay for this loss, I am in charge of my space." Since you have come in, you are a slave to labor. In the future, you have to help me with the farm work and harvest the wheat for me. If you behave well and make me happy, maybe I'll let you out. ”

Gu Yu screamed: "Don't think about it, don't think about it!" ”

Huang Xu didn't bother to pay attention to her anymore and left directly.

Coming out of the space, Huang Xu looked inside again, only to see that the female ghost was still walking inside without resting for a moment.

This Gu Yu, don't you know that you are tired?

That's right, she's a female ghost without a body, and she really doesn't know how to rest.

Hey, I'm a big man, and I don't seem to be very good at beating women.

Is a female ghost a woman, is it, isn't it?

After a busy day, Huang Xu was also tired, eating and sleeping.

When he woke up the next morning, Huang Xu looked inside again, and Gu Yu was still wandering inside, like a walking corpse.

This female ghost can't be suppressed and suppressed, and it can't be eliminated, it's really annoying.

Huang Xu has other things to do, and he really doesn't have time to rub shoulders with her anymore.

The greens and radishes have been harvested, and there is still some time before the harvest of the condensed vitality of the mountains and rivers, but the ground cannot be empty. You have to reclaim it first, and then buy some fertilizer to prepare.

Now Huang Xu really has nothing to plant, and plans to use wheat to deal with it first. Although the price of a commodity such as wheat is not as good as that of a cash crop, it can be digested in a large market and will not attract the attention of others. In addition, it can be planted on a large scale to gain experience points.

After the fertilizer is purchased, it is thrown into the fertilizer warehouse in the space.

The little brother who sells fertilizer recommended compound fertilizer to Huang Xu, and he has dealt with Huang Xu several times, and they are already familiar with each other.

Huang Xu said: "I have already bought nitrogen, phosphate and potassium fertilizers from you, which is enough, what is the use of buying compound fertilizers, what is the use of this thing/"

Yes, in fact, for Huang Xu, the things in the space can mature quickly, relying on the vitality of heaven, earth, mountains and rivers. Fertilizer is just an adjunct to mix and dilute the vitality of mountains and rivers.

The fertilizer brother smiled: "Big brother, you don't know, the effect of chemical fertilizer to increase production is indeed good." However, with long-term use, the land will be compacted. Generally speaking, after two years, you can use compound fertilizer to apply a piece in the ground as a base fertilizer. Rest assured, my compound fertilizer is all farmhouse fertilizer, which is very good for improving the soil. ”

Hearing him say this, Huang Xu thought so.

In fact, the land and soil in his dimensional space are still very poor, and it is overbearing to mix chemical fertilizers with the vitality of mountains and rivers, but the general fertility of the land is lost, and even desertification, so it is impossible to grow crops. Spells must also be combined with technology, and Taoism must also abide by the Basic Law.

I bought a ton of compound fertilizer from the fertilizer brother, put it on a big pickup truck, and dragged it to the suburbs.

Seeing that there was no one around, Huang Xu sucked the fertilizer into the space and put it into the fertilizer warehouse.

At this time, he casually glanced at the female ghost in red again.

The female ghost is still wandering aimlessly in the stone wilderness, and the more she looks at it, the more angry she becomes.

When you are angry, you want to fight ghosts.

Huang Xu took in a mouthful of compound fertilizer by the way and smashed it on the female ghost's head.

Naturally, it was a phantom that passed through the female ghost's body and fell to the ground. The compound fertilizer bag cracked, and the fertilizer inside was scattered all over the ground. This Gu Yu, sometimes the body condenses into substance, sometimes it is just a shadow, and I don't know what natural laws it is based on, so it is strange.

Compound fertilizer, green, ecological, environmental protection, after use, can restore the fertility of the soil, it sounds so high-tech, in fact, it is chicken manure, and there is no technical content.

After the chicken manure from the chicken farm is accumulated and fermented to kill the bacteria and parasites inside, it is put into the oven to dry, and after packaging, a bag of fresh compound fertilizer is baked.

Chicken manure is always chicken manure, and even if it doesn't smell any after drying, it can still be easily recognized.

Seeing the feces all over the ground, the female ghost screamed and quickly fled: "Don't, don't!" ”

"Hey, you're actually afraid of compound fertilizer, this thing is not black dog blood, what are you afraid of?" Huang Xu thought about it and immediately understood. Looking at Gu Yu's dress and conversation, if nothing else, she should have been everyone's lady at that time, and she was very trendy, otherwise she would not have gone to the new-style school of co-education, and she would not have performed civilized dramas on stage.

This kind of young lady from a big family, ten fingers do not stick to the spring water, when have you ever seen such a dirty thing as chicken manure.

At this moment, Huang Xu threw down a bag of compound fertilizer, and his heart must have collapsed.

Finally found the weakness of this female ghost, Huang Xu was overjoyed, and the idea of promoting narrowness arose in his heart. Immediately, he opened a bag of fertilizer, sucked it with his ability, and kept sprinkling it inside.

For a time, the black rain was everywhere, and the smell of farmhouse fertilizer was overwhelming.

Gu Yu shouted sharply: "Don't don't, don't, don't, fellow Daoist, spare your life, Daoist friend spare your life!" ”

After making trouble for a long time, Huang Xu felt that if he continued to sprinkle like this, the inside would really be polluted by fertilizer, so he stopped and laughed: "Demon, do you accept it." ”

The female ghost in red bowed to the ground: "Obey, obey." ”

"Will you still listen to me in the future?"

Gu Yu: "I am willing to listen to the Taoist friends." ”

Huang Xu was overjoyed and flashed into the space: "You get up, harvest my forty acres of wheat, thresh it, dry it, and put it in your pocket." ”

"Damn!" Gu Yu pounced on Huang Xu violently, and ten long nails poked at Huang Xu's heart.

But he grabbed a large ball of chicken manure in his hand.

The female ghost didn't care about finding Huang Xu's bad luck, and kept shaking her hands. As a result, he was hit by another piece of compound fertilizer.

After doing this again and again, Gu Yu finally gave up the idea of hurting Huang Xu.

Huang Xu sneered and pointed to the forty acres of golden wheat fields: "Demon, you don't have to have other thoughts, there are 10,000 ways for this immortal to make you annihilated." It's just that I sympathize with your life experience and pity the jade. Work, work, or I'm welcome. ”

"Yes, yes...... Fellow Daoist, I haven't done farm work before, so I don't know how to get it? The female ghost replied in a trembling voice.

"Oh, that's stupid! Wait. ”

Huang Shu took out the dimensional space, copied a video description of the use of agricultural machinery from the Internet, recorded it into the iPad, and threw it to Gu Yu: "Look at it yourself, and work when you learn it." If you make this immortal satisfied, it will be beneficial. Otherwise, I would throw a dung pit in every day, and build hundreds of his huts in it, so that people can taste the fireworks of the world. ”

"Yes, yes, I learn, I learn!"

After all, the female ghost is a female student in the Republic of China, and there is no problem with her IQ. After watching the video on the iPad several times, I tried to light the combine harvester and started working on the farm.

"Hey, what are you doing, the car is driving crookedly."

"Eh, my peach tree, be careful of my peach tree, you can't afford to break it."

……

"I'm so thirsty, I said, Miss Gu Yu, do you drink tea? Oh, I forgot, you don't need to eat, I'll burn some paper money for you later. ”

It was already the middle of the night, and the clumsy female ghost had not finished harvesting the forty acres of wheat.

The combine motor roars, and the light pierces the darkness.

Huang Xu also turned on the diesel generator, lit it up, waited, sat in the board room, drank green tea comfortably, and raised the horn from time to time to shout outside: "Labor creates man himself, and it is the decisive force for human survival and development." You, the young lady of the capitalist, need to work to transform your world outlook, outlook on life, and values. Labor, force, force to touch the soul! Don't be lazy! ”

The female ghost was silent.

It is estimated that he is completely speechless and helpless to Huang Xu, right?

Counting it, Gu Yu has been working in the field for three hours, and when all the wheat is harvested, it will take another hour, right?

In addition, the harvested wheat grains have to be spread on the ground to dry.

Huang Xu suddenly made an exciting discovery: the young lady of this big family in the Republic of China period didn't know how to be hungry or tired, and she would not be angry and wanted to increase her salary, set up a party group and a trade union, and would not lose money due to work-related injuries. With an order, you can keep doing it until the earth is barren.

Isn't this a perpetual motion machine?

The helper who works in the dimensional space has finally been found, and he only needs to be retrained.