Chapter 60: Sometimes Life Becomes a Joke
Seeing Ke Min grasping the jade bottle in his hand, with an excited look, Lu Li silently sat back on his chair. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½
"I'm going to give the rest to my mother and your mother to drink, so that they will also become young and beautiful." After speaking, he carefully stuffed the bottle of potpourri into his bag.
Stretched out his hand and stroked Lu Li's chin, looked at Lu Li who was in a daze, and said, "Little handsome guy, sit down, this queen is going to take you for a ride!" ā
After speaking, he slammed the accelerator and drove Diweilong forward.
The car entered Qinyuan and stopped at the garden gate of Lu Li's house, Ke Min hurriedly jumped out of the car, took out his mobile phone to call Du Mingzhu, and ran towards Lu Li's villa as if flying: "Mom, come to Lu Li's house, I have something good to share with you!" Hurry up! ā
Seeing that Ke Min was so excited that he directly forgot about his designated boyfriend, Lu Li couldn't help but shake his head happily.
He sat back in the driver's seat, slammed the accelerator, and drove out of Qinyuan and headed towards the Yunjian Nightclub.
When Lu Li walked into the Yunjian nightclub, the two sexy and beautiful welcome ladies pounced directly and kissed Lu Li's face before letting go of Lu Li shyly.
Seeing this, Lu Li was so frightened that he walked in, while reaching out to wipe the lipstick marks on his face, who knew that he hadn't taken a few steps, the lipstick marks had not been wiped off, and he happened to bump into Zhou Xiang, Zhou Xiang also screamed and pounced on him to take a sip, and boldly said in Lu Li's ear: "Brother Li, you pushed me tonight!" ā
When the waitresses saw it, they screamed and pounced on them one by one......
In the bathroom, Lu Li stood in front of the mirror in a daze, looking at the lipstick mark on his face in the mirror, more and more handsome, less and less like his own person, Lu Li was at a loss.
It turns out that being handsome is also a very troublesome thing.
At this time, Luo Ming also walked into the toilet, looked at Lu Li's sluggish expression, couldn't help but put his hand into his clothes, took out a tattered book from the belt, handed it to Lu Li, and said, "Brother Li, I can only help you get here!" ā
Lu Li frowned, and took the book with a look of disgust that still smelled of sweat on Luo Ming's body.
At first glance, damn, the title of the book is actually called "How Handsome People Get Along with People"!
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That night, several rich women and rich daughters, in order to compete for Lu Li to accompany them to drink, first made a fuss about chartering the venue.
In the end, several women actually fought and tore each other apart.
Distraught, Luli left the nightclub and drove aimlessly down the silent streets in a Bugatti Veyron.
He was so distraught tonight that he forgot to turn on the Dionysian special effects, and when he left the nightclub, he was already seven points drunk.
At this time, when the window was opened, the smell of alcohol suddenly surged, and he was so frightened that he hurriedly parked the car on the side of the road, stuck his head out, and vomited heavily.
Just then, a police car whizzed over.
Several traffic policemen jumped out of the car quickly and shone a flashlight on Lu Li, who was vomiting.
One of them sneered: "Dare to drag racing after drinking like this, I really don't know how to write dead words!" ā
"That's right, this kind of rich man, it's okay if he dies, I'm afraid that he will bump into passers-by, and cause others to follow the family unlucky!" Another traffic policeman followed.
After Lu Li finished vomiting, one of the traffic policemen came over with his nose: "Please turn off the engine and get out of the car immediately!" ā
Lu Li vomited, his heart was much more comfortable, all the depression and unhappiness in his heart, as if most of it was spit out of his stomach, and even his mind was much clearer.
Seeing that it was a traffic policeman, Lu Li hurriedly turned off the engine and jumped off.
When a traffic policeman saw him leave the car, he immediately came over and pushed Lu Li hard: "Give Lao Tzu to squat on the side." Scum like you, better lock you up! ā
Lu Li was pushed by him and almost fell.
He knew that these traffic policemen regarded him as a drunk and chaotic drag racer, and although he was a little annoyed, he silently walked to the side and squatted.
The traffic police opened the door and searched the car carefully to see if there were any contraband in the car.
A traffic policeman came over: "Take out your driver's license and show me." ā
Lu Li obediently took out his driver's license and handed it over.
The traffic policeman took a look, his face changed obviously, and he immediately walked over and looked at the driver's license with his companions.
After those traffic policemen saw it, their expressions changed.
The traffic policeman who pushed him snatched his driver's license, hurriedly walked over to Lu Li, and also squatted on the ground and said, "It turned out to be Brother Li, I misunderstood just now." ā
"Misunderstanding? I don't think there's any misunderstanding! Lu Li was almost awake at this time, and hurriedly said after hearing it.
When the traffic policeman heard this, he couldn't help but be anxious: "Brother Li, I'm really sorry, I shouldn't push you, I shouldn't enforce the law violently!" ā
"It's okay, it's my fault for drunk driving, you should be caught, and if you should be punished, I will resolutely obey!"
When the traffic policeman heard this, he thought that Lu Li was arguing with him, and he immediately panicked, so frightened that he stepped aside, and didn't even dare to speak.
One of the older traffic policemen came over with a breathalyzer and let Lu Li blow it. Then after looking at it, he said to Lu Li: "Although the alcohol content this time is exceeded, it is not very serious, for the sake of Brother Dong, we won't take it as an example, okay?" ā
This traffic policeman seems to be a leader, and he speaks with the majesty that a traffic police officer should have.
Lu Li shook his head: "This time I was really wrong, I still said the same thing, you should catch it, and punish it!" ā
The traffic policeman frowned when he heard this: "I didn't say it, for Brother Dong's sake, even if it is this time, you see that you are very sober now, and you also realize that you are wrong!" It's so late, hurry back! ā
After speaking, with a wave of his hand, he led the traffic police to the car.
Lu Li's heart suddenly felt very sad, he suddenly stood up like crazy and shouted: "If it weren't for Ke Zhendong, would you still do this to me!" ā
The traffic policemen stopped and glanced at Lu Li, and then got into the police car again, but they didn't drive away immediately, they all sat in the car and looked at Lu Li quietly.
Lu Li suddenly felt a little ridiculous, shook his head at the moment, and returned to his car. Slowly drove the car and galloped forward.
The police car followed him uncomfortably until he left the city, then turned around and left.
Lu Li drove the car, and the ghost came to the gate of Qinglian Mountain Park, and after parking the car, he turned on the Wind Fighting Immortal Technique, jumped over the gate of the park, and ran wildly towards the mountain.
After a while, he came to the dilapidated Taoist temple.
Slowly sat on the stone bench in front of the Taoist temple in a daze.
"Lu Daoyou, don't come unharmed!" Li Xiaoyao heard the movement, gently opened the two dilapidated doors, and walked out with a sleepy face.
"Daochang Li, I've been restless lately, so I've come here to disturb you!" Lu Li saw that Li Daochang didn't wake up, and said with a guilty face.
"People live for a lifetime, it is inevitable that sometimes they will lose themselves and will not be able to find their direction, just like when I was bent on refining the Immortal Divine Pill, but it was not until many years later that I realized that it was just a joke. People, sometimes living as a joke, but still enjoying themselves. It's not easy to keep a clear mind in your heart! ā