(The first time I recommended it, I shamelessly asked for 100 million collections and 1 billion recommendations!) ）

After the evening self-study, Ximen rushed to the Mustang Z4 and rushed towards Jinshan Garden at a gallop. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

Accelerating, shifting, braking, drifting, Xue Jingwen closed her eyes tightly in fright, and kept saying, "Slow down, slow down." ”

Ten minutes later, the car arrived at the entrance of the community, slowed down and drove in, and then accelerated again. Before and after the door of her villa, Ximen Chong opened the electronic lock.

Xue Jingwen took off her seat belt and was about to push the car door when she suddenly stopped, and looked at Ximen Chong with wide eyes: "How do you know the address of my house?" ”

"Didn't I send you back yesterday?"

"But, but I didn't say it yesterday!" Xue Jingwen lowered her head and pondered.

Ximen Chong said calmly: "You were so scared yesterday that you must have forgotten." ”

"Maybe! Come and pick me up tomorrow at seven o'clock. After Xue Jingwen finished speaking, she pushed the car door and walked down.

Simon rushed back to his home, turned on the computer, boarded the golden starting point, and crackled for three hours.

After he finished writing, he remembered the recommendation on "Bad Guy" today, so he looked at the data. Collect 2892, click 80629, more than 500 fans, the reward data is also good, the highest one rewarded 500 yuan.

Not bad!

He smiled and clicked on the book review, his face suddenly like that of a June child. Well, it's a June day, and the child's face changes when it is said.

The people who scolded him actually took up half of the book reviews!

This is not angry, but it is infuriating that there are many people greeting his relatives!

His uncle's!

Looking at the strange reasons, Ximen Chong was even more angry, and he directly wrote a long comment, adding refinement, and putting it at the top.

For the praise, he swept it and replied one by one if he had doubts.

At this time, I saw a person named Zhang Xiaofan asking for a trick, smiled, and replied: "The trick is exempt, seven months later, the protagonist of the second book of Wildfire, the name will be yours, and he will do what he says." ”

Seven months later, "Bad Guy" is almost over, and when the time comes, I will write the masterpiece "Zhu Xian".

The next day, after Zhang Xiaofan returned to the office, he turned on the computer and saw the author's reply, and he was in a good mood, and he rewarded 500 with his hand.

After he replied, he saw the post that the author pinned to the top in the comment area, and hurriedly clicked to read it.

Topic: "To those who curse in the book review section"

It reads as follows:

"I'm really lucky to be here.

It's true.

When your mother was pregnant with you, she had a car accident almost every month, and finally, you were born in the sixth month.

Then your dad threw people away, took the placenta home and raised it, and so there was you.

Unfortunately, when you were just growing into a human form, you accidentally fell from the eighth floor.

Well, it's your face, the ground that hits first.

Because you are thick-skinned and taller than an eight-story building, you are lucky to survive again.

From the time you were born to the present, your father has 10,000 impulses to strangle you, and your mother has only 9,999 times.

It really takes a lot of courage for you to survive.

It's true.

Even if you are willing to use toilet paper for others, people still think that your paper is soft and dirty your fingers, the paper is hard, and you bruise your fart. Share.

You look like this, to be honest, you are not even qualified to be a negative textbook.

That, do you know negative infinity?

That's right, you represent the ultimate in negative infinity.

Of course, you still have advantages.

For example, your figure.

Because your mother is a concave breast, you have been malnourished since you were a child, plus you have no heart and lungs, and your weight is very light.

Every time it was windy, your mother untied your puppy's rope and put it around your neck to lead you, for fear that you would be blown away by the wind.

Let's talk about your IQ, in a word, it's an index with your mother's bust.

Finally, to sum up your life, it is just eight words.

The absurdity of life, the wreckage of death. ”

After Zhang Xiaofan finished reading it, he almost laughed, and then looked at the following post, almost the same expression as himself.

"No, I'm laughing and crying, there is really a way for wildfire and grass to scold people, Lao Tzu won't say anything, and the reward is full of powder!"

"Rub rub! Looking at the book of wildfire, there is no literary atmosphere in it, except for the irritability of chicken blood. But this passage is too elegantly written! ”

"I'm not lame, am I? Upstairs actually said elegant! This post, although there is not a single dirty word, is it full of swearing, okay? ”

“……”

Classic, what a classic!

He admired the five-body throw to the ground, and decisively forwarded it to the flying pigeon space.

While "Bad Guy" is spreading rapidly, Ximen Chong is leisurely studying in class.

After receiving Xue Jingwen in the morning, she gave him the key to the store on the Happy Moment KTV. After reading in the morning, he had breakfast with Yang Yingxue and Chang Mei in great harmony. The days seem to be on the right track, and although there is a plan to destroy Chen at night, he does not need to come forward.

From the time he crossed over to this, Ximen Chong felt as if he was busy like a dog every day, and he didn't even have the time to breathe. Now, I can finally live a simple high school life.

He stretched comfortably, but before he finished playing, a group of panicked movements suddenly came from outside the door.

As soon as the students of Class 9 raised their heads when they heard the sound, they suddenly saw a boy they didn't know walking to the door in a panic, panting heavily, and said breathlessly: "No, it's not good, there is a girl who wants to ...... Who's going to jump off a building...... Who is close to the dormitory, can it not ...... I can bring a quilt and put it on the ...... Pad underneath. ”

The students were taken aback, and one of them exclaimed, "Where?" ”

This problem is a key point, if you jump in these teaching buildings with up to 4 floors, you don't have to go back to carry your life, one down jacket per person is enough.

Even if she jumps off the building, she can catch it unscathed unscathed.

The student pointed to the back and said, "Administration...... ...... of the floor Rooftop! ”

"I'll take the test!"

"The administration building has a total of 12 floors!"

The students in the class immediately panicked, Yang Guokui stood on the stage and said sharply: "Hurry up and save people!" ”

After he finished speaking, the boys ran out first.

In these boring, boring, monotonous, empty years, even a small bird or moth that accidentally breaks into the classroom will catch the attention of the whole class, and the resulting topic may go on for a whole day.

Not to mention such a big thing as jumping off a building!

About half of the students in Class 9 are day students and the other half are boarding students. In winter, there are many mattresses, which are basically used by one person, and two people can't hold them.

Chang Mei's family is out of town, and she usually lives in school, Yang Yingxue planned to go with her to hug the quilt, but when she turned her head, her eyes swept to Ximen Chong, and she saw him leaning against the wall behind him like a second uncle, playing with his mobile phone with Erlang's legs.

She snorted lightly and said, "Ximen Chong, no one is looking for your help, right?" ”

As soon as she finished speaking, she had already thought of this person who was "good" to the extreme, except for Liu Huashan, he really had no friends. She was afraid of hurting the other party's heart, so she hurriedly said: "You go with me to hug Changmei, we two girls don't have so much strength." ”