Chapter 1: Falling off the list is cold to a thousand people, and the reeds are legendary
The "sauna day" in the small mountain village came earlier than usual, and the humid and sultry air soaked the whole mountain village, and everything in the mountain village seemed to be silent because of the unbearable stuffiness, but the Zhizhi on the treetops did not slack off because of the "sauna", and tirelessly screamed non-stop. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
Liu Xiaole was lying on the sweat-soaked sticky sheets, tossing and turning, and a message came from the next room, "My hometown lives in this ......." The theme music, the outside knew and screamed non-stop, Liu Xiaole irritably picked up the pillow and wrapped the whole head.
"It's annoying!" Liu Xiaole cursed.
"Xiaole~! Today's college entrance examination results are out, you go to school in the afternoon to check the score~! "From the next room came the voice of my mother's urging.
"Don't go~! I can't pass the test anyway~! Liu Xiaole replied impatiently.
I heard that the sound of the TV in the next room was quiet, and then there was the sound of putting on shoes and going to the ground, and a few seconds later, Liu's mother opened the door curtain and said unhappily: "How did you do it, you have to go and see if you can't pass the test, what if you accidentally cross the score line?" ”
Liu Xiaole stretched his waist and said, "Mom, what a disaster!" ”
Hearing that, Liu's mother's face darkened and said, "Why are you so ignorant, your father died early, ...... early."
Liu Xiaole hurriedly stopped: "Okay, okay, don't say it, I'll go, I'll go." ”
Liu Xiaole jumped out of bed, picked up a pair of flip-flops, turned out the wrinkled and somewhat miserable admission ticket from the drawer, and walked towards the direction of the school.
Liu Xiaole, the protagonist of the story, died in an accident when he was 2 years old, his mother took him out of the capital and lived in seclusion in a mountain village in Northern Province. And this also makes this poor boy often fantasize that one day in the capital he happened to meet his "wild father" who had been separated for many years and had tens of millions of family properties, or something wild, and then became a poor "rich second generation" with only money left.
The ideal is very plump, but the reality is a little "skinny", Liu Xiaole is really poor now, and only 10 yuan in his pocket is left~~~ This money is still the cost of traveling to and from school.
Walking through the reeds, the sound of a toad croaking in the pond came from time to time, Liu Xiaole picked up a stone and slammed it towards the place where the cry came from, "Shut up~!" ”
The screaming stopped abruptly, and the unfortunate toad became a victim of Liu Xiaole's unhappiness in his heart.
At this time, the loudspeaker of the village head radio station squeaked and squeaked a few busy sounds, followed by the audition of "huhuhu, hey, hey, hey", and after that, the voice of Li Laowu, the old accountant of the village, came out.
"Old ladies of the Wang family, old ladies of the old Wang family, your baby is lost, come to the village radio station immediately after hearing the broadcast."
"Old ladies of the Wang family, old ladies of the old Wang family, your baby is lost, come to the village radio station immediately after hearing the broadcast."
In the end, he added a sentence quite emotionally: "Don't worry about playing mahjong every day." ”
Listening to such a radio with local characteristics, Liu Xiaole laughed, although this kind of broadcast with three vulgar colors informed Liu Xiaole that he had long liked to see it, but every time he heard it, he couldn't help but laugh.
didn't take a few steps, there was a sudden roar of the engine behind him, no need to look, Liu Xiaole knew that this must be the village chief Bai Laoer's Songhua River who didn't know how many hands to pour, don't look at this car Hanqi, but this is already a "luxury car" level in this small mountain village, and it is not an exaggeration to swagger through the market on this Songhua River.
And Liu Xiaole is most concerned about not this Songhua River, but the owner of this Songhua River, oh no, it is the daughter of the owner of this Songhua River, Bai Erni.
Bai Erni, whose name is Bai Jieyu, is the second daughter of Bai Lao Er, the same age as Liu Xiaole, but people have a background, from "don't take bean bags for dry food, don't take village cadres for improper cadres" It can be concluded that Bai Erni is indeed "quite a deep background" in this small mountain village, although it is not considered "Miao Honggenzheng", but the "second generation of officials" is still barely on the top.
Its Ama Bai is also a farmer entrepreneur, with a scale of 3 people in the plastic bag printing factory, plus people are impeccable, born beautiful, in the countryside, but not contaminated with the rustic atmosphere of the countryside, giving people a feeling of mud and not stained, set the big beauty, the second generation of officials, the second generation of the rich halo in one, although not yet graduated, but has been the east of the village Liu Moumou, the west of the village Zhang Moumou missed.
People have seven emotions and six desires, so of course palace-level characters will also become Liu Xiaole's "imaginary enemy" when he is willing to be lewd. ”
The car stopped, the window slowly shook open with a creaking and screeching sound, and Erni poked her head out and said, "Xiaole, are you going to school?" ”
"Yes, yes."
"Just so I'm going too, stop by and get in the car~!"
"Well, you're welcome. ~”
Liu Xiaole took a lot of effort to pull the cars away, got into the car, and greeted Bai Lao Er: "Uncle, your car door is oiled." ”
I heard that Bai Lao Er came to his senses: "I said why this door is getting tighter and tighter, and I thought that the bearing inside was broken, but it turned out that there was a lack of oil." ”
Liu Xiaole joked: "Your car can't be equipped with bearings, so give your car bearings?" The manufacturer will not have to pay for it when it leaves the factory. ”
Bai Lao Er glared at Liu Xiaole, stepped on the clutch, and with a hum, he drove in the direction of the county seat.
Liu Xiaole sat back beside Bai Jieyu, and Bai Jieyu said, "How is it, do you have confidence?" ”
Liu Xiaole smiled: "Hey, what confidence do you have, I am naturally immune to learning, and the list is equivalent to falling off the list for me, on the way to study, I, at most, am a passerby, if it weren't for my old lady who asked me to come over and have a look, I wouldn't be too lazy to bother with that." ”
Bai Jieyu just nodded absent-mindedly, looking very nervous.
Maybe it's Ah Q's spirit, Liu Xiaole feels much more comfortable now, no matter how you have superior conditions, you don't have to be nervous if you don't make the list, I, Liu Xiaole, am not afraid, I don't care about the southeast and northwest winds, I don't have this at all.
The car roars with the roar of Ferrari and the speed of the tractor drives slowly on the potholed and uneven national road, in fact, if you go on the highway, you only pass a toll gate, not to mention the road conditions, and the time can be saved a lot. As the saying goes, a driver who doesn't want to drag race is not a good driver, and Bai Laoer, who is a senior driver, is even more so, but when he arrived at the toll station, the toll collector glanced at the car like garbage, and threw out a sentence, "Scrapped cars are not allowed on the road~!" "It completely broke the heart of Bai Laoer, the old driver.
If the car does not turn on the "vibration mode" for 60 miles, Liu Xiaole is ready to go to the toll collector to theorize the theory, but the problem is, it really can't do it, if this car is up, there is a possibility of disintegration at any time, not to mention that other cars may also be hit by spare tires and other parts, lying down and shot.
After a while, the car roared and stopped at the door of the first middle school, attracting many students and parents to stop and watch, Liu Xiaole opened the car door, disdainfully glanced at the onlookers who did not know the truth, and helped Bai Jieyu down very gentlemanly, and after that, the two of them walked into the school under the surprised eyes of everyone.
The county school is very particular, although now it is all computer scores, but the school still pastes each student's grades with a big red paper, at this time everyone is gathered in a group, stretching their necks to see their results.
Bai Jieyu took a long breath and said, "Liu Xiaole will accompany me to take a look?" ”
Liu Xiaole didn't care and said: "If there's anything to see, just go and see yours." ”
Bai Jieyu said: "I'm a little nervous. ”
Liu Xiaole stretched his waist and said: "What is there to be nervous about, there are so many points, there are so many points for you to watch it or not"
Bai Jieyu said helplessly: "How can you have such words every day, if you can put half of your poor ability into studying, I think my aunt will have a lot of peace of mind." ”
Liu Xiaole said: "I don't want to be limited by those books, you see that I can write and speak now, isn't it good." ”
Bai Jieyu said unhappily: "You plan to stay in the village for the rest of your life?" Okay, ignore you, I'll go and see the results. ”
Liu Xiaole waved his hand lazily and said, "I wish you success~!" ”
After Bai Jieyu left, Liu Xiaole staggered towards his class, and met many classmates who came to see the results on the way, all of whom looked at Liu Xiaole with sympathetic eyes, Liu Xiaole didn't care, the grades were really nothing to him.
The head teacher was standing on the podium, doing well in the exam, encouragement, and consolation for failure, seeing Liu Xiaole who was hanging his child, the teacher was a little speechless, not because he didn't want to comfort him, but because he really didn't know how to comfort him.
The head teacher's surname is Sun, he is not very old, he teaches Chinese, he just graduated from college, he saw Liu Xiaole, waved his hand and shouted Liu Xiaole: "Xiaole, it's okay if the results are not satisfactory this time, continue next time." ”
Liu Xiaole smiled: "Hehe, thank you Teacher Sun for comforting, but I definitely don't have a next time." ”
As if Sun Zhi had expected this line, he shook his head and said, "I think you will say the same thing." ”
Liu Xiaole hey Xiaole, Sun Zhi took out a pen and said: "No matter what position you are engaged in in the future, no matter where you go, the most important thing is to do a good job, this pen is given to you as a souvenir, I wish you a successful career in the future~!." ”
Liu Xiaole took the pen, this was the only thing the teacher said to him calmly in the past few years of his schooling. Liu Xiaole was a little moved and said: "Teacher Sun, I will never forget you when I develop in the future~!" ”
Sun Zhi smiled: "Then it's decided~!" ”
Liu Xiaole said: "It's so decided~!" ”
After Liu Xiaole left, a few older teachers came over and said, "What are you doing with him, I think he will be the bottom of society in the future." ”
The teacher next to him also said: "Yes, no ability, no background, no money such a three-no product, it's not good to study, hey~~~"
Sun Zhi just smiled slightly and didn't speak.
On the way back, Liu Xiaole encountered those disdainful eyes the most, and the teachers either fell into the well or gloated, but Liu Xiaole was obviously immune to these for a long time, and he pointed at Qianfu coldly, bowing his head and being willing to fall off the list!
At this time, Bai Jieyu walked out in the crowd, her face changed from nervous, to a happy and satisfied expression, needless to say, Bai Jieyu must be "high school".
I heard that the happiest person is Bai Er, his mouth is already smiling, Liu Xiaole is still the same as a hanger, and he walked to Bai Jieyu and said, "Congratulations~!" ”
Bai Jieyu didn't take a stubble, and said, "The score line hasn't passed?" ”
Liu Xiaole waved his hand indifferently and said, "Well, it's normal." ”
Obviously, Bai Jieyu is talking about the minimum score line of the specialty, and Liu Xiaole naturally understands that if he wants to report, Peking University Tsinghua University is still no problem, but one is a blue bird and the other is the same party.
Bai Jieyu's helpless Yaoyao head.
On the way back, in order to vent the joy in his heart, Bai Lao Er had to try the high speed again, and sure enough, the toll collector in the county seat, although he also looked at the Songhua River in front of him with disdain, still handed the toll card to Bai Lao Er.
Released, Bai Lao Er was in such a cool mood, with a whin, accompanied by a huge roar, the Songhua River drove towards the main road like a cloud. Liu Xiaole clearly saw that at the moment when Bai Lao Er stepped on the accelerator, several high-speed policemen next to him showed a trace of hesitation on their faces.
The Songhua River roared loudly, speeding on the high speed, no, it should be watching other cars speeding by.
Liu Xiaole glanced sideways at the speed of the dashboard, 70 miles, "Uncle, you better slow down~!" ”
Bai Lao Er said: "It's okay, uncle has a bottom in his heart, don't worry, this car will be up for a while, at least 100." ”
I heard that Liu Xiaole was startled, to be honest, if this car changes the main driver's seat to a flush toilet and eats two catties of soybeans, the power safety is just right, and now, the speed of 65 miles per hour has been turned on in vibration mode, and 100 miles can only be turned on in disintegration mode, and the end point may be directly "back to my hometown".
"Don't don't, your speed is not slow, it fully proves that the toll collector was eye-catching before, let's just do it at this speed."
While speaking, a jujube red BMW X6 sped by, and it seemed that it should be more than 160 miles, and the crosswind generated by the speeding speed, the Songhua River walked a serpentine.
"X6, that's so handsome." Liu Xiaole looked at the BMW in the distance and sighed.
Bai Lao Er said: "This car looks atmospheric, it's not cheap, it's not 200,000?" ”
Liu Xiaole smiled and said: "Uncle, you should keep 200,000 yuan, and the minimum configuration of this car should start at 800,000." ”
"Good guy, just such an iron ga reaches 800,000?"
"It's 800,000~!" Liu Xiaole emphasized.
Bai Lao Er shook his head and said, "Hmph, what's more, isn't my Songhua River also on the highway?" ”
Liu Xiaole said helplessly: "Uncle, if you have to say so, these two cars are indeed the same in terms of use value." ”
Bai Lao Er rolled his eyes and said, "Isn't this enough, it's time to speed up when you do a good job." ”
Because of Liu Xiaole's height of 1.84 meters, he leaned back hard and let the chair lie down to relieve his curled legs, and by the way, feel the so-called push of Bai Lao Er.
Looking at the BMW X6 in the distance, Liu Xiaole sighed: "Hey, when will I be able to have such a car." ”
Bai Jieyu said: "You, don't think." ”
Liu Xiaole was dissatisfied: "Why do I think about it? ”
Bai Jieyu said: "If you want to buy it, you can go back and study hard, I don't know what is Yan Ruyu in the book, and there is a golden house in the book?" ”
Liu Xiaole snorted: "I said, you little girl, you haven't gone to college yet, so you educated me?"
Bai Jieyu said: "I don't know if education is not education, I only know, if you do this again, my aunt will be angry." ”
Liu Xiaole spread his hands and said, "Hey, she's just like that, it'll be fine after a while." ”
Bai Jieyu said: "Xiaole, are you going to mess around like this?" ”
Liu Xiaole turned his head and said: "Mix, what is mixing, I'm ready to go out to work, the world is so big, I have to go and see~!" ”
Bai Jieyu took a breath of talk and said: "I said Xiaole, how do you do one thing at a time, if you use your mouth to study, I think you would have been Tsinghua University a long time ago." ”
Liu Xiaole said: "You said it, I will use this bit of effort on other things, and it will definitely be no problem~!" ”
Bai Jieyu said helplessly: "I hope so." ”
Soon the car drove off the highway and entered the village, Bai Lao Er directly parked the car at the radio station at the entrance of the village, and soon the old accountant's voice sounded in the microphone again, "Notice, inform us that the youngest daughter of the Bai Village Chief's family, Erni, has a high score of 579 in the college entrance examination, and our poor ravine is finally afraid of the golden phoenix~!." Notice, inform us that Erni, the youngest daughter of the head of the Bai Village family, got a high score of 579 in the college entrance examination. Our poor ravine is finally afraid of the golden phoenix~! ”
At the end of the notice, the old accountant added with emotion: "Those old ladies who take care of playing mahjong all day long, they all look at other people's daughters." ”
Hearing that, Liu Xiaole smiled and walked home.
"Mom, I'm back," Liu Xiaole said hello when he entered the door.
At this time, Liu's mother was brushing the pot on the stove and saw Liu Xiaole coming back, and couldn't wait to ask, "Xiaole, have you checked the results?" What do you think? ”
Liu Xiaole said: "Hey, it's the same as I expected~!" ”
In fact, Liu Xiaole's achievements, Liu's mother has long been psychologically prepared, but that parent doesn't want their son to become a Chan.
Mother Liu sighed and said, "Hey, your father died early, otherwise you wouldn't be like this." ”
I heard that Liu Xiaole was unhappy and said: "Mom, don't I just study badly, why is it like this, I am like I am hopeless." In a few days, I will go to the city to work, and then I will take you to the city to live a good life. ”
Mother Liu shook her head and said: "If you really have this heart, if you want your mother to live a good life, go and repeat, study hard, and give me a university entrance exam next year." ”
Liu Xiaole said in a long voice: "Mom, you see that you are here again, thirty-six lines, the best in the line, why are you studying?" ”
Mother Liu glared and said: "It's okay if you don't study, our family has no money and no background, and learning is the only way for you to get ahead." ”
Liu Xiaole said impatiently: "Old lady, you just leave me alone." ”
Mother Liu raised her eyebrows and said, "Who do you call the old lady?" ”
Then he took out a receipt and said: "Your mother knows how many catties and taels you have, No, this is a year's bud rice money, and I will pay you all tuition." ”
Liu Xiaole took it and looked at it, he was surprised, I'll go, what is this? The admission notice of the county No. 1 Middle School, co-authored by the old lady, knew that he could not pass the exam, and gave her revenge in advance.
"Old lady, you're too naughty, aren't you fooling around." Liu Xiaole complained a little.
"Where am I messing around, I think you're messing around, listen to the start of classes next month, you will give me a good study, you know?"
Liu Xiaole put on a dead pig that was not afraid of boiling water and said, "I won't go, you will return the money in a slippery manner." ”
Liu Mu said with a gloomy face: "It's not up to you to decide whether to go or not." ”
Liu Xiaole leaned to the bench and said, "It's not what you say." ”
Liu's mother was full of black lines, and her left hand slowly moved to the rolling pin by the stove and said, "You're telling me again, are you looking for a fight?" ”
Liu Xiaole closed his eyes and made a posture of a dead pig not afraid of boiling water. The atmosphere in the kitchen was extremely cold.
After a few minutes of silence, Mother Liu finally broke out and scolded: "You little king and eight calves." Then he picked up the rolling pin and sold it towards Liu Xiaole.
Liu's mother said that she would do it, which scared Liu Xiaole a spirit, and jumped to the door with a strong step and said: "You are a dictatorship~!" ”
Mother Liu pointed at Liu Xiaole with a rolling pin and said: "The old lady will be dictatorial today, you come over to me, come here, I promise not to kill you~!" ”
Liu Xiaole said: "I won't go over, anyway, there is no way to repeat~!" ”
Hearing that the quarrel between the mother and son was getting worse and worse, the neighbors also came over to solve the scene, and Aunt Wang next door persuaded: "Sister, you are not in good health to dissipate your anger." ”
Liu's mother blushed and said: "This little Wang Ba calf, it's going to be the other day, look at Erni, you are looking at him" while saying chased Liu Xiaole with a rolling pin, although he was tired of dodging attacks, jumping up and down, but his mouth was not idle, "I just don't go, I just don't go, I want to go to the city to work and earn money." ”
The house was in a mess, and suddenly Liu Xiaole's iron buddy Dacheng entered the door, and when he saw Dacheng, Liu Xiaole rushed over with a brisk step, pushing Dacheng to his mother's path, and said, "Dacheng, I'll run first, and you will break later." Then he walked out of the gate in a puff of smoke.
Dacheng, Liu Xiaole's iron buddy, is honest and honest, even a little stupid, and often carries the black pot for Liu Xiaole's troubles.
Once for the Chinese New Year, Liu Xiaole and Dacheng set off a cannon outside the toilet wall of the old Wang's house in the east of the village, and they didn't know which one Liu Xiaole smoked crazy, so they threw a lit soil thunder into the toilet of the old Wang's house on the wall, which was also a coincidence, just in time for Wang Lao Wu to go to the toilet, and the soil thunder was thrown into the dung pit impartially, with a muffled bang, a heart-rending roar came from inside the wall, "That little Wang Balamb threw it!!! ”
There is no suspense, Wang Lao Wu flew into trouble during the New Year and became a "man~!" ”
The variables came too fast, and Dacheng next to him was instantly stunned, knowing that he was going to be beaten by his family again this time, and sure enough, Liu Xiaole used extremely innocent eyes and a very "reasonable" explanation to successfully make Dacheng fully responsible~!
Although Liu Xiaole has never done anything about digging a single's grave, mentioning the widow's door, and picking up the old lady's pants, Liu Xiaole has never done it, but like stealing Li Laosan's melon, smashing the glass of Widow Liu's house, etc., Liu Xiaole still does not do less, every time Liu Xiaole makes a sin, Dacheng always comes forward to declare responsibility for this matter and apologize, and Liu Xiaole is still at large with his excellent acting skills~!
Looking at Dacheng with an innocent face, Mother Liu stood on the ground and gasped, and said, "You little bastard, don't give me home for the rest of your life." ”
In the evening, the clouds finally dissipated, and the red sunset shone on the reeds, reflecting the water surface as red as blood.
Liu Xiaole grabbed a cucumber in Lao Wang's cucumber seedling, split it into two with a snap, and then handed half of the cucumber tail bar almost all of it to Dacheng, Dacheng didn't care, he laughed stupidly, wiped it on his clothes and ate it.
After that, he wiped his mouth and said, "Xiaole, why did you make your aunt angry again?" ”
Liu Xiaole said: "My old lady is enchanted, let me study every day, you know, I am not that material at all, what to learn?" ”
Dacheng smiled stupidly and said, "Mmmmmm, yes, yes, you are not that material." ”
Liu Xiaole gave Dacheng a kick and said, "Do you have what I said!" ”
Dacheng said wrongly: "Then what do you want me to say?" ”
Liu Xiaole just shook his head and said: "Dacheng, I have decided, I am ready to work in the city, and when I am developed, I will give you access to the city." ”
I heard that Dacheng was a little reluctant and said, "Well, why don't I go with you?" ”
Although Dacheng is honest, he is definitely not stupid and has his own ideas.
Liu Xiaole said: "Forget it, I'll go test the water first, my mother's waist is not good, I'm leaving, you go home more." ”
"Well, I see."
At this moment, a carp jumped out of the water, showed a graceful posture in the air, snapped, and fell back into the water.
Liu Xiaole looked at the ripples in the water and said, "Do you believe that there are water monsters in here?" ”
Dacheng said: "I believe, isn't it a legend that there is a fish with a human face in it?" Adults say it's the ghost of the drowned. ”
Maybe it's closed, maybe it's underdeveloped, the people in the village are very superstitious, since the villagers saw the fish, the laughter of the children on the side of the reeds is no longer gone, especially when it's dark, it's a "forbidden area" in the village. ”
The ignorant fearless Liu Xiaole wanted to go into the water several times to find out, but the honest and honest Dacheng leaked the news in advance, making the plan aborted, there was no way, over time, Liu Xiaole's curiosity for knowledge was not so strong, and he only hoped that one day he could meet by chance and reveal its true face of Lushan.
At this time, Liu Xiaole could never have imagined that in the near future, he would not only solve the mystery of the water monster, but also form an indissoluble bond with the fish.