Verse 16: Eating gunpowder
When he was in college, Ye Mo's social circle was very narrow, and there were few good classmates, and they were all from all over the world. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info came to attend Zhang Dongsheng's wedding, except for Rayong, there was no one who could speak.
Back in the front hall, Luo Yong pulled Ye Mo, called two classmates, and went to the private room to play mahjong.
Not to mention, the facilities of this farmhouse are really average, at least the sound insulation is not very good. As soon as he sat down, Ye Mo heard the conversation in the next room. Judging from the voice, one is Li Dazui, whose voice is particularly loud......
"In our group of classmates, Luo Yong and Ye Mo may mix well."
"If you want to say that you have a good mix, it's still our class flower......"
"You said Li Xiaoqing?"
"Not really. Li Xiaoqing and I were high school classmates, in the same city. I know who Wang Chengwen's father is, the son of the chairman of Minzhou Wang Group, with a net worth of more than 100 million. ”
"Rayong and Ye Mo are also good. The McLaren P1 driven by Rayong is more than 10 million. It's just not clear if the car is Rayong's or Ye Mo's......"
"It must be from Rayong, he himself is a rich second generation, a person from Yiwu. His home is estimated to be a fight with the Wang Chengwen you said. Ye Mo, is he looking for a job in Beijing or is it a favor from Rayong......"
"This Nima, why didn't I see that Rayong was a rich second generation. Otherwise, I will learn to lick his ass with Ye Mo......"
The private room next door burst into laughter. The two classmates who were pulled into the private room by Rayong looked at each other, Rayong stood up angrily, pushed the door out, kicked the door open with a 'bang', and then made a gesture that everyone was stunned.
"Hey, I wonder if the private rooms here are not soundproofed? You can't talk quietly, who wanted to lick my ass just now, give you a chance. Rayong kicked the door open, unbuttoned his belt as he spoke, and then turned around, revealing his ass and balls!
Everyone was stunned, and the depression in Ye Mo's heart was instantly dispelled, this is Luo Yong's style of doing things.
"Who, who just said that he was going to lick the uncle's ass. What the hell is you...... What the hell! ”
What happened just now, both of them were very depressed.
When Luo Yong made such a fuss, Ye Mo also walked over cooperatively, reached out and patted the exposed half of Luo Yong's buttocks, with a charming expression: "Hani! Don't be angry, it's all classmates ......"
Rayong's body was electrocuted, and he hurriedly put on his pants: "What, what's the matter...... You're crazy. ”
Ye Mo still wanted to cooperate with a play, but he couldn't help but laugh: "Let's go, this place is really boring." ”
Followed by the two of them, it was like returning to the time when they were in the hip-hop dance club in college, without skin, face, shame or irritability, twisting their bodies and dragging their self-created crab dance: "Friend, friend, ......"
"Friends ...... for Life"
I wanted to show off my brotherly feelings, but I didn't sing the first sentence.
Both laughed at the same time. Ye Mo glanced at Li Xiaoqing in the crowd, and Luo Yong glanced at Zhang Xiaolan......
In a trance, it was like returning to his student days, he and Rayong danced a crab dance on campus, and the hilarious crab dance always attracted many onlookers. At that time, Li Xiaoqing and Zhang Xiaolan would always cover their faces and chuckle in the crowd.
The crab dance is really not pretty, it is just funny.
Two madmen......
Under the watchful eyes of a group of people, the two jumped all the way to the parking lot, and after getting into the car, they laughed at the same time.
"It's a pity, I just gave two hundred yuan of money......"
"I gave a thousand. Let's go and find a place to have a good time! ”
"Internet café?" Ye Mo said.
"Gotta get it!"
Internet cafes, instant noodles, playing games, and spent an afternoon in a distraught. In the evening, ready to find a KTV to sing all night, Luo Yong answered a phone call and wanted to rush back to Yiwu immediately, while Ye Mo looked at the ticket back to his hometown. For the 11 p.m. flight, I booked my ticket......
Back in Rongcheng, Ye Mo found a hotel near the airport to stay. One sleepless night, Ye Mo opened the red wine in the hotel room, drank it in a daze, and received a call from Rayong, saying that his wife was pregnant and asked Ye Mo to congratulate him on becoming a father.
Ye Mo replied with four words: "Get out of your mother." Then he fell asleep.
The next day, Ye Mo went straight to the long-distance bus station and called his sister by the way.
After more than two hours of driving, as soon as I got out of the car, a petite little beauty flew over: "Brother! ”
Fortunately, Ye Mo reacted in time and 'catched' her: "You can't be a lady." ”
"It's not a leaf that looks like a delicate little girl." Ye Zi said with a smile.
Behind Yezi, her boyfriend, a handsome young man: "Brother." ”
Chen Zhiming is Ye Zi's boyfriend, they dated in high school, and later admitted to the same university, always calling Ye Moge. However, Ye Mo has always disliked this guy, not because of his character or what, but because of the feeling that his sister was snatched away, he didn't feel very happy. Maybe, every brother has some sister-in-law plots to a greater or lesser extent. It's like an old man looking at his son-in-law, how unhappy he looks.
"Hmm." Ye Mo nodded.
Chen Zhiming is also quite sensible, and hurriedly drove Ye Mo, it was the old third Tana at home.
Sitting in the car, Ye Mo didn't have anything to say, Ye Zi was very active, and said, "Brother, I'm back alone, my sister-in-law murmured." ”
"At my mother-in-law's house...... It is not fully developed now, and it will be raised for another two years. ”
Ye Mo patted his forehead, with a headache, and made a 'I'm helpless' emoji action, and said: "If you can't find a girlfriend, just say it, and keep it at my mother-in-law's house for two years." I'm so ashamed of you......"
"I ......" Ye Mo held back a mouthful of old blood and almost didn't spurt out.
Ye Zi said again: "You can't be angry, my father and mother will go crazy if they want their daughter-in-law." Because you can't find a wife, your parents feel very shameless, and they don't even go to their favorite square dance. Square dancing is the neighbors of the villagers, every time you go to the past, your parents will be asked you, when will your eldest baby get married, have you found a partner? Why don't you bring it back......"
Ye Zi's mouth is very slippery, and when she arrives at a middle-aged woman, she must be a 'three-eight' with a broken mouth.
This girl, Mandarin has a little dialect. While Ye Mo was feeling sad for Chen Zhiming, this guy was holding back a smile.
Ye Mo's old face was ashamed, and he said, "You are a junior student, how can you be the same as a middle-aged Sanba." Lao Tzu is worth hundreds of millions, and he is afraid that he will not find his mother-in-law. I don't want you to care about my affairs, I am as rich as me, and if I don't get married at the age of forty or fifty, I am called a golden bachelor and a diamond king! ”
"I ...... Aren't you just lucky, dragging something. ”
"What's wrong with good luck, breaking the law." Ye Mo was irritable, lit a cigarette, and opened the car window.
"What a murderer, I ate gunpowder."
Well, this sentence is a little familiar, and when he hung up the phone with Rayong last night, he also came to say this. Anyway, it seems that his wife is pregnant......