"Brother Tao is so good!" Chen Zhicong hurriedly ran to Zhang Zitao at the door to get out of the embarrassing scene. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Seeing Chen Zhicong coming, Zhang Zitao hurriedly said: "It's all live lobsters, we have to make them ourselves, No, here is a bag of special materials for stewed lobster, just put it in and stew it together." ”

"Okay, I'll take it in and wash it first, rest assured, just make a lobster!" Chen Zhicong said with a big grin.

Seeing Chen Zhicong's appearance of a trivial matter, Zhang Zitao handed a large bag of crayfish estimated at six or seven catties to Chen Zhicong, and then advised: "Take a brush to brush the shrimp belly or something, let them spit out the sediment in the water." ”

"Okay, Brother Tao, just wait and eat." Chen Zhicong carried a large bag of crayfish into the kitchen.

"Brother Tao, Sister Jiaxin is in the newspaper!" Watching Chen Zhicong enter the kitchen, Li Yanhong hurriedly took the newspaper and offered the treasure in front of Zhang Zitao.

"Wow, there's the Flying Hero!" Zhang Zitao focused on the flying hero, it was obvious that Lu Jiaxin had lethal power against Chen Zhicong, but Zhang Zitao was basically immune to Lu Jiaxin's lethality.

So, several people's thoughts were on yesterday's incident of the flying hero saving the beauty, not to mention that Lu Jiaxin, one of the parties involved, was next to him, and several people chatted very hotly, completely ignoring that there was a buddy in the kitchen who was cleaning the crayfish bitterly.

Just when the discussion of several people reached its peak, there was a sudden sound of ghosts crying and wolf howling in the kitchen, and immediately, I saw Chen Zhicong running out with both hands raised, and on the palms of his two hands, the lobster tongs were fiercely clamped on it.

What's even more terrifying is that Chen Zhicong still has a few crayfish hanging on his hair on his head, and even the nose of this thing is caught by a crayfish.

Everyone was stunned for a while, even if they were clamped by the crayfish, it was difficult to explain that both hands were almost full, and what was even more strange was how the crayfish climbed on his head and face? Is this product too strange or the crayfish too amazing!

"Hahahaha!" First of all, Li Qihong couldn't stand it, and a burst of laughter broke out immediately, this scene was too joyful.

"Hahahaha!" "Hahahaha!" Li Yanhong and Zhang Zitao couldn't help but start laughing.

"Poof!" , but Lu Jiaxin really couldn't hold back, covering her mouth and laughing so that her shoulders kept shaking.

"Make others happy once, tease successfully, and get one tease point."

"Make others happy once, tease successfully, and get one tease point."

"Make others happy once, tease successfully, and get one tease point."

"Make others happy once, tease successfully, and get one tease point."

The four prompts sounded, and Chen Zhicong immediately had four more funny points in place, and he smiled in his heart, what a good teammate! Among all Chen Zhicong's current comic points, four god-level teammates have at least assisted more than 20% of the points!

"If the points exceed 1,000 points, and you meet the conditions that you can summon a prop, the teasing system will be upgraded to level 2, and the skill learning function will begin, and the host can open the page selection." The chime continues.

It's a pity that Chen Zhicong is in the mood to open the page of the teasing system now, there are still on his hands and hair, in order to achieve the best effect, Chen Zhicong even sacrificed his nose!

The big pliers were added to the nose, the sourness was really indescribable, Chen Zhicong only felt bursts of sourness to the point that the indescribable feeling rushed from the nose to the door of his head! Tears and snot have begun to flow sideways, the howl of the ghost crying wolf just now, thirty percent is a performance, and seventy percent is really unbearable!

"Hey, how did you get this?" The first to recover from the hilarious state was Lu Jiaxin.

"Come and help me get the lobster down, it hurts!" Chen Zhicong said with a sad face.

At this time, a few people reacted, the two little sisters helped get the crayfish with hair on Chen Zhicong's head, and Lu Jiaxin helped Chen Zhicong break off the lobsters that clamped his hands.

The sensitive part of the nose can only be done by Zhang Zitao, who is of the same sex. Zhang Zitao pinched the crayfish that was clamping Chen Zhicong's nose and pulled it, and heard Chen Zhicong's crazy voice: "Ah! Brother Tao, do you want to make money and kill yourself! ”

"I admit that I killed me, say that I seek money, hehe, just the money on you, it's not worth it." Zhang Zitao scolded with a smile.

"Brother Tao, don't bully the poor youth, I am a modern young man with great ambitions." Chen Zhicong hurriedly said: "Wait for me to rise in the future, I will cover you!" ”

"Let's get a job first." Zhang Zitao kindly suggested, and then broke it hard, and directly broke the crayfish's pincers, but the strength of the crayfish suddenly strengthened, and the sourness on the nose rubbed violently, and Chen Zhicong howled again!

"Ahh Brother Tao, you! Chen Zhicong stared at Zhang Zitao and said very sadly, that tone made Zhang Zitao's heart numb, the kind of grievances that men have against men, normal men can't stand it.

"It's not that I don't want to look for it, but I can't find the right one after looking for it." Chen Zhicong said that it is really difficult to find something that can make money and is easy to get funny points.

Zhang Zitao really couldn't stand Chen Zhicong's complaining eyes and tone, and ran away with the crayfish that he had broken off his claws: "This crayfish has so much snot, it must be inedible, I threw it away." ”

The two little sisters had already pulled down a few crayfish on Chen Zhicong's head, and her sister Li Yanhong's eyes rolled: "Why don't you go to our repertory troupe to try?" I think you're usually quite funny, so you should be able to do some comedy. ”

"Be a drama actor? I'd like to, but shouldn't your repertory troupe be very strict in selecting people? I need high-achieving students who have graduated from the acting departments of various prestigious schools, I can't do it. "Chen Zhicong has no objection to being an actor, there are many audiences in the audience, which amuses them, and it is quite easy to get funny points.

is Chen Zhicong's feeling that the threshold for being an actor is very high!

"No! Brother Cong, you see that we only graduated from high school, don't we also go to work in the drama troupe? Li Qihong also thinks it's okay, Chen Zhicong is full of humor cells! Of course, this is at best, and at worst, it's a whole body of tease cells.

"You twins, this is called a special actor, you know? I don't have the same innate conditions as you. Chen Zhicong said without thinking. Twin sisters, and they are all the kind that looks like watery and watery, how rare it is!

"Brother Cong, if I don't talk to the head of the regiment tomorrow, you can take the time to go for an interview." Li Yanhong said indomitably that she really thinks that Chen Zhicong is such a strange person, and it must be good to play a witty role.

"Okay, you can make an appointment for me first." Chen Zhicong is a little impatient, as an actor, he can't think of killing him.

Turning her head to look at Lu Jiaxin, Lu Meinu was carefully opening the crayfish tongs little by little, extremely gentle. It's not the brute-force cracking mode of Zhang Zitao's goods at all.

It didn't add more pain at all, and Lu Beauty's soft little hand touched Chen Zhicong's hand from time to time, and Chen Zhicong could feel a burst of heart.

"If you are looking for a woman, you should find a gentle and feminine one like Sister Jiaxin!" Lu Jiaxin's carefulness and gentleness moved Chen Zhicong's heart.