Chapter 4 You are so stupid, how can it be her
Do I count?
"How could I count. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info" Brother Zhang was a little angry, wait, I seemed to have missed something, and I felt that something was wrong, and retorted angrily: "No, I didn't mean that, I didn't say that I wasn't human, of course I was human, I am.. Alas, you won, I'm just asking you now to come to me.. There was no one before I came. ”
God can see that he has to grit his teeth on the word 'I'm coming' and say that he is really not ordinary tired, he just wants to say that he wants to ask her if she has seen his girlfriend.
I'm also stupid, just ask no, why go around in such a big circle with this idiot, Brother Zhang is full of resentment.
"Nope!" The woman confirmed.
No?
Where's my girlfriend? Brother Zhang has a headache, why is this strange thing so nerve-wracking?
Wait, I seem to have missed something in the first place?
Soul wearing? What was another name for the previous novel when the soul pierced?
I'm, I'm gone, it's a snatch! You actually took my girlfriend away?!
"Say, isn't it you, when you entered my wife's body, you robbed my wife's body?" Brother Zhang was frightened into a cold sweat at the moment, thinking of his girlfriend's little strength, how could he be the opponent of this giant, at this moment he had no surprise in his heart, as long as he thought of this terrible result, others were about to explode, he forgot the fear of the woman in front of him, and held each other tightly with both hands.
"You're sneaking up again, and you're so fierce!" The woman was a little dissatisfied, but this expression was really far from her words.
"Is there any?!" Brother Zhang let go of his hand, not that he didn't want to continue to hold it, but the woman's palm seemed to flick down, and his hand was weakly released.
Nima, this is going to be robbed, how can my poor girlfriend be her opponent? Think about that girlfriend who doesn't have any energy.
"What body to rob? As soon as I opened my eyes, I was here. The woman looked at her arm and said.
"You don't know what you've become by now, do you?" Seeing that the woman was really not struggling with her teeth and claws, Brother Zhang finally felt that it was time to say it, and stretched out his hand to grab the other party, but when he saw that the other party suddenly looked at the movement of his right hand, his heart was a little abrupt, and he pointed to the mirror on the wardrobe in the room and said, "You can go and see what's going on." ”
The woman looked at the man, as if she didn't understand what he was saying, but walked over anyway.
"Hey, I've become like this." The woman sat in front of the mirror.
Thank God, she also knows what she looked like before, fortunately the 1 in 10,000 thing didn't happen, Brother Zhang is full of gratitude.
"You.. What was it like before? Brother Zhang was a little curious about the woman touching in front of the mirror, thinking that anyone who suddenly changed their body would be curious, so he couldn't help asking.
"The face is thinner, there is no such meat!" The woman touched her face, and pointed to the two pieces of dragon and tiger meat on her face with some seriousness.
What a brilliant find!
Uh, what should I say for my girlfriend?
Brother Zhang was suddenly a little angry and funny, he remembered that every time his girlfriend talked about the flesh on his face, he always had a lot of resentment about the two pieces on his face, and this idiot could find this at first glance, he could completely imagine his girlfriend's troubles at that time.
"Well, my wife has a watermelon seed face, and the melon seeds are a little longer and wider, which may be bigger than your melon seeds!" Speaking of his girlfriend, Brother Zhang was a little melancholy.
"It's your old .. Mother's body? It doesn't look old. The woman was amazed.
Feelings, do you understand your wife as an old woman along the way?
"Wife means woman.."
Wait, why doesn't she even know what her wife means? That's it, look at her stupid appearance, I don't think it will deceive people, I tell her about women now, will she ask what a woman is, shouldn't she be so stupid?
Think about it!
"Wife is to be with you until you are old, the only meaning!" Give yourself a thumbs up, Brother Zhang admires his eagerness to explain the benefits without giving a handle to the dialogue.
"Oh!" The woman nodded.
"Not curious?" Brother Zhang was a little dissatisfied, but I won't post anything if I think about it, although I don't want you to have 100,000 whys, but what's going on with your expression? What about stupid understanding? Even if you say that for example, your senior sister and master are also wives, don't you have the idea that they are also wives?
"What should I say?" The woman said a little strangely, and seemed to have grasped Brother Zhang's thoughts at once.
"Nope!" Brother Zhang shook his head, "Just ask if you're curious about how you got here?" ”
The woman nodded, and suddenly changed her words in Little Brother Zhang's approval: "But Master said that everything has a cause and must have an effect!" ”
"If you're a big-headed ghost, can you still have a good chat?"
"I didn't want to rob your wife's body, and I didn't know it was here!"
I believe that!
Although things are a little unbelievable, but if you want to rely on the woman's stupid brain, I'm afraid I really don't know what robbery is.
In this way, the woman came here, but also the reason for the light, I believe that seeing the broken light, the mystery can be solved, I really hope that my girlfriend also saw the light, and then the two accidentally swapped bodies, so at least it is not a seizure.
I don't know if it's an illusion, but now he feels that his girlfriend should be fine, maybe when he and the woman in front of him are over, he should be able to see his girlfriend.
Come to think of it, this may be the surprise that my girlfriend said!
"By the way, I've been forgetting one thing for so long, and I don't know what your name is?" Perhaps seeing that the woman was a little stupid and harmless at the moment, Brother Zhang put down his worries, found the sofa and sat down, and asked the woman behind him by the way.
"Little Dragon Girl!"
Brother Zhang's ass slammed and he almost sat on the ground, it was really thunderous, and at this moment, nine big words thundered down in his mind.
"Little Dragon Girl? How can it be? You're so stupid, how can it be..? ”
Brother Zhang blurted out, when Qian'er saw that the woman didn't have a good face, he couldn't help lowering his voice, and Qian'er coughed a few times in embarrassment: "I mean, Xiaolongnu shouldn't be indifferent...?" ”
Well, I'm starting to believe it a bit.
Looking at the woman's expression, I also believe that only she can control his girlfriend's two pieces of dragon and tiger meat!!
Suddenly I had the idea of taking a picture as a souvenir!
"Is that the little dragon girl from the Tomb Sect?" Brother Zhang was a little uncertain and said, calculate the time, it is a character of the Song Dynasty, although it is made up by Jin Lao, but it is definitely an old antique in terms of time, and it is a big celebrity!
"Are there any other sects of Little Dragon Girl?" The woman tilted her head and stopped looking at her body, as if the other person with the same name was more interesting than herself.
Damn, it's really her! So what are you waiting for! Take pictures!
Wait, I'll go! How happy am I, she's not my girlfriend like this?
Purely a pig's head!
Brother Zhang was a little resentful, and Qian Er exclaimed again: "You are here, what about yours?" ”
"What's the matter?" The little dragon girl is a little curious, what is Guo'er? I think I have a baby?
"Haven't you seen it??" That's a bit of a joke, isn't it?
Brother Zhang suddenly always had a feeling of silent mourning for the one-armed man, he didn't remember much about that novel, but there was a sentence I don't know if it was because netizens spoofed too much, anyway, he was very impressed, how to say it.
Only if you can be with your aunt, what is the difference between having a right hand and not having a right hand!
Poof!
You should know that the difference is big by now, right?!
"You look at me like that again?" The little dragon goddess's color changed, and she always felt that the man sitting down in front of her had some bad intentions, as if she felt that it was wrong from the moment she said her name.
"Ahem! Not.. It's nothing! Brother Zhang coughed a few times, he couldn't tell himself about his dirty thoughts, he thought about it and said, "Then how old are you now?" ”
I remember that when Jin Lao wrote that when they first met, Xiaolongnu's age had always been vague, but it also roughly summarized that she seemed to be seventeen or eighteen years old at the time, and I think that because of cultivation, maybe she will be older.
"I don't know!" The little dragon girl thought about it again and said, "Grandma Sun told me before that in a few days, after eating a bowl of Qingxu noodles, she will change her name to call me Miss Long!" ”
In ancient times, adult women could generally marry at the age of fourteen, although there was a slight gap in the change of dynasties, but generally no more than sixteen, so to speak, the current little dragon girl is still a little Lori, no wonder she has never seen Yang.
So, what is the old. What kind of tomb is an ancient tomb.
Finally smoothed it out, Brother Zhang ran in tears!
By the way, there is a saying in the Condor Heroes? When I saw Yang, I was wrong for life! Shouldn't I tell Lori a few words!
Mutter.. Mutter~
Hey, what's that sound?