Chapter 63: Beekeeping
Xia Xiang walked less than thirty meters before he ran into a few Xiaoxin people who had already returned. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
"Coming back so soon?" Xia Xiang was surprised.
"We're not the slightest bit prepared for that dude." Xiaoxin said with emotion.
Kuroko and the orangutan suddenly went to Xia Xiang's left, and Xiaoxin Tao Chou sandwiched Xia Xiang in the middle, and didn't understand what they wanted to do, so they heard Heizi lower his voice and said, "Brother Blind, do you have a leg with Sister Sun?" ”
Although Xia Xiang was quite smart, he obviously lacked experience in struggle, so he hurriedly defended: "How is it possible, you guys think too much." ”
Xiaoxin just looked at him lewdly/and didn't say a word.
"I really don't, why don't I believe it when I tell you." Xia Xiang smiled bitterly.
"Brother Blind, starting from your one/book/canon/scripture explanation, the problem is already very big." Tao Chou smiled evilly.
"That's it, you look at you so nervous, I even know what color underwear you're wearing today, and you still want to escape my eyes with this little trick?" Xiaoxin said disdainfully.
"It's not what you think." Xia Xiang explained, and then talked about what happened after leaving the cruise ship bar that night.
", I'm all undressed, and I still say it's nothing?" The orangutan was shocked.
"That's my T-shirt wearing the ...... backwards" Facing their suspicious looks, Xia Xiang explained palely.
simply said the failure of the confession just now, and only did not mention anything about the part where he took advantage of Sun Hong, Xia Xiang's frank attitude was still satisfactory.
"I'm rubbing, there's really another sister-in-law!" Xiaoxin said enviously.
"Fuck off, no one agreed. Besides, if I really want to do anything with her, of course I won't have anything with Wei Qing anymore. "Xia thinks about that melancholy.
"Brother Blind, what he said still makes sense." The orangutan agreed.
"It makes sense, it's a fart, it must be a blessing for all people. Judging from my experience, Sister Sun looks at twenty-six or seventeen, and she is not in love yet, she must have suffered some injury, and maybe she is even afraid of marriage. Such a woman, the attention to feelings is definitely more than a marriage letter, blind brother, you believe me, don't have ideological baggage, Wei Qing and Sister Sun have accepted it! Xiaoxin said loudly.
"I'll take your sister! You're fine, listen less to late-night women's channels. Xia Xiang said speechlessly.
But saying this, God knows if Xiaoxin's words touched Xia Xiang.
"Brother Blind, we recognize Wei Qing and Sister Sun as sisters-in-law, but An Ying, you didn't have the idea of beating her, right?" Kuroko asked cautiously.
"I think it's nothing even if the blind brother fights, anyway, I'll become a godsister, and the fat and water won't flow into the fields of outsiders." Xiaoxin doesn't care.
"I guess Kuroko is afraid that he will be obscene with An Ying's photos in the future, and he will feel pressure, haha." The orangutan ran away after speaking, and sure enough, as soon as his voice fell, Kuroko chased after him and hit him.
Xia Xiang: "......"
When I got back to the tent, it was close to 12 o'clock. There was no movement in Wei Qing's tent, as if they had already slept.
Xiao Xin Chaoxia wanted to smile ambiguously, and said in a low voice: "Brother Blind, if you get into their tent at night, remember to be quieter." ”
Kicking him in the ass, Xia Xiang went back to sleep in the tent in great depression.
About an hour later, I was annoyed by the snoring of the orangutans, and it was not good to hear well, so Xia Xiang decided to pee and come back to sleep.
took out his mobile phone and looked at it, there was no news, Xia Xiang guessed that the three of them should be sleeping together, and it was inconvenient to send messages. When he got out of the tent, remembering Xiaoxin's words, Xia Xiang grinned, then clicked on the flashlight on his mobile phone and went to find the toilet.
There was no urgency, so Xia Xiang didn't just find a place to solve it on the spot.
At night, the island is very quiet except for the sound of the wind. Xia Xiang, who came out with only a T-shirt, was blown by the wind, and it was a little cold. The bonfire in the square has been extinguished, and it seems that Mr. Kong must have been rescued.
Walking along the stone road in the direction of the toilet, I passed a few tents along the way, and heard some small sounds, which should be the people in the tent sleeping and turning over, not the ones that cause people to reverie.
There is moonlight, even if Xia Xiang turns off the flashlight now, he can still see the road ahead.
Xia Xiang looked up and admired the moonlight, there was a bright moon on the sea, but the moonlight was reflected in the sea and reflected in the lake, from Xia Xiang's eyes, there was really no difference.
But while looking at the moonlight, Xia Xiang saw an interesting thing.
There is a honeycomb on the tree.
Xia Xiang couldn't help but think of the beekeeping skills he learned from the old urchin. Beekeeping is a one-sided statement, in fact, it also includes bee repellent techniques, bee identification, honey brewing, refining jade bee needles, etc., which is a complete set of skills.
Because it is a skill that is learned directly through WeChat, just like accepting Yang Guo's skills, Xia Xiang has already mastered this skill. So when he saw the honeycomb, he was a little itchy for a while, and he didn't care that the sound might disturb the tourists on the island, Xia Xiang recalled the essence of beekeeping in his heart, put his hand to his lips, and whistled.
Suddenly, the originally quiet honeycomb, the bees kept flying out, Xia Xiang tried to command, as if he had a heart with the bees, it was like a finger, it was amazing.
After trying, Xia Xiang whistled again and dispersed the bees.
Because of the irrepressible excitement in his heart, Xia Xiang was a little anxious to urinate, so he walked quickly towards the toilet.
"No~~"
"Don't be like this, I'm not this kind of person~~"
Someone?
No matter, it's important to pee first, suffocation.
When Xia wanted to finish urinating and came out of the toilet refreshed, he took a few big breaths, no way, it should be because of the incomplete facilities on the island, the toilet is too smelly.
In the process of peeing, Xia Xiang was apnea throughout the whole process.
When he walked out of the toilet, Xia Xiang didn't try to distinguish the source of the sound, but he heard the previous voice excitedly: "What do you want to do, don't come here, come over again, I'm going to call someone~~"
"Don't fucking talk nonsense with me, pretend that you're fucking pure, and you want to set up a card/square when you're a bitch/son? Yes! Sass/goods, you dare to bite Lao Tzu, watch Lao Tzu for a while and don't you/kill you! ”
The voice is a little familiar, but because the man doesn't dare to shout loudly, Xia Xiang can't really hear it.
"Don't cry your mother, hurry up and take off your pants, Lao Tzu promises to make you cool." In the future, the benefits will be indispensable to yours. ”
The woman's crying is very real, not like a mess of playing a color, Xia Xiang didn't act at the beginning, just because he was misled by Xiaoxin's usual bad information. After all, from the cruise ship to the island, the people who play together should be friends, and it is unlikely that there will be anything rape/rape, so Xia Xiang didn't pay attention to it at first.
"Don't~~ Don't drag my clothes, if you dare to touch me, I'll call the police!"
"Call the police? Do you think anyone will believe you? Don't toast and don't eat and drink, although Lao Tzu likes women with strong temperaments, but patience is also limited, don't force me to be rough. ”
"You said that if you add me as a witness, will the police be able to believe her?" Xia Xiang appeared behind the two of them and said.