"Tick Tick ......"

The clock on the wall stayed at 10:30, but Han Hyuna turned on the TV very early, tonight was the premiere of "Beauty Talk Show", and she stayed by the TV very early, ready to watch the show. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Although Cheng Feng did not directly participate in the recording of "Beauty Talk Show", the copywriting and manuscripts in it were all edited by Cheng Feng, and it can be said that some of this show was produced by himself.

Cheng Feng felt that he was actually quite great. Extract the talk show jokes from the previous life from the memory palace, so that people in this parallel world can enjoy such an ingenious program, make them laugh, and save the unhappy~ Thinking of this, Cheng Feng felt like a hero wearing underwear, as if he had maintained world peace...... Uh-uh, I can't make it up.

Han Hyuna sat in front of the TV in a laid-back sportswear and waited for "Beauty Talk Show" to air, with melon seeds and a large bottle of Coke by her side, which she specially prepared to watch her show. Now Han Hyuna is more like a little girl next door, looking forward to the broadcast of her beloved show......

Cheng Feng over there looked at Han Hyunna's graceful figure, and his heart was a little flustered. This sportswear is a little tight, which outlines her toned figure well, and Han Hyuna usually goes to the martial arts gym to practice taekwondo, and you can see the vest line looming on her abdomen.

Cheng Feng feels that he is Han Hyuna's husband, but his figure is far from Han Hyuna~ Because he usually codes at home, he rarely goes out to exercise, and the fat on his stomach is in a circle.

Cheng Feng felt the need to ask Han Hyuna for the secrets of bodybuilding, and maybe he could take the opportunity to touch Han Hyuna's elastic abdominal muscles~ It's just that when Cheng Feng went to Han Hyuna's side, the TV played a pleasant musical prelude.

"Welcome to watch the "Beauty Talk Show" program, I am your host Han Hyuna ~ Today is the first episode of "Beauty Talk Show", let me introduce you to the content of the program......"

"Beauty Talk Show" officially started, and Cheng Feng dispelled his initial sloppy thoughts, stayed by the TV with Han Hyuna, and began to watch talk shows.

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"Every year before and after the college entrance examination, Maotanchang Middle School in the depths of Dabie Mountain is the focus of media reports. At this time, the middle school, known as the "world's largest college entrance examination factory", is crowded with people sending exams, and the scene is spectacular, known as "10,000 people sending exams", which has almost become a grand ceremony in the town. ”

The screen switches to the scene of Maotanchang Middle School, where buses send candidates to the examination room, such a grand scene is really surprising.

Cheng Feng was also shocked when he saw such a scene, he didn't expect that there was also Maotanchang Middle School in this parallel world! This so-called 'college entrance examination factory' and 'college entrance examination concentration camp', but if you think about it carefully, this parallel world is only slightly different from the previous life, so Cheng Feng is not surprised.

As the news was broadcast, the screen switched back. Han Hyuna was holding a high school textbook and reading with glasses shaking her head, and her painful appearance made everyone present laugh.

Han Hyuna said: "Ouch, my grades in high school were not very good, and I didn't get into the ideal university in the college entrance examination...... It's just that this college entrance examination is really harmful. Han Hyuna put down the high school textbook in her hand and took off her glasses, and said to the audience below: "Tell me the true story of a friend of mine, Xiao Ming."

"One day, Xiao Ming cried to the master: 'Master, I failed the college entrance examination, I couldn't get into college, my parents scolded me, and my girlfriend left me, please accept me and let me take refuge in Buddhism!'

I saw the master take out a stack of college entrance examination materials, and the young man suddenly realized: 'The master is telling me not to give up the college entrance examination and fight again next year, right?' ’

The master shook his head and said, "Donor, we only recruit undergraduates or above, you better go back to the undergraduate examination first and then come for an interview!" ’”

As soon as this paragraph came out, the audience laughed loudly, after all, many of the audience present were from the college entrance examination, and they also had infinite feelings about the college entrance examination days.

"Haha, Xiao Ming is Xiao Ming again, he was really shot while lying down."

"Another year of college entrance examination, think about those days are enough to make people ......"

There were many people in the audience who expressed their feelings, although the college entrance examination was a war in which 10,000 people crossed a single-plank bridge, but the days of recording the youth were still so memorable, and now when I mention it, there are laughter and tears.

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"Okay, after talking about such a heavy topic of the college entrance examination, let's talk about some relatively light topics, Double 11 Everyone knows that it is Singles' Day, but the taste of this festival 'singles' has faded, and it has been replaced by the day of fortune on major online shopping sites."

Han Hyuna said, and the screen switched, it was a warehouse of a courier company.

According to the State Post Bureau, the express business volume will exceed 500 million pieces during this year's Double 11, an increase of nearly half over the same period last year. The reporter learned from express delivery companies such as SF, Yunda and Shentong that in order to prepare for Double 11, many companies have begun to reserve vehicles, personnel, and venues a month in advance, and formulate plans.

At a sorting center of a courier company in Guangzhou, staff sorts a large number of packages and takes pictures on a hill of parcels. A courier said on Tencent's Weibo: 'The goal of Double 11 is 900 billion! But tired of our courier guys. ’”

After the news was broadcast, the screen switched to Han Hyuna. At this time, Han Hyuna was wearing a courier hat on her head, and she said: "The Double 11 merchant sent it, and the buyer chopped his hands, so I said that in fact, the courier brother is the worst, let's listen to my friend Xiao Ming's confession." ”

Immediately afterwards, Han Hyuna covered her nose, pretended to be a male voice, and said:

"I'm a courier, and there's something I have to say! The girl who lives on the 7th floor of the No. 2 compound, you have been noting on the list: I am pregnant, please come to the door. I've been sending you door-to-door delivery for a whole year, and I just want to ask you: Are you pregnant with Nezha?! ”

"Hahaha...... It's funny, this show is different from the programs I watched before, I used to watch the news and it was lifeless, but this show used all kinds of jokes to ridicule the news, which is really interesting. ”

"Haha, host, how many friends do you have called Xiao Ming? I think Xiao Ming is not just lying down and getting shot, it's just lying in the coffin and continuing to be shot......"

The show continues in a witty and relaxed atmosphere, and many viewers feel that this show is very good and novel. The current audience has made a high evaluation of the show.

Cheng Feng sat next to Han Hyuna and watched the show, although these copywriters were edited by him, but he couldn't help laughing, after all, the text was rigid when editing the copywriting, and now it was interpreted by Han Hyuna, and with the relaxed atmosphere of the scene, Cheng Feng couldn't help but be amused.

Han Hyuna nibbled on melon seeds and drank Coke to watch the show. When I recorded the show, I tried to mobilize the audience's emotions, although the first paragraph was a little stiff and restrained when I ridiculed the news, but it was much better in the back, and I was able to mingle with the audience.