There's a burglar in the house!

Zhen Yaofeng only felt that his scalp was numb, and his body froze in place, not knowing what to do. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

Shouting for help? The position of the floor-to-ceiling window was less than five meters away from him, and as long as he shouted, the figure could rush over and kill him in the next second.

Wake him up? That is an unwise choice, Zhen Yaofei is only 1.75 meters tall, his body is thin, and he has drunk half a bottle of Erguotou, and now it has become a burden to wake him up.

"Don't make a sound... Pretend you don't see it... Quietly go back to the house and look for a chance to call the police! ”

Thinking like this, Zhen Yaofeng pretended to glance at his father on the sofa casually, and then deliberately muttered, "Alas... Then go back to sleep, I have to sleep too, I have to go to class tomorrow..."

After muttering, Zhen Yaofeng slowly turned around and walked towards his room, and he noticed with his peripheral vision that the black shadow was motionless, as if he was secretly observing himself.

At this time, what he prayed in his heart was that his mother Cao Xin and Dali would never wake up, once this person and a dog found the thief in the corner, it would be a startling snake.

But fortunately, Zhen Yaofeng walked all the way to the door of his house, and his father and mother and Dali did not wake up.

Seeing that he was about to escape, he suddenly heard a woman's voice in the living room.

"Found You"

Zhen Yaofeng shrank his neck, but he didn't expect that he was still a female thief, and his voice was quite sweet.

"Smack!"

In an instant, all the lights in the room were turned on, and as soon as Zhen Yaofeng turned around, he saw a woman in a silver leotard standing in front of the floor-to-ceiling window staring at him with her eyes intact.

This woman has a very plump figure and is also very beautiful, Zhen Yaofeng thinks she looks very much like Liu Yan.

Moderately sized beautiful feet, slender and fleshy thighs, slender waist, Liu Yan's boobs and face... Guo Degang's hairstyle.

Zhen Yaofeng shuddered suddenly.

It is conceivable that in the middle of the night, a woman with Liu Yan's figure and appearance shaved Guo Degang's hairstyle, how creepy this scene is.

"I am Rab 9527 of Rab First Messenger, the only Rab Star who has not been poisoned by Spicy Strip on Earth, according to the signal left by Rab 1414, Rab First Messenger has chosen you as the human race to save us, and you will help me find my kind"

The woman said this while making a nose dropping motion.

Later, Zhen Yaofeng learned that the action of buttoning the nose boogers was the first time to make a star, representing the meaning of "hello".

Zhen Yaofeng widened his eyes and whispered, "You are Rab 9527?" Oh, my God... You're really here..."

Rab 9527 nodded, she looked around and frowned, "Where did Rab 1414 go?" ”

Zhen Yaofeng rushed to his room in one step, took out the spicy strip-flavored toilet paper and handed it to her.

"I said it in advance, it was the toilet paper he turned into with a gun, and it has nothing to do with me"

Rab 9527 took the toilet paper, reached out and touched it, showing no unusual look, and a few seconds later she put the toilet paper on the cabinet next to her.

"Dangerous foods like spicy strips really should be eliminated, and our planetary friends are in a very bad situation right now," Rab 9527 said angrily.

Zhen Yaofeng glanced at the father on the sofa, made a silent gesture and said, "Be quiet!" Don't wake them up! ”

"Don't worry, they've been hypnotized by me and won't wake up in a short time"

Zhen Yaofeng breathed a sigh of relief, no wonder his father and mother didn't wake up after such a big movement, he looked at the beautiful and weird woman in front of him, forced himself to take his eyes off her exaggerated breasts and said, "Aren't you and that Rab 1414 aliens?" How long and we... It doesn't seem to be any different, and it's easy to speak our language."

Rab 9527 said expressionlessly: "Our Rab is the closest planet to your earth in the Milky Way, so our appearance is almost the same as your human race, but the technology and living environment of our planet are different from yours."

"As for my ability to speak your language, it is all thanks to the Xinhua Dictionary, before coming to Earth, we have fully grasped the content of the Xinhua Dictionary, and there will be no problem in communicating with you."

When Zhen Yaofeng heard this, he was surprised for a while, he always thought that this woman was disguised as a human, but he didn't expect that there were really planets in space that looked the same as humans.

"That's... How can I help you? ”

Zhen Yaofeng was a little excited in his heart, the woman in front of him with Guo Degang's hairstyle was an alien, and what he had to do was to maintain the friendly exchanges between the two planets.

Rab 9527 walked into Zhen Yaofeng's room, looked around and said: "The earth is developing very rapidly, and many technologies and cultures are no longer what they were when we came, I need you to take me to fully understand the current situation on the earth." Then help me find other partners"

Zhen Yaofeng was stunned: "You have been to Earth before?" ”

Rab 9527 nodded: "Yes, at that time, the person who received us wore a curtain on his head and wore a golden camouflage uniform, and he had to be carried by several people everywhere, he seemed to be a little disabled, and he was the leader of your place at that time..."

Speaking of this, Rab 9257 pointed to a book on the table: "That's him"

Zhen Yaofeng looked at the cover of the history book on the table, isn't that Qin Shi Huang?

I'll it, the book says that Qin Shi Huang met aliens when he was alive, it seems that this thing is true? Moreover, it was this Rab who had just come to the star! Zhen Yaofeng thought in shock.

"When you came, it was more than 2,000 years ago, and now the three-house and six-court system is not in vogue... Anyway, you're now living more than 2,000 years old? Zhen Yaofeng said in surprise.

"Is there anything strange about that?" Rab 9527 asked rhetorically.

Zhen Yaofeng no longer worries about how many years Rab 9527 has lived, he is more concerned about their alien capabilities and high technology, he has watched so many books and movies about aliens since he was a child, he has always fantasized about one day being able to have alien weapons, and now the opportunity has come.

"Where did you stop the flying saucer you drove on Earth?" Zhen Yaofeng asked excitedly.

"The spaceship was piloted by Rab 10086, who lost his mind after eating a box of spicy strips, and didn't know where he drove the spaceship"

Zhen Yaofeng said with a black line on his face: "Then you must have superpowers, right?" ”

Rab 9527 wondered, "What do you mean by superpowers?" ”

Zhen Yaofeng danced and said, "It's similar to flying, teleporting, moving objects with your mind, being able to travel back in time and space, etc..."

Rab 9527 shook his head.

Zhen Yaofeng was a little disappointed, he was very disappointed and said, "Then your weapon is powerful except for the gun that can turn any creature into toilet paper, right?" For example, laser cannons, missiles that can destroy a planet, etc.? ”

Rab 9527 said expressionlessly: "We don't have what you said"

When Zhen Yaofeng heard this, he was immediately deflated, didn't he still say what kind of alien he was? What's the use of just having a water gun? He is still counting on extraterrestrial technology to change his future life, and now it seems that everything is in vain.

"It seems that you don't look like us earthlings except for living a little longer..."Zhen Yaofei muttered disappointedly.

Rab 9527 shook his head: "No, I have several abilities that you earthlings can't do. ”