Chapter 4 Sakai Spring Water
"Mr. Patient, please take off your pants!" The nurse in the white coat stared straight at Li Youtai with her eyes and said without the slightest expression. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
"What? Take off your pants? I'm just going to do a check-up, why do I take my pants off? ”
"Mr. Patient, if you have an MRI, you need to take off your clothes and change into a hospital gown!"
"Isn't it okay if I wear it like that?"
The nurse in the white coat looked at Li Youtai, who was dressed in a punk costume and hung with a cross, and shook her head, "Mr. Patient, this is the rule of the hospital, please consciously abide by it!" ”
"What a rule!" Li Youtai took off his shirt and ......
Li Youtai grabbed his pants, "Miss Nurse, are you going to watch me take off my pants like this?" ”
"It's not like I haven't seen a man take off his pants!" The nurse in the white coat was obviously deeply attracted by Li Youtai's fish-man line.
"Turn me around!"
"It's my accusation to supervise you to change your clothes!"
"Shut up!" Li Youtai pushed the nurse out of the locker room, then quickly took off his trousers, **, and then changed into a light blue hospital gown.
If it weren't for the fact that he had a night of unknown dreams last night, and when he woke up early in the morning, his head hurt to death, and he wouldn't have considered coming to the hospital for this check-up!
And now, he has begun to regret it.
It's just that the money has already been paid, and he knows that it will be so troublesome to do an examination, and he has already gone to ask for a refund several times, but unfortunately every time it has been in vain, he is already so angry that he is about to directly split the table and beat people, but this is a hospital, this is a hospital. So, I had to continue to do the checkup.
After all, it can't be wasted!
"Mr. Patient, please open your mouth?"
"Huh? ~”
"Please open your mouth, I will also check if you have dentures!"
"You've said you don't have dentures, what are you going to do?"
When Li Youtai said this, his mouth had been pried open by the ugly nurse lady.
"It's for your safety. Again, there really aren't any other metals in your body? Miss Nurse asked as she squeezed his muscles.
Li Youtai is really about to go berserk.
Eating tofu or something openly, isn't it too shameless!
Li Youtai finally got rid of the entanglement of the nurse lady, and then lay in the MRI like a dead corpse, listening to the roaring sound.
Suddenly, a lot of fragments flashed in my mind.
Fragments of some sound, to be exact.
If it was an image, he couldn't see the real face of the image at all.
The soul is faint~
What's going on?
It's just a slap in the head.
It's not like I haven't been beaten before.
Why did these problems suddenly arise?
Is it because of this that there is some incurable disease?
Li Youtai suddenly showed a green and weak kidney face.
No way! My gorgeous life has really just begun!
If a good young man who has never even been a sister dies early because of this, even the mother of heaven will not be at ease.
It's terrible to crawl out of the cemetery.
If it is said that it is the salvation of a beautiful woman to become like this, then forget it.
But it's still an uncle?
How can you get such treatment because of an uncle?
It's completely unacceptable!
TMD, those group of depot smashing, it's best that I don't have anything, if something goes wrong, I'll let you be buried together! I'm going to bury you with me!
JJ inserts green onions or something, it's really the most loving punishment!
Li Youtai was pushed out of the MRI in a trance, and then sat in the passage waiting for the results, looking extremely depressed.
He felt in his pocket, and a cigarette was in his mouth, when a babbling voice rang out.
"Mr. Patient, this is a hospital, please don't smoke here!" It's that ugly dinosaur girl again!
"Okay~ Got it, got it!"
Li Youtai, who was helpless, could only put away the cigarette.
"Please go this way!"
"Hi~"
"Please wait here for a moment! Zard-chan, the words ahead, and three more people! It's your turn in a moment! ”
"Hey~ I'm really bothering you."
Well? Zard sauce?
Li Youtai, who was extremely depressed, suddenly came to life as if he had been painted with a vivid color, and then, when he turned his head, he saw a woman with a ponytail, a white undershirt, a blue shirt, and a pair of jeans sitting next to him. At this time, the woman was looking down at a thick notepad with her head down.
Li Youtai jumped up from his seat, completely shocked, and then he quickly crouched down in front of the woman, and looked up at the woman sitting next to him.
Coaxing?
Sakai Spring suddenly felt a flicker in front of him, and when he raised his head slightly, he was really startled.
A fellow who could almost say staring at a fawn was crouching in front of her, sticking his head out and staring at her tightly.
She quickly shrank back.
Got a crazy guy?
Or is it inside the hospital?
"No~Zard-san?"
Li Youtai got closer and closer.
Sakai Izumizu felt that this idiot was about to stick to her face, she raised her foot and slammed it, and then the notepad in her hand was waved wildly by her wind demon.
There was a wail in the hospital hallway!
…… Crow...... Crow...... Crow......
Ten minutes later!
Li Youtai has another piece of cross tape on his head.
"I'm really sorry, it was really rude just now." Sakai Izumi's face was full of guilt. It's just that this guy's performance really looks like an idiot, as the existence of a deep house, Zard sauce has heard a little about idiots. "So, Yutai-san, you're also a patient here!"
"Hi~" Li Youtai is sitting in danger.
It was really nervous to sit with Zard.
"No~Zard-san, actually, I'm your diehard!"
"Huh? ~I'm really honored to say that! ”
"So, can you sign me?"
"Huh? ~"Sakai Izumi originally wanted to say, well, okay, it's really an honor, but when she turned her head and saw Li Youtai rolling up her sleeves, revealing her thick arms and bulging biceps, and the side of her arm was tattooed with the words "Night Dew Death Bitter", her words were swallowed directly into her stomach.
Runaways!
Thinking of this, Sakai Izumi looked at Li Youtai cautiously again, with short black hair, studs, gray crosses, and heavy metal style rings, he was completely a complete rampant!
"Let's sign it in this place!"
"Huh? ~"Sakai Izumi felt that his hands were a little out of control.
After the tip of the pen dropped his signature on Li Youtai's bulging arm, he began to sit upright and said no more.
Although she is not a guy with a lot of words, but in the face of a rampant, who knows what this guy will do.
A few days ago, she heard that some mob people in the Shibuya area dragged two high school students to death. That incident is still under investigation!
After getting the autograph, Li Youtai waved his arms for a while, excited, but in the end he scratched his short hair and said quite embarrassedly, "Ah No~Zard-san, I'm also a singer!" ”
"Huh? ~"Sakai Izumi, who was sitting precariously, began to be curious again, this guy who looks like a rampant is also a singer?
"It's just that it hasn't debuted yet."
"Huh?" If you haven't debuted yet, don't you think it's quite unreliable to say that the singer is talking about?
"I'm also from the Being department."
Nani? How come I've never heard of such a number one person in the company?
"A singer from the Being department who has not been admitted yet."
Sakai Izumi felt that if he continued to talk to Li Youtai, he would soon collapse. Why is this guy so out of tune when he talks? Looks like you should keep your distance from this guy from an unknown source!
The odds of the rampant are 100%!
"Zard-san, if it's not rude, can you ask Zard-san to help me recommend it to the Being department?"
"Huh?"
"I'm actually the lead singer of the band X-Blocks, and we've auditioned for the Being department many times."
It turns out that this guy is a member of the band X-Blocks. Sakai Izumii had also heard of the X-Blocks band, and when his colleagues in the company talked about this guy who had been rejected countless times but still had the cheekiness to come to the company to "make a fuss", there was really no other emotion except for the tsk. Although the original music of the X-Blocks band is a little immature, it still has its growth, and the reason why the management of the Being department turned this band away is entirely because of the relationship between the band's lead singers. The personality of the lead singer of this band is too jumpy, jumping to the point that it is completely incompatible with the operating philosophy of the Being department. Instead of signing this band and letting them make a fuss about the Being system, it is better to just let go.
"Eh~Do~ It's my turn to do the checkup, I'm really sorry!"
"Huh? ~Zard-san~Zard-san~"
The Sakai spring water was deserted and fled.