2. West Heaven Buddha Realm Chat Group
The owner of the mobile phone store frowned and said, "Your mobile phone has no virus!" ”
"Impossible, take a closer look, all the software on my phone has been lost by it, how can there be no virus?"
"There's no virus, or I'll help you get those software back," the shopkeeper knocked on the desktop, "One piece of software is a dollar!" ”
"No, you help me uninstall the software, I can give you ten dollars!" You have to charge money for the next few software, is there a mistake? Bai Xiaobai can handle this by himself with a wireless network. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
"You can't uninstall this software, it's useless to give me a hundred yuan, I think your mobile phone must be broken, why don't you change your mobile phone, I have the latest mobile phone here, and it is guaranteed to be ......"
"Forget it." Bai Xiaobai picked up the mobile phone and turned around and left, he still had some feelings for the mobile phone he bought for the first time, after all, it was bought by 1500 oceans.
Just now, when the other party checked and killed the virus on Bai Xiaobai's mobile phone, he also saw it himself.,It's true that there is no virus harm.,Ignore it if there's more inexplicable software.,Anyway, that icon is very good-looking and very suitable for his eyes.。
The mobile phone in his pocket suddenly flashed an interface, and the host did not enter the application for a long time, and after 30 seconds, the owner was forcibly recognized... 29… 3… 2… 1
Bite!
The phone emitted a strange red light, but it was covered by Bai Xiaobai's pants, so no one noticed the scene.
Yes!
Bai Xiaobai suddenly screamed, and in the pocket where he put his mobile phone, it suddenly seemed like a sharp needle pierced his thigh, and the pain came and disappeared quickly, as if nothing had happened just now.
Bai Xiaobai took out his mobile phone suspiciously, touched it in his pocket, and found nothing sharp, just a picture of a drop of blood on the interface of the mobile phone, "How can there be such a picture in my mobile phone?" ”
The host's blood sample has been collected and is being recognized, please ...... later.
It's another long loading progress bar......
At this time, Bai Xiaobai was shocked and suspicious in his heart, could it be that he was really infected with a virus in his hand? But what was the pain just now?
Back in the dormitory, Bai Xiaobai took off his pants and gasped, there was indeed a wound on his thigh, but it was not big, it had to be very careful to see it, and combined with the blood sample prompted on the mobile phone just now, the answer was already obvious.
Bai Xiaobai was startled, "Damn, this mobile phone actually sucks blood!" ”
But in other words, isn't the phone unique? Maybe you can get a lot of compensation for selling it to a mobile phone manufacturer?
If the super otherworldly red envelope APP in his mobile phone knew that he had this kind of thought in his heart, he would definitely despise him, wouldn't this be killing chickens and eggs!
The loading bar of the owner is finally completed, and the system prompts that the owner is successful, please enter the application, and there is only the OK key.
Seeing that the software still wanted to continue running, Bai Xiaobai kept pressing the power button without doing anything, "Look at me to give you a forced shutdown!" ”
A warning message floats across the screen that the app can't be shut down while it's running!
Nani? This software is absolutely a bunker, ** blowing up the sky!
There is no way, Bai Xiaobai can only follow, confirm the button a little, and the mobile phone screen flashed ten scenes in an instant, although it was the first time I had seen it, but Bai Xiaobai knew very strangely in his heart that this was the system selecting the mode, which could also be said to be choosing the story background.
Whew!
The screen is frozen in a picture of a monk holding Buddhist beads reciting Buddhist scriptures, and a set of subtitles appear on it, the Western Heaven Buddha Realm of the Otherworld.
"Is this a game?" Bai Xiaobai touched the screen, and after clicking in, he found that this was actually the interface of WeChat, and this number was still the number that he used to grab the red envelope.
"What kind of crazy is this WeChat!" Bai Xiaobai muttered and clicked into the Qingjiang University exchange group just now, and the group was still full of people at the moment, this is his number!
After flipping through some chat records, Bai Xiaobai's face instantly darkened, and those words were all mocking the one-penny bag he robbed, saying that he only grabbed a penny for two hundred yuan...... Yunyun, and the person who took the lead in saying these words was actually the group leader who gave out red envelopes, and the people in the group were even harsher in order to cater to that person, and even brought Bai Xiaobai's family with them.
grabbed a penny bag, and inexplicably recruited black, which is really no one! Out of sight is clean, Bai Xiaobai simply quit the exchange group in a fit of anger!
Suddenly, Bai Xiaobai's mobile phone shook, and Guanyin Bodhisattva invited you to join the group chat of the Western Heaven Buddha Realm, "It seems that it is another middle and second disease, and it is actually named Guanyin Bodhisattva, which is really wonderful!" ”
Then the phone vibrated wildly, and Guanyin Bodhisattva invited Fuxian Bodhisattva to join the group chat.
Guanyin invites Manjushri to join the group chat.
Guanyin invites Lingji Bodhisattva to join the group chat.
Guanyin Bodhisattva invites the Buddha to join the group chat.
Guanyin Bodhisattva invited the Buddha of Merit to join the group chat.
……
In just one minute, the number of people in the group chat has reached several hundred, Bai Xiaobai thought to himself, there are really a lot of people in the middle and second diseases, and they all use the names of those people in the Western Heaven Buddha Realm.
It is estimated that everyone has added almost, the one called Guanyin Bodhisattva spoke, and the disciple inherited the golden decree of the Buddha back then, and it took a total of 9,999 years to build this Buddha net...... (Balala said a lot of things next)...... Please also experience the wonders of the Buddha net in this group chat!
For cultivators, whether it is Taoism or Buddhism, everyone generally calls each other Taoist friends when they meet, in order to show respect.
Nan Wu Zhan Tan Merit Buddha (Tang Seng): The Bodhisattva's move is beneficial to the Buddha and the people, and the world can benefit for life, which is really gratifying!
Pure Altar Messenger Bodhisattva (Zhu Bajie): Hehe, my old pig will say a fair word, the Bodhisattva is doing well! The master is right! Behind a string of adoring expressions.
Fight over the Buddha (Monkey King): Idiot, you sycophant! (A row of white-eyed expressions.) )
Zhu Bajie: Monkey, be careful when you speak, the big guys are here!
I see you're looking for a fight again! (A few more angry expressions are thrown at the back.) )
Damn the plague Bi Ma Wen, if you have the ability, come here!
Pig's head, don't you dare? My grandson, a somersault, is a hundred and eight thousand miles!
The role substitution is so fascinating, it seems that they are not only the second middle disease, but also terminally ill, but Bai Xiaobai is not the second middle disease, so he thought about quitting this group chat, but then a message popped up to dispel his thoughts.
Guanyin Bodhisattva can't stand it anymore: Ahem! In fact, there are still many deficiencies in this Buddha net, so for the time being, only all of us in the Buddha realm can use it, and sentient beings still can't use it! However, today is a great day for the establishment of the Buddha network, so I will send a red envelope first to make the atmosphere up!
Sun Wukong: Bodhisattva, what's going on with this red envelope?
Guanyin Bodhisattva: Hehe, it's normal for Wukong not to know, and I'm used to this Buddha net after a long time. After I send it out, you only need to poke your finger lightly, and the red envelope will be opened, which is wonderful!
As long as there is a group with red envelopes, it is a good group, Bai Xiaobai looked at this group of funny exchanges, as if they didn't know how to play WeChat red envelopes, and couldn't help but secretly rejoice in their hearts, this time they will definitely be able to grab red envelopes.
The phone shook, and the red envelope came!