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Remy suddenly sneezed, she didn't want anything, so she had no reason to target Chen An. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
Remy looked suspicious, showing her little tiger teeth, and her eyes flashed with danger.
"You guy, are you saying bad things about Lord Remy!?"
What a keen sense!
Chen Anxin was taken aback, but on the surface he was silent, just laughed and changed the topic.
"Haha, how is it possible, it's because you're thinking too much, right? Remy.
Okay, according to last night's agreement, Mu Q, you can follow me and Misuzu to start morning exercises in the future. ”
"Hi~"
Patchouli stretched out her voice and pulled her face with a reluctant look.
It's also said that there is such a thing as exercising, and Patchouli can only see the hell if she is willing!
Remy's eyes narrowed, becoming more and more suspicious.
"Bastard, are you changing the subject?"
"It's all said, it's you thinking too much."
Chen An still didn't change his face, but continued to change the topic.
He looked to the side, and Lumia, who had already rubbed shoulders and couldn't wait.
"Lumia, are you ready?"
"Oh, big brother, let's get started."
Lumia's little face flushed with excitement, and she couldn't wait to start right away.
"Okay, then, let's start the morning exercise."
Ignoring Remy's increasingly unhappy look next to him, Chen An snapped his fingers and announced the beginning of Patchouli's ordeal.
Of course, it was suffering, but it was just Pache Teauli's unilateral idea.
Because her workout task is not heavy, she just runs around the Red Devil Pavilion.
Of course, no magic is allowed.
By the way, don't look at the huge space inside the Red Devil Pavilion, but that's because of Sakiya's ability.
In fact, the Red Devil Pavilion is not big from the outside.
For example, it takes about half an hour to walk around the Red Devil Pavilion on Lumia's short legs, and it only takes five minutes to run.
Chen An's goal for Patchouli was to run circles around the Red Devil Pavilion, not much, just two laps.
Too little is useless, too much for Pache to stand it. So only two laps were set.
Of course, this is only for now, and when Pache gets better in the future, it will naturally increase slowly.
In addition to Pachuali, everyone else also has their own things, Misuzu is practicing martial arts, even if she doesn't practice with Pachouli in the morning, this is also her habit. Every morning, I will practice martial arts, and I will fight boxing, and my muscles and bones will be loosened.
It's been so long since I came to the Red Devil Pavilion, rain or shine, and it's never broken.
You know, Misuzu is a monster from ****, don't look at the good temper, lazy to sleep all day long, but she is a real kung fu master!
The little devil is in charge of making soy sauce, she is a demon, even since she was summoned by Pachouli, she has been staying in the library with her. But the foundation is there, and the physical fitness is absolutely complete with Pache 200 streets.
Besides, the demon's physical fitness is not something that can be increased by simple exercise, so naturally there is nothing to do.
As for Remy and Sakiya, please ignore them, one of them is bored to visit, and the other is the one who accompanies the boring person to visit.
Except for the three soy sauce makers, Lumia, the little guy, is very energetic, and has been shouting and screaming behind Pacully, and she is very energetic.
"Ah, Patsy come on! Come on, Patsy! ”
Following Pache for a while, Luminia kept cheering her on loudly, but when she stopped to rest again, she finally couldn't bear it anymore and couldn't cheer anymore.
"Oh, Patsy, why did you stop again? It's really useless. Woo, big brother, Lumia went to see Misuzu. ”
Lumia pursed her mouth, complained to Pachouli twice, then said to Chen An, and ran to the door of the Red Devil Pavilion to watch Misuzu practice martial arts.
"Hey, Mu Q, come on! I didn't see Lumia better than you. ”
Chen An has been following Patchouli from the beginning, and watching her perform all the way, he really has nothing to say.
You know, before she finished two-thirds of the lap, Patchouli had already stopped several times! In this way, his face was still flushed, and he couldn't stand it anymore when he was panting.
It's no wonder that Lumia is impatient, if it were her, she would have finished running long ago, and there would still be time to take a nap!
Although Patchouli was out of breath when she ran, her head was sweaty and her body was weak, but her mouth was still quite hard.
"Hello, long-winded, you have the ability to run!"
She gasped, but suddenly she was refreshed.
"Also, don't call me Mu Q!"
"Hi, hey, yes, Lord M-Q!"
Chen An responded casually, but he couldn't help but slander in his heart.
What does it mean that he has the ability to run, and along the way, it is someone else who runs with her and cheers her up!
Hearing that Chen An still called her Mu Q, Patchouli suddenly jumped out of anger, and stopped to find him to reason, and by the way, she was lazy.
Chen An looked at Pache Autumn's steps that were about to stop again, and finally couldn't bear it anymore.
With a flash of light in his eyes, he threw out a wicker stick and made a crackling sound.
Chen An kept a straight face, scaring Patchouli.
"Mu Q, I advise you not to stop, otherwise you will have to suffer."
"What's the pain? Don't call me ......."
Patchouli stopped, and before she finished speaking, she was whipped on her ass with a wicker by Chen An.
Patchouli felt a pain in her buttocks, and immediately understood what Chen An meant, so she didn't dare to stay any longer, and hurriedly covered her ass and ran out.
She glared at Chen An.
"Demon, you demon!"
It's clear that I'm useless, and I'm embarrassed to curse when I lose.
Chen An pursed his lips, ignoring Pache Valley's anger, and he shouted loudly.
"Isn't that very spiritual? Hurry up, run fast! If you grind like this again, how long do you want the little devils to wait!? ”
Patchouli ran out of breath, but she didn't forget to say cruel words to Chen An.
"You, you wait for me, I, I will be fine later, teach you a good lesson!"
Chen An pursed his lips again, really, his ears were about to grow calluses when he heard this. Isn't that still fine?
And...... Now that the wicker is still in his hands, Patchouli still dares to be arrogant, it's really not long-sighted!
Chen An smacked his lips, feeling that Patchouli was really undertidyed, so there was another crisp sound, and he hit Patchouli on the buttocks with another wicker.
"Wow, it hurts!"
Patchouli had a pain in her hip and ran faster.
She was furious.
"Bastard! What are you doing, I'm not lazy. ”
"I'm willing, why don't you run faster!"
Seeing that Pachouli still had the leisure to talk nonsense, Chen An "snapped" again.
Patchouli's ass hurt and she scurried out some distance.
She screamed.
"Wow, bastard, you're waiting for me!!"
In this way, Chen An fought carelessly all the way, and Pachouli ran desperately all the way, and it took half an hour to finally finish Lumia's ten minutes of walking.
As soon as she finished running, Patchouli ignored her weak body, hurriedly covered her buttocks, which were still aching, and pouted, away from Chen An.
Even if she ran far away, she still looked at the wicker in Chen An's hand vigilantly, for fear that he would give her a few more blows when he would.
Chen An was amused for a while, shook his head, and threw away the wicker casually.
This guy would be so active when he exercises.
As soon as the little devil saw Patchouli coming back, he hurriedly brought out the tea that Chen An had prepared a long time ago, gave up his seat, and greeted him politely.
"Pache Lord, you're back, come quickly, drink some water, sit down and rest."
"Hmm."
Patchouli was already tired and half dead, and when she heard the little devil's words, she sat down.
"Shhh
It's just that as soon as she sat down, Patchouli's face changed, and she immediately jumped up and screamed in pain.
She covered her hips and glared angrily at Chen An.
"Bastard, it's all your doing!"
"Hey! Hi! ”
Chen An said a few perfunctory words, and didn't bother to pay attention to her, just came to Lumia's side and accompanied her to watch Misuzu practice martial arts.
Pacouli, who was ignored, held her breath, but she had no choice but to take Chen An to the side, stepping on the wicker that Chen An had thrown away before on the ground to vent her anger.
"Die! Die! Die! ”
Ignoring Pachouli, who lost her temper like a child on the side, Chen An looked at Meisuzu, who was sweating profusely while practicing martial arts, and couldn't help but ask.
"Lumia, how long has Misuzu been playing? Why do you look so tired? ”
You must know that Misuzu is not Pacouli, and she can sweat after running two steps!
Lumia bites her finger cutely.
"I don't know, anyway, as soon as Rumia came, Misuzu didn't stop."
"Oh? So long. ”
Chen An became more and more surprised, and began to watch Misuzu's movements seriously.
I don't know what kind of boxing Misuzu is practicing, but there is a degree of Zhang Chi in one move and one style, and the sense of rhythm is very strong, which looks very pleasing to the eye.
Lumia looked at it, and stood beside Chen An, and she also did the same, and danced with Misuzu a few times, but she was soon in a hurry, and she couldn't remember the front and the back, so she suddenly leaned on Chen An in a daze.
This stupid guy has no skills, and he is still strong.
Chen An couldn't cry or laugh. He helped Lumia to the side and sat her down.
He petted Lumia's little nose and admonished.
"Okay, sit here obediently, don't reproduce it."
Lumia pouted and lay down on the table. Holding his head in his hands, he wailed weakly
"Uh......h It's so hard. Lumia can't learn. ”
Remy was disdainful.
"Stupid little ghost, what's so difficult about this, it's obvious that you're useless."
Lumia was a little unconvinced.
"Liar, Remy, come on!"
It's so difficult, she doesn't believe that Remy can learn!
"I'll come, I'll come! Look at it. ”
Remy is not to be outdone, besides, isn't it just to follow Misuzu twice, what's so difficult?
Thinking so, she walked to a place where the sun couldn't shine, put on a decent stance, and then learned Misuzu's movements and kicked her legs hard.
Remy learned very decently, but her movements were too big, and she was wearing a skirt, so she accidentally stepped on the corner of her skirt.
"Oops. "With a bang, I fell and ate.
As Remy lay on the ground, her skirt lifted over her body, revealing her snow-white panties and white thighs.
Lumia gloated.
"Remy is useless!"
He also said that he was better than her, but he suffered as a result, right? Deserve!
Chen An looked at the spring light that Remi revealed and smiled dumbly.
I didn't expect Remy to keep his promise so much. It's really white.
In addition to Misuzu, who was still boxing seriously and didn't pay attention, even the little devil and Pache covered their mouths and snickered.
It's hard to see Remy so embarrassed.
Sakiya hurriedly stepped forward to help Remy up, and she looked concerned.
"Miss, are you alright?"
"It's fine."
Remy was a little depressed, and she was even more depressed when she heard Rumia's gloating shouts.
She patted the dust on her skirt and wanted to continue.
"Again, I don't believe I'll be able to handle it!"
Sakuya was very worried and persuaded politely.
"Miss. You better not continue. Misuzu's boxing method to Miss your IQ. You can't learn it. ”
Remy: "......"
She jumped up in anger.
"Long-winded! What do you mean I can't learn IQ!? Look down on people, don't you!? ”
"Nope."
Sakiya is very calm.
"I'm just telling the truth for the sake of hello Miss."
"The facts?"
Remy was even hotter, and she gritted her teeth.
"Long-winded! Shut up and watch me fight! ”
Sakiya's lips moved slightly, but she finally sighed.
"Yes, Miss."
But Saki didn't persuade him, but Chen An couldn't help but persuade him.
"Remy, you're still obediently listening to Sakiya, don't continue, you'll get hurt."
Hearing even Chen An say this, Lei Mi Xing's eyes widened, and she was immediately furious.
"Bastard! What did you say! Are you saying that I, Lord Remy, is useless!? ”
Chen An: "......"
He really had nothing to say about Remy's exuberant self-esteem.
Although he wanted to shut up and let Remy continue to suffer, he sighed and couldn't help but continue to persuade him.
"Stupid, it's not that I look down on you, but you're wearing a skirt, how can you practice?"
Remy was stunned for a moment, looked down at what she was wearing, and didn't find anything wrong, and immediately glared at Chen An again, with a vicious voice and a very bad attitude.
"What's wrong with wearing a skirt, it's your business!"
Chen An: "......"
was kind and scolded, he was really too lazy to say more.
But he didn't want Remy to continue to be stupid, so he smiled at Remy when he thought about it.
He said so.
"White Oh~"
Remy didn't understand what Chen An meant for a while, was it the color of her skirt?
Just when Remi was wondering, Chen An added another sentence as if nothing happened.
"Panties."
Remy: "......"
Remy's face froze, her face turned red when she brushed it, she covered her skirt, and hurriedly squatted on the ground.
Remy glared at Chen An, looking at him as if he was looking at some kind of humanoid garbage.
She was very angry.
"Actually peeking!? You dead pervert! ”
"Poof!"
While watching the hilarious little devil and Pachouli, he laughed again.
It's obvious that he is stupid, but he puts the blame on others, which is really worthy of Remy.
Chen An pursed his lips, not bothering to explain Remy's accusations.
Really, he actually said that he peeked, and he didn't want to think about it, and she didn't fly, how could he peek? Could it be that she peeked early in the morning while she was changing clothes?
That kind of boring thing, only fools do it!
Lumia was a little unhappy and fought for Chen An.
"It's obviously Remy who revealed it yourself, and you still say bad things about your big brother, nasty ghosts!"
"Nani!?"
Looking at the dumbfounded Remy, Sakuya explained very calmly.
"Miss, it's not Chen An peeking, it's that you showed yourself when you just made a stupid fall.
That's why I advise the eldest lady not to continue to be stupid. ”
She thought about it and added.
"Of course, if the eldest lady wants to continue, when I didn't say."
Remy: "......"
She blushed and didn't mention continuing, but hid to the side and drew circles.
After a while, Misuzu breathed a long sigh of relief and finally finished her punch.
As soon as she came back to her senses, she saw Remy crouching in the corner of the wall and drawing circles.
Misuzu was amazed.
"Hey, what's wrong with the eldest lady?"
"It's nothing, ignore her."
Chen An replied casually, and handed Meiling a towel, he was a little curious.
"Misuzu, what kind of punch are you fighting, it's really beautiful, is it some kind of superb martial arts?"
Lumia also looked at her curiously.
"yes, yes. Misuzu. Did you just practice something amazing? Lumia can't learn. ”
"This is not a superb martial art, I created it myself and used it for health."
Misuzu wiped the sweat on her head with a towel, and saw that Chen An seemed to be very interested, and suddenly looked forward to it.
"What, fellow, do you want to learn? I'll teach you. ”
Chen An waved his hand and refused.
"Forget it, I still won't bother you."
Although he did have some interest, Chen An did not want to learn.
It's not that he's looking down, it's not lazy, it's somehow, he always feels that these things are useless to him.
Besides, even if you learn, it is estimated that you haven't practiced for three or five years, don't think it will be effective.
Even if there is, it is estimated that the body is stronger, and it is okay to bully and bully the soft and weak Patchouli, but as for the others, not to mention, it is estimated that even Lumia can't be bullied.
However, Patchouli can be bullied without practicing!
In that case, why do you still learn it?
Misuzu was a little disappointed.
"yes, it's a shame."
In fact, she not only has martial arts, but also has kung fu to nourish and practice qi, but looking at Chen An's lack of interest, she thought about the particularity that his spiritual power and magic power could not be condensed, so she didn't mention it.
Chen An didn't study, but Lumia was very interested, raised her hand, and jumped there vigorously.
"Lumia, Lumia wants to learn!"
Misuzu was not stingy, and agreed with a smile.
"Okay, I'll teach you next time."
"Thank you Misuzu!"
Luminia was overjoyed, and waved her small fist vigorously in the direction of Pacully, feeling that she would no longer have to be afraid of Pache bullying her in the future.
Anyway, it was okay, so Chen An chatted with Misuzu.
"Misuzu, you've been practicing this set of punches for a long time, right?"
"It's not too long, because it was created shortly before I came to Gensokyo, and I learned other martial arts before."
"Oh, did you practice martial arts a long time ago?"
Chen An was stunned for a moment, looked Meiling up and down, and couldn't help but praise.
"No wonder you're in such a good shape! It turns out that I have been exercising! ”
Misuzu blushed and subconsciously covered her chest, only to find that Chen An had already looked away.
Her words were a little evasive.
"It's okay, it's okay."
"Huh? What the? Is Misuzu's body so good because of exercise? ”
As if hearing something terrible, Remy suddenly pricked up her ears.
She stopped drawing circles, turned her head, and stared at Misuzu with burning eyes.
"Really?"
Sakuya's eyes moved, and she leaned over to Misuzu quietly.
Not only them, but even Patchouli and the little devil secretly looked over.
Only Lumia was stupid and completely confused.
Misuzu was startled by Remy's gaze and hurriedly answered.
"Well, it should be, anyway, I've been practicing martial arts since a long time ago."
"Huh?? Is that really the case......"
Remy didn't know what to think, and suddenly became entangled, she struggled for a while, and finally glanced at Misuzu's plump breasts. Looking down at his washboard again, he finally made up his mind.
Remy jumped up from the ground and declared loudly.
“…… Very well, Mistress Remy has decided! In the future, Misuzu will be responsible for teaching me and teaching me martial arts! ”
Who is she Remy? She is the greatest, elegant, and beautiful ...... in the world Save 500 words...... of the Vampire ...... Well, one.
Because there is also a sister standing side by side with her.
But she is so great, elegant, and beautiful...... Five hundred words ...... omitted, but there was always one question that bothered her, and that was ...... Stature!
Of course, Remy must emphasize that she doesn't care much about this, she, the great Remy, has always been perfect, how could there be shortcomings!
It's just, it's just that she thinks she can be a little more perfect, well, yes, that's it.
Besides, she's 500 years old, you know, that's a full 500 years old!
And what makes Remy cry is that since she became a vampire, her height and measurements have never changed, never again!
At that time, she was only 13 years old!
500-year-old age, 13-year-old figure, this, how can this be!
She Remy is the most perfect in the world, but she has used many methods, but it has never had any effect on physical growth!!
In the end, she had no choice but to give up her ambition of becoming a beautiful girl and a mature royal sister.
Of course, even if she has no choice but to give up, Remy will often imagine that she will get rid of her Lori body and become a beautiful girl, a mature royal sister, and then be silly.
By the way, the first time she and Chen An met, they were taken advantage of by him, and the reason why she saw that was because she was conjecturing again and stole Sakumi's underwear.
Thinking of this, Remy glared at Chen An viciously, making him a little inexplicable.
But no matter what happened in the past, now that there is a chance to change and achieve her long-standing ambitions, Remy must certainly seize it.
Otherwise, not to mention God, even she herself would not forgive her!
"The eldest lady is mighty!"
Sakuya shouted in her heart, and stood quietly behind Remy.
"Not only that, but as the personal maid of the eldest lady, I have to be responsible for the eldest lady.
And what if the eldest lady practices blindly with Misuzu, what will happen to the practice? ”
She said again in Misuzu's dissatisfied look.
"So for the sake of the eldest lady, I have to test the poison myself, and after I learn it, the eldest lady can only learn it after there is no problem."
The implication is that she learns too!
Misuzu was dissatisfied.
"Hey, what do you mean by testing poison by yourself! I'm a health boxer! ”
Really, she's a red Misuzu! How can you teach martial arts that hurt your body!
Besides, even if she practices martial arts that will hurt her body, in her hands, it takes a few minutes to still become cultivated!
Ignoring Misuzu's displeasure, Pache also jumped out, her small fist to her mouth and coughed twice, looking righteous and stern.
"Hmm, I think I can still work hard for the sake of my own body.
So, Misuzu. I'll learn from you too! ”
Chen An: "......"
He looked at Patchouli, who was smiling, and wondered if he had seen a ghost.
I'm so tired after just two laps that I can't live anymore, and now I want to increase the amount myself? I increased the dosage, but I still smiled, did I take the wrong medicine?
Or, running too tired and sweating into your brain?
Just when Chen An was wondering whether Patchouli had taken the wrong medicine or had her brain in water, the little devil also jumped out with Patchouli.
She's serious nonsense.
"Well, Assemblies are right, the body is the most important thing.
I feel like I've been getting worse and worse lately. So, for the sake of good health, I also learn! ”
The little devil seemed to be afraid that Misuzu would not believe it, and he pretended to cough twice. I looked very weak.
Chen An: "......"
He had given up thinking.
It seems that it is not Pache who has a problem with her brain, but the people in the library, who have a problem with her brain.
Chen An was taken aback when he thought of this.
Wait a minute!? He seems to be from the library, so he can't be infected, right?
Thinking of this possibility, Chen An was really taken aback.
In order to test whether he really had a problem with his brain, Chen An hurriedly asked himself a few questions.
“1+1=?”
“2。”
"What's M-Q's name?"
"M-Q."
"Does Remy have breasts?"
"Nope."
"How do I get from the library to the library?"
"Open the door, close the door, open the door."
After a series of questions, Chen An finally asked the last key.
"Who am I?"
"Chen An! Don't be evil, don't kill in vain, a good person who takes doing good deeds as his lifelong goal!
At the same time......"
Chen An stepped on the back of Remy, who had come over to eavesdrop on what he was talking about, and shouted at the sky.
"Still, the most handsome, handsome and handsome man in the world!"
Patchouli, Misuzu, Little Devil, Sakiya: "......"
Lumia cheered loudly.
"Big brother is right!"
Remy flipped the table in her heart, right!
She jumped like thunder, and as soon as she jumped up, she roared angrily and began to chase Chen An.
"Roar! You bastard! Dare to step on the back of Lord Remy, unforgivable, unforgivable! Stand still for me, and let me kill you 10,000 times!! ”
Chen An didn't say a word, turned around and ran.
……
In this way, although Chen An felt a little inexplicable, he was chased by Remy and ran three laps in the Red Devil Pavilion.
But Patchouli really became diligent, and the next day she was able to get up on her own without him shouting, and then go to Misuzu to learn what to do
This kind of attitude is completely far from the first day when the mud can't support the wall!
Not only that, but even Remy has changed from a nocturnal creature to a daytime creature, although she is also very incompetent as a nocturnal creature, and often runs around the Red Devil Pavilion during the day.
But no matter what, the next morning, the gate of the Red Devil Pavilion was still the same as yesterday, a group of people were snorting at the door, looking so lively.
……