Chapter 50. Comment on entertainment news with jokes
After accepting two rounds of interviews, Han Hyuna was finally officially hired by Culture TV, and when she received a call from Deputy Director Zhou Guoguo, Han Meizi was excited. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
Because after she quit her job at the bar, she lost her job, Han Hyuna felt that the days without a job were like wasting time, the outside world was changing rapidly, and she had no contact with the outside world for a day, as if she was out of touch with society, this kind of unfulfilling days made Han Hyuna feel so unreal.
"Tomorrow we are going to record a children's program, Han Meizi, come to the TV station early, because there is a lot of work to prepare in advance......"
Zhou Guoli informed Han Hyuna by phone, but after he hung up the phone, his heart felt heavy, originally the position of the host was Han Hyunna's, otherwise Wen Qian opened the back door and pressed herself with the director, when would it be Wen Qian's turn to be the host? Although Zhou Guoli is unhappy with Han Hyuna in his heart, he can speak loudly when he has a high position, which is also the most helpless place in the workplace.
Han Hyuna still doesn't know about the shady scenes of the TV station, she still listens to Zhou Guoguo's opinion and browses entertainment news on the Internet.
Cheng Feng over there was lying on the sofa interacting with the fans after finishing the code, and there was a news that pushed an entertainment news to Cheng Feng.
The approximate content of this entertainment news is that a very loving celebrity couple likes to show affection when they have nothing to do on weekdays, and in the eyes of outsiders, they are a model couple, but today this celebrity wife was exposed to a cheating scandal, and she fell in love with a domestic entrepreneur with a net worth of more than 10 billion! And this model couple is going through divorce procedures.
Pushing this entertainment news was a fan with an ID called 'Qilin Arm', and he jokingly provoked Cheng Feng and said: "Auntie, I know that your language is vicious on weekdays, can you comment on this news?" ”
Cheng Feng said disdainfully: "I'll just say you, can you do something else?" Worrying about all this gossip news all day long...... Reading more, reading more newspapers, eating less snacks, and sleeping more are the keys to success! ”
The fan of the 'Qilin Arm' said: "Cut, auntie, you don't have to pretend to be garlic, I want to listen to your comments on entertainment news~" This fan coaxed together, and other fans also shouted.
Cheng Feng said: "Okay, really, you didn't withdraw...... Well, listen up. Cheng Feng entered the memory palace, found a funny joke in an instant, and quickly tapped the keyboard to post this joke on the Internet.
"My wife went into the bath to take a bath when she entered the house, and after washing, she asked her husband to take a bath towel, and her husband said: Daughter-in-law, did your boss send you back?
The daughter-in-law was surprised and said, "How do you know?" My husband said: I saw the Porsche logo on your buttocks, and you said it was very powerful. ”
As soon as this paragraph came out, there was a slight silence for a while, but after 5 minutes, Cheng Feng's fans were happy to blow up their nests, and said: "Auntie, the joke you wrote is so funny, haha, I was originally eating, but when you said this, it was sprayed all over the screen!" ”
"It's the first time I've seen someone use a joke to comment on entertainment news, it's so funny, wahahaha."
"Hahaha, fans will look at your wife's ass next time you take a shower, maybe you will find a different car mark......"
Cheng Feng finally stopped scolding people today, and the meager language was all ridiculous, filled with a harmonious atmosphere. Han Hyuna over there said: "Cheng Feng, you can do it, you have taken care of writing novels, composing music, and guessing lantern riddles, and now you still have to be a joker?" Are you still letting people live? ”
Cheng Feng said: "Hey, have you only discovered my strengths now?" Hey, are you kind of in love with me? ”
Han Hyuna took a sip and said, "Sweet tongue and slippery tongue...... But the joke you think is quite funny, are there any other funny jokes? "Han Hyuna is also on the meager power of the joker, and I want to hear more interesting jokes from Cheng Feng.
Well, since his wife asked Cheng Feng to tell a joke, Cheng Feng didn't seem to have any reason to refuse, he cleared his throat and said, "Have you heard of such a story?" A rich man wanted to get married, so he sent a marriage notice, and three women came, and the rich man gave each of the three women 1,000 yuan and asked the three women to fill the house.
The first woman bought 1,000 yuan of cotton, the second woman bought 1,000 yuan of balloons, and the third woman, bought only one candle and filled the house with light...... In the end, guess who the rich man marryed? ”
Han Hyuna blinked, and said, "You don't need to ask, of course it's the third woman, such a smart woman will definitely have a good family when she marries back." ”
Cheng Feng shook his head and said, "Wrong, in the end, the rich man chose the one with the biggest breasts." ”
Han Hyuna was speechless for a while, Cheng Feng made up these yellow jokes! But maybe it's just a little bit of color that creates a witty taste.
Han Hyuna said: "By the way, tomorrow I will go to the TV station to record a new program, and the program team can let me take someone to ...... Cheng Feng, do you want to follow? ”
Cheng Feng thought that he had also saved a lot of manuscripts, and now Han Hyuna invited herself to the TV station as an audience, anyway, Cheng Feng has not been to the TV station in this parallel world, so it's not bad to see it.
The next day, Cheng Feng followed Han Hyuna to Jingshi Culture TV Station. Cheng Feng is a codeword otaku who stays at home on weekdays, although he has also been to the live broadcast room of Singularity China Literature Group, but now everything he sees when he goes to the TV station is so novel to Cheng Feng.
Cheng Feng went to the audience to find a place, waiting for the recording of the show, thinking that Han Hyuna is now the host of the show, and it is also exciting to think about it in front of the national audience.
It's just that when Han Hyuna went to the backstage dressing room, she found that Wen Qian, who applied with her that day, was also in the dressing room! The makeup artist also helped her put on makeup, and Wen Qian looked high-spirited.
Han Hyuna was very surprised to see Wen Qian again, because the TV station only recruited one host during the interview that day, but the deputy director said that he was successful in the application, what is going on?
Wen Qian saw Han Hyuna's surprised appearance through the mirror, and she said triumphantly: "You are the Korean celebrity, right?" Oh, it seems to be wrong, Miss Han doesn't seem to have been popular in Korea, right...... Oh, don't mind, that's how I talk. ”
Wen Qian relied on her relationship to enter the TV station as a host, and now she has no fear to sit firmly in the host position.