After Lu Xiqing left, Du Xiaoming hurriedly retrieved a number of "School Cooker Contracts" from the computer, drafted a contract that suited the actual situation of the school, and signed an employment contract with the cook He Xiangli. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

At dinner time on Tuesday, everyone was sitting around a table and eating, but Liu Yinfeng suddenly "poofed" and laughed, although he tried his best to contain it, but the laughter was like a derailed train that was difficult to brake, everyone was inexplicable, until she smiled enough, Wang Junyi asked tentatively: "Is it eating 'ink' (humor) again, and I can't spit out the words of laughter." ”

Liu Yinfeng wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes and said with a smile: "You know that I asked students to use 'mother' to form a sentence today, and one child made a sentence like this: 'My grandfather loves my mother very much. I laughed to death. ”

"What's so funny, the child is very right, and there is no language problem, the key is that you want to be crooked, some families take the man to the woman, the child asks the grandfather to call grandpa, and the principal's daughter also asks the grandfather to call grandpa?"

This Wang Junyi is really idle nonsense, pouring salt on the heartache, Du Xiaoming feels very uncomfortable, although his daughter is his own flesh and blood, but changing his name and surname is always not a glorious thing, sometimes he also blames himself for being too hasty in his promise, and sometimes relatives and friends will be frightened and say loudly after asking his daughter's name, "Why is Xiaomi's surname Liu?" "As you get older, this stigma comes strong. He scolded in his heart, didn't say a word, and "snored" and ate.

"That's all for you to squirt." Huang Chaoyang glanced at Du Xiaoming and said, "When I was changing my diary yesterday, a student wrote: 'The class leader instructed us to carry the dung, and everyone worked so hard that no one dared to drink it. Later, we were really tired, so we secretly drank behind the squad leader's back. He must have written 'rest' as 'drink', which is all a typo. ”

"It's disgusting, you have to use civilized language when eating." Liu Yinfeng "vomited" and wanted to vomit.

The cuckoo's mobile phone shouted happily, it was the ringtone of "Tianzhu Girl".

Du Juan saw that it was her boyfriend Wen Kai, hurriedly put down her chopsticks, and walked out of the kitchen while taking them: "Hey, why did you remember to call at this time, I thought you threw me into the sad Pacific Ocean." ”

"I think you're too late, guess where I'm here?" Wen Kai's voice was very hearty.

"You're whimsical, your whereabouts are uncertain, and I don't have a positioning device installed on my phone."

"Far away in front of you, I am like a wandering god by your side."

"Flim tongue, bragging, not filing taxes."

"Hey, I'm not a braggart now, I'm a magic master, turn left, go ten meters ahead, it's time to witness the miracle."

The cuckoo walked to the door, and Wen Kai was leaning against a small black and shiny car, looking at her with a smile.

Wen Kai was dressed in a suit and leather shoes, looking high-spirited and very personable, and this happy gift made her defenseless. Wen Kai is a year older than him, after graduating last year through the relationship in the government as a correspondent, this spring he only went back to the university once, invited her to the hotel sea for a meal, the rest are telephone chats, in the application for the "special post", she called him to ask for advice, he just said not fishy, I can't help much, their own way to choose. Later, when she came to the tavern elementary school, she could basically wait for him to make a phone call every other day, and then ramblely poured out the joys and sorrows of work and life, listening to the other party's humorous and cheerful ridicule, chatting is the optimizer of love, waiting is the torment of happiness, she hopes that Wen Kai can take the initiative to find her, to pierce the door of love that is as thin as a cicada's wings, and to open up a place where she is specially tailored for him.

"Today, I followed the leader to your county to inspect the work, this afternoon to tomorrow morning is empty, I used the navigator to find here, I didn't think you could stay in this ghost place, birds don't lay eggs, just see the trees and don't see people, it's a remote area." Wen Kai's voice is high.

"No, it's a paradise."

"Okay, it's a paradise, your eyes are all true, good and beautiful, why don't you just talk and don't let me sit in your room, I'm hungry."

The cuckoo smiled implicitly, and Wen Kai followed behind him with a large bouquet of delicate roses.

As soon as he entered the living room, Wen Kai clamped the cuckoo's chest hard: "Juan, you want me to die." "A storm of kisses scribbles are coming.

The cuckoo struggled to break free, and quickly closed the door of the living room: "This is the school, and the children are watching?" ”

"Courtship in front of everyone's eyes is passionate."

"Don't play **, you're not the big intestine and the small intestine, I'll make instant noodles for you."

"Wangmei quenches her thirst, I see that the beautiful girl is not hungry again, she just wants to eat beautiful women."

"Are you suffering from beauty poisoning, you are ready to move in broad daylight, you heard that there are students at the door."

The door of the cuckoo's room was instantly full of curious students eating with bowls, and a beautiful teacher lived in the room and got into a strange man, which is definitely news to see, and there are also students in the cuckoo's class, most of them have the spirit of protecting the beautiful teacher, and they pay attention to the teacher's wind and grass.

Du Xiaoming had eaten, inspected the campus, and saw a large group of children at the door of the cuckoo probing their brains, so they went towards the future, and a little girl said softly: "Principal, there is a man in Teacher Du's room, who seems to be bullying Teacher Du?" ”

Du Xiaoming had an idea, listened to the lack of movement in the living room, saw a expensive car parked at the school gate, understood what was going on, he told Huang Chaoyang to prepare four dishes, and the school had a guest.

A bag of peanuts, a plate of dragon claw vegetables, a bag of pig ears, and a plate of almonds were placed on the coffee table in Huang Chaoyang's room, and two bottles of liquor of more than ten yuan were brought and turned into a banquet. Wen Kai, Huang Chaoyang, Du Xiaoming, Wang Junyi, and Hao Chunlai sat together.

Du Xiaoming said embarrassedly: "It is very happy to have friends from afar, it stands to reason that there should be good wine and meat to entertain, but there is no canteen here, even the stir-fry pot has not been brushed out, and I hope to understand that the conditions are difficult." ”

"Long live understanding, long live understanding, that's all for it, cuckoo is here, you take care of it."

"That's as it should be, we all treat him as our own sister. We don't talk about work when we drink here, and today a glass of wine is considered to be a catch for my brothers, so let's have a glass together to show that we will meet. Du Xiaoming took the lead in raising the wine glass.

Wen Kai looked at the wine bottle and didn't serve the glass for a long time, everyone understood what he meant, and he thought the wine was too bad.

Du Xiaoming picked up the wine bottle and filled it in the cup slowly, with a mouth, a glass of wine turned to the sky, he tilted the wine glass to show that he drank dry, and said, "I will dry the glass first as a respect, and the wine in your cup will be ordered." The right to give face to your brother. ”

"The scholar is the one who knows that he has died, and I regard it as a confidant when I see a bold person, today I am drunk and down, and I have to sacrifice my life to accompany the gentleman!" Wen Kai also took a glass of wine and drank it all.

Wine can help the fun, the atmosphere instantly became harmonious, Wen Kai had to guess the wine, Du Xiaoming said embarrassedly, there are still students in the school, the impact is not good, let's simply pour the two, and we will have a chance to compete in the township or county in the future. Several teachers also had a heart, and took turns to toast Wen Kai, and after a few laps, Wen Kai seemed to be unable to speak, but the words were endless: "When you come to me in the future, I invite you to drink Wuliangye and eat shark fin bear's paws, I invite you to take a sauna and soak in the hot spring to do Tai's massage, and I invite you to play、、、、、、。 ”

Two bottles of wine were empty in half an hour, Wen Kai felt that he was not happy, arguing for wine, Du Xiaoming was embarrassed to say: "There are thousands of glasses of wine for confidants, we have to inspect the students at night and take care of the students. Everyone said that they had to go to bed at night, so they retired one after another, Wen Kai's face was crimson from alcohol, and the sea and sky were chatting. Du Xiaoming echoed the topic, chatting about the day is always better than drinking, he is responsible for drinking at school, once something happens, he is the first to be held accountable, especially the teachers often drink too much and use this as an excuse to leave the students behind, so he must be principled, basically do not drink at school, and occasionally special cases must be grasped, sometimes even if he drinks and hurts, he can't let his subordinates drink high.

Wen Kai gradually became unconscious, sitting like a dizzy duck and drowsy, Huang Chaoyang helped him into his living room and threw him on the bed, took off his shoes, and went to Hao Chunlai's living room and bunk.

Du Juan watched Wen Kai fall asleep, and returned to the living room happily, Wen Kai's mobile phone was still charging, she heard his mobile phone vibrating and shouting, she wanted to answer but felt out of place, looked at the mobile phone, the caller ID "lover 139 ********", her hot heart instantly cooled to more than ten degrees below zero, with questions and curiosity, she opened Wen Kai's text messages, which were warm and ambiguous, all of them were lingering text messages with "lover", there were ** testimonials, there were mood interactions, and even talk about marriage、、、 、、、 the content of the mobile phone is like a depth charge, blowing up the cuckoo's loyal view of love, and the mobile phone instantly became Wen Kai's swaggering face, she really wanted to smash it and spit on it, she 、、、、、、 her heart was as painful as a blunt knife cutting flesh, and tears erupted like a fountain.

In the dead of night, the cuckoo's brain is sometimes empty, sometimes like a hungry bird.

Wen Kai woke up in the middle of the night, feeling dry mouth, his head was beating like a pinprick and hurting, groping to turn on the light, the room was rusty and simple, he was clever and a carp sat up, rubbed his temples, his brain flashed the scene of last night intermittently, but he couldn't connect it, he touched the phone and didn't see it, he remembered that he came to find the cuckoo, he opened the door, the moon was white and the wind was clear outside, a cold air was blowing in his face, he subconsciously walked to the cuckoo's room, and knocked on the door.

The lights came on, and the cuckoo's hoarse voice: "Who?" ”

"Me, Wen Kai."

"Didn't you sleep?"

"I'm thirsty, I'm looking for some water to drink, and my phone is missing."

"The phone is with me, you sleep first, and come to pick it up tomorrow morning."

"I drive the leader's car, and the leader calls at any time, and I can't afford it."

"You sleep first, I'll call you when the leader's call comes."

"Juan'er, don't shirk, I'm cold outside." After speaking, there was a knock on the door, and the sound became heavier and heavier.

The sound of midnight was particularly harsh, and the cuckoo was afraid of waking up the teachers and students, so he had to open the door.

Wen Kai flashed into the living room, closed the door with lightning speed, and said with a hippie smile: "I thought you would open the door for me, it's so cold outside, you must feel sorry for me." "A mouth and the smell of smoky wine will come to me.

The cuckoo became alert: "What are you doing? ”

Wen Kai grabbed her and still smiled and said, "What can a man and a woman do in the middle of the night?" ”

The cuckoo bit his hand fiercely, and finally got out of danger, she said firmly: "Don't play **, if you do this again, I'll call someone." ”

"You shout, you shout hoarsely, I can't help the police to arrest me." Wen Kai grinned and rubbed his purple gums, and said angrily.

The cuckoo picked up a pair of scissors on the table and aimed it at herself, looking mighty and unyielding, her tears glided down like a crisp noisy bean "grunt", sparkling on her chin, flickering, she choked up and said: "Wen Kai, for the sake of our college life for a year, you can spare me." ”

"Cuckoo, what's wrong with you, you know that there is a novel that doesn't say that if you want to enter a woman's heart, you must first pass through her **, during school, you were always afraid of getting pregnant and afraid of being expelled from school, and now that we are all adults, these burdens have been removed, why can't you give it to me?"

The azalea pear blossoms bring rain and can't cry silently. Wen Kai's face was gloomy and gloomy, and he continued to vent his inner dissatisfaction: "Du Juan, do you know what era this is, now it is popular to try marriage, try love before marriage, a man who can't even dedicate his body to himself, does she love this man?" Adam and Eve can steal food**, and you are stuck in the old ways, do you think you are a saint who sticks to chastity? ”

"Wen Kai, you get out, get out, you are dirty, you are shameless, how can I fall in love with someone like you? I have eyes without beads, do you come to me just to want my body? You're short of women, get out of here with your stinky phone—" The cuckoo roared like a lion.

Wen Kai suddenly woke up like a dream.

The lights on the campus turned on one after another, Liu Yinfeng was the first to get up, put on his clothes and walked to Du Juan's room, saw Du Juan holding a pair of scissors in his hand, grabbed the past, and said, "Girl, if you have something to say, don't despair." ”

Seeing that the school teachers were rushing here, Wen Kai felt that all explanations were meaningless, and he simply added an even more hurtful sentence: "Love is nothing more than the reluctance of two fleshly bodies, and a person who can't even give his body will never get love." Waiting for Du Xiaoming to open the door, Wen Kai started the car without saying a word and drove away in frustration.

"What is this name you are talking about? Is it still human talk? Liu Yinfeng's body trembled, "This baby is really dignified on the surface, but in fact, she has a belly full of male thieves and female prostitutes, is she drinking too much wine." ”

The cuckoo threw himself into Liu Yinfeng's arms, and his whole face and even body were twitching.