In the main hall, under the eager eyes of the sect master and the elders, Fang Yun took two slow steps, recalled the jokes he had read, and muttered, "Why did the ninety-year-old lady die naked on the street? Why are female disciples' underwear frequently stolen? ”

Several people heard it in a fog, looked at each other, and shook their heads, not knowing why. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Many people have seen this paragraph on the Internet, but some places cannot be copied directly.

Like the pregnancy avoidance condom and the commissary, it is definitely not allowed to appear, and at the same time, some elements must be added to connect these contents with the Tiger Roaring Gate.

Fang Yun thought as he paced.

"Who committed the serial rape and sow rape case? What secrets are hidden behind the loss of the Tiger Roaring Gate Snake Fruit? ”

Fang Yun's words mentioned the "Tiger Roaring Gate", and what his intention was was about to come out.

"Oh, I see." The third elder said happily.

"These words are enough to be yin." The Law Enforcement Elder commented.

"Hmm." Zhu Yunpeng and Elder Chuangong nodded approvingly.

The fourth elder turned his head to look at the third elder, and then at Zhu Yunpeng, with a blank expression: "What is he talking about?" What happened to Tiger Roaring Gate? ”

Zhu Yunpeng coughed lightly and said in a consultative tone: "Boss, can you go find some paper and pens?" ”

Listening to what Fang Yun said, Zhu Yunpeng desperately wanted to take the paper and write it down, and he couldn't miss a word.

"Hmph, look down on me again." The four elders angrily went to find paper and pens.

After saying a few paragraphs, Fang Yun didn't think about the next wording for a while, and while the fourth elder went to get the pen and paper, he continued to think.

Waiting for the four elders to fetch the things, Zhu Yunpeng asked Fang Yun a few words and wrote down his previous words.

Waiting for Zhu Yunpeng to remember, Fang Yun also thought about the rest of the content.

"The little widow's door is knocked every night, is it the master or the disciple? What is the secret behind the accidental death of several female disciples? ”

The third elder tasted: "This sentence points clearly, didn't he frame my disciples for playing hooligans?" That's how we should disgust him. ”

"Haha, that's good." The law enforcement elder laughed and praised the disciple's wit.

"Anything else?" Zhu Yunpeng read it carefully, and the more he reminisced, the more he felt that this sentence was wonderful, and he couldn't help but ask Fang Yun if there was anything to follow.

"There's only the end left." Fang Yun slowed down his speech so that his master could remember clearly: "Behind all this, is it the distortion of human nature or the degradation of morality? Let's walk into the Tiger Roar Gate together and explore the perverted inner world of the Tiger Roar Door master. ”

"Wonderful!" Zhu Yunpeng couldn't help but clap his hands. "Distorted human nature and moral decay? Isn't that what he said Lin Xuantian! ”

"Let me see." The law enforcement elder stepped forward, took the words written down by Zhu Yunpeng, and read them twice from beginning to end, feeling that the whole person was comfortable.

"In my opinion, you can also add the old man Qingsong to the last sentence." The three elders have always remembered the hateful face of the old man Qingsong.

"Explore the perverted inner world of the Tiger Roaring Gate Master and the Old Man Qingsong." The third elder asked Fang Yun's opinion: "What do you think?" ”

Fang Yun said respectfully: "Uncle Shi's proposal is very good. ”

"Eh, whoa." Hearing the Third Elder mention Old Man Qingsong, Fang Yun had a new idea. It's a perverted idea, but I like it.

"Uncle Shi, I think it's better to change the 'little widow' in front of me to 'Old Man Qingsong', what do you think?" Fang Yun asked Zhu Yunpeng.

"Oh?"

Zhu Yunpeng tried to change the words and read them again: "The door of the old man Qingsong was knocked every night, is it the master or the disciple?" ”

"Ouch my mother, goosebumps are up." Zhu Yunpeng rubbed his arms vigorously, and his voice changed: "I'm disgusted." ”

"It should be Lin Xuantian and Old Man Qingsong who were disgusted to death." The law enforcement elders were very sympathetic to them.

"It's just amazing!" At this time, the four elders who were slow to react also figured out this matter. Thinking of the faces of the old man Qingsong and Lin Xuantian, I only felt very happy. "I can almost imagine the expressions on their faces when they saw the words."

"Great, I immediately ordered my disciples to copy hundreds or thousands of copies, and take advantage of the night to secretly post them in conspicuous places all over Qingyun City." Zhu Yunpeng said that he wanted to call his disciple.

Fang Yun hurriedly grabbed him, the technique of the sect master "black man" was still in a very primitive stage, it was simply too low-level.

Listen to what he has to say.

Hundreds or thousands of copies? It's too small. Do you only know how to copy? Feel free to make tens of thousands of copies.

Posted in Qingyun City? The range is also not large enough.

Let the disciples do it? They are not willing to spend money to hire a water army, how can it become a big thing.

If you want to expand your influence, you still have to add some skills to it.

"We can do this, pay someone to ......" Fang Yun said this, leaving the Sect Master Elder dumbfounded.

"Sure enough, our Qingyun Sect is still too decent." Several people thought so.

……

With more than 200 disciples working overtime, 50,000 or 60,000 pieces of paper filled with the "crimes" of the Tiger Roar Gate were born.

The third elder and the fourth elder personally took the lead, and nearly a hundred old disciples rushed to Qingyun City, and some disciples went to villages and towns outside the city; The Elder Chuangong flew to a small city next to Qingyun City; The law enforcement elder even went straight to the royal city.

Sect Master Zhu Yunpeng successively recruited disciples from retreat to guard Qingyun Mountain.

There were dark money transactions staged in many parts of the Bingtang Kingdom, however, the Tiger Roaring Gate and the Old Man Qingsong were not aware of all this.

At this time, in the northwest of Qingyun City, on the outskirts of Qingcao Town, the Tiger Roaring Gate was stationed.

Lin Xuantian was chatting with the old man Qingsong, talking about how majestic he was today, and he couldn't hold his head up.

Taking a sip of wine, the old man Qingsong said happily: "Today can be regarded as a limelight." ”

"Is that not it?" Lin Xuantian gulped down the entire glass of wine and ordered the disciples who were waiting to fill it up.

"If you want me to say, it's just a little fight today, it's nothing at all. After three days, I will gather all the fellow Daoists in this Qingyun City and go up to the Qingyun Mountain together, he will definitely not be able to give us all a satisfactory answer, and I will make his Qingyun Sect lose face at that time. ”

"I want to congratulate the door master in advance, and I hope that the door master will overthrow the Qingyun Sect as soon as possible and unify this Qingyun City." The old man Qingsong had a flattering face, and he didn't have the slightest appearance of a cultivator.

"Haha, borrow your auspicious words." Lin Xuantian looked complacent, as if he had already won the battle.

The two talked and drank until midnight.

When the old man Qingsong left the Tiger Roar Gate drunk, Lin Xuantian also returned to his room, looked carefully, and confirmed that no one had come, and then opened the door of the secret room.

The secret room was a black hole, and only the faint light in the room shone into it. Lin Xuantian walked down a few steps, the door of the secret room closed automatically, and at the top of the secret room, a bright stone lit up, illuminating his way down.

"Count you as acquaintances, otherwise don't blame me for being ruthless." Sitting in this secret room of more than ten square meters, with no one around, Lin Xuantian put on a cold face, how can he look like a person who has drunk wine for a long time?

Pressing down an inconspicuous button on the edge of the seat, the friction sound of "click" came out, and a quarter of a square meter of floor slightly recessed, slowly moved away, revealing a square pit twenty or thirty centimeters deep, and a gourd with a crystal light on the surface was quietly placed there.

Taking out the gourd and shaking it, listening to the ping-pong sound of the pill hitting it, Lin Xuantian felt extremely wonderful.

Carefully pour out one, pinch the elixir with two fingers, and put it in your mouth.

Place the gourd back into the pit and restore the floor.

Lin Xuantian swallowed the elixir, meditated cross-legged, and cultivated.

Following.

Lin Xuantian, who had finished his cultivation, opened his eyes, his eyes were slightly red, and his expression was radiant.

Exhale a cloudy breath with a hint of warmth. The stiff muscles and bones of the activity were active, and a satisfied smile appeared on the corner of the mouth.

"It is worthy of being a fifth-order elixir, and the Xuanyuan Pill has really helped me in my cultivation."

Thinking of the ten fifth-order Xuanyuan Pills that Lingyun Pavilion had given him, and then thinking about the greater benefits he would gain after the matter was completed, Lin Xuantian narrowed his eyes: "Qingyun Sect, wait, the day you disappear is not far away." ”

got up and walked out of the door of the secret room, and after breakfast, Lin Xuantian came to the main hall of the Tiger Roaring Gate.

A hall master who had been waiting for a long time presented the envelope and said respectfully, "Door master, news from Lingyun Pavilion. ”

After taking the envelope and opening it, Lin Xuantian read it in his entourage.

"The matter is almost done, let Lingyun Pavilion not rush to urge." Instructed his subordinate hall masters to draft a letter, Lin Xuantian read: "In three days, I will go to Qingyun Sect, and there will be results at that time." ”

"Ask Lingyun Pavilion to confirm that they can withstand the counterattack of the Ice Tang Kingdom, and support me to become the only major faction in this Qingyun City after the Qingyun Sect is destroyed."

After checking what the hall master had written, Lin Xuantian nodded with satisfaction: "Pass it back to them, pay attention to safety." ”

"At the latest, half a month at the latest, I will change the name of Qingyun Mountain to Tiger Roaring Mountain, and this Qingyun City will also be changed to Tiger Roaring City." Isn't Tiger Roar much more majestic than 'Qingyun'? ”

When his subordinates walked away, Lin Xuantian started his spring and autumn dream again.

He didn't know that there was already a strong news slowly spreading all over Qingyun City.

There was a lot of discussion, and there was a lot of intensification.

It's a pity that Qingcao Town, where Tiger Roar Gate is located, may not be able to learn about this news in the first place, which is really unfair to the people who live there.

Uncle Tian got up in the middle of the night, and after going to the toilet, someone actually handed over the paper; Aunt Li in the east of the city woke up early in the morning and found that someone had stuffed a piece of paper in the crack of the door; Wang Erniang got up early to feed the pigs, and paper was also posted on the door of the pigsty; Aunt Zhang quarreled with her daughter-in-law, went to the kitchen in a muffled voice, and pressed a piece of paper under the kitchen knife.

In the Continent of the Gods, paper is a relatively precious thing. Except for a wealthy cultivation sect like Qingyun Sect, as well as a disciple with Xuan Gong and quick movements, who can print fifty or sixty thousand pieces of paper at every turn?

After seeing the paper full of words, everyone was very curious about what was written on it, and they were very concerned about the content on it.

It's only been half a day, and Qingyun City has already spread, and there are voices everywhere talking about the Tiger Roaring Gate.

West.

Several young people gathered together and quarreled around a piece of paper.

"How could there be such a thing, it must be fake!"

"Whoever said it was fake, it was spread all over the city, everyone said so, how could it be fake!"

"It's impossible." The man argued.

"Brother, this thing is true, I saw it with my own eyes." As soon as the person who received the money from the Qingyun Sect told a lie, his face was not red and his heart was not beating. "The night before yesterday, I heard Wang Erniang's pig screaming with my own ears, and I didn't think about it at that time, but I didn't expect it to be all done by Tiger Roar."

Cheng.

"I heard that the master of the Tiger Roaring Sect did that kind of thing with an old man named Qingsong?" Uncle Wang talked to a few friends.

"How old is the Tiger Roaring Sect Master?" A person next to him asked curiously.

"People don't know." An old man dressed up in flowers, shook his head, and trembled when he spoke: "Love oil, it sounds like it makes people tremble, it's terrible." ”

"It's scary, I'm so scared." Someone next to him said angrily: "I think you're so excited." ”

"I hate it."

"Ouch, I can't stand it anymore, let me die far away." Uncle Wang hurriedly fled, he didn't expect this Tiger Roaring Door master to be such a person, fortunately, he didn't let his son go to Tiger Roaring Gate to learn art, how good it is to pick up dung at home!

South of the city.

"Rape sows?" A man scratched his head and resolutely said, "No, I have to go home and take care of my pigs." ”

Halfway through, the man slapped his head and said angrily: "No, my family is full of boars, what are you afraid of?" ”

"Little brother, it's the boar that you have to look good at!" A disguised Qingyun Sect disciple on the side of the road said earnestly, "You didn't read the charges of the Tiger Roaring Gate carefully, did you?" Boars are more dangerous! ”

"What!"

"See for yourself." The Qingyun Sect disciple pointed it out to him.

"I won't tell you, I have to go home quickly." The man threw down the sentence and ran away.

At this moment, a man dressed as a disciple of the Tiger Roaring Sect was standing in front of a boar, holding a long stick, hesitating to carry out the task assigned by the elder.

After a long time of ideological struggle, I made up my mind: "Do it!" ”

All of this is just happening in Qingyun City.

Approaching the city, or even the royal city, there are just a few signs of popping up.

At this time, Lin Xuantian and Old Man Qingsong were still in the dark, not knowing about this good show.

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