Zhen Yaofeng's face turned green, and he looked at the thighs of Liu Gang with his tongue stretched out and intoxicated, and the whole person was petrified on the spot. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

"What is it doing here?"

"It's you... Brute! Loosen up! You don't even let aliens go! ”

Zhen Yaofeng pulled it off Liu Gang's thigh with a strong ear, and the thing lost his mind to show Liu Gang its dog Ding Ding, Liu Gang looked at it with a confused expression.

"Let's go to the Japanese!"

"Whew!"

After throwing it out, the thing scratched the door twice and then stopped, and a few minutes later, there was a wail of a outside.

Zhen Yaofeng returned to the house and looked at Liu Gang, who was dumbfounded, the atmosphere instantly became embarrassing, he could only learn the voice of Teacher Zhao Zhongxiang in "Animal World" and said: "Spring is blooming, everything is recovering, and it is the mating season again, the male turtle lies on the body of the female turtle and makes a hearty sound. ”

Liu Gang saw the plastic bag of spicy strips at the door, and said in a nervous tone: "If these spicy strips are taken away from the earth, they can easily cause an asteroid to completely fall and be in a state of chaos, it is really terrifying." ”

Zhen Yaofeng embarrassedly stuffed a large bag of spicy strips into the shoe cabinet and closed the door, and said curiously: "I especially don't understand why spicy strips can tempt you so much, is it the same as the food on your planet?" ”

Liu Gang shook his head: "No, the taste of spicy strips is more fragrant than the food of our planet, and that fragrance makes us unable to control ourselves." ”

"It seems that your alien food is not very good, and this thing is junk food for us, and it has no nutrition at all..."

Speaking of which, Zhen Yaofeng thought of some other special foods from my Great Shenzhou.

Grilled cold noodles, fried stinky tofu, pancakes and fruits, spicy hot... It is estimated that these things will still make Liu Gang and them crazy.

Before Cao Xin and Zhen Yaofei came back, Zhen Yaofeng explained to Liu Gang the matters that needed to be paid attention to at night to avoid any accidents, especially the water gun, Zhen Yaofeng specially told Liu Gang not to bring it with him, it would be funny if he turned An Song and them into toilet paper.

……

At eleven o'clock in the evening, in the mountain behind a high school, a sneaky boy carried a sack of spicy strips, followed by a woman who shaved Guo Degang's hairstyle, and the moon was dark and windy night, the picture was extremely weird.

The reason why Zhen Yaofeng came an hour earlier was that he was thinking about finding a place with a wider vision first, so that it would be convenient to start after Rab 9741 came in a while.

In the end, Zhen Yaofeng chose an open space without trees, he threw the bag to the ground, and began to tear apart the bags of spicy noodles and pour them on the ground, and after a while, the air was filled with a strong smell of spicy noodles.

"Do you think Rab 9741 can smell it? We don't even know where he is. Zhen Yaofeng squatted on the ground and asked while tearing spicy strips.

"Yes, our Rab has made the star man very sensitive to smell when he first came, and there are so many spicy noodles now, as long as Rab 9741 is not too far away, he will definitely find the taste here." Liu Gang replied.

Zhen Yaofeng nodded: "Then you can help me, I don't know when I will tear it alone..."

Liu Gang stood aside and didn't intervene, her body kept trembling and said, "I have to stay away from you, I'm afraid I can't control eating spicy noodles, this thing is too tempting." ”

Zhen Yaofeng said embarrassedly: "Okay, then you go to the intersection of the mountain to see if my brother is here." ”

Rab first came to make the star now Liu Gang himself is not crazy, Zhen Yaofeng doesn't want the future destruction of the earth to be because of a pack of spicy noodles.

After working for more than half an hour, Zhen Yaofeng finally tore all the spicy strips for 100 yuan, he felt that he couldn't breathe at all, it was too spicy for his eyes, and he could faintly smell the spicy strips after he ran out for more than ten meters.

At this time, An Song and the fat man also went up the mountain in a mighty way, and Zhen Yaofeng saw that several of them were still carrying throwing sticks in their hands.

Every time they fight, they just bluff people, because this thing is too lethal, and it is fatal to hit the head with all their strength.

"Yo he! Crazy man, you can make a new girlfriend? I haven't heard you mention it..."

An Song stared at Liu Gang's feet with an obscene face, he deliberately crossed his feet when he saw Liu Gang's chest, and when he saw Liu Gang's head, he was so frightened that he almost sat on the ground.

Zhen Yaofeng scolded with a smile: "Fuck off, this is a sister of my relative's family, you can just call her Sister Gang..."

Speaking of this, Zhen Yaofeng whispered to An Song and them: "My sister is a social person in her hometown. ”

An Song nodded vigorously: "I can see this hairstyle - it's too social!" ”

"My sister will take the lead in a while, and we will assist, but you must remember that the kid will come in a while, and we will hit him on the head, and when to stop and adapt to the situation!" Zhen Yaofeng said to everyone.

Ansong and the others said that they understood, and the fat man pointed to the spicy strips in the distance and asked, "Why are there all kinds of spicy strips over there?" ”

Zhen Yaofeng said perfunctorily: "That's the prop I used to transfer the tiger away from the mountain, don't worry about it, you just be responsible for doing it!" ”

……

Everyone and Liu Gang hid on a slope more than 20 meters away from Latiao, everyone looked at the dark woods around them, unknown small animals flashed in the grass from time to time, and a few crows quacked in the trees.

Zhen Yaofeng didn't feel like they were here to catch aliens, but like they were here to catch ghosts.

An Song took out a pack of Chinese from his pocket and distributed it to everyone, everyone smoked hard with a cigarette, Zhen Yaofeng was still explaining to the fat man what he would do for a while, An Song saw Liu Gang staring at the pile of spicy strips in the distance with a serious face, so he took out a cigarette with a hippie smile and came to Liu Gang's side.

"Sister Gang, are you coming to the root?"

Liu Gang saw that everyone was holding cigarettes, her brows furrowed slightly, she took the cigarette, learned to put everyone in her mouth, and An Song hurriedly lit it for Liu Gang.

However, Liu Gang didn't smoke a cigarette, and An Song looked at Liu Gang in confusion and said embarrassedly: "Sister Gang, you don't like to smoke China?" ”

Liu Gang didn't know how to answer, she saw everyone inhaling into their mouths with a cigarette in their mouths, so she instantly understood the principle of smoking, and she took a big puff of a cigarette.

"Thorny!"

Due to the excessive force, the cigarette was swallowed directly by Liu Gang in her mouth, she chewed it twice and swallowed it into her stomach, and then smashed it and looked at An Song: "Thank you." ”

Ansong: "......"

Zhen Yaofeng saw An Song and the others all revolving around Liu Gang, so he naturally knew that these fox friends were all lustful, and he was afraid that something would happen, so he hurried to Liu Gang's side.

……

Half an hour later.

"Maniac... It's half past twelve, isn't that kid afraid to come? ”

An Song yawned and said, the fat man and they were also tired, and the bespectacled buddy fell asleep directly against a stone.

Zhen Yaofeng looked at his Nokia and said embarrassedly: "Wait a little longer, it should be soon..."

He leaned over to Liu Gang and whispered, "Rab 9741 can't smell the smell of this spicy strip?" Why hasn't it appeared after so long? ”

Liu Gang stared at the spicy strip in the distance with a serious face and said, "No, Rab 9741 will definitely come." ”

Zhen Yaofeng yawned: "It's been so long, if he really smelled the spicy strips, he would have come out a long time ago... If we don't come in another ten minutes, let's leave..."

Liu Gang shook his head: "No, I will wait forever." ”

Zhen Yaofeng was just about to say something, when suddenly there was a crisp "crackling" sound in the distant woods, as if it was the sound of trees being broken.

Everyone followed the reputation, and saw a white light flying out of the woods, and a figure appeared in front of the pile of spicy noodles.

It's just that when Zhen Yaofeng saw clearly the person standing in front of the spicy strip, Zhen Yaofeng was shocked.

Because the person who came was not Rab 9741 at all.