Chapter Ninety-Seven: Breaking Through Liaozhai Palace
To be honest, Zhang Yiran has seen a lot of small horror stories, and he really has no fear of these gods and ghosts, especially those who can be seen at a glance to be played by people. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info He wanted to see his girlfriend as soon as possible, so he said expressionlessly, "So, how are you going to pass this level?" I'd like to give you an explanation. ”
A huge bead of sweat flowed from the ghost's face, and he pulled out the corner of his mouth and said, "Please, sir, I'm wearing a branch on my head, painting a ghost makeup, and twisting my waist to make a sound effect, just to scare you, you give a scared expression." You're making it hard for me to do this, and I'm not going to get paid! ”
Zhang Yiran, a five-good young man, has never been a difficult character to embarrass people, so he immediately put his hands to his mouth very exaggeratedly, opened his eyes wide, showed a very frightened expression, and also brought his own lines: "It's terrible, how can there be such a terrible ghost!" ”
Zhang Yiran's performance made Chi Qingqing, who was seen in the background, pound the bed with laughter, and even the masseur couldn't stand it and covered her mouth and smiled.
When the ghost guy saw Zhang Yiran's realistic performance, he felt even more embarrassed, he said: "Forget it, don't pretend if you're not afraid, I feel more pathetic about you like this." My level is actually very simple, two conditions, one, not afraid of me. You've already passed that. Two, aren't you hot right now? ”
Zhang Yiran wiped the sweat on his head and threw off a layer of sweat: "Yes, I'm hot, I'm going to get soaked with makeup!" ”
The ghost guy showed a sinister smile and said, "Then you can choose the gate on my left now, there is air conditioning and ice cream behind the gate, which is very comfortable." ”
"No need, I choose my girlfriend!" Zhang Yiran refused without hesitation.
"Cut!" The ghost guy complained in his heart, so I hate the rancid smell of love the most, and now that you're out, your girlfriend isn't going out too. I don't have to get this heat anymore, okay? If you have enjoyment, you won't enjoy it.,This group of stupid x who have a lower IQ when they fall in love.。 The ghost guy is actually hotter than Zhang Yiran, because of the branches on his head and the layers of ghost clothes on his body. The ghost guy who was in a hurry to get off work pointed at Zhang Yiran's feet: "You jump down, jump into the magma, and you'll pass my level!" Hurry up, hurry up, I hate you love brains the most! ”
Zhang Yiran, who felt that the staff of the second level was much easier to talk to than the staff of the first level, didn't know that the ghost guy disliked him, and specially thanked the ghost guy and said a few more words before jumping into the burning magma.
This magma was made of holographic projection, Zhang Yiran only felt that he jumped on the spot, and when he landed, the scene around him changed again. This time, the scene is a treasure room, which is full of countless treasures. There are antiques, there are jewels, and there is gold that blinds the eye. Some of this gold is in gold coins, piled together to form a mountain of gold coins. There were also gold bars, which were neatly stacked in open boxes.
To tell the truth, no matter how much money is obsessed, people will unconsciously smile when they see this pit full of gold jewelry and antiques, and even Chi Qingqing, who is peeping behind the mirror, will unconsciously show a smile.
At this moment, from behind the gold coin, a man dressed as an Egyptian pharaoh, a muscular man with long eyeliner and honey-colored skin came out. The muscular man smiled and said, "How's that?" Wealth moves people's hearts! Even if you know that these are virtual, you can't help but be happy, right? ”
There is no need to deny this, so Zhang Yiran honestly admitted it. Pharaoh Man smiled, he was the head of the FFF group of Liaozhai Palace, and there were countless young couples who were defeated under him, seeing Zhang Yiran admit without hesitation that he was happy when he saw gold, Pharaoh felt that he was not far from success! Pharaoh smiled and took a pair of thumb-sized gold bracelets from his hands, and said with a smile, "What if I give them to you?" This is a pure gold bracelet, and one has two or two weights. This pair of bracelets, I'll give it to you now, take it! ”
Zhang Yiran looked at the bracelet that the pharaoh had taken off with some disgust, two or two were actually not much to him, the key was: "What about my girlfriend?" ”
Pharaoh smiled even brighter: "You can give up the game and take this pair of gold bracelets as a reward for each of your girlfriends." Play a game and make money back, what a good thing! He relied on this statement to deceive countless young couples, and this pair of gold bracelets is the last level of the three lovers, the money test. The gold bracelet is the final test, and if the visitor chooses to ask for the gold bracelet at this time, the test game fails. Finally, Liaozhai Palace will send a pair of plastic rings with "pure gold bracelets" written on them to prevent tourists from complaining about pharaoh fraud.
Pharaoh has actually used this trick for a long time, and the reason why he has been using it and has not been exposed is that several men and women who have been defeated at the feet of money are embarrassed to say how they were defeated? Besides, I broke up because of this, how can I let other little couples step on my failure! This is because the biggest reason why the other tourists who broke up and tacitly joined the FFF group have always remained silent, even if one or two well-wishers explain how the three levels of the lover are tested on the Internet, there will immediately be a large number of idlers running out and saying nonsense to stir up the post.
However, even if there is a perfect strategy on the Internet, I temporarily decided to come to Liaozhai Palace, and when I entered the door, I found that Zhang Yiran and Chi Qingqing, who had triggered the mode of "Human and Ghost Love", must not know. At this time, Zhang Yiran looked at the pair of gold bracelets, and said to the pharaoh expressionlessly: "No, I want my girlfriend!" ”
Pharaoh was willing to give up, he gritted his teeth and said, "You choose a bracelet, you choose it and give it to your girlfriend." ”
Zhang Yiran shook his head and rejected the temptation of the pharaoh, the reason being: "This bracelet is too ugly, I gave it to her, others will think that I have a problem with my taste and is an upstart!" ”
The pharaoh, who had designed this vulgar bracelet and the entire golden room, felt that he had been hurt by ten thousand points, and he covered his chest and waved his hand, "You go, you go, you go." You've passed! With that, Pharaoh vanished with the Golden House.
Zhang Yiran found himself in the ancient market again, but at this time, the sky of the market was very unscientifically full of glow. All kinds of staff who had received Zhang Yiran before gathered around Zhang Yiran, some of them were smiling, some of them were reluctantly applauding, and they congratulated together: "Congratulations on the perfect pass, you and your girlfriend are really more in love than Jinjian!" ”
Zhang Yiran didn't want to hear these so-called congratulations, he was looking for the figure he wanted in a bunch of gods and ghosts. Since Zhang Yiran has already passed the customs, these staff members will naturally not embarrass him anymore, the ghost guy covered his mouth and pointed to the sky and said: "Young man look at the sky, your fairy comes from the sky!" ”
Following the ghost guy's fingers, Zhang Yiran turned his head to look at the sky, only to see a heavenly gate built of clouds appear in the colorful glow. With the music, a bridge made of rainbows hangs down from the gate of heaven, and at the end of the bridge, there is a figure wearing a wedding dress embroidered with nine colorful phoenixes...... (To be continued.) )