Xiao Ming loves to listen to stories and always likes to imagine, and Xiao Ming, who was a child, liked to sit among his parents and listen to the stories of his parents one by one, he may not know that it is not necessarily so fun for an adult; However, my parents were very happy and happy, and this simple family sat together to tell a story, and that kind of warm feeling - that is happiness. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

To get back to the point, among these stories, the story of "Selling Fragrant Farts" is the most interesting, at least for a child:

Once upon a time, there was a family in a village whose parents died young, leaving their three sons with a cow, two horses, and four yellow dogs.

The eldest brother and the second brother soon got married, and the eldest sister-in-law and the second sister-in-law were very dissatisfied with raising a younger brother. One day, the eldest brother and the second brother said to the younger brother: "Little brother, the big man wants to divide the family, and the big tree needs to divide the branches, we are both adults now, and we have a family, let's split the family and live it individually!" ”

The younger brother was a little surprised, the eldest brother and the second brother were so lazy, and they usually didn't work less, but they actually proposed to split the family?

Seeing that the younger brother hesitated, the eldest sister-in-law and the second sister-in-law were dissatisfied, and shouted: "Little uncle, you see that you are so old, are you embarrassed to let your brother and sister-in-law support you for a lifetime?" Hurry up and decide. ”

The younger brother understood a little in his heart, but he still replied: "Brother and sister-in-law, aren't we having a good time now?" It's never too late to divide it in a few years! ”

The two sisters-in-law were very angry when they heard this, and said, "You must divide it!" You always eat ready-made, we don't do it! ”

The eldest brother and the second brother obeyed the mother's order, and also helped: "Little brother, our house is so big, how inconvenient it is for you to be here!" What's more, you will have to marry a daughter-in-law in the future. ”

The younger brother couldn't resist it, so he agreed. My brother and sister-in-law were very satisfied when they saw this, and thought to themselves, finally drove away a man who ate white rice, and could save some money to raise children in the future.

At the beginning of the separation, the eldest brother first occupied a few acres of good fields and the cow, and the eldest sister-in-law and the second sister-in-law competed for pots and pans and furniture at home; The second brother seized a lot of fields and two horses, and gave a few acres of the worst wool fields and four yellow dogs to the younger brother, and pretended to have suffered a loss. The younger brother was a little sad in his heart, but he didn't say anything, he was kind and hardworking, and he believed that people were not lazy.

After the separation, the eldest brother and the second brother were still lazy to eat, and the cattle and horses were not well fed. The two sisters-in-law worked hard in housework and were very dissatisfied, and began to miss the days when they had a younger brother, and they regretted it a little, but they couldn't pull their faces and call him back.

The younger brother built a small wooden house next to the dog pen, kept the house in order, and took the yellow dogs up the mountain every day to hunt, dig the ground and chop wood, and lived a very fulfilling life.

When the time came to plow, the younger brother ploughed the field without oxen or horses, so he borrowed it from the two elder brothers. The two elder brothers were driven crazy by their sister-in-law during this time, and they were all comparing them with the younger brother, and they were already unhappy in their hearts, of course, they prevaricated: "Our own field has not been cultivated yet, so we can't lend it to you!" ”

The little brother was sad, and he was sad at midnight. Suddenly, four yellow dogs dragged him to plow his stomach, and he was overjoyed!

Early the next morning, he quickly took up his hoe, took his sickle, and led four yellow dogs to plow the field. He used two dog pears for a while, and then two dogs to plow for a while, and when he was tired, he sat on the edge of the field and gasped. The yellow dogs are well rested and are fully capable of plowing the fields.

People in the past were amazed, but the younger brother was still very uncomfortable, and his brother was not as good as a dog to himself, so he sighed: "I have to plow the field in the busy farming season, the eldest brother has cows, the second brother has horses, and I only have four dogs, which is really sad!" ”

Next, the younger brother got up early every day and put on four big yellow dogs to plow the fields. Within a few days, the younger brother's field was almost completed. The eldest brother and the second brother were very puzzled when they saw that the younger brother's field was turned soft, so they went to ask the younger brother:

"Little brother, who gave you the plough field? So fast, we haven't even ploughed yet. ”

"I ploughed it myself." The younger brother answered truthfully, and the eldest and second naturally didn't believe it and questioned:

"Where's the cow?"

The little brother smiled coldly: "Hehe, I have my big yellow dog." ”

When the two brothers heard that dogs could plow the fields, they laughed and left, obviously not believing it! But I'm curious, what does the little brother use to plow the field? So he went back and asked his daughter-in-law to go to the younger brother's horizon the next day to see the situation.

The younger brother still got up early to plow the field this day, but there were two sisters-in-law standing by the field, and they were polite, and the younger brother still said hello; The two sisters-in-law chatted with themselves, ignoring the younger brother, and the content of their chat was undoubtedly the funny talk of the dog plowing the field.

The little brother snorted coldly in his heart: Wait and see! It was customary to plow the two of the big yellow dogs and touch their heads. Just as he was about to plow, there was a sigh in his ear:

"I have never seen a dog plow a field in my thirty years, young man, if you can plow me three times with your dog, my load of silver will be yours!"

It turned out to be a middle-aged businessman passing by, and when he saw his younger brother's posture, he was curious, so he sighed. The people who passed by and the two sisters-in-law all came to the spirit and focused their eyes on the younger brother, expecting a miracle.

The younger brother did not disappoint them, and responded in a loud voice: "Talking is a word? ”

The middle-aged businessman smiled: "We businessmen attach the most importance to our own goodwill, and everyone can testify; But if you can't plough the field with a dog, how about you send me this money back to my house? ”

"Okay, everyone testifies for us, then I'll start!" The younger brother responded, and said in his heart: No business, no treachery, you want me to help you be a free porter, no way! I'm still worried about your money, haha!

I saw that the little brother took out three buns and threw them forward, and the two dogs chased after them with the plows quickly, and succeeded once; The second time in turn, the third time it worked! The younger brother won a single piece of silver, and went home early, and the people were amazed.

On the way home, the two sisters-in-law took the initiative to ask to help the younger brother carry the silver, the younger brother is not stupid, and there is naturally nothing to say about cheap labor. The two sisters-in-law were very enthusiastic, and secretly thought that they would have to find a way to borrow a big yellow dog and plough the fields to make money!

Sure enough, soon after returning home, the eldest brother and the second brother came to visit, offered to borrow a dog, and was willing to help the younger brother plow the field. The younger brother remembered the brotherhood of blood thicker than water, and it was difficult to refuse, so he lent out the four dogs.

The two elder brothers were full of hope that the yellow dog would plough the fields for them to earn silver, so they sat on the ridge of the younger brother early and waited, and the two sisters-in-law also watched by the roadside, and sure enough, the same curious merchant passed by, and the silver taels were more and heavier, and the brother and sister-in-law were very happy.

The rest of the conversation was the same, but as soon as the four big yellow dogs walked in front of the eldest brother, they didn't leave. The second brother shouted, "Let me come!" ”

also ended in failure, and the two sisters-in-law scolded angrily: "Stupid, buns, quickly still meat robes!" ”

The eldest brother picked up the meat bun and threw it, but he didn't expect to be snatched by four big yellow dogs jumping up just now! finally threw out half of it, and the big yellow dog didn't look at it, it was clearly contempt!

The two sisters-in-law turned into Wang Po and scolded the street, the eldest and the second were so angry that they screamed, picked up the whip and beat it, and after a fierce fight, they beat the four big yellow dogs to death.

When it was dark, the younger brother didn't see the yellow dogs come back, so he went to the house of the two brothers to look for them, and what he saw was four miserable shapes, more beggars than beggars!

"Big brother, where's my yellow dog? What's wrong with you guys? ”

"Hmph, I'm embarrassed to ask, your unlucky beast dared to bite me, and I killed them all!" The eldest brother scolded with a puff in his chest. The little brother felt a pain in his heart and was about to get angry.

"Not only that, but it also caused your brother to pick up two hundred pounds of silver!" The sister-in-law was also angry, and the younger brother didn't know the situation very well, and thought that they had got the silver, so he asked:

"Isn't it nice to pick silver? Yesterday you were still scrambling to help me pick it? ”

"What a ball! Lao Tzu picks someone else's silver! "Big brother was furious.

The younger brother originally wanted to ask about the whereabouts of the corpses of the yellow dogs, but when he saw that his brother had a black tiger face, and his sister-in-law was also a volcano that would erupt at any time, he didn't dare to ask again, so he slipped away.

The younger brother sadly searched everywhere, looking for the left and the right, and finally found it in the field, and the big yellow dog was already stiff and dead. He was very sad, picked up the yellow dog, and cried as he went:

"The family was divided into four dogs, and the ploughing dogs went ahead.

My brother beat my dog to death and called me really uncomfortable! ”

When the younger brother wept, he buried the yellow dogs in the field and built a grave with his own hands. Every morning, he would go to the grave to see it. One morning, he saw a crack in the roof of the yellow dog's grave, and out of the crack came yellow bamboo shoots, shining with dazzling golden light.

So, the younger brother watered every morning and evening, and after three months, the bamboo shoots had grown into a green bamboo forest. He was very happy, and chanted while shaking Nanzhu:

"Shake the money bamboo, shake the money bamboo, shake down the silver is not satisfied, shake down the gold to count!"

After the little brother finished reciting the mantra, the gold bars really "crackled" and fell to the ground one after another, so he quickly picked up the gold bars and filled them with two baskets. After that, I shook the gold bars every day, shook the bamboo every time, and recited the same mantra, and the gold bars fell to the ground again.

The eldest brother found out that the younger brother had a lot of gold bars, bought a new house, and lived a good life, so he cheekily visited the door and questioned: "Little brother, where did you stole the gold bars?" Say it quickly, or ......."

"I didn't steal it, I shook it off the bamboo in the field." The younger brother is not afraid of him shaking the bamboo, after all, he is very rich now, and it would be good if the eldest brother could live better.

The eldest brother felt incredible, and asked, "Is it true?" Is there anything else now? ”

"Yes, as long as you shake it, there will always be."

"How did you shake it?"

The younger brother did not hide his selfishness, so he told the eldest brother how he shook the bamboo and recited the mantra; And I hope that the eldest brother will tell the second brother and go together.

The eldest brother was very happy to hear this, and immediately picked two big baskets and ran to the field with jumps, and the second brother had already been left out of the clouds by him. He walked to the grave of the yellow dog, grabbed the bamboo with both hands, and began to recite the mantra, puff there was good bird droppings, one lump after another, and fell on his head, face, and hands......

The smell of feces all over the eldest brother's body made him nauseate constantly, and he had to roll in the paddy field, so that passers-by thought he was a madman.

The eldest brother was very angry, and immediately went home to get a firewood knife and cut down the Lin Nanzhu.

The next day, the younger brother came to the field again, and saw that the bamboo forest of Nan was cut down, and he was very sad, so he carried the bamboo home, and cried and sang along the way:

"The family was divided into four dogs, and the ploughing dogs went ahead.

My brother beat my dog to death and called me really uncomfortable!

There are bamboos on the grave of the yellow dog, and there are countless gold bars that have fallen;

Which one cut my bamboo, it's really a pig and a dog! ”

The younger brother broke the bamboo into a sliver, made a big chicken coop, and put it on the side of his cheek, but he didn't expect this chicken to lay eggs, and that chicken also came to lay eggs, and laid a lot of eggs in one day.

The younger brother had eggs to eat every day, and he had to sell them, and he rejoiced again.

The second brother knew about this and ran to ask the younger brother: "Little brother, where did your eggs come from?" ”

"I'll show you there." The younger brother took the second brother to the chicken coop, only to see that chickens kept flying into the chicken coop to lay eggs.

"Little brother, lend me your chicken coop!" The second brother opened his mouth cheekily, and the younger brother thought that he was doing well now, and it was not easy for the second brother, so he lent the chicken coop to the second brother.

The second brother put the chicken coop next to his house, and after a while, the hens flew into the chicken coop one after another, and the second brother hurriedly ran to the chicken coop, and was about to reach out for the eggs, but touched a hand of chicken feces. He was so angry that he immediately trampled the chicken coop and set it on fire.

The younger brother wanted to see the results of the second brother, but when he saw that the chicken coop was burned by the second brother, he was very sad, so he knelt on the ashes of the chicken coop and cried:

"The family was divided into four dogs, and the ploughing dogs went ahead.

My brother beat my dog to death and called me really uncomfortable!

There are bamboos on the grave of the yellow dog, and there are countless gold bars that have fallen;

Which one cut my bamboo, it's really a pig and a dog!

The bamboo forest is woven into a large chicken cage, and the hen lays eggs in the cage;

The second brother burned my cage, which made me really distressed! ”

The younger brother has lost the dog, the bamboo and the cage, not to mention how sad it is. But I felt that something was under my knees, bulging, so I picked it up and saw that it was a soybean, roasted. Advocating frugality, he was reluctant to waste, so he blew the ashes and ate the soybeans.

When he returned home, he was surprised to find that his fart was fragrant, and he was overjoyed to find out. So, the younger brother decided to go out on the street and shouted:

"Sell fragrant farts, sell fragrant farts, sell them to the master and sacrifice ......"

Note: Shi Niang, the first tone, some noble ladies at that time.

Everyone was very curious and came to watch, and soon the teacher came to hear the news. Shi Niang questioned: "Are you sure your fart is fragrant?" ”

"Of course!" The younger brother replied calmly, and the master said: "You put two for me to smell, if it is fragrant, I will reward you with silver taels, if it is stinky, the old lady will sew your asshole on!" ”

The little brother didn't say a word, and bounced ~ and let out three farts, which was really fragrant. The master was very happy when she smelled it, so she rewarded hundreds of taels of silver.

When the eldest brother heard this, he hurriedly ran over and asked, "Little brother, why is your fart fragrant?" ”

"Because I ate roasted soybeans." The younger brother answered truthfully, and the eldest brother went back happily, and excitedly asked his wife to fry soybeans for him to eat, and after eating the soybeans, the eldest brother felt that he could fart at any time, but he was reluctant to waste it, so he didn't smell it in advance.

The eldest brother came to the street and shouted in a similar way: "Sell fragrant farts, sell fragrant farts, sell them to the master and make a tooth sacrifice!" ”

Soon attracted a group of people, among whom the last time the master also came, and the same conversation took place next. The difference is that the eldest brother banged ~ and put a few stinky and loud serial farts.

The crowd of onlookers dispersed in a hurry, and the master was the closest, almost not suffocating! The stinky fart dispersed, and the master was so angry that she stomped her feet and shouted angrily:

"Come on, sew this Diao Min's asshole! I'm really angry with my mother! ”

So, the boss was tragic, and on the way back, the was uncomfortably swollen, and his stomach began to turn over. Finally, there were still thousands of meters away from home, so he shouted indistinctly:

"Bring the scissors, take the flat pry,......"

However, the sister-in-law didn't hear it clearly, and thought that the eldest brother had received too much reward to take, so she told her to quickly take the flat pry (flat burden). So, he hurriedly ran to the eldest brother with a flat shoulder.

When the eldest brother saw that his sister-in-law brought a flat weight, he looked around and asked where the silver was, so he was angry and scolded angrily: "You dead mother-in-law, Lao Tzu told you to use scissors to cut off the thread on your asshole, and you are trying to stab me to death with a flat weight!" ”

The sister-in-law was stunned for a while, and her brain was a little short-circuited for a while, and she replied mechanically: "Then I'll bite it off for you with my mouth." ”

"Don't hurry up yet!" The eldest brother was also in a hurry, and he didn't think too much about it at all.

So, the moment the sister-in-law bit the thread, the surging heat was also unstoppable, pouring into her mouth, rushing into her throat, and flowing into her stomach......

End of story

Xiao Ming only thought it was funny, and the brother and sister-in-law in the story deserved to be unlucky. However, Dai Neng and Huang Min not only told stories to their two sons, but also reasoned:

"Therefore, Heaven has eyes, and He will punish the lazy and the wicked in His way, and the hardworking and kind will get good luck! You must remember this. ”

Xiao Ming and Xiao Qiang nodded again and again, feeling that what their parents said was the truth!