Chapter 17 This broken team eats jujube pills

"What?! Are you on the varsity team? Wu Wei exclaimed, and hurriedly covered his mouth with his hand. Pen Γ— fun Γ— Pavilion www. biquge。 ο½‰ο½Žο½†ο½

Ye Baiming's tightly closed eyes opened and glanced at Wei Yi in surprise, this spicy chicken is actually...

Wei Yi smiled: "I also feel like I'm in a dream..."

Li Jingfeng patted Wei Yi's arm excitedly, and said happily: "I knew you could do it!" ”

Wei Yi smiled bitterly: "It's not that simple, the coach has assigned me a lot of training tasks, I'm afraid I won't be able to bear it." ”

"Dumb tape (no problem)! With me with you, what are you afraid of! Li Jingfeng patted his chest and said.

The final whistle finally sounded, and the full-court trials officially ended, and the fourteen people who participated in the trials plus Wei Yi, a total of fifteen, stood in the center of the basketball court together.

At this time, everyone had already noticed Wei Yi, and they couldn't help but start talking:

"Why is he here?"

"Hey, didn't he make it to the tryouts?"

"I heard that Coach Su has been talking to him for a long time, and I don't know what he said."

"It seems that he will definitely be able to enter the school team, and he is so talented."

For a while, everyone's expressions were different.

Su Hanping walked to the front of the team, and the crowd gradually stopped talking.

Looking at the youthful faces in front of him, Su Hanping said loudly: "Thank you for coming to participate in the school basketball team tryout, this time, four of you players successfully became a member of the school team." ”

"Four of them!"

"In addition to Ye Baiming and Li Jingfeng, who else will there be?"

"Zhao Zhi must have a share, the only basketball specialty student in our school this year, and he also performed very well in the junior high school league."

"There should still be that Wei Yi, right? There's really nothing to say about passing and dribbling..."

Su Hanping coughed, pressed his hand, and calmed down everyone's discussions, he didn't beat around the bush, and directly announced: "Li Jingfeng, Ye Baiming, Wei Yi, Zhao Zhi, congratulations!" ”

"Wow..."

The four of them walked out under the envious gaze of others, and Su Hanping smiled at them: "I hope you can train hard and win honor for all the teachers and students of Qiguang." ”

"Yes! Instructor! The four of them spoke in unison.

"Hmm!" In the end, Su Hanping said a few words of encouragement, and ended the selection early.

After the end of the court, the four Wei Yi and the basketball team were gathered together by Su Hanping.

Su Hanping clapped his hands and said to the players: "Let's introduce ourselves, let the new players get to know each other, come!" Yiliang came first. ”

Meng Yiliang nodded, and said: "My name is Meng Yiliang, I am your captain, a small forward, from the seventh class of the third year of high school, and I am 189 tall!" ”

Meng Yiliang is the veteran of Qiguang, and together with Wang Yexian, he is the two longest in the school team. He is serious, careful and kind, and often encourages and helps his teammates - on this point, Meng Yiliang said that Zhou Han is the exception - so he has an unparalleled reputation in the team.

"I can be very strict sometimes, and a lot of things won't go your way, so I hope you can be mentally prepared, the school team is not a nursery, I hope everyone can be conscious, we work together to build a strong team."

"Yes! Please take care of it," the newlyweds all looked at each other and quickly replied.

In Wei Yi's view, the captain should be stricter, the school team is not a club, and it is not a place to play...

After Meng Yiliang finished speaking, a somewhat familiar figure of Wei Yi walked out and said with a big grin...

"This king's surname is Zhou Minghan, and his words are pure, and he is the head of the three supreme Dharma kings of our Great Enlightenment, the Demon King!" Zhou Han puffed up his chest, let out a breath of anger in his nose, and said proudly to the four newcomers who were stunned for a while, "In a word, once you enter the school team, it is as deep as the sea, and you will never be a human again!" Since I am a member of my basketball team, all the people who are disciplined will be thrown away! I, Zhou Han, like a man who can walk a horse under his crotch, if he encounters any difficulties, this king's dirty demon palace will definitely be covered..."

"Bang!"

Before he finished speaking, Meng Yiliang's forehead was tense, and a violent shudder knocked on Zhou Han's head: "Don't teach bad newcomers, stupid!" Where did you learn your lines that are so strong in a cult hurry!! Do you want your juniors to go to the point of no return like you!! ”

Well... It's not that serious, Wei Yi and the others waved their hands gently, in fact, what they were more curious about was who were the two teases among the three Dharma kings...

"Hurry up and do it again!"

Zhou Han held his still smoking head and didn't dare to disobey, and lowered his head with tears in his eyes and introduced it again obediently: "Woo... My name is Zhou Han, power forward, from the fifth class of the second year of high school, with a height of 192... He is currently the second core of the team! ”

"! You're also the second core! ”

"Huh! Shameless! ”

"Zhou Han, you are thick-skinned again!"

"That's it!"

"Ahh Long-winded!! was demolished by everyone for a while, Zhou Han couldn't care about pretending to be pitiful, rolled up his sleeves and shouted loudly, "Damn!" Don't accept the heads-up, you guys! ”

I have to say that the Demon King is still very powerful, Zhou Han fights first-class, the prestige of the Demon King's Mansion is known to everyone in the cloud and bad worlds, and his command is full of talents, even the other two Dharma Kings of Qiguang also follow him, who would owe a fight with Qiguang.

(Zhou Han [scratching his head and smiling face]: Hahaha no~ Actually, people don't want to be the boss, really!) The king can be where he is today, all because of your great efforts...... Feed! Over there! Don't you dare to listen to me! Shoot you away, your soul is faint!!! οΌ‰

After Zhou Han, a big man with a strong physique stood up...

"Hello everyone, my name is Wang Yexian, a center, from the third class of high school, height 195, weight 181, everyone will be teammates in the future, I hope to get along well."

Seeing Wang Yexian's face, the four newcomers were suddenly taken aback, and couldn't help muttering in their hearts, this senior, didn't you really come from the set of the old boy next door, it's a pity that such a secure face doesn't play the villain...

Well, although Wang Yexian has a vicious face that "doesn't look like a good person", he is actually an inspirational young man who takes helping his grandmother cross the road as a daily task to complete, what? Not intuitive enough? Well, to put it simply, it has a standard appearance of shaking S, but unexpectedly has a heart that shakes M.

As an authentic Shandong native living in Yunhe, he has the boldness and honesty of Shandong people, and now serves as the vice president of the student union, is Ji Xueli's right-hand man, and is also one of the longest-standing veterans in the team, and is deeply loved - because he does all the heavy work.

"My name is Colin, I play as a shooting guard, I am from the twenty-third class of high school, and I am 181 tall!"

A good-looking, soft-looking young man nodded kindly at everyone, Colin's voice was magnetic, and just listening to the voice had the temperament of an announcer - well, if he hadn't been sick...

Su Hanping added with a smile: "Colin is an outstanding defensive warrior, newcomers should be careful in the future!" ”

"Actually?" Wei Yi and the other newcomers invariably looked at Colin, tsk... It's unbelievable that a boy with such a soft painting style can be a defensive warrior...

"Oops! People are not so outstanding~" Colin shyly held his face and twisted it...

"Huh!!?" A group of newcomers who have never seen the world are suddenly confused.、This、Is this the legendary essence!?

The seniors who had long been accustomed to all this just looked at Colin with a shy face twitching out of the corner of their eyes: "Are you still sick?" Sure enough, I still can't praise him..."

"Okay, Lao Ke, you retreat, it's time for me to appear next!" At this time, a handsome young man beside Zhou Han walked out...

"Well, hello everyone! My name is Xingtian, and I am a descendant of the God of War Xingtian! The Ring of the Three Dharma Kings of Qiguang is the king of the day, and I ...... From the fifth class of the second year of high school, he plays as a small forward and is 184 tall. ”

After being warned by Meng Yiliang with a look, the "down-and-out god clan" wisely interrupted the process of bragging, and introduced himself quickly and smoothly.

He is Zhou Han's follower - the name of the King of the Ring of the Sun, but the three Dharma Kings are used by them to fight outside the school, and they are generally called the restless trio in the school, which is also a bad secondary two teenager, he and Zhou Han are in the fifth class of the second year of high school, almost inseparable.

Wei Yi couldn't help but secretly tugged on Colin's sleeve, well, this handsome pot who looks kind is actually not as cheating as others, and he should still be able to communicate.

"That's... Senior... Weakly ask... Zhou Han is very dirty, so he is called the Demon King, I can guess... What the hell is this King of the Sun..."

Colin smiled while secretly pointing to the name of the sentence, and said softly: "There are two mantras in the name of the sentence, one is that I am a descendant of the God of War and the Punishment Heaven, which is what he said most often when he was fighting; There is also a sentence that is a dog again, and chopping hands, which is silently recited every time he fights against the demons in the depths of his soul, in order to achieve the life goal of "being a man is good", he resolutely took the name of the king of the sun..."

"I see... It's really an inspirational story..."Wei Yi applauded insincerely, "But it's still so dirty..."

"Hahaha... Just get used to it..."Colin rubbed his head and laughed dryly.

At this time, a medium-sized man stood up from the team and said loudly: "Hello everyone, my name is Dou Bing..."

"That's not right!" Zhou Han stretched out a finger and shook it, "He's called teasing!" ”

Dou Bing glared at him with a vicious look: You kid don't speak, no one treats you as a dumb person!

Zhou Han grinned, revealing a cheap expression of "you hit me", Dou Bing's forehead suddenly stretched out a tic-tac-toe, cut it, and continued: "The division organization guard is from the eighth class of the second year of high school. ”

"No, teasing, you didn't say you were as tall as 171!"

"Little Teddy, you're enough! You've spoken it all!! "Dou Bing is angry and ruined!

"Poof..."The freshman quartet who were caught off guard suddenly couldn't hold back.

Little Teddy?

Do you mean Zhou Han?

I have to say, inexplicably appropriate!

"Ahhh Tell you not to say this nickname, you still say it!! Zhou Han's hair exploded immediately.

Well, in fact, this is Dou Bing for a certain "bitter or not, think about the harem twenty-five thousand!" Tired or not, think about toppling all of humanity! "As a motto, the nickname given to all the older beauties who are older than themselves have the international humanitarian spirit of persistent estrus syndrome patients, because of the vivid image, the characteristics of easy to pronounce (Zhou Han said that it is not good!) It is deeply loved by the masses and is widely spread!

"Damn! You tease, you have the ability, don't leave after school later!! If I don't shoot you out, I'll have your surname! ”

"! Don't say such a terrible thing about you and my surname in broad daylight, okay Dou Han!? It's out of school now, what about Sho!? What about Xiang!? Hmmm?! ”

"Dare to disrupt the people, and dare to talk back! Uncle, I just recently learned friendship and face boxing, do you want to try it! ”

"It's so just right, this king, I have just comprehended a trick of seven in and seven out of the whip method! Just ask if you're afraid! ”

Looking at the two second-hand goods who were engaged in "cordial and friendly exchanges", Meng Yiliang covered his face helplessly, "I feel so embarrassed..."

"Ahaha... Our team is so lively, active, enthusiastic and unrestrained! Don't mind! Hahaha! Wang Ye scratched his face and laughed stiffly - it's not convincing at all, okay...

"He's the third Dharma King you've been thinking about..."Colin said to the newcomers with an embarrassed face, after all, these two fools are making such a fuss, and the lower limit of the school team will be seen by the newcomers!

(The three Dharma Kings collectively said to this, rest assured!) The matter of the lower limit is wrapped up in this king, resolutely carry forward the spirit of three noes that are shameless and not afraid of dirt, and ensure that the great cause of refreshing the team's lower limit is completed on time and in quantity, and absolutely do not let them see it! οΌ‰

The relationship between Dou Bing and Zhou Han is still relatively close, although these two people quarrel every day like enemies, but in the bottom of their hearts, their feelings are very deep, and Dou Bing almost follows Zhou Han's name outside the school.

"And what kind of king is he?!" Zhao Zhi still had a few shining little stars shining in his eyes, this simple child obviously suddenly heard such a loud nickname, and was attacked without any resistance.

"He," Colin smiled bitterly, "although he doesn't want to admit it, but everyone in the rivers and lakes calls him the king side by side." ”

"Side by side?"

"Well, side by sideβ€”" Colin gestured his hand to his shoulder...

"Oh~" The newcomers suddenly realized, I'll go, this side by side king is so vivid... Belch... I mean, it's a good loss... Directly attack people's height, is this really good...

"Alright... Next up is the freshman of high school, so let's introduce myself! With an embarrassed expression, Su Hanping decisively changed the topic.

"That, that... Coach..."Xing Ming tugged at the corner of Su Hanping's clothes, and said softly, "Senior Song Ye..."

"Ahh Su Hanping slapped his forehead, "I almost forgot!" And Song Ye didn't introduce himself! What about Song Ye? ”

"Coach, I'm hereβ€”" A tall, thin teenager raised his hand weakly.

"Hmm!? When did you go to stand there...? Everyone was shocked, just now they didn't care at all...

Song Ye, an unlucky child with a weak congenital sense of existence, is obviously used to being ignored, he showed a 100% affinity smile, and said with a smile: "Hello everyone, my name is Song Ye, everyone calls me Songye, I am a center forward, I am the substitute for the first brother, from the second and third classes of high school, and the height is 189." ”

Although he was treated as air by his teammates every now and then, Song Ye still had a happy smile on his face and introduced himself seriously-what a positive, optimistic and cheerful professional background emperor this is!

"Ahem... No one has been forgotten, right..."Su Han looked around calmly, "Then let's introduce myself to the first year of high school!" ”

Finally it was the turn of the freshman in high school, and the first to introduce himself was Li Jingfeng, only to see him touch his head and say, "Well... Mina-san... My name is Li Jingfeng, I am from the fourth class of the first year of high school, I am 192 tall, and I can play center or power forward. ”

"Ye Baiming, from the fifteenth class of high school, plays a shooting guard, 181 centimeters." Ye Bai shook his long bangs stinkily, and said chicly.

"Oh oh oh!! It's finally my turn!! A vigorous voice rang out, "Hello everyone, my name is Zhao Zhi!" From the fifteenth class of high school, he is a big forward, 187 tall, he is a special student, please take care of it! ”

Zhao Zhi has a dark complexion, with the same shortcomings as Meng Yiliang, and a pair of bright eyes are boiling with high morale all the time, he is the first basketball student in Qiguang's history, very hardworking, and can be regarded as the best second-team level in junior high school, although it can't be compared with Ye and Li, but it is still very strong.

But...

"Hot-blooded youth, it's really a rare breed in the real world." Meng Yiliang pinched his chin and groaned.

"My name is Wei Yi, I am from the fourth class of high school, I am 180 tall, and I don't know how to play yet."

Wei Yi scratched his head embarrassedly, he believed that everyone present could see just now that he had almost no basic skills.

Meng Yiliang smiled: "It's okay if you don't fight, there is nothing difficult in the world, but I'm afraid of people with hearts." ”

Zhou Han also came over and put his arm around Wei Yi's shoulder, and said exaggeratedly: "I'm a good girl, are you really a beginner?" Wow! Oh, my God! I'm a god! How can your dribbling pass be so good!! OMG! ”

Uncle... Do you have some ulterior secrets in such a blunt manner? And what's the deal with your suspicious sneer!?

The more Wei Yi looked at Zhou Han's smiling face like a chrysanthemum, the more familiar he felt!

"Ahh I remember! You're that day! Hmm..."

Zhou Han covered Wei Yi's mouth and said with an unnatural stiff smile: "Hahaha... That's right! I just wanted to help your sister cross the street that day... Ahh I mean the gentleman who escorted your sister home! Although in the end, because there were still things to do, it didn't succeed... Show off... Succeed! But you don't have to thank me for this little thing! It's all what I'm supposed to do! Hahaha! ”

Believe you still have ghosts!!

Wei Yi rolled his eyes: "@#...#&@*!" #Β₯% (uh... This comrade Lei who does good deeds without leaving a name, can you let go of my mouth first)..."

"Ahh Sorry! Zhou Han retracted his hand and wiped his pants quietly while laughing dryly.

"You don't have any saliva on your hands at all! Don't mess around with this kind of ambiguous action, no!! Don't you have normal people in your school team!! ”

Wei Yi's sentence is really right, let's count the abnormal members of Qiguang's group of freak concentration camps with a tendency to take revenge on society: a bad street boss who obviously reads and plays ball is his main business but doesn't do his job all day long, and fights part-time pickle girls, a certain Xuanzu crazy demon and a suspected descendant of the ancient nobles who is full of middle and second breath, a semi-poisonous tongue point guard whose name homonym and height are the only two taboos, who is obviously called Bing but is unexpectedly afraid of cold, A certain late-night radio anchor who is very normal at first glance and is rarely a handsome pot, but in fact, he can't help but praise the late-night radio anchor who secretly hides the essence of the attributes, and the beautiful young man who offended God when he created a character who pinched his face, although he looked like a tiger, he actually sniffed the rose... Hmm, no one missed it...... That's it... That's all for the old fritters of the concentration camp!

Take a look at the above "a lot of side hustles, set thunder into ashes" of the strange and sassy people, let's ask you if you are afraid!

Captain Meng Yiliang, who is probably the only normal person in the school team, thought that this year's recruitment would inject some normal blood into the team, but judging from the results, this broken team seems to have taken a big step forward with their heads held high and shameless on the road of no return to the pill...

Look for yourself, none of the four people recruited this time are normal, first of all, the Japanese oral fetish monster Shu Huang who looks like a rough man but is addicted to the two-dimensional Japanese mouth, and then the facial paralysis arrogant and arrogant idiot who likes to dress up in cool clothes but accidentally has built-in fan attributes and covets the coach's daughter, and then the realistic version of Li Locke, who is brainless and hot-blooded and comes with a full-blooded resurrection in situ and is set against the sky, and finally the plot of the dog's blood and waste firewood unfolds but it is not surprising that the future will inevitably be hung with the sparkling stream of consciousness protagonist.

It feels like you can be taken to a psychiatric hospital in one truckload, and I can guarantee that there will never be a misdiagnosis...

Su Hanping saw that everyone's first meeting finally ended perfectly in a harmonious and friendly atmosphere, and with a few words of encouragement, he led everyone to the locker room, and he said to Li Jingfeng: "This is our dressing room, there should be many wardrobes that are empty, you four choose by yourself." ”

Li Jingfeng's eyes lit up, and he took the lead in choosing two adjacent wardrobes and beckoned his good friend Wei Yi over.

Ye Baiming chose the one near the corner, while Zhao Zhi chose the one closest to the door.

…

"Knock Knock"

Wei Yu knocked three times on the open door, then walked directly to Su Hanping and gave him the four watches.

Su Hanping slapped his forehead and said with a smile: "Look at me, I almost forgot about it, but fortunately you remember." ”

As he spoke, he divided the four tables among the four newcomers.

This is a jersey customization form, which requires them to fill in their waist circumference and other data, and choose the number they want.

The numbers that have been selected in the team are Meng Yiliang's No. 16, Zhou Han's No. 10, Wang Yexian's No. 6, Xingming's No. 11, Colin's No. 9, and Dou Bing's No. 45 - well, no one should have missed it! Huh? Strange, who chose the 33rd?

Wei Yi thought about it and filled in his sister's birthday, the 15th.

Li Jingfeng leaned over and looked at Wei Yi's form, and said with a smile: "It's just right, I'll write the 25th." ”

Wei Yi gave him a serious look - don't you really think about adding another zero to the back to set off your legacy and independent temperament?

In the end, Zhao Zhi chose No. 27 and Ye Baiming chose No. 18.

It wasn't until later that Wei Yi knew that March 18 was Su Yining's birthday. (Ahhh You're really a scheming!! οΌ‰

After filling out the form, Su Hanping saw that the time was not early, so he said: "Okay, the middle of October is the Yunhe City Competition, everyone has overcome it for more than a month, two hours of training every night, and a full-day training on weekends except for the competition, is there a problem?" ”

"No problem!" Everyone spoke in unison.

"Okay, disband" Su Hanping waved his hand, and everyone cheered, and the fish rushed out.

"Wei Yi, don't forget it at noon tomorrow." Su Hanping stopped Wei Yi, who was walking last.

"I remember, Coach!" Wei Yi nodded and walked away with Wei Yu.

Su Hanping stood in the locker room, watching Wei Yi's figure go farther and farther, with a trace of irrepressible excitement on his face.

It's finally here, a defender worth looking forward to, if Wei Yi can really grow up as he envisioned, then Qiguang's future is simply limitless!

Wei Yi, I hope I didn't mistake you, and I hope you can really bring miracles to me and the whole team.