Chapter 5: Let's put aside to bully the fat man's underage.

This night, Yang Hongguo, who had never had insomnia for more than ten years, lost insomnia, lying on the bed and tossing and turning and couldn't sleep. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Hey..... Brother has been determined to become a god-like character since he was a child, why is it the first time that a fake god meets a real immortal, but he is still so passionate and full of blood, hey.... I think about it a lot, so let's take a cold shower and calm down. It's not okay to go on like this, I have to go to class tomorrow. Don't make the beautiful teacher angry again, but it's a big sin. Yang Hongguo lay on the bed and muttered to himself.

Suddenly, I saw a little fat man complete a world-class Guinness record, and a beautiful carp turned over and didn't even use his hands.

I am very satisfied with my current skills, but the night is long, lonely and unmanned, and no one has seen my brother's heroic appearance.

Yang Hongguo wore a pair of underwear, went to the bathroom with a small belly, and stood in front of the mirror that he hated the most, and the young man in the mirror was no longer what he used to be.

cough, if you have to say what's different, in fact, if you look carefully in the mirror, you will find that it is not the overlord in the novel, but there is a lingering obscenity.

"his uncle D, after Ming'er talks about the upgrade, I must find a drug dealer and ask the drug dealer what the situation is with TMD, and I know that it is three points of poison." Ay.... There's no other choice. Yang Hongguo looked at the young man in the mirror and said to himself.

Suddenly, there was a sentence "At this time, the young man is not old with the sky, strong, strong, what a beautiful boy"

After yelling, he hurriedly took off his pants and cooled down with cold water, and heard slapping and scolding outside, "What are you doing in the house without sleeping in the middle of the night?" I almost scared you to death, I am a cheater, because you bastard have to sleep in the study, go to bed early, don't make noise until my wife sleeps, it's really "There is no doubt that Yang Hongguo knows that this must be what mistake his father made and was kicked out of the house."

"Hmph. Just say don't wake up my mother, but also emphasize that your wife is naΓ―ve.... Hmph"

I smirked...... I scrub scrub ...... Touch it, touch it, touch my sister's waist....."

"........." finally fell asleep tonight.

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Lovely dividing line

The sun rises in the morning, and the unstoppable sunlight shines in through the cracks in the curtains.

A white, chubby object, lying on the big bed on all fours, and a trace of liquid hanging from the corner of the mouth can be seen, which looks so crystal clear under the light of the sun.

When I looked closer, it turned out that Yang Hongguo was lying down.

He said vaguely, "Lao Jun, that drug dealer under your command can't do it, there are side effects when you buy his medicine." ”

"Oh, Sister Chang'e, did you come out again today to listen to my brother's story? Laojun, I'll talk to you later, life events, life events"

"Oh, Tianpeng, second senior brother, I finally saw my relatives, there are handsome men and beautiful women everywhere I go, how can I live for the little one, fortunately, I have the second senior brother with me"

"Niangniang, I heard that Your Majesty often harasses my sister Chang'e, this is not good, typical eating in the bowl and looking at the pot. A full man doesn't know that a hungry man is hungry. Mother, you want a snack."

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I heard a sentence coming out of Yang Hongguo's mouth from time to time.

Listening to its contents, it's heavenly. And it should be in the ranks of the most popular newcomers. I heard that this is either settling accounts with Taishang Laojun or chatting with Fairy Chang'e about life, or it is not molesting the second senior brother and instigating the queen mother.

Doesn't all this show that our Yang Hongguo is also very good in the sky.

"Knock knock.... Knock knock knock.... Knock knock" was a rhythmic knock on the door.

"Guo'er, are you up? Hurry up, it's almost late" Mother Yang's gentle voice sounded outside the door.

Yang Hongguo was in a daze and heard his mother call him to eat in a daze, so he woke up in a daze.

"Oh, it's a pity, it's just a little bit, it's just a little bit close. can kiss Chang'e's sister's little mouth, and the hard-won opportunity is lost, hey.... It's okay, it's just a dream. Yang Hongguo got up and dressed in a daze, but his mouth was still muttering about the plot in his dream.

"Bunny, are you up, don't lie in bed. I was left with breakfast before I got up. You're hungry when you're late," Father Yang's rogue voice sounded outside the door.

I heard that I didn't even eat when I got up late, so I didn't want to die.

"Old cub, get up, keep it for me, don't try to steal me." Yang Hongguo also shouted loudly towards the door

"Yo, okay, this kid seems to have a really thick skin, and he dares to tease him for me" The voice from outside the door became farther and farther away. I faintly heard my mother say, "Who made you call Guo'er a little rabbit cub with an old and indecent attitude, then what are you not an old rabbit cub?" Giggles"

Yang Hongguo listened to the sound of fading away, opened the curtains of the room to let the sunlight shine in, and stretched his waist.

"Yo, the little cub is down. I thought you were going to learn from the Three Kingdoms, Kong Rong asked the pear to give me breakfast this morning. It's really a joy to be empty," Dad said with a look of regret

"Hmph, I'm too lazy to fight with you, then dad, don't you know to give your share to my son and me, so that my son and I can grow up?" Yang Hongguo was also not to be outdone

"Hey, Meng'er, look at this stinky boy, I have to pay it back now when I say a word, and I should fix it when I'm old in the future." Father Yang turned his head pitifully and begged for comfort from his wife

Before Yang's mother could speak, she saw a voice coming from upstairs: "You deserve to be topped by the country, you have nothing to do all day long, so you think about how to bully the child to play, hurry up and go to the company after eating." Go home early after work and eat," said Old Man Yang, dressed in a Tang costume, walking energetically.

"Grandpa, grandson, please be happy to your old man, grandpa is auspicious," Yang Hongguo, a scholar, saluted to Old Man Yang in the TV series.

"Dad (Dad), come over for dinner," Father Yang and Mother Yang said in unison.

Yang Laozi walked to the dining table and sat on the main seat, and said to the family, "Eat it all, don't get cold"

The family happily had breakfast together for a long time, and began to arrange their own itinerary.

Grandpa Lao Yang didn't know what he was going to do mysteriously, so he put on a new set of clothes and went out, and when he asked him, he just smiled and didn't say anything.

As for Dad, such a big company, he is the least anxious. Instead, he urged "Guo'er, go to school quickly, go early, and make a good impression on the teacher." ”

Yang Hongguo asked strangely, "Why are you urging me today, but you are usually in front of me?" ”

"Well, what, I'm going to have some business with your mom today. Go later, why do you ask so much, go quickly, your second brother is already waiting for you outside. Father Yang roared and pushed Yang Hongguo to the door.

Yang Hongguo immediately changed his expression, and smiled sheepishly, "What, Mom and Dad, you are really old-hearted." Go back, look at your anxious look, huh. Wowhaha" After saying this, he immediately turned around and ran, and the angry father Yang scolded behind him, "The little rabbit cub doesn't learn well all day long, you little hairy child knows a fart." Hey....."

When I came to the gate of the villa area, I saw a black car parked there, skillfully opened the passenger door and sat down. Turning his head to look at the second brother's appearance, it's so cool.

"Second brother, what good things do you have today? Why do I feel that everyone looks weird today, even my grandfather, why are you too, second brother" Yang Hongguo looked at the man sitting next to him with a puzzled expression.

The man looked like he was about 27. About 28 years old, wearing a sky blue shirt on his upper body, and a pair of casual leather shoes under it, which made Yang Hongguo feel that the man next to him didn't seem to be his second brother, and he didn't feel like he was alone.

"Hehe, why do you have to know so much about your children, your task now is to study hard and make progress every day. Other things are not yet the age you care about."

"Yo, my second brother is in love. No wonder I didn't come to pick me up a few days ago, but let the second uncle come, I didn't think of the second brother who had a headache at the mention of women. What woman is so good that you have conquered! .... Wowha" Yang Hongguo pursed his lips and said disdainfully

"Hey, stinky boy, how do you know?" The second brother turned his head and asked Yang Hongguo suspiciously

"Stupid, I haven't eaten pork and I haven't seen a pig run. I usually see you no matter what scene or person you are in front of you, you are the image of a chic prodigal son. Looking at what you're dressed up today, I can't guarantee that it will be there in the future, but I promise that I haven't seen it before. And there has been a YD smile on the corner of his mouth, fat brother, I know at a glance that the second brother is in love, okay? Yang Hongguozai carefully looked at the second brother from head to toe and said slowly.

"I can't see it, stinky boy, the door is clear. Honestly explain whether you fell in love at school. Aren't you afraid I'll tell your mom? The second brother stared at Yang Hongguo and threatened.

"Cut.! You go and say it, maybe my mother will have to give you some money when she hears the good news," Yang Hongguo said calmly.

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