Yang Hongguo immediately rushed to the center of the gate and stopped the car with both hands. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Magnetic.... Slipped .............. "A sudden brake almost scared Yang Hongguo out of pee."

It turned out that the driver who drove Li Xiang, usually at this time rarely encountered people and cars on the road, driving a little tiger, not while driving, while taking out his mobile phone to fight the landlord, even if Yang Hongguo picked up a life today.

Li Xiang in the car also came because he didn't have a good rest all night last night, and he dozed off as soon as he got in the car.

Li Xiang put down the car window and was about to roar a few times to block the road, this grandson, opened his mouth wide, and the word "milk" had not been pronounced yet.

"Brother Guo?.. Rub, boss, how long have you been awake, why don't you tell me, my God. You can't just wake up, do you? Amnesia? .... Ay.. What a bloody plot" Li Xiang looked at Yang Hongguo with his hands raised, and said in misunderstanding with his legs

".. ... .. , your milk is a leg, Li Xiang, are you looking for a car driver or a plane driver,, there is an autopilot on the plane, it's understandable, but your driver drives a Nima car for hair, I can't even see people! Holy... Labor and management almost gave up half their lives to the two of you for reimbursement today." Yang Hongguo stood in place for a long time, and after reacting, he jumped his feet and pointed at Li Xiang, and the driver who buried his head in the crotch of his pants scolded.

“*&%￥#@#￥%%。。。”

“*%￥#――――！ #！ ”

Yang Hongguo scolded like this for more than 10 minutes, and then slowly let out a sigh of relief, "Whew.... Two things."

After taking a few deep breaths, it calmed down a little bit.

"Get in the car, go to school, you, drive well...", the fat hand pointed at the driver

"Eh, yes"

was silent all the way, and seeing that he was about to arrive at school, Yang Hongguo really had a question and couldn't hold back and asked the driver in front

"Big brother, can you tell me, what the hell were you doing just now? I'm so curious..."

"Uh... Actually, it's not a big deal.,It's not that the shoelace on the right foot is loose.,I'll lie down and tie the shoelace.,Who knows what's going to happen.,Hey.... After walking at night for a long time, you can always meet ghosts. ”

As soon as Yang Hongguo heard the words of the driver's eldest brother, he opened his mouth to say something, but he still sighed and took the lead in getting out of the car and walking towards the paradise (hell) of life, and another day of exciting (boring) classes.

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※※※※※※※※※※※※ lovely dividing line

"Little ghost, I'm not here, I want to consult you if I have any questions."

"Drug dealers, aren't you? Don't play dead."

"Little brat, didn't you ask your master to make you into an alchemy medicine, right?"

"Bad, bad, !!!!!!!!!"

Yang Hongguo's pair of fat hands quickly gave him the "Body Training Pill" The little drug dealer sent a message, swiped the screen, and threatened bad reviews!

"Hey, don't say it, this bad review really works, it came out immediately, I wiped it, although it came out, but this is too bullying! Don't you even need to think about my feelings? ”

"Hello dear, do you have any questions for consultation?"

"Oh, let me ask you, what you said when you sold me the "Body Training Pill" is that there are no side effects, and no preservatives are added, why do I feel that it has an after-effects! ”

"Oh? Dear, this is strange, I haven't heard anyone say that there are side effects, so what are the side effects? Kiss? ”

“？ ....*%%”

"I mean, you stared at me for a long time and didn't feel anything wrong with me, did you?"

"No, it's still Yang Fu's figure!"

"I'm not talking about appearance, temperament, I'm talking about temperament"

"Oh? Don't say I haven't noticed it yet, dear, there is a fairy aura in you! That's right, it's fairy energy," the little medicine dealer sent such a paragraph

"Immortal? Where? ”

"It's that when you show that kind of thief and cheap smile, the fairy spirit is particularly obvious!"

"I'm rubbing, saying that when I come to you, my obscene temperament has become a fairy? If your heaven is full of this kind of immortal energy, you still have the leisure to mess around with me here, tell you, little medicine dealer, if you don't deal with the after-sales problem for me, I will definitely tell your master to make some fake medicine outside to harm his reputation, you can do it yourself. Hey...."

"Big brother, what do you say? You've already eaten it now, and you can't return it, what's the matter? ”

Yang Hongguo was also happy to see the news sent by the little drug dealer, and thought to himself, "It seems that this little fart kid is in a hurry, and he doesn't pretend to be B, why don't you call me "kiss" now, hehehe." The little pill that promised my dad finally came to an end."

I thought about it in my heart, but I still put on a posture on my face that I couldn't say anything now, and I didn't want to speak.

Voice message: Big brother, if you have any requirements, just say it, and I'll try to meet it. I bought that pill for you alone, and I didn't earn any merit, brother! Looking at your face, you know that you are a good person, and you will definitely not embarrass me as a child.

"Rub, you can still make a voice. Why don't I have this feature here! I rub. ”。

"In that case, I'll make a request, this can be regarded as a fat brother I'm saving you. You give me all the little pills that you didn't sell last time, and I'll dispose of them for you. This matter is over," Yang Hongguo replied with a big mouth

"Brother, didn't you say it earlier, since I tasted two of them myself, I found that there was a problem and immediately destroyed all the corpses, and I still kept it for my master to look at, I only have two left, and I was going to study it well and improve it!"

"It's not the fat brother bullying you, the fat brother is wiping your ass for you, for your good, you know? If there are any good things in the future, I have to think about you fat brother and me" Yang Hongguo originally thought that he could get 1, even if it wasn't in vain, this half a day was in vain, who would like to buy one get one free, wahahaha

"Fat brother, the little pill has been sent to you, please answer when you receive it, please answer when you receive it"

Before Yang Hongguo could reply to the message, he saw that the familiar scene was playing out again in front of him, this time Yang Hongguozai stared at the screen carefully, without blinking his eyes.

It felt as if the screen had become a space-time tunnel for a moment, and as soon as the two small pills flew out, the screen calmed down, looked at the medicine in his hand, and scratched his head.

"Rub, it doesn't matter how he got here, it's good to have something to eat."

"Received your medicine, so be it. Fat brother is busy all day long, I don't have time to chat and fart with you little fart, you go play" Yang Hongguo was not polite when he saw that he got the medicine, "Of course, what can a little ghost do to me?" Hmph, we're ordinary people, I'm so happy today. ”