"You tell me clearly, how did you grow four pounds for me during the three days of the May Day holiday?" In the small living room, I was like thunder, someone was submissive, we didn't see each other for three days, that guy actually gained four pounds, and all the previous efforts were in vain. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

"That, my mother hasn't seen me for too long, she made a lot of delicious food, I said I don't eat to lose weight, but she and my grandmother all kinds of sugar-coated shells, all kinds of lure and flickering, and then - the means are getting more and more brutal, and finally - I just - didn't stop it!" A fat man is full of grievances.

"It's not that our army is not strong, it's all because the enemy army is too cunning." Gu Dongyang smirked helplessly and sly, and pushed the responsibility away.

"I said I'd go back with you, but you didn't let me." A certain fat is still muttering.

"Do you mean to blame me? It's all because I didn't take you back, that's why you're fat! I snorted coldly, some people are really invincible in the world when they don't have a face.

"I didn't say that you were all to blame, but you were also responsible anyway." Someone chirped with the sound of flies buzzing.

"You go, move out now, I don't want to see you!" My biggest wish now is to tie him to Chang'e and send him to the moon, and I don't want to be in the same time and space as him anyway.

"I'm not leaving!" The fly was buzzing again.

"I don't want to talk nonsense with you, you go!" I continued to send off passengers.

"I have no money, no place to live!" A certain fat person began to chirp again.

"I don't care if you have money or not, you go!" I started to roar, and at this time I just wanted to snatch the little thin needle that Mama Rong had tied to Ziwei Gege and stab the dead fat man in front of me.

"I really don't have any money, I don't have a place to live!" He continued to hum.

"You're a turtle engineer, and you're going to have no money? The northwest wind you drank in the United States for a few years? "I have a little nerve pain.

"All my money has been used to buy stocks, and my salary has not been paid yet, and I really don't have any money to rent a house, so you can have pity on me, good daughter-in-law-" Someone began to pretend to be pitiful, while still pulling at my clothes and swaying from side to side for attention.

"You don't even have a place to live, and you still have the heart to buy stocks, you are really talented." I continued to roll my eyes.

"My friend recommended me to buy it, and it was going to skyrocket." He continued to defend himself.

"Stocks are for rich people to play, not for people like us, they are all big investors trapping retail investors, and the money you don't have to play to buy toilet paper is gone." I sour and despised.

"I'll listen to you in the future, and I'll never buy it again, you can take me in for a few days first, and I'll move out when the salary is paid at the end of the month." He waged his tail and begged for mercy.

"Get out!" I was expressionless.

"Just take me in!" Someone's mother gets up and makes people's scalp tingle.

"Okay, daughter-in-law—" I got goosebumps.

"Well-daughter-in-law-is it good-" The little red guy actually pouted.

"Go for a run, let me be quiet!" I relented again.

……

"Minglou, you helped me sell the stock." As soon as he went out, Gu Dongyang dialed his friend Ji Minglou's phone.

"Why do you suddenly want to sell stocks and lack money?" The man on the other end asked.

"Daughter-in-law won't let me!" Gu Dongyang told the truth.

"Yo he, when did our brother Dong be so afraid of guilt?" Ji Minglou on the other end of the phone teased.

"Don't talk nonsense, hurry up and help me sell it!" A certain fat man who was still a sissy just now is still the same man in front of his brother.

"You can think clearly, this stock is up and down every day, maybe in a few days you can buy a three-bedroom apartment in the second ring road." Friendly reminder from expert Ji.

"Really?" Hearing this, Gu Dongyang was moved.

"When did I lie to you after so many years, brother? Sell it or not! "Expert Ji, don't blame me for not telling you earlier.

"Then wait, be sure to help me get rid of it before the end of the month!" Gu Dongyang raised his head and looked at the clear night sky as if he was thoughtful.

“OK!”

……

“Ah-gravity，thou-are-a-heartless-bichi.” In the bathroom, I noticed a fine line crawling up the corner of my smooth and soft eyes, and I didn't notice how this little BZ came up.

“Shit!“ Her family had no relatives to greet her, so I had to say a foreign language.

“Darling，what-wrong-with-you?“ A certain fat is worthy of a turtle, and a casual sentence in English should be on.

“I-hate-gravity!” I also squeezed my eyebrows and made my eyes, and I got the true biography of the American drama.

“Why?” He starred in his true colors.

"I've got folds." My level is really limited, and I can't remember how to spell the word pleats after thinking about it for a long time.

"Where?" He asked.

"Here." I pointed to the location of the crime.

"No, I can't see it." He leaned up to me and looked intently left and right.

"Don't pretend!" I knew he was comforting.

"Hey-Erfat, am I old and not pretty?" I looked in the mirror and felt sorry for myself.

No matter how strong a woman is, she can't withstand the ravages of time.

"yes, you're not pretty." Gu Fat's face was full of honesty and he began to stretch before exercising.

What does this fat man mean, I say I'm not pretty, I'm really not pretty? I'm just looking for some comfort, girl, I'm as beautiful as a fairy, are you blind?

"I underestimate you with the word pretty, you have to be beautiful, a glimpse in the crowd, and marrying into the royal family is not lost to Diana."

"Some people are in the eyes of their lovers, but it is not too much to say that you are all Shih Tzu in the eyes of the enemy." He was not in a hurry, and there were not too many waves between his words as last time.

"Ouch-nasty-" I snorted, this death looks like this every time.

The corners of someone's mouth were obviously slightly raised, but they continued to stand on the ground as if nothing had happened.

……

"Baron, next quarterly business management meeting in the big conference room in ten minutes." Aimee, the secretary of the general manager, called Gu Dongyang internally.

"Okay, thank you!"

"Everyone's here, right?" General Manager Li Jinrui asked Aimee beside him.

"It's all there!" Aimee looked around the room, pushed the black-rimmed glasses on the bridge of her nose and replied.

"Let's get started!" Li Jinrui bowed his head and signaled.

"Before we begin, please allow me to formally introduce to you on behalf of the company - Baron, the development engineer specially dispatched by our head office, Baron, Gu Dongyang, and welcome him to join!" Aimee took the lead in applauding, and there was a rare smile on the face of professional poker that has not changed for thousands of years.

"Hello everyone, I'm Gu Dongyang, please give me more advice in the future!" Gu Dongyang wore a suit and leather shoes today, and humbly bent down to salute.

"I heard that the best-selling mobile game APP of our head office last year was developed by you?" The glasses man who was sitting next to Gu Dongyang said open-mindedly and gossiping.

"I was just fortunate enough to be a part of it, not to say that I was a leader, and I was an intern at the time." The corners of Gu Dongyang's mouth were raised, his legend was too evil.

"Oh-" It turns out that this is the case, Wang Kaiming has always been curious about the legend of the cold sea turtle that has been talking for more than a month, so how can a person younger than himself be so legendary.

"And what new developments have you not had lately?" This thirty-year-old unmarried man is more verbose than a forty-year-old married woman, and he really doesn't treat himself as an outsider, Gu Dongyang tapped on the table to signal him to pay attention to Mr. Li's speech.

"Baron, I see that you have lost a lot of weight than when you first came, are you not used to eating and drinking just after returning to China, I still have a little knowledge in this aspect of eating, I know a few good Western restaurants, do you have time to go together?" Wang Kaiming, who broke up the meeting, was still chattering, this person was really sick after being single for a long time.

"I'm sorry, I'm losing weight!" Gu Dongyang's face, which had always been smiling, became more and more stiff, but the person opposite didn't seem to notice it at all.

"Lose weight? Okay, I'm also trying to sign up for a fitness class, do you have any recommendations? "This man is really penetrating every seam.

"Deputy Director Wang, I'm sorry, I still have some business, so I'll leave first." Gu Dongyang raised his leg and left.

"That-you don't need to be like me, I am not qualified to hold this leadership's management conference today, Mr. Li is just giving the headquarters some face, and I am still in charge of the system." Gu Dongyang, who had already taken two steps, turned around again.

"Hehe, I didn't mean that, I just wanted to be friends with you." Wang Kaiming was stunned at first, but he didn't expect his intentions to be so obvious, and he started a round.

"Well, good, there's a chance to eat together!" Gu Dongyang almost patted someone on the shoulder with encouragement like the leader.

"Is the car still driving smoothly?" He lit a cigarette and stared his face at the transparent floor-to-ceiling window.

"Not bad!" Gu Dongyang seeks truth from facts.

"It must be handy, that's a manager-level configuration!" He still talks to the air outside the floor-to-ceiling windows.

"Oh, yes, it seems that I'm ignorant and transgressed!" Gu Dongyang was humble on his lips, but his expression was unusual.