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When he returned to NTU, Tang Xingxing had already asked people to bring the drinks. After the counting, Lu Li sent everyone away, and then sent the pig the most handsome one by one.

Just when Lu Li wanted to climb over the wall and go back to the dormitory to get a good night's sleep, a prompt came from WeChat: The golden-body Arhat Xiaosha asked to add him as a friend.

When Lu Li couldn't remember who this golden-body Arhat Xiaosha was for a while, he couldn't help but click on his avatar to take a look, and couldn't help but sneer, it turned out to be Monk Sha, the third junior brother of Sun Wukong.

I clicked on it to confirm it immediately, and then remarked the other party's name as Sha Monk.

At this moment, Monk Sha sent a message in seconds: Master, save me!

Lu Li was stunned: ......

Monk Sha: Master, my senior brother Sun Wukong and second senior brother Zhu are the most handsome under your guidance, and they are all developed. Master, you can help me too.

Lu Li: What do you mean by this?

Monk Sha: Of course, now our three brothers, the most bullish is still the most handsome boy in the pig, he has now become the big boss of the Guanghan Palace, and he is happy to be alive every day. All kinds of immortals went to slap him one after another. Even my elder brother Sun Wukong, who practiced with Sister Guanyin during the day, went to the most handsome nightclub in pigs to help him watch the scene at night.

Lu Li: ......

Monk Sha: I think back then, we kept our master Tang Sanzang to go to the west to learn scriptures, and we had all kinds of hard work along the way, and finally the merits were completed, but all the credit went to our master Tang Sanzang. 【】Brother Rulai casually sealed an immortal rank smaller than a sesame seed for the three of us who ran errands, and sent us away. My senior brother and second senior brother are all human spirits, and the two of them can still rely on their former prestige to cheat and eat and drink everywhere. An honest person like Lao Sha and me, now in the fairy world, I can't finish my meals, and I can't open the pot. So, I usually don't dare to appear in the group, for fear that as soon as I appear, everyone will laugh at me for being a poor bastard!

Lu Li: So miserable!

Monk Sha: Yes, it's really miserable. Master, help me find a way out! Now the prices in Heavenly Court and the various immortal realms are extremely high, and Lao Sha is really starving to death.

Lu Li: You can also go and show Mr. Pig the field!

Monk Sha: Well, actually, Lao Sha is not only honest and kind, but also an aspiring monk.

Lu Li: ......

Monk Sha: First, I don't like to send people under the fence; Second, in a place like my second senior brother, the warblers sing and dance all day long, eating and drinking, and if you say it well, you will have fun in time, and if you say it badly, it will be obscene. So, it's really not for me. I'm better suited to do something diligent.

Lu Li looked speechless, but he still admired Monk Sha in his heart. In Journey to the West, his image of loyalty, kindness, diligence and hardship has always been a lofty existence, and I don't know how many people have been touched.

And he Luli is also a helpful person.

At that moment, Lu Li asked: Do you have any specialties?

Monk Sha: Master, none of my specialties are applicable now? It's nothing more than some demons and demons, fighting and killing. Now that the harmonious society between heaven and earth is established, all the demons and alien races have been exiled to the Eight Desert Islands, and I can't use this ability. I really can't get mixed up lately, so I followed the giant spirit god to the construction site to give him a hand, and he still did the work of a plasterer. However, this work is also three days of fishing, five days of drying nets, and it will not last long.

Lu Li: Dear, think about it again, what other specialties do you have? Or, what do you like to do?

Monk Sha: I'm a sincere person, I really don't have any special skills. However, if you can do anything in a hard-working and tiring job, is this considered a specialty?

Lu Li: ......

Monk Sha: If you talk about liking, I don't really have any preferences. It's nothing more than asking the owner for a bowl of turbid wine after finishing work every day. A person came to the edge of the Tianhe River, put the wine to the wind, and drank a big sip to relieve his cravings. Or shout that loudly to vent your anger. In the end, with three points of drunkenness, I went to swim a few laps in the Tianhe River......

Lu Li: Wait, swimming is also your specialty!

Monk Sha: This is also a specialty?

Lu Li: Yes, back then, in the Liusha River, your senior brother and second senior brother couldn't do anything about you, which shows that your water nature is by no means ordinarily good.

Monk Sha: But swimming can't be eaten?

Lu Li: Who said you can't eat it as a meal? In our world, swimming can also be regarded as a profession. Those coaches take a lot of beautiful women to teach them how to swim all day long! I don't know how happy I am. You can apply to the Jade Emperor to build a swimming teaching base in Tianhe.

When Lu Li talked about this, he uploaded a few photos of beautiful women in bikinis from the Internet, and sent them all to Monk Sha with a grunt.

Monk Sha: (with a shy expression), I can't even soak in beautiful women while swimming, I really can't think about this! But, Master, your words made me pause. I just don't know if this kind of clothing worn by these beauties is expensive?

Lu Li thought to himself, the idea helped you, and the creative fee will not be charged to you. But you can't help but earn a sum of money: it's not expensive, a set of 100 immortal coins, and I'll send you as much as you want.

Monk Sha: (laughing) It's really not expensive. When I see the enrollment situation, I'll place an order for you.

Lu Li: Okay!

In the next second, Monk Sha directly went to the Lingxiao Treasure Hall Group to post an advertisement: Fairy aunts, sisters and sisters, come and see! The big news is that the Tianhe swimming team has begun to recruit VIP aristocratic students. Since it is still the first phase and the number of students is limited, only female students are recruited for the time being, so please register as soon as possible. Only 10,000 cents will be charged per person, and a sexy and hot swimming suit will be given. This swimming team is coached by the sexy beautiful man with chest hair brother Xiaosha himself, and the teaching package will not be refunded.

After posting the advertisement, Monk Sha also sent out the pictures of bikini beauties.

As soon as Monk Sha's information was released, the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, which had been dead for half a month, actually came back to life.

Flower Fairy: Wow, these beauties are so beautiful!

He Xiangu: (A lustful expression!) Sexy chest hair brother, I really want to touch your thick chest hair......

Nuwa: Well, the deity suddenly realized that it had been a long time since I had taken a bath......

Queen Mother: Hey, Tianhe Swimming Team! This idea is good, and this year's Best Idea Award will be given to Xiao Shasha.

Seven Fairies: Brother Chest Hair, you want the rhythm of fire.

Giant Spirit God: Little Shasha, do you still accept the little brother, I'll be your teaching assistant!

……

When Lu Li saw this, his face was speechless: It turns out that this sand monk is not a fuel-efficient lamp.

At that moment, when I put the mobile phone away, I was about to climb over the wall, but I heard a vibration sound of the mobile phone coming from the city wall.

Lu Li felt a little weird, and hurriedly recited the nine-character mantra in a silent manner, turned on the stealth mode, and floated up to the city wall in a leap.

(To be continued.) Mobile phone users, please browse and read, a better reading experience.