Chapter 201: Take care of your image
Holding Nuwa's little hand, Wang Dongxing continued to wander around the mall. The work of dressing up Nuwa www.biquge.info Pen Fun Pavilion is almost complete, but there is still a long way to go to pick up your own.
Wang Dongxing stood in front of a mirror and carefully looked at his sloppy image, and couldn't help sighing in his heart: I thought that he was also a handsome and elegant man with a graceful and dignified appearance, how did he become an uncle after thousands of years of savage life in the wilderness?
That's right, Wang Dongxing's appearance is completely sloppy uncle, with dog-like hair, uneven beard, and once stiff eyebrows have become messy.
Let's take care of it first... After Wang Dongxing made a decision in his heart, he pulled Nuwa to find a nearby beauty salon - of course, it is the kind that operates legally. Uh, it seems a bit vulgar to call a beauty salon, okay... The sign reads "Image Design Studio".
Wang Dongxing pulled Nuwa into the legendary "image design studio", and was greeted by a man full of femininity. This kind of person says it nicely and is called cream, but it is ugly... It's called a sissy. However, Wang Dongxing is very satisfied with this image designer - the sissy is absolutely talented in design, beauty salons, they have both men's aesthetics, but also women's finesse, and are the best practitioners in the beauty salon industry.
"Brother, can you help me pick it up?" Wang Dongxing said to the "sissy" with a smile.
The sissy pinched the orchid finger and smiled: "My God, this big brother, did you go to Tibet to survive to the limit?" ”
"Uh... I said performance art, do you believe it? Wang Dongxing continued to smile bitterly.
The sissy nodded and said solemnly: "Of course I believe it!" Now the decadent uncle is very popular with little girls, but your design is a bit overdone, and there is no uncle's style at all - you see Wu Xiubo..."
"......" Wang Dongxing was speechless, and finally he smiled bitterly: "You better help me get some spirits, I'm only in my twenties..."
"I rub? Do I wipe it? Did I have a scrub? You're only in your twenties? I don't read much, don't lie to me? As far as you look like you, some people believe you in your forty! The sissy pinched the orchid and said exaggeratedly.
Wang Dongxing said lightly: "So I need to pick up, can you hurry up, I'm still in a hurry." ”
After listening to Wang Dongxing's words, the sissy woke up like a dream, and hurriedly asked the waiter to lead Wang Dongxing to wash his hair. After washing his hair, Wang Dongxing sat on a chair, and after the sissy surrounded Wang Dongxing, he picked up a small pair of scissors and repaired it.
Don't say it, the sissy does this serious profession. Wang Dongxing's dog-gnawed hair kept falling under the repair of the sissy, and the sissy chatted with Wang Dongxing while cutting: "Big brother, how long has your hair not been repaired?" ”
Wang Dongxing subconsciously said: "More than 2,000 years..."
"Giggles, big brother, you're so interesting. More than 2,000 years? Could it be that your hairstyle is still left over from the Qin Dynasty? The sissy sneered.
"Uh... Slip of the tongue, two years, two years..."Wang Dongxing hurriedly changed his words.
Only then did the sissy nod and said, "I haven't repaired the projection for two years?" My good boy, big brother, can I take the liberty of asking about your profession? ”
This time Wang Dongxing was much more cautious, the sentence "more than two thousand years" just now definitely belonged to the words that had no brain, this time he raised the language for a long time before he said: "Eh... I'm a novelist. ”
"Big brother, what type do you write?" A common hobby of barbers is that they like to talk to people while they are working. No, Brother Sissy's conversation box opened involuntarily.
Wang Dongxing laughed and said: "Those who write online novels are not worth mentioning... Not worth mentioning..."
"Wow, that's amazing! Writing web novels? I like to read online novels the most, what have you written, big brother? What's your pen name, big brother? The sissy asked curiously while taking scissors to repair Wang Dongxing's hair.
"My pen name is Wangcai, who can write books." Wang Dongxing said with a smile.
The sissy listened to Wang Dongxing's words for a moment, and then stopped the scissors in his hand, his face was very complicated, with excitement and resentment. In the end, he said viciously: "It turns out that you are the eunuch Wang... Finally let me catch a real person. Say, how many pairs of blades do you want? ”
"Huh?" Wang Dongxing asked inexplicably: "Big brother, we have no grudges in the past and no hatred in the near future, why did you send me a blade?" ”
"Is there no grievance?" The sissy laughed viciously: "Did you consider the feelings of our readers when you were a eunuch? ”
Wang Dongxing felt bitter in his heart for a while, his character was about to explode! I think there were really a few hardcore book fans when I hit the street back then, but I didn't expect to meet one today.
"That's... Brother! You have to have professional ethics when you do image design, you can't fool me. I write about eunuchs for a reason. Wang Dongxing said solemnly.
"Why?" The sissy's eyes flashed with cold light, and he threw the scissors in his hand up and down.
Wang Dongxing's eyes were full of sincerity: "Since you were my hardcore back then, it doesn't matter if I tell you." I'm in the army, and you know that you can't use your phone in the army... Every book eunuch is because I was sent by my superiors to carry out a mission, I am for the country and the people! ”
"Edit, then edit. I have to convince you guys who write novels, your brains are big, no wonder you can make up such a bizarre world. The sissy snorted coldly.
Wang Dongxing said aggrievedly: "Look, why don't you believe it? How could someone as honest as me deceive? I'm documented! As he spoke, he took out his armed police officer ID card from his Qiankun bag and handed it to the sissy.
"Look at it yourself, look at the steel seal, it's like a fake!"
The sissy was startled after opening the certificate, he didn't expect that Wang Dongxing was really an officer, and his rank was not low. So the sissy put on a smile and said, "I knew you wouldn't deceive the reader... But when are you going to resume the update? ”
Wang Dongxing pretended to be vicissitudes of life and said: "I may not write any more books, the country needs more elite soldiers in the past two years, and my task is very heavy." This time I took annual leave, and the state will not let us stay in the city for too long. ”
The sissy was in awe when he heard this, and he used all his body to take care of Wang Dongxing's image. With the continuous clicking of the scissors, Wang Dongxing's hair has become much more pleasing to the eye.
"I think your temperament can handle that legendary hairstyle - oily head!" The sissy took a closer look at Wang Dongxing and then suggested.
"Grease head? What kind? Wang Dongxing asked.
The sissy pointed to the shape of the fat brother on the wall and said: "The retro big back is definitely the best choice for mature men and successful people." Ordinary people can't control it! ”
Wang Dongxing thought for a long time and said: "Listen to you, give it a try..." )