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With the advent of summer, the days are longer, the nights are shorter, the cicadas begin to chirp day and night, the girls on the street are getting cooler and cooler, and people are also wearing swimsuits and swimming gear, and they are noisily heading to the beach.
It's July, and school has already closed, so I took Melly and Kurumi Tokizaki to the beach.
Actually, I didn't want to go, because I wasn't afraid of the cold and heat. No matter how hot it is, it's the same as usual for me.
But I don't want to go, Kurumi Tokizaki is different. She had been egging me to take her to the beach since the beginning of the holiday.
She whispered in my ear for two or three weeks, and although I ignored it, don't forget, besides me, there is also that little ghost head of Melly in my house.
That little ghost never seemed to have been taken to the beach, so later Tokizaki Kurumi saw that it was useless to encourage me, so he went to encourage Merry instead.
As a result, one big and one small, the two hit it off, so in desperation, I had no choice but to follow them.
But—
On the way to the beach, I finally couldn't help but complain for the eighth time.
"Hey, if you go to the beach, you will go to the beach, why don't you take the bullet train, but ask me to ride a bicycle to take you there? Did you know I'm tired? ”
That's it, Kurumi Tokizaki, a woman with mental problems, after I promised to go to the beach, didn't take the fast bullet train, but asked me to take them on a bicycle.
Damn, didn't she know that it would tire people to death? Or is she just going to exhaust me like this and then snatch time from me?
I have to say, if that's the case, then this woman is really vicious.
Kyoto is a city near the sea, but we live on the edge of Kyoto, and it happens to be on the inland side.
This means that if we were going to the beach, I would have to ride my bicycle through almost all of Kyoto with Melly and Kurumi Tokizaki!
And Kyoto is the capital of Yingzhou! The city limits are quite large!
And I rode through the bike all day!
Then again, if Kurumi Tokizaki wants to be tired to death, I can forget it, why would Melly agree? That stinky little ghost, Bai treats her well on weekdays, and she doesn't know that she feels sorry for my brother at all.
Kurumi Tokizaki's answer confirmed that she was a vicious woman.
"Fool, if I hadn't tired you half to death first, and went to the beach, how could I have won you."
Sure enough, this thief-hearted bastard!
I grinded my teeth, and suddenly I felt the urge to turn the car around and go home to sleep.
But in the end, I gave up.
I've been riding for so long, and I'm almost halfway there, and if I go back like this, it will be a big loss!
……
On the premise that I was tired and half dead, the next morning, we finally arrived at the beach.
Shi Qi got out of the back seat three times, stretched gracefully, moved his body, and complained to me.
"Really, I thought I could get there last night. It turned out to be a night of suffering for Melidor and melido, you useless fellow. ”
Melly, who was bouncing around and moving her stiff body, also looked bitter and bitter when she heard this.
"That's right, my brother is really useless. It's been so long that I'm exhausted. ”
I was so furious that I jumped out of the car and gave them a knife.
"Bastard! If it weren't for the two of you guys yelling on the road to see the scenery, letting me ride slower, and making me stop for food from time to time, I would have arrived early.
Now you dare to complain, do you really think I have no temper!
If you me off, be careful to hang the two of you up and use it as bait to fish believe it or not!! ”
Shi Qi rubbed his head and pouted dissatisfiedly.
"Don't believe it!"
Then, ignoring the angry me, she took Melly to the store that sold swimgear to buy a swimsuit. Originally, she wanted to buy it at home and bring it, but I unceremoniously refused.
Hmph, two people are heavy enough, and they want to add a burden to me, and there is no door!
I found a place to park the car, locked it, and followed Kurumi Tokizaki and Melly into the store.
No way, just like they don't have swimsuits, I don't have swim trunks.
"Chen An."
"Brother, brother."
As soon as I entered the store, I heard Kurumi Tokizaki and Melly screaming, and when I turned my head, I saw that they were standing at the place selling women's swimsuits and waving at me.
Dispelling the idea of buying what I needed, I walked over.
"What?"
"Buy a swimsuit."
Shizaki smiled wildly.
"So please come here, please help me refer to that beautiful one."
I didn't hesitate to refuse.
"No."
What are you kidding, she buys her swimsuit, why do you want me to refer to her for it? I'm sick!
Kurumi Tokizaki ignored my refusal and pushed me away with Mei Lixing.
"Hurry, hurry. The swimsuits here are pretty nice, so hurry up and see for me which one suits me best. ”
Kurumi Tokizaki said, so he casually picked up a set of red two-piece bikinis beside him, looked at it twice, and she seemed to be very satisfied.
"Well, it's about the same color as blood, I like it."
Holding the swimsuit and gesturing on it, she asked me about it.
"Chen An, do you think I will look good in this swimsuit?"
I complained a lot.
"Hey, don't you understand people? I said I'm not interested in watching it for you! ”
That being said, I, a bad person, ended up being kind enough to refer to her for her.
"It's okay, although the fabric is a little less, but if you're not afraid of going out, you can wear this for other people's eyes."
Without saying a word, Kurumi Tokizaki immediately put down his swimsuit.
"Forget it, I'll take a look at the rest."
I was a little surprised to see her give up this swimsuit so decisively.
"Hey, I think you like this swimsuit, why don't you?"
Shizaki glanced at me and snorted.
"Hmph, what a joke. I'm not interested in letting those scum take advantage of me. ”
I'm scratching my head a little.
Strange, is it an illusion? How do you feel that this woman is nervous again?
I accompanied Shizaki Kurumi here for a long time, watching her take them one by one and give them up one by one, I was really speechless.
"Hey, are you alright? Melly's swimsuit is all chosen, why are you still picking and choosing? ”
Kurumi Tokizaki put down another swimsuit and looked at me with great disdain.
"Are you stupid? When does it take for girls to choose clothes quickly? Don't be verbose, just follow along obediently and give me advice. ”
This tone made me immediately angry.
"Are you mistaken? I'm not your slave! Talking to me in this tone, do you want me to turn my face against you? ”
I was really speechless, she was kind enough to accompany her to the beach, she was not grateful to Dade, and she dared to give orders to me. What did she think of me? A slave who comes and goes!
Kurumi Shizaki didn't pay attention to my anger at all, and he was still picking and picking up there.
"A man, why is his energy so small?"
She gave me a disdainful look and said nonchalantly.
"By the way, after reading so much, which one do you like? Tell me, let's buy it and go. ”
"What do you mean by that?"
I didn't care about getting angry, and I became suspicious.
"You wear your own swimsuit, why do you want me to like it?"
Something has been wrong with this woman lately. Although it is still a posture that wants me to die, the number of times I do it is getting less and less, and I like to come to my house more and more to eat.
Originally, it was only two or three times a week, but now for a week, I don't know what to do except for two days, and three and a half days out of five days are at my house.
It's called observing prey, but that's not the case at all. Because every time she eats and sleeps at my house, she sleeps and eats, which makes housework more difficult for me, is to hug Melly and watch TV.
Looking at the recent past, when I pestered me to come to the beach a few days ago, I was even more coquettish, and I was not scared on the spot to think that Kurumi Shizaki was not transferred.
If it weren't for Kurumi Tokizaki still being a thief to me, I almost thought she had fallen in love with Uncle Ben's beauty!
Now look at it, damn it, it can't be true, right?
Looking at Kurumi Tokizaki, I suddenly fell into deep thought.
If so, what should I do? Is it a rejection? Or decisively kill this psychopath?
For a while, I was in a dilemma.
As if sensing my thoughts, Tokizaki Crazy rolled his eyes coquettishly, looking very angry.
"What do you want. Although I told those people that I had a crush on you, you shouldn't really be that narcissistic. We are enemies!
Besides, a stingy, verbose, cheeky man like you, I won't look at you until I'm blind.
Let you pick, it's not that you keep saying you want to go, and you're verbose to death. ”
"Hey, when did I get stingy? I think you're a friend, and if it's someone else, I'm too lazy to pay attention to him.
As for being cheeky? No matter how thick-skinned I am, do you have a thick-skinned guy who eats and drinks at my house all day long, not only doesn't give money, but also picks and chooses? ”
I retorted indignantly, but I was relieved.
It's also said that this woman wants to kill me, but she is still mentally ill, how can she like me.
Delusion, that must be a damn delusion.
I thought so, and then picked up a large children's swimsuit next to me.
I handed her to Kurumi Tokizaki and smiled brightly.
"Come on, I think this is good, you can take it."
Kurumi Tokizaki: "......"
She was a little annoyed.
"Hey, I'm an adult, why are you giving me such a childish swimsuit? Think I'm Melly? ”
Melly blinked, feeling innocent.
"Mr. Shizaki, you quarreled with your brother, why did you get involved with me again?"
"Call me sister."
Kurumi Tokizaki emphasized, and pushed the swimsuit back angrily.
"No, this childish swimsuit won't work, you'll have to change it to a more mature one for me."
Looking at Kurumi Tokizaki's rare annoyed look, I was secretly happy in my heart.
Hehe, let you call me, since I let you choose, you want to change into a swimsuit, and there is no door!
If you succeed, who will I take revenge for the offense I have suffered in the past two days? Hmph, if you are not angry, you can't speak, I will waste such a long time to talk to Lisuo!
By the way, when it comes to anger, it's worth mentioning here.
Although Kurumi Tokizaki was almost always calm at first, as time went on, she became more and more emotional.
Well, except for a day or two after I disappeared for two days and then I had to change back to that again, the rest of the time was about the same as a normal girl.
In fact, if it weren't for her insistence on hiding and never mentioning it, so I couldn't do it, maybe I would have turned her back into a normal person and let her live a normal life, instead of killing people, committing suicide, going crazy, and despairing all day and night for that bullshit insistence.
Pushing the swimsuit back into Kurumi Tokizaki's hand, I explained it seriously.
"What a childishness, I think this swimsuit is a good match for you. Look at you, less than one meter and six meters tall, isn't this just ......"
Originally, I wanted to say that I was born in middle school, but after thinking about it, I didn't think it was exciting enough. So I decisively lowered the age level with malicious intent.
"Kindergarten height? Coupled with your bad temper, isn't it just as lawless as a child?
So wear this one, yes! ”
I gave me a high-five, and I came to a conclusion in no uncertain terms.
"Yes, that's it."
Shizaki Kurumi grinded his teeth, and his tone was indescribably vicious.
"Chen An, are you really looking for death? How dare you say that I am like a kindergarten child, believe it or not, I beat you to death with Emperor Keke? ”
I said without hesitation.
"Of course not! Because you can't beat me. ”
Kurumi Tokizaki: "......"
Her face darkened, she stomped my foot, turned and walked away.
- Swimsuit in her hand!
"Hey, hey, it's done."
Just when I was secretly proud in my heart, Kurumi Tokizaki's words immediately sent me to hell.
"Chen An, pay!"
Me: "......"
I jumped to my feet.
"Bastard! Put down that swimsuit!! ”
……
Taking off my long-standing robe, I put on the black swim trunks that Kurumi and Melly had chosen for me, and led them to play on the beach with resentment that Kurumi Tokizaki had made me bleed again.
Of course, they were all playing in the sea, but I stayed on the shore to bask in the sun.
Who prefers sleep to play.
Just when I woke up from a sleep in the sun, looked at the sky, felt that it was still early, and planned to go back to sleep again, Kurumi Tokizaki and Melly walked up to me with a cold drink.
As soon as he sat on my stomach, Kurumi Tokizaki complained at me while eating an iced drink with relish.
"Hey, Chen An. What the hell are you doing at the beach? Why don't you go to the sea with me and Melly, and lie here to sleep all the time?
Aren't you hot in the sun? ”
Melly nodded repeatedly.
"Mr. Tokizaki is right. When I came to the beach, I still slept, brother, a lazy pig. ”
I snorted.
"Hey, life is too short, how can you do it if you don't take time to rest? Besides, it takes a lot of effort to play, and it is comfortable and trouble-free to lie down and sleep here. I was stupid to ask for my own suffering. ”
As I spoke, I reached out and pushed Kurumi Tokisaki's ass sitting on my stomach.
"And you, you guy get up from my stomach quickly. I ate and slept at my house all day long, and I slept and ate, and I was so heavy that it almost crushed me to death. ”
Shizaki Kusai heard me say that she was heavy, and he suddenly became angry. Not only did he not get up, but he twisted his ass and increased his strength.
"Bastard, let you say I'm heavy, crush you."
I pursed my lips, and I didn't bother to pay attention to Shi Qi's childlike behavior, I just looked at the blue sky in a daze.
I don't know how long it took, but my daze was interrupted by Kurumi Tokizaki.
She pressed the empty cold drink box in my face, then kicked me in the stomach with her little foot and led Melly away.
"Hmph, I'm too lazy to waste time with you guy, anyway, I still have money, Merry and I should go eat something delicious."
I wanted to go back to sleep, but something suddenly occurred to me.
That's not right, didn't Kurumi Shizaki say that he didn't have a penny on him? So where did she get the money to eat with Melly?
Don't......
Thinking of a terrible possibility, I suddenly jumped up from the beach.
Looking at Kurumi Tokizaki and Melly, who hadn't gone far yet, I suddenly screamed.
"Bastard! My salary this month! Kurumi Tokizaki, why is my wallet in your hand!! ”
……
Sitting at a cold drink shop on the beach, I watched Kurumi Tokizaki and Melly happily eating chocolate ice cream one by one, and I was really depressed.
I tapped my fingers on the table, and I was speechless for a few moments in the rapid tapping, and finally I couldn't help but speak.
"Hey, how much did you eat before? Why do I only have so much money left in my wallet? You know, I came out with a month's salary. ”
Ah woo took a bite of ice cream, and the cool and sweet feeling suddenly made Shizaki Kurumi show a look of enjoyment.
"We didn't eat much, and I took your money to the hotel to book a room. Two of the best rooms, seven days. ”
As she spoke, she glanced at me nonchalantly.
"What, do you still want me to pay it back?"
I ask rhetorically.
"I asked you to pay it back, will you pay it back?"
Shizaki smiled charmingly and threw a wink at me.
"If you really want to, I can pay it back. But I don't have any money, so what about using my body? Hee-hee, it's the first time I've earned it if I'm so beautiful~"
I snorted and glared at her angrily.
"Pull it down, I've said I'm not interested in mental illness anymore. And you're an absolute psychopath.
I didn't bring any money, but I still dared to spend all my money, did you want us to drink the sea breeze in the next few days? If it weren't for Melly's share, I'd have beaten you. ”
Tokizaki winked at me.
"Beat me, are you willing to do it?"
"What do you say?"
I unceremoniously gave her a knife and made her face look angry, and I began to frown.
"Damn, I originally expected that money to allow us to spend the past few days in style, but now it seems that there is no hope."
With such a little money, after paying them for snacks, they will be in the end, and they still want to spend the past few days in style? Oh, don't be kidding, if you don't want to find a way to make money, let alone be chic, you won't even have to eat!
Tokizaki Kurumi rubbed his head for a moment.
"We? Did you stingy have me included? ”
"That's not nonsense, since I'm here with you, I naturally won't let you pay for it.
Do you think I'm so stingy? ”
I rolled my eyes and began to sigh again.
"Now that I have no money in my pocket, how will I live the rest of my life? Do you want me to steal and rob it? ”
Melly bit down on the spoon and gave me an idea.
"Brother, you have a card in your wallet, wouldn't it be better for us to go to a nearby ATM to withdraw money?"
I poked her forehead.
"Fool, if Kari had money, would I still need to worry so much? Isn't it because I don't have a penny in my card that I'm trying to figure it out? ”
Kurumi Tokizaki was a little speechless.
"Chen An, I don't think you have any money, how come you don't have a penny in the card?"
"It's not because of you!"
I'm getting more and more angry.
"You crazy woman comes to my house every day to rub white food, even if you get injured every time.
How much do I get paid as an average teacher? For the three of us to eat, plus to buy you medicinal herbs, buy good ingredients for your body, and some miscellaneous expenses in life, do you think there is still leftover?
If I were as lavish as you, we wouldn't have been able to eat! ”
Although Melly is small, she still likes to mess with me. But after all, a person has lived a bitter life for a few years, so he is very sensible.
Before, Kurumi Tozaki took my money to go to the hotel that was booked, but she didn't really approve of it. But Kurumi Tokizaki said that it's hard to come out once, how about not enjoying it? Besides, even if I run out of money, I'm sure I still have a small coffer, so don't worry too much.
Sometimes Kurumi's persuasion, coupled with the fact that he thought the hotel was really beautiful, finally agreed.
But now—
She looked at me and blamed herself.
"Brother, I'm sorry, it's me who spends money willfully and makes it difficult for you. Why don't you scold me and get angry? ”
"Alas, forget it, it's come to this, what's the use of scolding? It's not that I'm more upset. ”
I sighed and pinched Melly's little nose again.
"Even if I use it again, I can't bear to scold Melly."
Melly bit her lip, tears of emotion about to fall.
"Brother......
I smiled gently at Melly, and then turned my head and gave Tokizaki Kurumi another hand knife and scolded her viciously.
"Losers!"
Although Kurumi Shizaki wanted to go crazy, because she couldn't beat me and she made a mistake, she could only swallow this breath depressedly.
She asked as she stomped my foot under the table.
"So what now? In order to trap you, I really didn't bring a penny. ”
Me: "......"
Seeing that I was speechless, Tokizaki Kurumi thought about it and poked my arm with his slender fingers.
She lowered her voice, speaking in a voice that I could only hear.
"Now, if it really doesn't work, why don't I grab some? Anyway, there is no shortage of hooligans. Not to mention the current seaside.
Even if I wear a swimsuit that is so conservative, as long as I go out and walk a few laps in a crowded place, someone will follow me when I walk to a place where no one is around.
When the time comes, when I kill them to grab time, I will snatch the money back by the way, what do you think? ”
"Not good!"
Unceremoniously gave Shizaki Kurumi a knife again, and I taught her a lesson with a straight face.
"I didn't tell you, don't talk to me about it again! If you dare to be verbose, be careful that I spank you! ”
Shi Qi pursed his lips and muttered quietly.
"Hey, you don't know how to lift. Don't do that, I'll see what you do tomorrow! ”
"Not tomorrow, I have a way now."
I glanced at Tokizaki Kurumi with disdain, and I touched my chin and began to say what I had come up with.
"It's okay to say three meals a day, after all, you, a loser, have booked a hotel, so it's good to go back to the hotel when you eat.
As for the expenses for the activities of the past few days and the cost of going home at that time~ That's easy to say.
I saw the recruitment of temporary lifeguards on the road before, and the salary is still settled every day. I'll just apply later. ”
Actually, there is Melly's money, but it was left to her by Melly's parents, and I don't plan to use it.
Tokizaki was very dissatisfied.
"Work? When you come to the beach, you don't play with me and Melly, you still have to look for a job, are you right? ”
"Mistaken? You're not mistaken! Whose fault do you think I need to find a job at this time? ”
I glared at Kurumi Shizaki fiercely, and then snatched the ice cream from in front of her.
"Don't be verbose, it's decided. Later, I'll apply for a lifeguard and be responsible for earning the expenses for these days, and you and Melly will play by yourself and be responsible for having fun in these days. ”
With that, I took a big bite of ice cream. Then nodded in satisfaction.
"It tastes good."
Tokizaki was so angry that he reached out to grab the ice cream in my hand.
"Bastard, that's mine! You are not ashamed to rob the things that girls have eaten! ”
"Hey, you've spent all my money, and you're not allowed me to eat a bite of your ice cream?"
I moved swiftly to dodge Kurumi Tokisaki's snatching move, and while continuing to eat ice cream, I taunted Kurumi Tokizaki.
"As for shame? Please, you didn't know me for the first day, do you think I'm going to be ashamed?
If you don't know, I can honestly tell me that I don't. ”
Ignoring Kurumi Tokizaki, who was so angry with me that he was speechless, I took two bites of ice cream and finished the whole ice cream, and then as soon as I put the cup down, I was about to retreat.
"Okay, I'm done with the stolen stuff, and it's time for me to apply. You and Melly play slowly, just go to me if you have something.
By the way, I don't have a place to put my wallet, so you have to take care of my wallet. ”
I instructed a few words, and suddenly something came to mind, and a look of disgust suddenly appeared on my face.
"By the way, do you usually brush your teeth? When I ate ice cream in the past, it seemed to smell bad breath. ”
Kurumi Tokizaki: "......"
Without hesitation, she grabbed her purse and smashed it in my face.
I wanted to pick up my wallet, but when I saw Kurumi Tokizaki reach for the cup, I was startled. Decisively slipped away.
What are you kidding, if the cup hits me, it will break, and I don't have any extra money to pay!
If you're not afraid, you'll wait for something to happen and stay and wash the dishes!
……