Mu Zha understood, and hurriedly posted a sentence in WeChat: Yes, what the Bodhisattva said makes sense, the Buddha is a Taoist friend, you also send a red envelope, don't want anything else, just spicy strips!

Guanyin Bodhisattva, who saw this news, nodded with satisfaction, the child can be taught, and it is not in vain to cultivate himself!

Guanyin Bodhisattva: Lishan old mother Taoist friend, this spicy strip is the world's first-class good thing, you have to try it later!

Mother Lishan: Hey, don't you don't eat meat? What's so good about those vegetarian options?

The other party praised the spicy strips, but she said she didn't believe it. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info in her heart, the taste of vegetarian is never as delicious as meat, and the deliciousness that Guanyin Bodhisattva said is only for their Buddhist people.

Guanyin Bodhisattva: The Buddha is a Taoist friend, since the old mother of Lishan doesn't believe it, then you should quickly send some spicy strips out and speak with facts (naughty).

I didn't expect Guanyin Bodhisattva to talk like this, and Bai Xiaobai, who was grabbing the red envelope and grabbing the soft hand, didn't think much about it, "Isn't it just spicy strips, let's go on!" ”

Guanyin Bodhisattva received your red envelope.

Muzha received your red envelope.

Tang Seng received your red envelope.

……

Your red envelope is snatched up in three seconds, Guanyin Bodhisattva is the king of luck.

Guanyin Bodhisattva: Haha, it's actually the best luck, there are 25 packs of spicy strips!!

Sun Wukong: Bodhisattva, be calm. (3 bared teeth and 1 white eye)

Guanyin Bodhisattva: Ahem...... (Two shy)

Sha Seng: Sure enough, it's still the red envelope of the Taoist friend, but why didn't I grab it? Report, ask for retransmission!

Fuhu Arhat: Thousands of rivers and mountains are always love, is it okay to send another one?

These people all have the potential to become jokers, seeing these messages, Bai Xiaobai has a feeling that he is chatting with a group of teasers, his head is hot, he clicks on those emojis that he has collected for a long time, and chooses a funny picture of teasing.

Then let the baby send a red envelope to ease the atmosphere [picture message]

He stuffed hundreds of packets of spicy strips into the red envelopes and sent them out.

Another one was snatched up in three seconds, and this time it was a Buddha named King Yamara who grabbed the best luck.

This time, Guanyin Bodhisattva didn't grab the spicy strips, not because she was slow, but because she was attracted by this funny picture of white little white hair, she had never seen a picture of this style of painting.

Then he said: Fellow Daoist, where did you get this kind of picture? (A string of curiosities)

Bai Xiaobai: What's this? I've got a lot of them here, so I'll send them to you!" Private chat?

He would definitely not say that he had mixed up with at least dozens of chat groups and saved interesting pictures when he came across them.

Sha Seng: Don't, just post it in the group, I also want pictures of this style of painting.

Monkey King: That's right, let me bring it back to those monkey monkey grandchildren to see and learn (a string of laughs)

Anyway, it's just some pictures, hiding is also hiding, and it's difficult to get rid of the feelings, in the spirit of helpfulness, Bai Xiaobai sent out the pictures he had collected.

Who knows, because of these pictures he posted, the entire chat group completely exploded.

Like this, the use of a few simple strokes to outline, amusing the style of painting, text descriptions full of playful opinions, to the point, mainly used by the majority of people on the earth for funny pictures, they are still the first time to see.

Muzha: Haha, these pictures are so funny!

Jigong: Wow, these expressions are really brain-opening!

Sha Seng: Haha, this picture makes me laugh to death, hahaha, let me laugh a little longer, haha......

Tang Seng: Daoyou has such an interesting expression and has been hidden for so long, eh, it's really unkind......

Song Dejialan: I don't know how these expressions are refined, why do I want to laugh when I look at them......

The old mother of Lishan also expressed her dissatisfaction, and said: Eh, fellow Daoist, these expressions are simply poisonous, I want to save them!

Sha Seng: Me too!

Zhu Bajie: I agree with the opinions of the old-timers, ditto!

……

Some praise for these novel pictures is endless, and the identity of Buddha is Tao has begun to be known to the public not only because of spicy noodles.

Of course, this is just a small episode that makes the group chat more active, and sending red envelopes is the main theme.

……

Sun Wukong: Sure enough, there are a lot of good things in King Kong, so my grandson will also join in the fun and send a red envelope! (Three bared teeth)

Tang Seng: Don't ink when you send red envelopes, hurry up!

Zhu Bajie: Monkey, I guess you must have sent those fruits again, can you change something?

Sha Seng: That's right, senior brother, less routines, more sincerity! [Picture Message]

Sun Wukong: Don't be blind **** here, nonsense [picture news], if you have the ability, you can continue to send it! The red envelope is coming, all fellow Taoists!

A red light flashed, Bai Xiaobai held his breath, and the index finger of his right hand quickly turned into a lightning bolt at a distance of less than three centimeters, hitting the screen.

Bite!

Congratulations on getting a dozen fruits from Huaguo Mountain.

There is a detailed description below, three pears, four bananas, four peaches, and a shelf life of three days.

It's really fruits, but these are not ordinary fruits, even if they are miracle fruits, last time Bai Xiaobai just ate an apple, his body became a lot stronger.

"It's a lot of money!" Bai Xiaobai was very happy to grab these fruits, he was still worried about the safety of Zhu Daliang and the others, if they ate this, at least they would have the ability to protect themselves.

Sun Wukong's red envelope is so good, he just dozed off and just gave a pillow again.

However, the fruit that is so useful to Bai Xiaobai is a very common thing for these Buddhas!

Sand Monk: ...... Since ancient times, I can't keep my affection, and I always have a routine that wins people's hearts [Picture News], eh, big brother, your routine is too deep!

Here's a red envelope, everyone!

Tiger Arhat: ...... I feel that my body has been hollowed out [Picture News], Sha Seng, your routine is poisonous, everyone should not grab this red envelope, it is all small objects, it is a waste of mental power.

Bai Xiaobai thought that he couldn't grab this red envelope, but he didn't expect that when Fu Hu said this, not many people grabbed it suddenly, and he successfully grabbed four hairbands woven from silk.

The color of several headbands is vermilion, and there are no special attributes, Bai Xiaobai clicked on the red envelope of Sha Seng and saw that it was full of colorful headbands, no wonder no one grabbed it.

It just so happened that the Admiralty Fu was still missing a rope, so he tied it around his neck with a hairband, which happened to be a pendant.

Happy Arhat: Fu Hu, Ming people don't pretend to be secretive, you have the ability to send one?

The painting style in the chat group,From here, the pretending mode is turned on,The following chat records have been turned on at the same time.。

Fuhu Arhat: Happy, don't talk like that, yesterday I saw a person who was fired today and beaten eight times because he said something like this!

Happy Arhat: Whose city has your routine created [Picture News]?

Monkey King: Hmm! Look at your performance, fresh and refined, I appreciate you [picture news]! (Three Cool)

Zhu Bajie: Monkey, you pretend, I'll give you ninety-nine points, one more point for fear that you will be proud [Picture News]!

Bai Xiaobai was a little speechless, are these people sure that it is the Buddha or not?

He wondered if they had been in the youth teasing group in Dahuaxia, otherwise why would they all suddenly pretend to be good at it?

Are these people fighting or the Buddhas who are enshrined in the temples?

Bai Xiaobai has begun to doubt his life.

Eh, it's all self-made, and if he hadn't sent out these pictures in the first place, he wouldn't be like this now.

The chatter sand monk naturally couldn't be idle, and said: Two senior brothers, don't pretend to be forced, pretend to be forced to be struck by lightning [Picture News]! I've got a Traceless suit here, or not?

Even the white dragon horse came to join in the fun: Look at a few pretending routines, it doesn't look like a person in the Buddha world [Picture News]!

Songdegaran: You really don't look like a Buddha, here, I'm a local, and if you continue like this, believe it or not, I have a hundred ways to make you not stay here.

And you are helpless.

However, if you stop there, then Song De is here to thank you, and he will also be thanked again in the future.

Old Mother Li Shan was teased by these teasing, and also came to join: A few Taoist friends, what kind of novel cultivation method is this? Sure enough, it is refreshing to make the poor Dao refreshed, give you one hundred and one points, and one more point is not afraid of your pride [Picture News]!

Tang Seng: Eh, there is no one as pure as me in the entire westbound team [Picture News]!

Burst!

Bai Xiaobai felt that his heart had been forcibly hurt by a million points, was he entering the Buddha group or the teasing group?

These people don't need to be taught at all, as soon as the picture is sent to them, they will immediately be able to learn and use it better than Bai Xiaobai, who can be regarded as the originator of Doutu in this group.

Is this a true portrayal of the disciples of the church starving to death of their masters?

Seeing that the atmosphere in the group had been seriously deviated, Guanyin Bodhisattva hurriedly came out to correct the group wind, but it was still crooked, and his hands trembled and he sent a violent cartoon panda out: Everyone be careful of six turns, or continue to send red envelopes [Picture News]!

Except for the red envelope, she couldn't think of any other way to take the atmosphere away from the comic line.

There is nothing that cannot be solved by a red envelope, and if there is, then two [picture messages].

Li Shan's mother seemed very happy, and she also gave Guanyin Taoist friends face, and took the lead in sending a red envelope: Fellow Taoist friends, today is destined to get together, the poor road is very happy, and a red envelope is offered!

Bite!

Congratulations on getting a nine-turn golden pill.

There is a text below that the Nine Turns Golden Pill refined by the chief disciple of Li Shan's mother sat down, and after taking it, it has an unpredictable function, but it is dusty, and there is no desire or desire from then on, and the soul will not enter reincarnation and will not fall into the Nine Shadows. (The secret formula of the Nine Turns Golden Pill, the only one in the Three Realms, there is no other semicolon.) ）

Since then, the soul has not entered reincarnation, and it has not fallen into the nine shadows, which is equivalent to eternal life, and the effect of Tang monk's meat is almost the same, even if the king of Hades wants to collect it, he can't accept it, this is the real good thing!

Looking at the attributes of this nine-turn golden pill against the sky, Bai Xiaobai could only say a sentence with a capital letter while sighing. As for how many forces and how many people can create the Nine Turns Golden Pill, it is still too far away for him, and he doesn't need to pay attention to it.

However, because the attributes of this golden pill are too rebellious, it also has its fatal shortcomings, that is, after eating it, it is dusty, and there is no desire from now on, and the poison point is a bit powerful. (If you haven't struggled to the pinnacle of life, how can you have no desires?) ）

grabbed another golden pill, Bai Xiaobai was a little relieved, chatted privately with Jigong, and sent 50,000 packs of spicy strips.

Everything is going well on Jigong's side, and three hundred and twelve stone puppets have been built, which should be completed on time.

A day later, it was confirmed that Fang Chun was basically fine, and the construction site was urgent, Fang Weiguo and Li Dasui had to rush back to work in advance, and Bai Xiaobai and the three of them sent them all the way to the station.