Chapter 21 The exam questions are really perverted
More than 3,000 people sat in a large hall, behaving in a manner that is unimaginable to people in real life. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
Not to mention the silent candidates, this extremely wide hall alone is enough to make people marvel.
Dozens of Qingyun Sect disciples shuttled through the main hall and distributed test questions.
Fang Yun sat in the middle of the front, looking at the expressions of those who received the test questions first in front of him, whether they were happy, distressed, or indifferent, Fang Yun still felt a little nervous in his heart, but it was not serious.
Staying in the inn for several months, mainly learning words and practicing the use of brushes, I have already memorized the words of the Continent of the Gods, and I am also very skilled in the use of brushes.
Except for words and brushes, Fang Yun did not practice any other skills.
In his mind, after going through countless Chinese exams from primary school to university, he would still be afraid of the text assessment? Still need to worry about this? As for arithmetic, there is no need to practice.
It's just that when the test questions were placed in front of Fang Yun and he browsed the exam questions above, the expression on his face became very exciting.
A young man in brocade clothes beside him, who had also received the test questions, took Fang Yun's expression into his eyes and smiled contemptuously.
"I haven't made any preparations at first glance, and you want to pass the assessment even like you? Save it. Lin Jian was secretly proud, fortunately, he spent a lot of money to buy the text test questions of previous years a few months before the assessment, and did several sets of "six years of entry, three years of simulation", this exam is much more sure than others.
After reading through the questions, Fang Yun almost thought that he had returned to the real world and was in high school.
There are a total of four questions:
Fill in the blanks, word choice, essay comprehension, composition.
These question types are simply too familiar, not too simple for me, Fang Yun just looked at the question types and felt that it was not difficult, but if he continued to do it one by one, he almost wanted to vomit blood and scold his mother.
Fill in the blanks with the first word choice.
(-) flow of people. Of course, it's "painless", after thinking about it, be more rigorous, Fang Yun wrote "crowded".
(――) of the Qingyun Sect. Fang Yun filled in the "magnificent".
(-) of the law enforcement elders. Think about it and fill in the word "majesty".
These questions are simply for a three-year-old child.
Fill in the blanks for the second question.
That's where the question starts to get disgusting.
In front of Fang Yun, there were four words in front of him: "well-dressed beast", "human-faced beast-hearted", "sanctimonious", and "despicable and shameless", and asked him to choose one of them to describe the Qingyun Sect's Elder Inheritance, which made him hesitate.
These four words are derogatory, how do you let me choose?
Needless to say, the three words "well-dressed beast", "human-faced beast-hearted", and "despicable" have always existed as scolding words since their birth. What made Fang Yun uncertain was the word "sanctimonious", in modern times, it has been played badly by people, it was originally just to describe people as serious, but it slowly turned into sarcastic words.
"When you encounter a problem, you can't make up your mind, don't get entangled, start to the back, and do what you can do first." Fang Yun remembered what the teacher often said in his ear when he was in school, and decided to do the latter questions first.
But soon, a sentence that students often used to ridicule the test questions for being too difficult struck Fang Yun and spoke to his heart.
"This question won't be, look at the next one, still won't; The next one, why is it still difficult; Until the end, none of them. ”
What's going on?
The second sub-question is like this again, and the four words are: Heaven and Earth are intolerable, Heaven and Earth are destroyed, Heaven and Heaven are harmful, and human nature is extinct.
Fang Yun almost wanted to hit someone.
Three questions in a row, the options given are all derogatory terms, why do you ask me to put these words on the sect master of the Qingyun Sect, the three elders of the Qingyun Sect, and the four elders?
What the is this playing with me?
Is it because the world is different, people have different understandings of these words, or what?
Fang Yun suspected that due to cultural differences, words that seemed to him to be derogatory were not derogatory in this world, but praise.
"Sanctimonious" doesn't mean anything else?
"Heaven and earth are destroyed" is to describe people who are particularly powerful and need heaven and earth to kill?
Could the "heavens" and "principles" in the word "hurt heaven and reason" be the names of the two big villains in the history of the Continent of God, which were wiped out?
Is this to open your eyes and tell nonsense and distort your own cognition?
This question made Fang Yun think about it.
Helpless, he did it later, hoping to get a few more points in the last few questions to make up for the gap between the front and other candidates.
The third major question is essay comprehension.
After reading the short article, Fang Yun felt that this question was much more normal than the previous ones, although it was a little inexplicable, but it was still within the acceptable range.
Take a look at the title......
Just because I didn't say it before.
"Read the short passage above carefully, and describe the law enforcement elder in your own words. Note: The original text cannot be copied, otherwise it will be processed with zero points. ”
"What else can I say?" Can anyone tell me who came up with these questions? I promise not to kill him.
You all take a look, all see, there is no royal law, and there is no heavenly reason!
The essay used a total of 48 words to describe law enforcement elders, including the following:
Wise and martial, handsome and chic, Yushu in the wind, dignified, extraordinary, radiant......
Before he saw the requirements of the question, Fang Yun was still able to read these words in their entirety, and after seeing the requirements of this question, Fang Yun didn't dare to take another look, afraid that he would be blind.
Fang Yun, who was anxious, looked up at some of the candidates in front of him, and found that they were all undecided and deep in thought.
The young man on his side, who was dragging and dressed in fancy clothes, had already grabbed a lot of his hair.
Fortunately, I was not the only one who underwent this inhumane entrance examination, and I was definitely not the only one who was blinded in the eye.
After generating this thought, Fang Yun's mood improved a little.
Picking up the pen that hadn't been touched for a long time, Fang Yun tried to write a few words to describe the law enforcement elders.
But five minutes passed, and Fang Yun couldn't write down a word for a long time.
There are many words to describe people who are wise and martial, and there are also some synonyms for appearance. Chinese culture is vast and profound, how can it not be possible to find idioms other than those forty-eight words?
It's a pity that Fang Yun's eyes were blinded, his brain was a mess, and he couldn't calm down and think at all.
It's not as good as the previous question, if you don't write a single point for this question, you may get two points if you write it casually.
Be neat yourself, write more, and give me some volume!
"You forced me to do this, don't blame me for using a killer move." Fang Yun was ruthless and picked up the pen to write.
"The Extraterritorial Heavenly Demon has invaded the Continent of the Gods, specifically arresting excellent, handsome, and martial arts people in human society. The little master was taught a lesson; Countless city lords and suzerains were imprisoned; Many kings and emperors were tortured; The first master and the first handsome guy in the Continent of God were even executed. ”
After writing such a paragraph, Fang Yun worked very hard to restrain his feelings, and wrote a sentence that was even more spicy than the short essay on the test questions given by Qingyun Sect:
"The law enforcement elder of the Qingyun Sect accidentally fell into the clutches of the extraterritorial heavenly demon during an outing, was brutally killed, and was tortured before he died."
Often the water group is not useless, at least Fang Yun adapted the words of the begging "Handsome people are arrested, once I am caught and shot, ten minutes is not enough", and successfully applied it to this.
Since you've blinded me, I'm going to disgust you.
After a long ideological struggle, Fang Yun finally did not dare to give a specific explanation of the torture suffered by the law enforcement elders, and he really didn't have the courage to write words such as "dripping wax", "****", and "bursting chrysanthemum".
After solving the third question, only the final essay remains.
The requirement for this question is to ask the candidate to explain the reason why he wants to join the Qingyun Sect and embark on the path of cultivation.
Finally saw a normal question again, isn't this kind of proposition composition exactly what he is good at, Fang Yun couldn't help but burst into tears.
You have to grasp this question well and get as many points as possible.
Moving his fingers, grinding the ink, and dipping it in ink, Fang Yun sat down and wrote "my ideal" with a serious face.
What is the most important thing about composition?
The elementary school teacher gave him the answer - real feelings.
Fang Yun did not hesitate to start with his envy for his cultivation and the disciples of the Qingyun Sect.
Like when he was a child, he couldn't eat but Qingyun Sect was able to eat enough, and he was looked down upon and came to Qingyun Sect to achieve a counterattack, and when he was a child, he was helped by the disciples of Qingyun Sect, and he swore that he would definitely work hard to cultivate, and in the future, he would go to the outside world to pretend to be like them.
It took half an hour for Fang Yun to write the opening.
Of course, these are not enough, we must expand and enhance our ordinary, self-interested ideals, so that they can be sublimated.
After spending a certain amount of space writing down his ideals after his transformation, Fang Yun nodded with satisfaction.
Then, write about the various good things of the Qingyun Sect, which is a must.
In the end, Fang Yun ended with a sentence "Qingyun Sect is a good place for me to realize my ideals, today we are proud of Qingyun Sect, and tomorrow Qingyun Sect will be proud of us".
Tian shamelessly stole a phrase commonly used in school, and Fang Yun turned back to the second big question - word choice and fill in the blanks.
Faced with this question, Fang Yun didn't have a temper at all.
It's hard to be a child.
I don't know how long it took, Fang Yun, who was about to fall asleep thinking about this question, was awakened by a majestic voice.
"There is still half an hour before the end of the assessment." The law enforcement elder seriously, no, should use the derogatory term sanctimonious. The law enforcement elder sat at the front desk of the main hall in a dignified manner, reminding the candidates to speed up.
The voice of the law enforcement elder made Fang Yun feel like he was back in the real world and was taking an exam.
He really hopes that he is facing a real-world exam now, and he would rather let himself take the college entrance examination than accept this kind of pit wall assessment here.
Half an hour passed quickly, and Fang Yun couldn't make the second big question in the end.
Do you want to fill in a slightly more appropriate answer? Fang Yun gave up, too lazy to waste pen and ink.
"Stop writing."
The Law Enforcement Elder stood up and majestically glanced at the candidates in the main hall. Everywhere the eye looks, no one dares to put pen to paper.
The disciples of the Qingyun Sect who were serving on the side received instructions and quickly put away the test papers.
"Damn, I'm finally done with the exam." One of the candidates sitting at the back of the main hall breathed a sigh of relief and muttered to himself.
"How did you do in the exam, it's too difficult." One asked a friend who knew him.
"Isn't it?"
"Is this still a human question?"
A few people whispered, and just when everyone wanted to complain a few words, the law enforcement elder suddenly stretched out his hand, and four of the answer sheets automatically flew out of the answer sheets he received, and he took them in his hand and swept them one by one.
The actions of the law enforcement elders attracted everyone's attention.
"Li Lin, Mu Shui, Zhang Tui, Qin Bai."
The bodies of those named by the law enforcement elders stiffened, and everyone held their breath.
"You were eliminated in advance, and you forgot about it just after completing an assessment, and the final result hasn't come out yet, so impetuous, you can't go far on the path of cultivation."
These people are the ones who spoke just now, and when they heard this, their bodies were soft, and their faces were like ashes.
Many candidates secretly exclaimed that they were lucky, glad that they had not had time to speak just now.
There were also some people who noticed a small detail of the law enforcement elder before announcing that those people were eliminated, and guessed that the answers of those people were not good, so they were killed by the elders to make an example.
No matter how everyone felt, they didn't dare to make the slightest move, and sat down in their seats, quietly waiting for the results.
The law enforcement elder left with the answer sheet, and the sect master and several elders waited in a side hall.
Fang Yun was a little worried, not knowing if he could pass the assessment.
Wait.