The manager said: "The family is Yang Wei, the son of Mayor Yang. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ”

I thought in surprise, "Good girl, it seems that the master has met the true god." Whatever, since he took the initiative to pay me for the guitar, then I will laugh at it. I smiled at the manager: "Manager, then my salary this month ......"

The manager said, "It depends on whether you are ready to continue working, and if you still come, not only will the salary be the same, but there will also be a bonus." ”

I thought for a moment and said, "Well, forget it, I'll give you a few nights." "I picked up my guitar and walked out of the bar, put it in the car and drove home.

I didn't expect that drunk to be so righteous, and I had a much better impression of him. But I quit my job at the bar, what should I do in the future? Men must find a way to make money, otherwise it will be difficult to gain a foothold in the world.

At noon, I ate a pack of instant noodles, I was bored, I took out my mobile phone, clicked on the mobile phone QQ, and added a few netizens. I want to find a confidante in this field.

I added a few netizens to the QQ on my mobile phone and accosted them at will. Suddenly, a netizen named Xia Nu said: "Hello, handsome guy! ”

I looked at the information, and the other party was a woman, 21 years old, from Yuzhou, and I quickly replied: "Hello, beauty." ”

"Not good." The chivalrous woman made a bitter gourd face expression.

"Why?" I added a questioning emoji.

"Why do you care so much?"

"I'm too lazy to care about you."

"You're going to die."

"You die first."

"If you're dead, I'll burn you a stainless steel wreath."

"If you're dead, I'll burn you a brother."

"Stainless steel wreaths can keep you stinking for thousands of years."

"Brother proves that you lacked love in life, were lonely after death, and were lonely in your life."

"Your mother's, playing a swearing game with your sister without dirty words, you are still a little tender."

"Your father's, when my brother played this game, you were still wearing crotch pants!"

"Children, have the courage to compete in person."

"Little baby, you are brave enough to come to Huai County."

"The surname is Wang, tell me the address, and my sister will be on time at 11 o'clock tomorrow morning."

I grabbed my phone and muttered, "Damn, dare to scold me for being a bastard." I replied casually: "The surname is Wu, brother is waiting for you at any time in the Huaixian Good Day Cafe." ”

"Okay, whoever doesn't go is ......," she added, with a thumbs down.

The next day, I really waited for the chivalrous girl in the Good Day Cafe, but what I saw was a beautiful woman like Song Jia, not the pungent and arrogant tigress I imagined.

The chivalrous woman asked coldly: "You are surnamed Wang, right?" ”

I pouted and said, "The surname is Wu, I've been waiting for you for a long time." ”

"Bastard, what do you drink?"

"Turtle, you choose."

"My sister's name is Yang Li, the poplar of the poplar, the beautiful Li."

"My brother's name is Dongfang Xu, my surname is Dongfang, and the sun rises in the east."

"Dongfang Xu, I pity you." Her eyes are very mischievous.

"Yang Li, I sympathize with you." I don't hate this "opponent", but I don't want to lose to her in verbal skills.

"I pity your parents for being extremely genetically poor, and you were born rugged and steep, ugly and invincible."

"I sympathize with your grandfather and grandfather for the super supreme and inferior genes inherited from your parents, and turn you into a VIP among ugly girls, making it difficult for you to see the destruction of the world."

"You are so ugly that there is no one before you, and there is no one after you."

"You're so ugly that the sky is falling apart, and the ghost is crying wolf."

"You are ugly and invincible all over the world."

"You're ugly all over the universe and have no opponent."

"Among the ugly men, there is no one on your right."

"Among the ugly girls, you are the empress."

"Happy!" Yang Li sat down and fanned herself with both hands, and said, "It's been a long time since I've scolded like this." ”

I said with emotion: "You are the first person to find someone to scold before you are ahead." ”

Yang Li said strongly: "You are the first person who dares to scold me like this." ”

I said disdainfully: "Hmph, why don't you dare, you think you are a princess?" ”

She nodded, unintentionally arguing with me, and smiled gently: "Dongfang Xu, scolding and scolding, arguing and arguing, it's time to drink something, right?" ”

I smiled approvingly, called the waiter, and asked for two cups of coffee.

Yang Li asked curiously: "Dongfang Xu, you don't plan to leave me alone after drinking coffee, right?" ”

I laughed, "So what else do you want?" ”

She was quite ridiculous: "At least you should take me out to have fun and respect the friendship of the landlord, right?" ”

I snorted, "Do you want me to take you to the playground?" ”

Her starry eyes lit up suddenly, and she said, "That's okay, why not?" ”

What kind of person, I'm just talking about it, she actually took it seriously.

I rolled my eyes: "You're too naïve, aren't you?" ”

She disagreed: "What's that? As long as you can be happy, you can play anything. ”

I pouted helplessly and took her to the playground. Yang Li got on the roller coaster, screaming wantonly, happy like a child. I played crazy with her for a while, jumped off the roller coaster, and sat down on a yellow plastic steel chair to rest.

"Dongfang Xu, why don't you play?" Yang Li played on a Ferris wheel for another ten minutes, sat down next to me and asked.

I looked up and said, "It's so childish and it's not interesting." ”

Yang Li took a sip of water and said, "Dongfang Xu, I don't want to go home today, you can find me a place to live!" ”

I snorted, "Huai County is so big, isn't there a place for you to live?" You can find a hotel! ”

A strange look flew over her face, and she said with a sneer: "Or I'll make do with you tonight!" ”

I reminded meaningfully: "Yang Li, I remember that we seem to be enemies, right? ”

She said justifiably, "So what? I came to Huaixian because of you, and you must be fully responsible for my food and lodging. ”

God, I never expected a girl to get over me because of a scolding fight, and it looks like I'm going to have to give this scoundrel a bite to eat tonight. She's the most cheeky woman I've ever seen, and she's bolder than any man like me. I thought I was bold enough, but I didn't dare to go to another city alone without hesitation to make an appointment with someone. Also, how dare she, a girl, go to the home of a man she has known for less than a day to be alone with her? Is it because I'm too sheep-looking, or is she more wolf than me?

"Hey, Dongfang Xu, are you scolding me in your heart for being shameless and not knowing how to be reserved or anything?" Yang Li suddenly asked.

I was taken aback and hurriedly said, "How is it possible, you underestimate me too much!" In order to hide my panic, I continued: "Besides, you are not me, how is your conduct**** or something?" ”

Yang Li pursed her lips and said, "It doesn't matter what you think, anyway, I'm going to your house tonight!" ”

"Okay, let's go!" I took her home with the shame of doubting her character just now, and asked teasingly, "Scoundrel, what do you want to eat?" ”

Yang Li didn't mind me calling her that, and said, "Whatever you want." ”

I blinked and said, "That's good, let's eat instant noodles!" ”

She was also accommodating: "Yes, I just like instant noodles." ”

We ate two bowls of instant noodles, sat on the couch and grabbed the remote control, and watched the TV series. Yang Li actually likes to watch Tang Guoqiang's version of "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", as far as I know, girls of this age should like to watch idol dramas, how can she be so outstanding? I also liked "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", but now I still like to watch social news, listen to entertainment broadcasts, and I am not interested in TV series.

At 10 o'clock in the evening, I yawned and said impatiently, "I'm sleepy, I'm going to sleep, you can watch slowly!" ”

Yang Li grabbed me and said, "Don't go, stay with me for a while!" ”

I complained: "Yang Li, you are not my wife, why are you so rude to me?" ”

Yang Li pursed her lips and said, "If you want to watch TV with me for a while, you will be your wife, you are too domineering, right?" ”

I stood up and was about to slip back into the room, but Yang Li grabbed my right arm and pulled it so hard that I lost my balance and fell on the sofa. I felt a limp under my right palm and thought, what is this? At first glance, it turned out that my right hand was pressed against Yang Li's chest.