Chapter 001, [Strange Red Envelope Group]

"[Golden-armed Demon Monkey] has added you to the Demon Realm Mutual Aid Group (7). Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ”

The domestic mobile phone thrown at the head of the bed suddenly "ding", Zhang Lei turned his head and glanced at it, and found that such a strange message came out of the notification bar at the top of the mobile phone.

Demon Mutual Aid Group (7)?

What kind of flock is this?

Pitch groups? Online shopping group? Purchasing group?

Next Olympics, these messy advertising groups are the most annoying, once they are pulled in, they send advertisements all day long, and they make people annoyed by swiping the screen.

"Golden-armed demon monkey? Who's this buddy? Do I have this character in my WeChat friends? ”

Zhang Lei tried to think about it, but he couldn't remember that he had such a friend.

“…… You don't need to add friends this year, you can directly pull me into the group? I'm going to go, can I complain about this? ”

He complained in his mouth, couldn't help but pick up his phone, unlock it, open WeChat, enter the group, open the list of group members, but found that there were only two lonely members in the group.

One is a golden-armed demon monkey and the other is a western spider.

"Western Spider" is his WeChat screen name, taking the opposite meaning of "Pearl of the Orient", Zhang Lei thinks it's funny, but who is this "golden-armed demon monkey"?

Just thinking about this problem, several messages suddenly popped up one after another on the chat interface of the group.

"The [Golden-armed Demon Monkey] has added the [Hedgehog Spirit] to the Demon Realm Mutual Aid Group (7)."

"The [Golden-armed Demon Monkey] has added the [Female Duck Fairy] to the Demon Realm Mutual Aid Group (7)."

"The [Golden-armed Demon Monkey] has added the [Sloth Spirit] to the Demon Realm Mutual Aid Group (7)."

"The [Golden-armed Demon Monkey] has added the [Yellow Ant Demon Queen] to the Demon Realm Mutual Aid Group (7)."

"The [Golden-armed Demon Monkey] has added the [Squid Spirit] to the Demon Realm Mutual Aid Group (7)."

……

About a dozen more members came in, with names ...... It's all weird, it's either a demon or a spirit, and there's only one female duck fairy who claims to be a fairy.

"You're still excited, aren't you?" Zhang Lei stared at the mobile phone screen and scratched his head, "Next, according to convention, the group owner should post shopping ads, right?" ”

If the first message is a product introduction, he immediately leaves the group;

If the first message is a shopping link, he will leave the group immediately;

If the first message is a picture of a beautiful woman, he ...... Let's take a look.

Of course, whether you can retreat from the group or not depends on the quality and pleasing degree of the beautiful pictures.

Who knew that the first message made him stunned.

There is neither a nasty product introduction nor an image of a beautiful woman to look forward to.

[Golden-armed Demon Monkey]: "Welcome all demon friends to join this group. In this Demon World Mutual Aid Cultivation Competition, I am honored to be in the same group with all demon friends, and I hope that in the future, we can communicate with each other, cultivate together, and make progress together! Although I am a monkey, not an ape, but I am the ape of this group of fake pavilion apes (a cold expression), and I am also the leader of our mutual aid group! In my future cultivation, I hope that all of you demon friends will support my work! ”

Zhang Lei read this message, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help twitching slightly.

Practice? A monkey?

If you're really a monkey, then you're Spider-Man!

It's just a broken network name, are you still serious?

Although he was disdainful, to his surprise, the reactions of the rest of the group were surprisingly enthusiastic!

[Squid Spirit] was the first to jump out: "The sofa is even, and the puppet is the first to support Brother Monkey!" It's fast to type more tentacles, don't envy even ha, hehe, hey (a smug expression in sunglasses)"

[Yellow Ant Demon Queen]: "I've admired Brother Monkey's name for a long time, but I didn't expect to be able to mix with Brother Monkey this time, it's so cool!" ”

[Sloth Spirit]: "Got it, I'm so sleepy, I'm going to sleep...... (Three yawning emojis)"

[Female Duck Fairy]: "I have long heard that Brother Monkey has boundless demonic power, but I didn't expect to be lucky enough to be in a group with Brother Monkey, which is amazing!" By the way, ask weakly, Brother Monkey, ...... you Got a boyfriend? ”

[Crow Spirit] immediately sent a "sweaty" expression: "Duck fairy, Brother Monkey is obviously a good man, where is his boyfriend?" If you want to have a girlfriend, you should have a girlfriend! ”

[Female Duck Fairy]: "(A glaring expression) Dead crow, you're also a male, right?" ”

[Raven Spirit]: "I'm male, what's wrong?" ”

[Female Duck Fairy]: "Then do you have a boyfriend?" Do you want this fairy to introduce you to one too? (a smirk)"

[Golden-armed Demon Monkey]: "Ahem, ahem......"

A group of people immediately turned on the chat and fart mode, and the female duck fairy became the absolute active person in the group, and she had to help several other male animals introduce their partners - note that, it was the introduction of male objects.

Everyone expressed their horror, and the female duck fairy sent a series of snickering expressions.

Messages jumped out one after another, looking at the chat interface on the mobile phone, Zhang Lei was a little speechless.

Demon Mutual Aid Group?

This is a straight man bending group, right?

Lao Tzu's graduation thesis hasn't even settled on the topic yet, so how can I have time to toss around with you.

Since there are no pictures of beautiful women, then don't blame me for being unkind.

One word - quit the group!

But then things are a bit wicked.

He searched and searched in his mobile phone again and again, clicked and clicked, but he didn't find any button to leave the group!

What's going on?

WeChat poisoned?

It doesn't look like it, because everything else is normal, friends are normal, friends are normal, and other groups are also normal.

Zhang Lei also specially turned out the group of college classmates and found the same place, the red "delete and exit" is very eye-catching, but this newly added group just doesn't have this button!

This is a prank, isn't it? It can't be a group of classmates who will fix me, right?

But now it's a senior year of college, everyone should intern for the internship, prepare for the thesis, prepare for the paper, find a job for the job, who has the leisure to play this?

There are more than a dozen people in this group, and if you want to play such a tricky game, more than a dozen people have to be online at the same time, and the labor cost is not low.

College classmates are obviously impossible, could it be high school classmates?

Golden-armed demon monkey?

Zhang Lei tilted his head and thought for a while, as if there was indeed a ...... nicknamed Monkey among his high school classmates

But this doesn't make sense, because Zhang Lei hasn't spoken since he joined the group, but this group of teasers is still chatting enthusiastically, it's called a lively, completely as if he didn't exist, and no one paid attention to him.

Looking at this screen full of strange news, Zhang Lei really didn't understand what was going on for a while.

Strange group, strange name, strange chat content, but you can't leave the group.

Zhang Lei couldn't help but look at the list of group members again, look at these names, what kind of demons and monsters are these?

There are crows flying in the sky, leopards running on the ground, and squid swimming in the sea......

There's also a krait spirit!

What did that golden-armed demon monkey say just now?

Friends?

I think all the patients are about the same!

Aren't there snake spirits in the group? It is estimated that the whole group of people is a snake spirit!

Zhang Lei couldn't help but make up for it on his own: in a certain ward of XX Psychiatric Hospital, more than a dozen snake spirit patients, each with a mobile phone, set up a WeChat group, and then played happily, clapping their hands and giggling from time to time, and some people were still drooling.

It's a beautiful picture......

Is this some kind of new therapy?

"Damn, you snake spirits can just play by yourself, why did you pull me into the group?" Zhang Lei looked at the mobile phone, angry and funny.

At this time, the golden-armed demon monkey suddenly squeaked again.

[Golden-armed Demon Monkey]: "Ahem, don't talk nonsense, fellow demon friends. In this way, in order to celebrate my fate with all of you, I will take the lead in sending you a red envelope! ”

Socks, there are red envelopes!

Zhang Lei was shocked, quickly put away the complaint just now, and sat up straight all of a sudden.

Fortunately, I didn't find the button to leave the group just now, otherwise I wouldn't have been able to catch up with this good thing.

It doesn't matter what snake spirit disease he has, if he has a red envelope, not to mention snake spirit disease, he is not afraid of AIDS-AIDS, anyway, he is separated by a mobile phone and the Internet, and it will not be contagious.

The demons and monsters in the group also quieted down all of a sudden, Zhang Lei can imagine that these guys are all waiting to grab red envelopes!

It should be quiet in the hospital room now, right?

Soon-

Bite!

A large red envelope appears in the middle of the phone screen.

I'll rob!

Zhang Lei stared at the big eyes and quickly used his index finger a little!

Damn, the hand is slow, the red envelope has been snatched up!

In addition to being disappointed, Zhang Lei curiously clicked "Look at everyone's luck".

It's okay not to look at it, but if you don't look at it, you won't hit one place.

The golden-armed demon monkey sent a total of ten red envelopes, and there were only a dozen people in the group, only a few people didn't grab it, and Zhang Lei was one of them.

"This luck is really declining. What day is it? ”

Zhang Lei sniffed, expressing strong dissatisfaction, but his eyes were quickly attracted by the text on the mobile phone screen.

This red envelope just now...... Seems to be a bit of a problem!

[Squid Spirit] grabbed 155 demonic energy.

[Female Duck Fairy] grabbed 171 points of demonic energy.

[Leopard Demon] grabbed 35 points of demonic energy.

[Golden Snake Spirit] grabbed 74 points of demonic energy.

The sloth spirit with the best luck just said that he was going to sleep, and he grabbed 355 demon energy.

Back to the group chat interface, everyone was unanimously applauding, and they were all praising the golden-armed demon monkey for being generous and generous, and it was 2,000 points of demonic energy as soon as he made a move.

Of course, there are also people who deeply despise the sloth spirit who has been diving but robbed the most demonic spirit, this guy just said that he was going to sleep, but why did he snatch the biggest red envelope silently?

Zhang Lei was dumbfounded, demonic?

What kind of currency is this?

You guys...... Doesn't anyone think it's abnormal?

He wanted to send a message to ask what demonic energy was, but after thinking about it, he held back.

Perhaps, this is the first trick used by this group of snake spirits to pull themselves into the fire pit!

Endure!

Be sure to hold back!

Everyone was celebrating that they had grabbed the red envelope, and the [female duck fairy] suddenly made a bad smile: "Since Brother Monkey has made a good start, then the fairy will also send a red envelope!" ”

There are red envelopes again!

Zhang Lei hurriedly held the mobile phone tightly in his left hand, and quickly prepared with a finger of his right hand.

It doesn't matter what kind of demonic energy you have, grab it first!

If there are dates or not, pick a rod first, this has always been Zhang Lei's style!

Bite!

A large red envelope appeared again in the middle of the phone screen.

I'll rob!

The hand is slow again, and the red envelope has been snatched up.

Day, what's wrong today, I usually grab red envelopes, Zhang Lei is notoriously fast!

Habitually click on "look at everyone's luck".

[Squid Essence] grabbed 1 [Mandarin Duck Love Pa].

[Hedgehog Essence] grabbed 1 [Mandarin Duck Love Pa].

[Yellow Ant Demon Queen] grabbed 1 [Mandarin Duck Love Pa].

Mandarin duck love?

What the hell is this?

It's over, Zhang Lei found that his curiosity had been aroused.

[Female Duck Fairy]: "This fairy only has these 3 love pals left, congratulations to the 3 demon friends who grabbed it, remember to use it!" (a wicked smile)"

[Squid Essence]: "It's good to have more tentacles, not only is typing fast, but there is nothing to say about grabbing red envelopes!" ”

[Leopard Demon]: "555555, in vain I am the fastest on land, but I didn't grab it this time!" ”

[Sloth Spirit]: "Didn't grab it, sleep!" ”

……

Zhang Lei stared at the phone screen and was a little stunned for a while.

Demonic?

Mandarin duck love?

Could it be that this is a new way to play WeChat red envelopes?

He thought about it, but he still couldn't figure out what was going on. He uses WeChat every day, but I haven't heard that there is a new way to play recently!

He was staring at his phone in a daze, and suddenly, with a "ding" sound, a big red envelope popped up on the screen.

I'll rob!

Without the slightest hesitation, Zhang Lei almost subconsciously used his fingers!

The familiar picture of the red envelope opening!

Mom, I finally grabbed a red envelope!